Domination of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 497 Zhang Fei's Incident 1
Chapter 497 Zhang Fei's Incident 1
After Gongsun Xu and his party joined Zhang Fei, they headed towards Jinyang. Everyone made fun of Zhang Fei along the way, and Zhang Fei also happily chatted with everyone. However, Xia Houlan, who is usually reticent, also asked a few more questions this time. But everyone didn't notice anything. After all, Zhang Fei had been a bachelor for so many years, and these marriages were finally settled. As a brother, who could not be happy for him.
"Yide, you haven't told me about your daughter-in-law." Zhao Yun laughed and said, "Who are you going to propose marriage to in the future? If it's really that Xia Houyuan, I probably won't be able to kill you in the future.
He lost a daughter and niece this time, and it was all thanks to you. I don't believe that he could happily accept it when you sent the dowry.Let me tell you, at that time, he will give you a group fight or a wheel fight, and I will see how you end up then, hahahaha. "
"Zilong can be regarded as talking about my pain." Zhang Fei said: "My lord, a good person will do it to the end. You see, I have been single for so many years. This time, you have to help me with whatever you say. When the time comes Ask Zilong and Ziyi to accompany me, and I will see who dares to be arrogant, and at worst, fight again, and when I beat that old man Xia Houyuan's temper, I will see if he dares to stop me."
"Don't ask me about this." Gongsun Xu replied: "I will come forward and write a letter to Cao Cao when I turn around. It can be regarded as my marriage proposal for you, but I don't think Cao Cao will let it go, even if you snatch him away now, he will." Make things difficult for you.
Normal etiquette is definitely indispensable, maybe they will blackmail you for a lot of dowry, you can think about it, I think Cao Cao has a big appetite, and he can't satisfy his appetite without a few thousand horses. Take a wife and ruin the family. In that case, your father will not be able to earn back even if he kills thousands of pigs. "
"Hahaha, he dares." Zhang Fei laughed loudly: "I will take someone to find Xia Houyuan to propose marriage later, I will not give him a fart, I will see what he does, and he wants to blackmail me, he is beautiful, I have to Ask him for a large amount of dowry.
To be honest, my lord, this Xia Houyuan is really not kind. You can say that my daughter-in-law can be regarded as Xia Houyuan's niece, but my daughter-in-law also has to chop firewood and go to work every day. What can I say, Xia Houyuan is too fucking stingy Yes, it is clear that my daughter-in-law is being used by others.If he, Xia Houyuan, still has the face to ask me for a bride price, I will beat him like a pig's head. "
"Why, there is such a thing?" Tai Shici questioned: "Then Xia Houyuan is really nothing, Yide, when the time comes, let's beat him together. Isn't there a few generals on Cao Cao's side? What about Xu Chu? Xiahoudun, Li Dian, Le Jin, even if they come together, we will beat them up.
Also, he Xia Houyuan seems to be known as the number one sharpshooter in the Central Plains. I am angry when I hear this title, not to mention others, in my northern border, the lord, Han Sheng, Zilong, me, which one will be shooting He lost to him in surgery, and Huang Xu's shooting skills are also very tight.
Why is it that Cao Cao's subordinates are full of people who sit in the sky and look at the sky, and they will give themselves a great name if they know how to do it, and Dian Wei, what is he called a tiger idiot? How many catties are there? "
"I got angry when I talked about it." Zhang Fei said angrily, "Ziyi, it's not that I said bad things about Xia Houyuan. It turned out that this guy was even better at archery.
You all know my shooting skills, that's it, if I don't compete with him, he has to drag Huang Xu to fight with him, and the fight ended in a draw. Tell Han Sheng about it, Xia Houyuan, an old man, will bully children, and if he can't do it clearly, he wants to come here. "
"What?" Zhao Yun squinted his eyes and asked, "What kind of general is he to bully the small? He shouldn't have let him go so easily last time. Hmph, is there no one in Beijiang who bullies me? No need for Han Sheng to take action. Next time we Just go and get the venue back, Huang Xu, do you want to go or not?"
