One Punch Tang Monk

Chapter 4 Let go of that Bodhisattva!

Sitting on the horseback, Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: "What the hell is it that you turn into a sun! What the hell is a walking sun and wind chime! What the hell is it that you become a horse? Miss, how can you be so arrogant?" The idea of ​​a ghost! And, can you keep your voice down when you complain! I heard it all..."

Resisting the urge to vomit blood, Tang Sanzang tried his best to maintain the appearance of an eminent monk without joy or sorrow, and finally arrived at Huasheng Temple. Sure enough, people are more troublesome than monsters.

As Li Simin said, when he arrives, no one dares to start. When he arrives, it will be an auspicious time.

Civil and military officials followed Li Simin to pay homage to the golden body of Buddha, and saw the Arhat. In the huge ashram, there were [-] monks sitting neatly in cross-legged positions. The law contest is over.

Tang Sanzang and Li Simin walked side by side, passed through the aisle where 1000 or [-] monks bowed and stood on both sides, and walked to the front of the high platform to sit down.

He has the title of Great Chan Master, and Tang Sanzang is also the head monk of the Great Tang Dynasty. This water and land conference will be held for 49 consecutive days, and he will sit up and give lectures for several hours every day.I've gotten used to the boringness over the years, but I'm worried that my throat will get angry.

Tang Sanzang has no Buddha in his heart and does not believe in Buddha, but he does not deny the magical effect of Buddhist scriptures.Of course, he only said such outrageous words to his master, never to anyone else.

It should be because of eating golden cicadas. He has been close to Buddhism since he was a child. His understanding of Buddhism is No. 1 in the Tang Dynasty, and he deserves his name.

Tang Sanzang looked at the two short and one long sandalwood incense burning in the censer in front of him, frowned slightly, and remained silent for a long time, as if he was thinking about the profound Dharma.

More than a thousand monks under the seat sat upright, listening attentively, and looked at Tang Sanzang with reverence and anticipation.

The venue was eerily quiet for a long time, and Tang Sanzang finally spoke out, pointing to the incense burner in front of him. "The incense doesn't last as long. Change it for me, otherwise I can't talk about it."

Li Simin, who was sitting leisurely beside her, burst out laughing, took a bite of the exquisite pastry beside her, and her smile became brighter.

When the monks heard this, none of them laughed or scorned. They all showed contemplative expressions, and actually analyzed and understood Tang Sanzang's words in depth.

"Master Sanzang's words are Jizhu, there must be a deep meaning in these words." A mellow old monk thought hard.

"Three sandalwoods were originally lit together, but now two are long and one is short. What is the reason? This is like three people who were born at the same time, but their lives are different. This is determined by the cause and effect of the previous life. Master Sanzang explained it clearly, and the little monk was convinced. " A thin monk's eyes lit up and he muttered to himself, looking at Tang Sanzang with even more reverence.

"The mage refused to speak the scriptures because the three sandalwoods were not in order. Isn't it a metaphor that everyone sitting down has different levels of understanding and cultivation, so they should try their best to study the Dharma. Ashamed, ashamed, I must listen carefully to the master's lecture this time." The middle-aged monk in shabby robes looked ashamed.

Well, Tang Sanzang really didn't think so much, he waved at the young novice who was still meditating, and asked him to light three new sandalwood sticks, interrupted everyone's contemplation, and began to talk about the "Lotus Sutra" .

Tang Sanzang taught the Dharma in a simple way on the high platform, explaining in detail some of the Dharma that he had comprehended over the years, it seemed that there seemed to be a strange power emanating from the bodies of all the people, and then drifted towards the endless void.

All the monks in the audience were fascinated by what they heard. From time to time, some people whispered softly, covered their mouths and bowed their heads in embarrassment, the joy that could not be hidden in their eyes, and the doubts that had accumulated in their hearts for decades, unexpectedly came between Tang Sanzang's few words. Being pointed out, how can you not be happy, and you admire Tang Sanzang even more.

This is a strange world, with demons, ghosts, and gods and Buddhas.It is a good phenomenon for feudal rule that people in the world worship gods and Buddhas more and take this as their belief.

Tang Sanzang is not a radical reformer, nor does he have the idea of ​​promoting socialism in this world. Overthrowing feudal rule sounds like a lot of trouble, so just do what you want, and there are bottoms in every society and ruling class.

But Tang Sanzang has no Buddha in his heart. If he wants to talk about faith, maybe he believes in himself more.

"The monk..." Tang Sanzang was immersed in the lecture, but he jumped when he was slapped on the table and yelled.Looking up, a thin young monk was standing under the stage, wearing a bright yellow monk's robe, but his hands were placed on the short table in front of him. Judging by the monk's height and the length of his hands, he should be standing on tiptoe .

That stern shout was full of anger, and he slapped the table without mercy, but now the young monk looked at Tang Sanzang's expression, but... a look of obsession!
Tang Sanzang has seen this expression many times since he was a child, but it is usually beautiful girls, and those court ladies who are dissatisfied with desires in the palace. Now a young monk shows this expression to him, and he can't help but feel a chill. Almost kicked the short table in front of him away.

"You are so handsome." The young monk finally finished the remaining half of the sentence with some coercion, a blushing color appeared on his slightly sallow and thin face, and he looked horrified!

