Hilarious and Unscrupulous
Chapter 237 How to cure the love potion?
Chapter 237 How to cure the love potion?
Fuck!This is really a leak in the house, but it rains all night and the boat is late and the wind is blowing. Why did you break into the empress dowager's bedroom at this time?
Just in such a daze, over there, a middle-aged nanny in relatively plain clothes appeared in front of her with an unfriendly face: "Who are you? You broke into the Taihe Palace without being summoned by the empress dowager, Don't you know it's a capital offense?"
Her voice was high-pitched, her tone sharp, and her aura was much stronger than that of Concubine Li in Zhaoyang Palace.
Yan Sisi didn't dare to be careless anymore, she knelt down and helped Xiling Shaoli, who was not very clear on the ground, and said, "Madam, we came to the palace for a banquet today, just now I... my brother didn't know why Is it? It became like this, I had no choice but to break into here by mistake, and I beg the Queen Mother to spare our lives."
I heard that the empress dowager was not the current emperor's biological mother. After the death of the first emperor, there was no child under her knees. The empress dowager at that time discussed with the officials and let the youngest seven princes at that time succeed to the throne, which is the current emperor Xilingying. .
Afterwards, in order to thank the Queen Mother for her support, Xi Lingying still respected her as Queen Mother after ascending the throne, while her mother and concubine were still only conferred the title of Princess Concubine. This matter once became a good story in Hua Dynasty.
But it is a pity that since the death of the first emperor, the Empress Dowager has never cared about the affairs of the harem. She has devoted herself to chanting sutras and worshiping Buddha, eating fast and resting. Seeing this, the emperor Xilingying issued a special decree to the Taihe Palace where she lived. The Queen Mother is not allowed to summon those who trespass into the Taihe Palace without authorization, behead!
Yes, this is why Yan Sisi is so scared.
Fortunately, after hearing her explanation, the nanny glanced suspiciously at the Xiling Shaoli in her hand, and after a while, finally asked, "Are you here for the banquet?"
Yan Sisi broke out in a cold sweat. She wanted to reveal her real identity, but she was afraid that if the queen mother told the emperor, the matter would be ruined, and Xiling Shaoli Dingdang would not be able to get rid of it, so she could only grit her teeth and nodded: "Yes, Minnv is the daughter of Prime Minister Yan in the court, and this is... Minnv's elder brother——Yan Qingxuan."
cough cough cough...
I heard that the Empress Dowager has not been out of the Taihe Palace for more than ten years, I hope she doesn't know this beast, otherwise, she bet her own brother.
Fortunately, after hearing that they were the children of the prime minister of the court, the mother's face softened a little, and then she nodded: "For your father's sake, help him in."
It turns out that my father's face is so big...
Yan Sisi was ecstatic and helped the man beside her up. The poor man, at this time, was almost burned to the point of being a red-boiled shrimp. If you don't understand, Yan Sisi really I believe he will blow up as he said.
With support all the way, they finally crossed the chrysanthemum garden. In front of them, a palace that was not luxurious but large in scale appeared in front of the two of them.
"Go in, I'll report to the Empress Dowager first."
"Please trouble Mammy."
After getting the permission, Yan Sisi hurriedly helped the man beside her inside.
Once inside, a scent of sandalwood came to the nostrils, and then walked in, only to see a few very luxuriant evergreens planted in the yard, at a glance, although it is autumn cool, but at this time, because of the full The verdant courtyard, here not only does not feel the bleakness in autumn, on the contrary, it also has a freshness like the warmth of spring.
"Sisi, I feel so uncomfortable..." Just as she was looking at her, the man next to her hugged her again.
When Yan Sisi saw her, she blushed and said, "My lord, if you bear with it, the antidote will soon be available."
"There is no antidote here, only women can cure him!"
When Yan Sisi was comforting the man desperately in the courtyard, behind her came a plain old voice with no tone.
When Yan Sisi heard this, her complexion suddenly changed drastically. When she turned her head, she saw an old woman in palace attire who was walking slowly, although she looked old and full of silver hair, but her footsteps were still steady and powerful. lips, and the man who held his arm knelt in front of her: "But the girl heard that this love potion has different degrees of seriousness. My brother's symptoms don't look like the kind of incurable medicine. Is the empress dowager really sure that it can only be solved with a woman?"