"Go, of course." Huang Xu replied immediately: "If I don't go, my father will beat me to death when he comes back."
"You people, tsk tsk tsk." Gongsun Xu accused: "What do you know, I understand that Xia Houyuan can't beat Yide, but do you know why he still has to pick Huang Xu to compete with him in archery?
This is to test his son-in-law's ability. Didn't you hear that Xia Houyuan sent his son to play first?It seems that the old man probably agreed to this matter, otherwise he wouldn't let him go so easily.However, it might be difficult for him to explain to Cao Cao, that's why he was so messy.
It’s okay for you to find a place later, don’t beat him too hard, Han Sheng will have to be his in-laws in the future, if you make things stalemate, it will not end well for Han Sheng later, don’t let Han Sheng have to I want to reason with you, and blame you for bringing Huang Xu into trouble. "
"My lord, I also think that's the case." Zhang Fei said carelessly: "It seems that this old man is not too bad, at least he still agrees with my old Zhang from the bottom of his heart, hahaha, I will tell you later. If he ordered something good, he should be beaten less in the future."
"Yide, this matter doesn't seem to have anything to do with you." Zhao Yun sneered, "Xiahouyuan's son-in-law is Huang Xu and not you, what are you doing here? Are you brain-twitching, but I discovered something. I have to tell you today.
After Huang Xu becomes Xia Houyuan's son-in-law, you and Huang Xu are considered to be of the same generation. No matter what, Huang Xu will call me uncle. I'm afraid you will have to change your mouth when you see me. How about practicing now? With someone like you My eldest nephew, I am really under pressure, hahahaha. "
As soon as these words were said, everyone couldn't help laughing, Zhang Fei's old face turned black with anger, he really didn't expect this kind of relationship, but what Zhao Yun said was right, the reason is really such a reason, and now he himself For no reason, he is a generation later than everyone else. If this gets out, it will be difficult for Zhang Fei to be a man in the future.
"Come on, my army in Northern Xinjiang has always been based on strength." Zhang Fei argued: "Anyone who can beat me will recognize him as a brother. Unless he is a bit older than me, who would dare to call him my uncle? See if I don't beat him, Zilong, I know your martial arts have improved again, hehe, my zhangba snake spear can't stand the loneliness anymore, how about we fight?"
"Are you sure you want to fight with me now?" Zhao Yun asked: "Do you still need me to help you propose a marriage, or I will watch from the side when the time comes, and let you single-handedly challenge the generals of Cao Jun? , Back then outside the Hulao Pass, I saw that Xu Chu's ability was no less than yours, and I don't know how much he has improved in these years."
"Hmph, then fight back later." Zhang Fei replied indignantly: "I dare to fight even Lu Bu, who else in the world can make me afraid, isn't it that fat man, I will try him later ability."
"Don't worry." Dian Wei interjected at this time: "Tiger Chi, right? I'll go with you when the time comes. I want to see what Hu Chi is. It seems that he is known as Cao Jun's number one fierce general. Hehe, back then I Just claim to drive the tiger across the ravine and slaughter the bear with bare hands, leave this tiger idiot to me."
"Haha, evil is the most loyal." Zhang Fei immediately praised: "In our northern border army, apart from the nickname of the lord who captured the dragon with one hand, your nickname is the most prestigious, so let's go meet Generals Cao Jun, let’s see if they dare to brag indiscriminately in the future.”
"Come on, we still have a debt to settle." Dian Wei replied ungratefully: "I support you if you rob your wife, but you can't use my son as a gun. Now you and Huang Xu are in trouble. , what about my son?"
"Uh, this." Zhang Fei was at a loss for words. He didn't know how to answer. In the end, he could only explain: "There were only two girls at the time, so we can't grab a boy for your son. Next time, let's grab it next time." How about Cao Cao’s daughter? Other people’s daughters are fine too, I’ll help you snatch whoever you want, absolutely no ambiguity.”
"That's pretty much the same, remember this first, and we'll see when the time comes." Dian Wei snorted coldly, "But this time, I can't take it easy on you. It's a one-buy price, fifty first-class war horses, otherwise I won't make a move."
