One Punch Tang Monk

Chapter 373 These Two Little Demons Are Going to Heaven
"How many steps do you think I can take with one step? Can it be worth five steps! Do you understand the sadness of short legs? Do you understand the pain of short legs?" Li Chong said anxiously, sitting on the rock with his buttocks, bowing his head to the side Looking at his long legs like thin bamboo poles, the fine ghost yelled: "Hurry up and give me a drink of water. I don't know who is that Tang Monk who came from the east, so that the king and the second king are so concerned. Every day, let me drink it." We went out to patrol the mountains, but I didn't make my pair of toned legs thick." He said and rubbed his short and thick legs with a distressed expression.

"Pfft—" Zhu Tianpeng, who was squatting on the rock and wanted to listen to the conversation of the two little demons, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Ghost!" The clever insect sitting on the edge of the stone groaned, his body became unsteady, and he plunged headfirst into the mud, his short legs swaying weakly in mid-air.

"Who!" The fine ghost's expression was quite calm, but in the next second he pulled out the long sword from his waist and threw it out. Then he held the scabbard in both hands and stared around. Trembling like a sieve, he turned around several times on the spot, but he couldn't find anyone. He became dizzy, his center of gravity was unstable, and he sat down on the ground.

"Haha, I laughed so hard, I said, you two little demons, you two were raised by your king for fun, right?" Zhu Tianpeng withdrew the concealment formation and stood on the rock, watching the two laughing. road.

"Beautiful...beautiful..." Jing Jinggui was confused for a while, then came back to his senses, looked up at the fairy-like woman in red standing on the stone, and stammered, By the way, he stretched out his hand and pushed the clever bug who was still kicking his short legs.

Li Li Chong then fell to the ground, shaking the mud on his head, half lying on the ground and looked up at Zhu Tianpeng, his eyes lit up immediately, but he quickly came back to his senses, dodged and hid behind the fine ghost who was still sitting on the ground, and looked up. Looking at Zhu Tianpeng, he looked at Zhu Tianpeng and said loudly, "You... who are you? Hurry up and report your name. We are from the Lianhua Cave in Pingdingshan. Our Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King are among the best around Pingdingshan. Yes, and there are five very powerful treasures, are you afraid?"

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid to death." Zhu Tianpeng patted his chest and nodded, trying to express a little scared expression, but it was almost destroyed by the uncontrollable smile on the corner of his mouth, and asked following his words : "I don't know which five powerful treasures those two great kings have?"

Clever Chong was very satisfied with Zhu Tianpeng's performance, and suddenly felt that his confidence had returned. That's right, in the vicinity of Pingdingshan, as long as he heard the reputation of his two great kings, whoever dared to be presumptuous walked out from behind Jinggui and patted himself. The bulging belly said: "It's good to know that you are afraid. If you want to talk about the five treasures of our two great kings, then you should listen carefully. I usually don't tell others. The first one is the Seven Star Sword, which can cut everything. , the second one is the plantain fan, one can attract fire from the sky, the third one is the purple gold red gourd, so the baby will be even more powerful..."

"This... this, no... can't say it." The fine ghost sitting on the ground covered Li Chong's mouth with his hand, and said anxiously.

"Anyway, it's very powerful. This Pingdingshan is surrounded by our Lianhua Cave for a thousand miles." Li Lichong didn't know what to think of, and his face changed slightly. He stopped talking, suddenly remembered something, looked at Zhu Tianpeng and said loudly : "By the way, you haven't said who you are yet? I think you are suspicious, so hurry down and let me search you to see if you have brought anything you shouldn't have."

"Me? I'm your aunt. It's been a while since we've seen each other. You don't know your aunt anymore?" Zhu Tianpeng raised his eyebrows, showing a playful smile, and a blue and silver thread slowly condensed on his fingertips. .

"Grandma?" The clever insect didn't get annoyed when he heard the words, but instead looked at Zhu Tianpeng carefully.

"Would it...would it be...squeeze...squeeze..." The fine ghost leaned into Li Chong's ear and whispered.

"Yulongdong, are you the aunt of Yalongdong?" Li Chong's eyes lit up when he heard this, but he immediately became half shorter when he saw Zhu Tianpeng, his eyes rolled around, thinking about what to do.

The fine ghost who was still sitting on the ground had a flustered expression on his face, and he forgot to stand up while sitting on the ground.

Zhu Tianpeng, who was about to turn his back on him, saw the two of them cleverly rounded up their words, and almost flung the thin blue and silver thread from his hands. Seeing the nervous expressions of the two, he thought it meant that the status of the aunt pressing Longdong should not be low, so Not in a hurry to turn his face, he continued to follow the words of the two of them and said: "So you two little guys still know me, I said, when your king and the second king saw me, I had to call you sister, you said I will meet you later What should he say?"

"Grandma, spare me, spare me!" Li Lichong's legs went limp, and she knelt down on the ground, kowtowed, and said in a sobbing voice, "Grandma, you don't remember the faults of villains, so you treat the little ones like farts and let them go!" Alright."

"Look, do I look like someone who can fart casually?" Zhu Tianpeng looked at the clever bug, and his smile became brighter.

But the clever worm felt that the weather in early winter seemed to have entered the deep winter all of a sudden, and his head was buried in the ground. He only hated himself for being so owed, why he was talking so much nonsense, and now he provoked this aunt. Whether it is life or death depends entirely on the other person's mouth.

Zhu Tianpeng looked at the trembling two people, and after waiting for a while, he continued: "Don't worry, I won't kill you, but I want to ask you something."

"Grandma, you said, as long as the little ones know, they will know everything without saying anything." Li Chong nodded as if he heard the sound of nature when he heard this.The aunts and grandmothers who pressed the Dragon Cave on the Dragon Mountain could not be offended. The king was so filial to the old grandmother that even the aunts and grandmothers who brought the Dragon Cave followed to heaven.

Zhu Tianpeng picked his fingernails, and said indifferently: "I haven't been to the Lotus Cave for a long time, and I have almost forgotten a lot of things about your king and the second king. If it is a bit embarrassing to meet you later, you can forget about those things. Tell me, so that I don't have anything to say later, just go on with what you just said."

"This..." The fine ghost looked at the clever worm with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"Stupid! The king and the second king said that you can't tell outsiders. Is my aunt an outsider?" Li Chong gave the fine ghost a look, then looked at Zhu Tianpeng and said with a flattering smile: "Auntie, please sit down, I will tell you slowly, we Your Majesty's purple-gold-red gourd is really a treasure, you only need to call out your name when you open the lid, and whoever responds will put it into the gourd, close the lid, and it will turn into thick water in a short while..."

(End of this chapter)