"Yes, Aijia has lived in this harem for decades. What kind of things have Aijia never seen? Your elder brother has Wanmei. The reason why it lasted so long is because of the potency of this medicine." Not that powerful, and he is a martial artist himself, so he will be fine for the time being, but if he waits for half an hour, if he still cannot have intercourse with a woman, he will explode his meridians and die." Said By the last word, the tone of the empress dowager, who was not angry and arrogant, had become harsh.
Hearing this, Yan Sisi's whole body trembled slightly, and immediately, the blood on her face faded completely.
Solve it with a woman?
Is she going to use other women to relieve him of the love potion?That is necessary, knowing that she is inconvenient now, and I can't be his antidote, so what else can I do besides using other women?
But why is she so uncomfortable?
"You little girl, do you want to save your brother? It's just a woman. If you are afraid that the palace maid will have your brother's flesh and blood in the future and will have no place to go, then let the queen mother give the palace maid to your brother as a gift." It's my concubine, what are you worried about?" The nanny at the side saw that the girl kneeling on the ground opposite her was still silent, so she couldn't help but urge her up.
But who knows?It was fine if she didn't urge her, but when she did, the girl actually shed two tears: "Is there really no other way?"
The Empress Dowager watched all this intently, seeing the two teardrops falling from the woman's eye sockets like crystal clear pearls, she suddenly felt in a good mood: "No, can you save it? No Save Qinggu and send them out."
"Yes, the Empress Dowager."
As soon as the nanny heard this, she immediately rushed towards the two of them.
When Yan Sisi saw her, she finally let go of her hand in tears like rain: "I'll save me, mother, then I'll trouble you...save my brother..."
After finishing speaking, he almost thrust the person beside him into Aunt Qing's hand, and then ran out.
Qing Gu saw all this in her eyes, ignored her, and directly supported Xiling Shaoli, who was already in a coma, and went in.
Once in, it took a full two hours...
Two hours later, Yan Sisi sat numbly on the fish pond platform where she met Xiling Wenxuan, staring at the red carp swimming around in a daze.
This person, it's better not to be reincarnated in the next life. See, after reincarnating, there will be more things to face. Living... Really tiring.
(End of this chapter)
Fuck!This is really a leak in the house, but it rains all night and the boat is late and the wind is blowing. Why did you break into the empress dowager's bedroom at this time?
Just in such a daze, over there, a middle-aged nanny in relatively plain clothes appeared in front of her with an unfriendly face: "Who are you? You broke into the Taihe Palace without being summoned by the empress dowager, Don't you know it's a capital offense?"
Her voice was high-pitched, her tone sharp, and her aura was much stronger than that of Concubine Li in Zhaoyang Palace.
Yan Sisi didn't dare to be careless anymore, she knelt down and helped Xiling Shaoli, who was not very clear on the ground, and said, "Madam, we came to the palace for a banquet today, just now I... my brother didn't know why Is it? It became like this, I had no choice but to break into here by mistake, and I beg the Queen Mother to spare our lives."
I heard that the empress dowager was not the current emperor's biological mother. After the death of the first emperor, there was no child under her knees. The empress dowager at that time discussed with the officials and let the youngest seven princes at that time succeed to the throne, which is the current emperor Xilingying. .
Afterwards, in order to thank the Queen Mother for her support, Xi Lingying still respected her as Queen Mother after ascending the throne, while her mother and concubine were still only conferred the title of Princess Concubine. This matter once became a good story in Hua Dynasty.
But it is a pity that since the death of the first emperor, the Empress Dowager has never cared about the affairs of the harem. She has devoted herself to chanting sutras and worshiping Buddha, eating fast and resting. Seeing this, the emperor Xilingying issued a special decree to the Taihe Palace where she lived. The Queen Mother is not allowed to summon those who trespass into the Taihe Palace without authorization, behead!
Yes, this is why Yan Sisi is so scared.
Fortunately, after hearing her explanation, the nanny glanced suspiciously at the Xiling Shaoli in her hand, and after a while, finally asked, "Are you here for the banquet?"
Yan Sisi broke out in a cold sweat. She wanted to reveal her real identity, but she was afraid that if the queen mother told the emperor, the matter would be ruined, and Xiling Shaoli Dingdang would not be able to get rid of it, so she could only grit her teeth and nodded: "Yes, Minnv is the daughter of Prime Minister Yan in the court, and this is... Minnv's elder brother——Yan Qingxuan."
cough cough cough...