"That's right, Yide, we have to pay us too." Tai Shici teased: "I don't want more, a bloody horse will do."
"What, what are you talking about." Zhang Fei said in shock: "I want to give you a bloody horse, or I'll give you Wuzhen. Where did I get the bloody horse? Even if I have it, I can't give it to you." .”
"Yide, it's your fault." Zhao Yun replied, "I remember that you have three bloody horses in your hands. You can't act stupid in front of us."
"You don't want to play with my hard-working horses." Zhang Fei refused, "My daughter-in-law has already asked for one, and I can't give you the remaining two. I will give each of you ten top-quality war horses. Stop haggling, and I promise to help Dianman find someone he likes later."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Fei looked at Gongsun Xu with a pitiful face. He didn't want to be slaughtered by these brothers.
Gongsun Xu nodded and said: "Forget it, our General Yide's net worth is just like this, no matter how you say it, we must let him have money to live after he gets married, but, Yide, can you take out those fine wines you have hidden privately?" Share it with everyone.
BMWs are hard to find, but fine wines are easy to brew, so you just take out your fine wines and let your brothers drink their fill, and promise to settle your marriage later.Brothers say it is not ah. "
"Yes, that is." Everyone replied: "General Zhang Fei's fine wine is famous all over the world, hahaha,,,,,,,"
"Each of you has ten altars, and my lord has twenty altars. I will send the rest to the camp." Zhang Fei replied with a bitter face, "No more. You drink, no matter what, you have to leave me some good things to save face."
"Okay, that's the deal." Gongsun Xu laughed and said, "Brothers, speed up, we can drink the fine wine of General Zhang Fei after we go back, hurry up, drive."
Everyone also accelerated forward. None of them soldiers are good wine drinkers. Maybe the rest of the soldiers can't drink much of the fine wine brewed by Zhang Fei himself, but Zhang Fei can't give them wine. These generals from Northern Xinjiang , Which one is not worth a lot, and they have made a lot of money on the grassland these years.With Zhang Fei's net worth, it's not a trivial matter to treat everyone to a drink.
(End of this chapter)
After Gongsun Xu and his party joined Zhang Fei, they headed towards Jinyang. Everyone made fun of Zhang Fei along the way, and Zhang Fei also happily chatted with everyone. However, Xia Houlan, who is usually reticent, also asked a few more questions this time. But everyone didn't notice anything. After all, Zhang Fei had been a bachelor for so many years, and these marriages were finally settled. As a brother, who could not be happy for him.
"Yide, you haven't told me about your daughter-in-law." Zhao Yun laughed and said, "Who are you going to propose marriage to in the future? If it's really that Xia Houyuan, I probably won't be able to kill you in the future.
He lost a daughter and niece this time, and it was all thanks to you. I don't believe that he could happily accept it when you sent the dowry.Let me tell you, at that time, he will give you a group fight or a wheel fight, and I will see how you end up then, hahahaha. "
"Zilong can be regarded as talking about my pain." Zhang Fei said: "My lord, a good person will do it to the end. You see, I have been single for so many years. This time, you have to help me with whatever you say. When the time comes Ask Zilong and Ziyi to accompany me, and I will see who dares to be arrogant, and at worst, fight again, and when I beat that old man Xia Houyuan's temper, I will see if he dares to stop me."
"Don't ask me about this." Gongsun Xu replied: "I will come forward and write a letter to Cao Cao when I turn around. It can be regarded as my marriage proposal for you, but I don't think Cao Cao will let it go, even if you snatch him away now, he will." Make things difficult for you.
Normal etiquette is definitely indispensable, maybe they will blackmail you for a lot of dowry, you can think about it, I think Cao Cao has a big appetite, and he can't satisfy his appetite without a few thousand horses. Take a wife and ruin the family. In that case, your father will not be able to earn back even if he kills thousands of pigs. "
"Hahaha, he dares." Zhang Fei laughed loudly: "I will take someone to find Xia Houyuan to propose marriage later, I will not give him a fart, I will see what he does, and he wants to blackmail me, he is beautiful, I have to Ask him for a large amount of dowry.