"Hey, ugly monk, why are you here again? Didn't I beat you enough yesterday?" Li Simin, who almost fell asleep listening to Tang Sanzang's lecture, was also woken up by the sound of the table being slapped. The young monk standing in front of the high platform with a blushing face suddenly got up and said.

The expression on the young monk's face changed, and he withdrew his hand on the low table all at once. He even took a few steps back, subconsciously covering his buttocks, and looked at Li Simin in panic.

Is this Guanyin Bodhisattva?Tang Sanzang stared at the young monk who was protecting his buttocks like a little scepter, and looked at Li Simin with a resentful face. Thinking of the way she looked at him before, her hairs stood on end. Could it be that Guanyin Bodhisattva is a gay sissy!

"I didn't cheat for money, and I didn't come here to look for you, please don't spank my ass again." The young monk said with obvious lack of confidence. After speaking, his tone had become pleading.

Li Simin waved his hand, and said mercilessly: "No, someone, first pull him down and hit him with [-] boards."

Two guards rushed forward from the side, about to grab the young monk with a panicked expression.

Tang Sanzang stood up, just as he was about to say wait, when a burly monk in gray clothes stood in front of the young monk and said in a deep voice, "Bold, this is Nanhai Guanyin Bodhisattva, you ordinary people, how dare you be rude!"

"That's right, I'm Guanyin Bodhisattva, you can't hit me." The young monk poked his head out from behind the burly monk and nodded vigorously.

"You ugly monk, do you think I'm a three-year-old child? Guanyin Bodhisattva must be a great beauty. How could she grow up to look like you?" Li Simin curled her lips and waved at the guards standing beside her. Four guards rushed up and surrounded the two of them.

"Great beauty? Really? She will be shy." The young monk blushed a little, and twisted his body shyly.

All the monks sitting cross-legged beside him were in an uproar, and all of them ran away at once, and two of them ran to the side and vomited, shouting that they couldn't take it.

Tang Sanzang also had a chill in his heart, the last bit of good vision for Guanyin Bodhisattva disappeared in his heart at once, and he didn't make a sound, let's see what the two living treasures are going to do.

"Pull them out together and hit each with fifty sticks, and then drive them out." Li Simin ordered with a smile.All the guards responded and rushed forward, intending to arrest the two monks.

"Don't you believe me, I can prove it." The young monk came out from behind the burly monk, with an anxious expression on his face, and suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "By the way, I can show you my real body."

"Okay, you change. If you can't change, then hit a hundred big boards." Li Simin raised his hand to stop the guards, looked at the young monk and said.

"Then I've changed, Mucha, transform quickly!" The young monk patted the burly monk beside him and said, for a moment the light was overflowing, and the auspicious haze was so colorful that people dare not look directly at it.

Today in Huasheng Temple, in addition to more than a thousand monks and hundreds of civil and military officials, there are also families of hundreds of officials, wealthy businessmen and dignitaries in Chang'an City, no less than ten thousand people.At first sight of the golden light on the high platform, a female Bodhisattva and a mushroom-headed fat traveler standing in the air with their feet on the auspicious clouds, they all thought it was Tang Sanzang who preached the Dharma reaching the heavens, and they invited the gods and Buddhas from the sky, and hurriedly knelt down to worship, not daring to look at them unreasonably.

For a moment, in the entire Huasheng Temple, only Tang Sanzang and Li Simin were left standing.

Tang Sanzang raised his head and looked at the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who had returned to his original appearance with his feet on the auspicious clouds. The corners of his mouth twitched, his expression a little uncomfortable.

I saw that Guanyin Bodhisattva looked no more than seventeen or eighteen years old, with a beautiful appearance, eyes like gold stars, a red mole between his eyebrows, and a slender waist. He was indeed a great beauty.

She wears a weeping cherry blossoms on her head, a knotted blue robe and a velvet skirt with gold trim, and holds a white jade bottle in her hand, with a willow branch that is almost dead.

The most important thing is that there are pendants that weigh at least five catties on her body. Gold leaves, precious beads, and emerald jade are no less than the brocade cassock on Tang Sanzang. The dazzling light just now is half of these things issued.

Of course, there is the most important point, Guanyin is flying in the sky now, Tang Sanzang and Li Simin are both looking up at the sky, and she is wearing...a skirt.

"Sister Guanyin, I saw your obscene pants." Li Simin said with a smile.

"Ah?" Avalokitesvara looked down cutely, seeing Li Simin and Tang Sanzang still raised their heads, she came back to her senses, her face paled immediately, and she cried out, "I'm so ashamed..." The auspicious cloud under my feet was unstable , actually fell from the sky.

Letting Guanyin Bodhisattva fall to the ground was really disappointing. Tang Sanzang quickly stretched out his hands to catch her. Although she was wearing pendants, it was fortunate that Guanyin was quite light.

Being hugged in front of Tang Sanzang in the posture of a princess, Guanyin looked up at Tang Sanzang's face, stars seemed to shine in both eyes, stretched out his left hand and gently stroked Tang Sanzang's bald head, his little face turned red He said with a fascinated face: "So handsome, really handsome."

"Bodhisattva, please respect yourself." Tang Sanzang's head was touched, and he was so clever that he almost threw the Bodhisattva out of his arms. Is this really the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva who rescued the suffering?
"Let go of that Bodhisattva!"

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