The genius queen, here we come!
Chapter 447 Round 8
Chapter 447 Eighth Round
The guards outside were all happy.
Especially Shao Qi, after he heard Xiao Xiong's answer, he was already bent over with laughter in the outer pavilion. If he hadn't suppressed his voice with all his might, everyone in Quanyi Pavilion would have heard his crazy laughter .
"Our platoon leader is too..." Shao Qi couldn't hold back his laughter, and when he thought of the scene where Xiao Xiong was explaining the answer to everyone, he laughed so hard that he couldn't speak.Speaking of this, he squatted down, held his belly, and laughed hoarsely.The shoulders shake from time to time.
"Ah!" Seeing Shao Qi's mockery, Fu Yushu sighed, "I really sympathize with Xiao Xiong!"
After Fu Yushu said this, the other guards all bowed their heads and laughed, trying their best to suppress their laughter.Fu Yushu couldn't help laughing after these people laughed for a while.Everyone is gloating.
"Ahem!" Tang Lin coughed twice pretending to be serious on the stage, signaling to Xiao Xiong who was still hesitating, "Guard Xiao, can you speak?"
"I, I can!" The trouble I poked, I had to end it myself.Xiao Xiong cheered up, put his shyness aside, and after mustering up his courage, he looked at Tang Lin, "The answer...is not a little boy!"
Hearing such words, many people are puzzled.
Someone asked: "It's not a little boy, that's..."
Xiao Xiong pulled out a little boy from an official behind him, this little boy was a family member brought into the palace by that official.After he brought the little boy out, he said to everyone: "The answer I said actually refers to..." He closed his eyes, suppressed the tension in his stomach, and then opened them, pointing to a certain place of the little boy, "here!"
The chubby, pink boy suddenly said a childish and crisp voice, "Uncle, what are you pointing at me for?"
Immediately, everyone suddenly realized that they understood the meaning of the answer.After enlightenment, everyone showed expressions of embarrassment or gloating.It turns out that after maturity...the answer...is a bit...
Concubine Hua said in astonishment, "No way?" She added with a weird expression and an awkward voice, "It's...that...in the human body...then..."
Concubine Ling blushed and asked, "Have you seen it? Is it true?"
Immediately, Concubine Hua gave her a blank look, but immediately blushed, "Don't talk nonsense, how is this possible."
The empress dowager turned sideways to her son beside her, and said weakly, "This is such a mess..."
The corner of Yu Shengjun's mouth maintained a smile that was neither crazy nor light, as if he was watching the excitement.He felt helpless towards Tang Lin in his heart, she would only be willing to make Xiao Xiong behave like a shy little daughter-in-law.
The answer Xiao Xiong said made Concubine Zhuang's heart beat faster for no reason.She caressed her undulating chest, secretly rejoicing, "Fortunately, I didn't guess the answer randomly, otherwise, I would be the one who wants to dig a hole to bury now!"
"Is this answer... right?" An Lin asked Tang Lin bravely.
Tang Lin suppressed a smile and shook her head, "No, no, guess again. Although the answer is somewhat different from the title, but think about it, some people are not necessarily mature when they grow up, right?"
People nodded one after another, acquiescing to Tang Lin's words.
Tang Lin said: "Use your imagination and look at the things you have been exposed to. What will mature once it grows up? The answer is really very, very, very simple, so simple...it can't be simpler Yes! I believe that everyone here has come into contact with it, and it is closely related to your life, and it is a thing that will not go extinct for thousands of years!"
I don't know which brother in the audience joked, "The answer just now, isn't it that it will not be extinct for thousands of years?"
Tang Lin held back her laughter and remained silent.
Many people fell into deep thought again.
Tang Lin looked at Yu Shengjun, just as Yu Shengjun also looked at her.She raised her brows at him and opened her pupils a little, intending to convey her words.Her expression was asking him, "Do you know the answer?"
After Yu Shengjun received Tang Lin's message, he opened his mouth and said two words to her, but there was no sound.