To be honest, my lord, this Xia Houyuan is really not kind. You can say that my daughter-in-law can be regarded as Xia Houyuan's niece, but my daughter-in-law also has to chop firewood and go to work every day. What can I say, Xia Houyuan is too fucking stingy Yes, it is clear that my daughter-in-law is being used by others.If he, Xia Houyuan, still has the face to ask me for a bride price, I will beat him like a pig's head. "
"Why, there is such a thing?" Tai Shici questioned: "Then Xia Houyuan is really nothing, Yide, when the time comes, let's beat him together. Isn't there a few generals on Cao Cao's side? What about Xu Chu? Xiahoudun, Li Dian, Le Jin, even if they come together, we will beat them up.
Also, he Xia Houyuan seems to be known as the number one sharpshooter in the Central Plains. I am angry when I hear this title, not to mention others, in my northern border, the lord, Han Sheng, Zilong, me, which one will be shooting He lost to him in surgery, and Huang Xu's shooting skills are also very tight.
Why is it that Cao Cao's subordinates are full of people who sit in the sky and look at the sky, and they will give themselves a great name if they know how to do it, and Dian Wei, what is he called a tiger idiot? How many catties are there? "
"I got angry when I talked about it." Zhang Fei said angrily, "Ziyi, it's not that I said bad things about Xia Houyuan. It turned out that this guy was even better at archery.
You all know my shooting skills, that's it, if I don't compete with him, he has to drag Huang Xu to fight with him, and the fight ended in a draw. Tell Han Sheng about it, Xia Houyuan, an old man, will bully children, and if he can't do it clearly, he wants to come here. "
"What?" Zhao Yun squinted his eyes and asked, "What kind of general is he to bully the small? He shouldn't have let him go so easily last time. Hmph, is there no one in Beijiang who bullies me? No need for Han Sheng to take action. Next time we Just go and get the venue back, Huang Xu, do you want to go or not?"
"Go, of course." Huang Xu replied immediately: "If I don't go, my father will beat me to death when he comes back."
"You people, tsk tsk tsk." Gongsun Xu accused: "What do you know, I understand that Xia Houyuan can't beat Yide, but do you know why he still has to pick Huang Xu to compete with him in archery?
This is to test his son-in-law's ability. Didn't you hear that Xia Houyuan sent his son to play first?It seems that the old man probably agreed to this matter, otherwise he wouldn't let him go so easily.However, it might be difficult for him to explain to Cao Cao, that's why he was so messy.
It’s okay for you to find a place later, don’t beat him too hard, Han Sheng will have to be his in-laws in the future, if you make things stalemate, it will not end well for Han Sheng later, don’t let Han Sheng have to I want to reason with you, and blame you for bringing Huang Xu into trouble. "
"My lord, I also think that's the case." Zhang Fei said carelessly: "It seems that this old man is not too bad, at least he still agrees with my old Zhang from the bottom of his heart, hahaha, I will tell you later. If he ordered something good, he should be beaten less in the future."
"Yide, this matter doesn't seem to have anything to do with you." Zhao Yun sneered, "Xiahouyuan's son-in-law is Huang Xu and not you, what are you doing here? Are you brain-twitching, but I discovered something. I have to tell you today.
After Huang Xu becomes Xia Houyuan's son-in-law, you and Huang Xu are considered to be of the same generation. No matter what, Huang Xu will call me uncle. I'm afraid you will have to change your mouth when you see me. How about practicing now? With someone like you My eldest nephew, I am really under pressure, hahahaha. "
As soon as these words were said, everyone couldn't help laughing, Zhang Fei's old face turned black with anger, he really didn't expect this kind of relationship, but what Zhao Yun said was right, the reason is really such a reason, and now he himself For no reason, he is a generation later than everyone else. If this gets out, it will be difficult for Zhang Fei to be a man in the future.
"Come on, my army in Northern Xinjiang has always been based on strength." Zhang Fei argued: "Anyone who can beat me will recognize him as a brother. Unless he is a bit older than me, who would dare to call him my uncle? See if I don't beat him, Zilong, I know your martial arts have improved again, hehe, my zhangba snake spear can't stand the loneliness anymore, how about we fight?"
