One Punch Tang Monk

Chapter 576 Dead Fat Woman, Dead Bamboo Pole

"It should be your old acquaintances, Lei Gong and Dian Mu." Sun Wukong glanced at Zhu Tianpeng, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Hmm! It turned out to be this pair of old sluts!" Zhu Tianpeng raised his eyebrows when he heard this, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to rush forward to fight.

"Second Senior Sister, is that your enemy?" Luo Xi asked curiously.

"What kind of enemies, they are worthy! They are just two jumping clowns, but when I rebelled against the heavens, this pair of sluts danced happily in the back, and they didn't hit the door before today, so I had to be careful." Teach them a lesson." Zhu Tianpeng rubbed his hands together, his face showed a bit of ruthlessness, although the words were simple, everyone could see that the things back then were probably not as simple as she said.

"Thunder God, Lightning Mother?" Tang Sanzang thought silently in his heart. He hasn't met anyone from Heavenly Court for a long time along the way. The efficiency of Heavenly Court was too low, so no one was sent to hunt them down.

But thinking about the time comparison between heaven and the mortal world, it is understandable. He has been out of Chang'an for more than a year, and it has only been more than a day in the heaven. Speaking of which, it is amazing to meet several waves of people in the heaven. .

"Now you can't beat them two." Sun Wukong smiled and shook his head.

The expression on Zhu Tianpeng's face froze, he was annoyed for a moment, but he forgot that his strength had plummeted, and now he didn't even have the Earth Immortals, and Lei Gong and Dian Mu were both immortals in the Heavenly Immortal Realm. Those few mushrooms can be thrown twice, she is not their opponent at all.

However, Zhu Tianpeng's gaze soon fell on Tang Sanzang, his eyes lit up, he snapped his fingers and said, "Master, I'll leave it to you this time, later you must make those two guys doubt life."

"Huh?" Tang Sanzang looked at Zhu Tianpeng with some puzzlement, then glanced at Sun Wukong beside him and said, "Can't Wukong help you? Are those two guys so strong?"

"It's not too strong, but they all know that the big sister is powerful. If the big sister makes a move, even if they lose, they will feel that it is an honor to lose. Guys like them who don't even have a heart of shame, maybe go back After that, I will brag about how many tricks I fought under Monkey King before I was defeated." Zhu Tianpeng shook his head, looked at Tang Sanzang with a wicked smile in his eyes, "But you are different, In their eyes, you are just an ordinary monk. If you beat them, both of them will probably doubt their lives, so of course you are the best shot. Of course, you'd better pretend that you don't know how to beat them , it's even better."

"Don't you know how to defeat them?" Tang Sanzang frowned, thought about Zhu Tianpeng's words seriously, and almost knew what he was going to do.

"Well, Master, I'm still assured of your acting skills, then I'll leave everything to you." Zhu Tianpeng reached out and patted Tang Sanzang on the shoulder, as if he had entrusted him with a very important matter.

"That's good..." Tang Sanzang suppressed a smile and nodded, never expecting that his acting skills would be recognized one day.

"Second Senior Sister, what about us? How can we cooperate with you?" Ao Xiaobai asked curiously.

"You guys..." Zhu Tianpeng held his chin and thought for a while, "It would be great if you could show me more respect and make me feel like a big boss."

"That's it, then let's try our best." The three thought for a while, nodded and said.

"Okay, let's activate the Heiyuanjing bracelet first, and then watch the master's performance." Zhu Tianpeng nodded with satisfaction, and said a little excitedly, just thinking about revenge will make people feel excited.

The blue ball surfaced and dissipated, but a thick wooden board appeared under everyone's feet, and the group of people just stood on the wooden board.

On the ice surface, there was a broken ice surface with a radius of five or six feet due to the impact of the Inspiration King before, so the wooden board could not swim away, and was directly stuck by the broken ice and fixed on the water.

Tang Sanzang looked up, in the mid-air, a big red fish six to seven feet long was struggling in a huge lightning net, with many scars of different depths on its body, and as long as she touched the net, it would There will be a crackling sound, a horrible wound will appear, and there will be a tragic cry.

Blood spilled from those wounds, and fell one after another. When it fell on the ice, the bright red blood was particularly conspicuous and shocking.

Tang Sanzang recalled the whaling videos he had seen in his previous life, the blood-stained coast and water surface, and the whining big fish, it looked so similar to the current scene.

At this time, there were two people standing in the air. On the left was a tall and thin middle-aged man, wearing a silver armor. On the left, his chest was open, revealing his ribs. With a look of kidney deficiency, he was holding the power grid in his hand, grinning grinningly, it must be Lei Gong.

On the other side stood a somewhat obese middle-aged woman, who was wearing a white fairy dress. The most terrifying thing was that it was forcibly cut off in the middle, revealing a belly of white fat, and a tree was nailed between the fat. A shiny nail the size of a thumb, almost blinding the eyes.

And she was holding a sledgehammer in her hand, but this bowed head looked a little strange. The handle of the hammer was at least one foot long, and the head of the hammer was quite big. She was holding it in her hand. It looked awkward no matter what. The fact that his mother grew up like this really scared Tang Sanzang a little.

Looking at the big red fish struggling in the power grid, the two of them were laughing grinningly. Obviously, it wasn't that they couldn't catch the big fish, but they just wanted to see her struggling and howling in the power grid.

"Master, she is so pitiful." Ao Xiaobai couldn't bear it, and held the flying dragon stick in his hand.

"These two guys are really hateful. No wonder there has never been a good description of the two of them in the heavenly scriptures." Sha Wanjing was also a little annoyed and clenched her fists.

"Hey, dead fat woman, dead bamboo pole, I said, what are you two doing here?" Zhu Tianpeng took a step forward, looked up at the two people in mid-air, and said loudly, his voice was full of sarcasm.

Lei and Dian, who were playing with the big fish in the grid in mid-air, were taken aback for a moment. They looked down at a large wooden board that appeared in the ice cave below at some point and the people standing on it. After discovering who the person was, her complexion changed dramatically.

(End of this chapter)