Tang Lin knew how to speak with lips, and was shocked when she saw Yu Shengjun's mouth shape. "Sure enough, nothing can stop him!"
Tang Lin turned her gaze away from Yu Shengjun and scanned the surroundings. Seeing that everyone hadn't figured out the answer, she decided not to waste any more time, and said to everyone: "Don't guess, everyone, I'll tell you Write down the answer!"
Everyone was nervously looking forward to it.
Tang Lin said the answer unhurriedly, "The answer is really very simple, it is corn!"
"Corn?!" Everyone frowned and analyzed the answer in their brains.In a short time, some people showed suddenly realized expressions.It is indeed corn, the most appropriate and reasonable answer.
Tang Lin analyzed: "Everyone here must have eaten corn. When the corn is generally mature, it will grow those whiskers. The answer is simple, right?"
Many people wiped their sweat, "Simple, it couldn't be simpler!"
Concubine Zhuang smiled wryly, "It couldn't be simpler!" But she actually thought about such a complicated aspect.
Some people were unwilling to be defeated by such a simple question, so they suggested to Tang Lin: "Ms. Tang Concubine, you can just ask a few more questions. We have grasped the essence. We must answer quickly and don't take up time!"
Tang Lin said: "I can't decide this, I have to ask the emperor." Then, she looked at Yu Shengjun.
Yu Shengjun said to everyone: "I also really want to learn about Tang Concubine's question. Well, I agree."
After getting Yu Shengjun's consent, Tang Lin thought for a while, then faced everyone, and said, "Let's see this, I'll tell you five questions in a row, and later you can answer them all together, or you can answer them individually. These five questions The questions are: 12. What will happen if the fat man falls from the [-]th floor? [-]. The Jiang family has three daughters, the eldest daughter, the second daughter, and the third daughter. Who has the hottest figure? [-]. How much is a heart worth? [-]. Why do foxes often wrestle? Fifth, why does Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva go to the Avalokitesvara Temple to worship himself?"
Some people haven't heard the five questions clearly.
Some people have forced themselves to calm down and think about the answer.
After Tang Lin finished speaking, the scene fell silent.Seeing that everyone is so fascinated by the puzzles, I can't help feeling that the reason why ancient lantern riddles have been circulating and their popularity has not diminished is because it is an activity of intellectual entertainment?
When the watch in her hand finished running for one minute, Tang Lin stopped giving everyone time to guess, "Who knows the answer?"
One by one looked at her at this time, their lips were murmured, but they couldn't say a word.
At this time, Yu Shengjun spoke instead, "Let me answer it! The first question, what will happen to a fat man if he falls from the 12th floor? The answer is... dead fat man!"
Before giving everyone time to wake up like a dream, Yu Shengjun went on to say: "The second question, the Jiang family has three daughters, the eldest daughter, the second daughter, and the third daughter, who has the hottest figure? There is a good saying: Jiang Still old and hot. Needless to say, the eldest daughter has the hottest figure because she is the oldest of the three sisters."
Yu Shengjun was very satisfied with everyone's shocked expressions, and continued: "The third question, how much is a heart worth?"I couldn't answer this question at first, but after thinking about it, it might be more reasonable to answer it in another way. The answer is: [-] million.There is such an idiom called "one heart and one mind", isn't a heart worth [-] million?Yi and Yiyi have the same pronunciation!The fourth question, why do foxes often wrestle?The answer is...the fox is cunning.Replace cunning with double feet, slippery, isn't it just slippery feet?That's why foxes often wrestle!This last question, why does Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva go to the Avalokitesvara Temple to worship himself?This question is even simpler. There is a saying that everyone must use often, that is...begging for others is worse than asking for yourself!When a bodhisattva worships himself, isn't it that asking others is worse than asking himself? "
Speaking of this, Yu Shengjun looked at Tang Lin, and asked with a smile: "Tang Aifei, I don't know if these answers are reasonable?" "My mother!" Tang Lin was shocked, "I guessed all of them! "
When the people in the audience heard Tang Lin's words, they all looked at Yu Shengjun with admiration and admiration. They all looked at the emperor who was not surprised by answering all the answers correctly at this time with shocked expressions.