"Are you sure you want to fight with me now?" Zhao Yun asked: "Do you still need me to help you propose a marriage, or I will watch from the side when the time comes, and let you single-handedly challenge the generals of Cao Jun? , Back then outside the Hulao Pass, I saw that Xu Chu's ability was no less than yours, and I don't know how much he has improved in these years."
"Hmph, then fight back later." Zhang Fei replied indignantly: "I dare to fight even Lu Bu, who else in the world can make me afraid, isn't it that fat man, I will try him later ability."
"Don't worry." Dian Wei interjected at this time: "Tiger Chi, right? I'll go with you when the time comes. I want to see what Hu Chi is. It seems that he is known as Cao Jun's number one fierce general. Hehe, back then I Just claim to drive the tiger across the ravine and slaughter the bear with bare hands, leave this tiger idiot to me."
"Haha, evil is the most loyal." Zhang Fei immediately praised: "In our northern border army, apart from the nickname of the lord who captured the dragon with one hand, your nickname is the most prestigious, so let's go meet Generals Cao Jun, let’s see if they dare to brag indiscriminately in the future.”
"Come on, we still have a debt to settle." Dian Wei replied ungratefully: "I support you if you rob your wife, but you can't use my son as a gun. Now you and Huang Xu are in trouble. , what about my son?"
"Uh, this." Zhang Fei was at a loss for words. He didn't know how to answer. In the end, he could only explain: "There were only two girls at the time, so we can't grab a boy for your son. Next time, let's grab it next time." How about Cao Cao’s daughter? Other people’s daughters are fine too, I’ll help you snatch whoever you want, absolutely no ambiguity.”
"That's pretty much the same, remember this first, and we'll see when the time comes." Dian Wei snorted coldly, "But this time, I can't take it easy on you. It's a one-buy price, fifty first-class war horses, otherwise I won't make a move."
"That's right, Yide, we have to pay us too." Tai Shici teased: "I don't want more, a bloody horse will do."
"What, what are you talking about." Zhang Fei said in shock: "I want to give you a bloody horse, or I'll give you Wuzhen. Where did I get the bloody horse? Even if I have it, I can't give it to you." .”
"Yide, it's your fault." Zhao Yun replied, "I remember that you have three bloody horses in your hands. You can't act stupid in front of us."
"You don't want to play with my hard-working horses." Zhang Fei refused, "My daughter-in-law has already asked for one, and I can't give you the remaining two. I will give each of you ten top-quality war horses. Stop haggling, and I promise to help Dianman find someone he likes later."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Fei looked at Gongsun Xu with a pitiful face. He didn't want to be slaughtered by these brothers.
Gongsun Xu nodded and said: "Forget it, our General Yide's net worth is just like this, no matter how you say it, we must let him have money to live after he gets married, but, Yide, can you take out those fine wines you have hidden privately?" Share it with everyone.
BMWs are hard to find, but fine wines are easy to brew, so you just take out your fine wines and let your brothers drink their fill, and promise to settle your marriage later.Brothers say it is not ah. "
"Yes, that is." Everyone replied: "General Zhang Fei's fine wine is famous all over the world, hahaha,,,,,,,"
"Each of you has ten altars, and my lord has twenty altars. I will send the rest to the camp." Zhang Fei replied with a bitter face, "No more. You drink, no matter what, you have to leave me some good things to save face."
"Okay, that's the deal." Gongsun Xu laughed and said, "Brothers, speed up, we can drink the fine wine of General Zhang Fei after we go back, hurry up, drive."
Everyone also accelerated forward. None of them soldiers are good wine drinkers. Maybe the rest of the soldiers can't drink much of the fine wine brewed by Zhang Fei himself, but Zhang Fei can't give them wine. These generals from Northern Xinjiang , Which one is not worth a lot, and they have made a lot of money on the grassland these years.With Zhang Fei's net worth, it's not a trivial matter to treat everyone to a drink.
(End of this chapter)
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