I heard that the Empress Dowager has not been out of the Taihe Palace for more than ten years, I hope she doesn't know this beast, otherwise, she bet her own brother.
Fortunately, after hearing that they were the children of the prime minister of the court, the mother's face softened a little, and then she nodded: "For your father's sake, help him in."
It turns out that my father's face is so big...
Yan Sisi was ecstatic and helped the man beside her up. The poor man, at this time, was almost burned to the point of being a red-boiled shrimp. If you don't understand, Yan Sisi really I believe he will blow up as he said.
With support all the way, they finally crossed the chrysanthemum garden. In front of them, a palace that was not luxurious but large in scale appeared in front of the two of them.
"Go in, I'll report to the Empress Dowager first."
"Please trouble Mammy."
After getting the permission, Yan Sisi hurriedly helped the man beside her inside.
Once inside, a scent of sandalwood came to the nostrils, and then walked in, only to see a few very luxuriant evergreens planted in the yard, at a glance, although it is autumn cool, but at this time, because of the full The verdant courtyard, here not only does not feel the bleakness in autumn, on the contrary, it also has a freshness like the warmth of spring.
"Sisi, I feel so uncomfortable..." Just as she was looking at her, the man next to her hugged her again.
When Yan Sisi saw her, she blushed and said, "My lord, if you bear with it, the antidote will soon be available."
"There is no antidote here, only women can cure him!"
When Yan Sisi was comforting the man desperately in the courtyard, behind her came a plain old voice with no tone.
When Yan Sisi heard this, her complexion suddenly changed drastically. When she turned her head, she saw an old woman in palace attire who was walking slowly, although she looked old and full of silver hair, but her footsteps were still steady and powerful. lips, and the man who held his arm knelt in front of her: "But the girl heard that this love potion has different degrees of seriousness. My brother's symptoms don't look like the kind of incurable medicine. Is the empress dowager really sure that it can only be solved with a woman?"
"Yes, Aijia has lived in this harem for decades. What kind of things have Aijia never seen? Your elder brother has Wanmei. The reason why it lasted so long is because of the potency of this medicine." Not that powerful, and he is a martial artist himself, so he will be fine for the time being, but if he waits for half an hour, if he still cannot have intercourse with a woman, he will explode his meridians and die." Said By the last word, the tone of the empress dowager, who was not angry and arrogant, had become harsh.
Hearing this, Yan Sisi's whole body trembled slightly, and immediately, the blood on her face faded completely.
Solve it with a woman?
Is she going to use other women to relieve him of the love potion?That is necessary, knowing that she is inconvenient now, and I can't be his antidote, so what else can I do besides using other women?
But why is she so uncomfortable?
"You little girl, do you want to save your brother? It's just a woman. If you are afraid that the palace maid will have your brother's flesh and blood in the future and will have no place to go, then let the queen mother give the palace maid to your brother as a gift." It's my concubine, what are you worried about?" The nanny at the side saw that the girl kneeling on the ground opposite her was still silent, so she couldn't help but urge her up.
But who knows?It was fine if she didn't urge her, but when she did, the girl actually shed two tears: "Is there really no other way?"
The Empress Dowager watched all this intently, seeing the two teardrops falling from the woman's eye sockets like crystal clear pearls, she suddenly felt in a good mood: "No, can you save it? No Save Qinggu and send them out."
"Yes, the Empress Dowager."
As soon as the nanny heard this, she immediately rushed towards the two of them.
When Yan Sisi saw her, she finally let go of her hand in tears like rain: "I'll save me, mother, then I'll trouble you...save my brother..."
After finishing speaking, he almost thrust the person beside him into Aunt Qing's hand, and then ran out.
Qing Gu saw all this in her eyes, ignored her, and directly supported Xiling Shaoli, who was already in a coma, and went in.
Once in, it took a full two hours...
Two hours later, Yan Sisi sat numbly on the fish pond platform where she met Xiling Wenxuan, staring at the red carp swimming around in a daze.
This person, it's better not to be reincarnated in the next life. See, after reincarnating, there will be more things to face. Living... Really tiring.
(End of this chapter)
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