The corners of Yu Shengjun's lips curved gracefully, and he didn't appear to be in high spirits because he answered the riddle correctly. "As someone said just now, once you master the essence, you will know how simple the answer is!"
Concubine Zhuang was shocked. In the past, the emperor in her mind was just a man who only wanted to expand his territory and disdain to touch women.When I saw him today, this emperor not only had an extraordinary appearance, but he was also so masterful in some talents that only women were good at.No woman can let go of such an emperor from the bottom of her heart, but it also makes every woman realize that such an emperor can be met but not sought after.
The thoughts of other concubines are no different from Concubine Zhuang's.They are both fascinated by Yu Shengjun and admired by Yu Shengjun, but it is a pity that this is not their final affiliation.
Before Yu Shengjun answered, everyone racked their brains to think of the answer. At that time, they felt that the five questions Tang Concubine asked were much more difficult and complicated than the previous one. It didn't take a day or two. It is impossible to find out all the answers.But after Concubine Tang spoke the topic for a while, the emperor revealed all the answers to the riddles. For the emperor, it was such an easy and relaxing thing.
In the court hall, Yu Shengjun was willing to be the focus of all officials, but it was a serious scene.At this time, seeing that everyone's eyes were still on him, he felt uncomfortable all over, and said hastily, "Continue the game!"
"Everyone!" An Lin faced everyone, "Everyone has seen it too. Is there any suspense about who will win?"
Everyone shouted in unison, "No!"
An Lin turned to Concubine Zhuang and said respectfully: "Thank you Concubine Zhuang for the puzzles she contributed to this round of competition. Although you didn't have the chance to enter the shortlist, you will always be the number one puzzler in the imperial capital in everyone's mind!"
Concubine Zhuang said politely: "Director An is too polite. I lost very happily. The eighth round of the competition is still to come. Then Director An, I will go down first, and you will continue to work!"
An Jing bent down and lowered her head, "Send Concubine Zhuang respectfully."
"Concubine Tang, I hope you will win again and again!" Concubine Zhuang smiled at Tang Lin, and then stepped off the stage.
After Tang Lin watched Concubine Zhuang go back to the concubine's table and sit down, someone called her from the side of the stage, "Miss Tang."
Tang Lin looked, and it turned out to be Zhang Xiangyang, who was standing by the stage holding a cup of tea, and he was signaling her to come over and have a sip of tea to moisten her throat.Not thirsty at this time, she replied to him, "Not thirsty, take it back!"
Helpless, Zhang Xiangyang had no choice but to bring back the tea cup and put it on Yu Shengjun's table, "Miss Tang said she is not thirsty."
Yu Shengjun felt pain in his heart. It was already past midnight. Tang Lin spent most of the time competing on stage since midnight. She only had two sips of tea and one glass of wine. The other officials and him had snacks and fine wine to eat. , but she didn't get any food to fill her stomach.Not only that, but she has to keep playing and has no time to rest.She shouldn't have suffered this kind of crime in modern times, right?
An Lin announced to everyone: "Next, the Concubine Hua will take the stage for the eighth round of competition. The concubine Hua's talents are [-] kinds of martial arts. What exactly is it? Everyone will see it later, and it will definitely inspire people's hearts! "
Inspiring?Everyone can't help but look forward to it!Eighteen kinds of martial arts?Fighting?
(End of this chapter)
The guards outside were all happy.
Especially Shao Qi, after he heard Xiao Xiong's answer, he was already bent over with laughter in the outer pavilion. If he hadn't suppressed his voice with all his might, everyone in Quanyi Pavilion would have heard his crazy laughter .
"Our platoon leader is too..." Shao Qi couldn't hold back his laughter, and when he thought of the scene where Xiao Xiong was explaining the answer to everyone, he laughed so hard that he couldn't speak.Speaking of this, he squatted down, held his belly, and laughed hoarsely.The shoulders shake from time to time.
"Ah!" Seeing Shao Qi's mockery, Fu Yushu sighed, "I really sympathize with Xiao Xiong!"
After Fu Yushu said this, the other guards all bowed their heads and laughed, trying their best to suppress their laughter.Fu Yushu couldn't help laughing after these people laughed for a while.Everyone is gloating.
"Ahem!" Tang Lin coughed twice pretending to be serious on the stage, signaling to Xiao Xiong who was still hesitating, "Guard Xiao, can you speak?"
"I, I can!" The trouble I poked, I had to end it myself.Xiao Xiong cheered up, put his shyness aside, and after mustering up his courage, he looked at Tang Lin, "The answer...is not a little boy!"
Hearing such words, many people are puzzled.
Someone asked: "It's not a little boy, that's..."
Xiao Xiong pulled out a little boy from an official behind him, this little boy was a family member brought into the palace by that official.After he brought the little boy out, he said to everyone: "The answer I said actually refers to..." He closed his eyes, suppressed the tension in his stomach, and then opened them, pointing to a certain place of the little boy, "here!"
The chubby, pink boy suddenly said a childish and crisp voice, "Uncle, what are you pointing at me for?"
Immediately, everyone suddenly realized that they understood the meaning of the answer.After enlightenment, everyone showed expressions of embarrassment or gloating.It turns out that after maturity...the answer...is a bit...
Concubine Hua said in astonishment, "No way?" She added with a weird expression and an awkward voice, "It's...that...in the human body...then..."
Concubine Ling blushed and asked, "Have you seen it? Is it true?"
Immediately, Concubine Hua gave her a blank look, but immediately blushed, "Don't talk nonsense, how is this possible."
The empress dowager turned sideways to her son beside her, and said weakly, "This is such a mess..."
The corner of Yu Shengjun's mouth maintained a smile that was neither crazy nor light, as if he was watching the excitement.He felt helpless towards Tang Lin in his heart, she would only be willing to make Xiao Xiong behave like a shy little daughter-in-law.
The answer Xiao Xiong said made Concubine Zhuang's heart beat faster for no reason.She caressed her undulating chest, secretly rejoicing, "Fortunately, I didn't guess the answer randomly, otherwise, I would be the one who wants to dig a hole to bury now!"
"Is this answer... right?" An Lin asked Tang Lin bravely.
Tang Lin suppressed a smile and shook her head, "No, no, guess again. Although the answer is somewhat different from the title, but think about it, some people are not necessarily mature when they grow up, right?"
People nodded one after another, acquiescing to Tang Lin's words.
Tang Lin said: "Use your imagination and look at the things you have been exposed to. What will mature once it grows up? The answer is really very, very, very simple, so simple...it can't be simpler Yes! I believe that everyone here has come into contact with it, and it is closely related to your life, and it is a thing that will not go extinct for thousands of years!"
I don't know which brother in the audience joked, "The answer just now, isn't it that it will not be extinct for thousands of years?"
Tang Lin held back her laughter and remained silent.
Many people fell into deep thought again.
Tang Lin looked at Yu Shengjun, just as Yu Shengjun also looked at her.She raised her brows at him and opened her pupils a little, intending to convey her words.Her expression was asking him, "Do you know the answer?"
After Yu Shengjun received Tang Lin's message, he opened his mouth and said two words to her, but there was no sound.
Tang Lin knew how to speak with lips, and was shocked when she saw Yu Shengjun's mouth shape. "Sure enough, nothing can stop him!"
Tang Lin turned her gaze away from Yu Shengjun and scanned the surroundings. Seeing that everyone hadn't figured out the answer, she decided not to waste any more time, and said to everyone: "Don't guess, everyone, I'll tell you Write down the answer!"
Everyone was nervously looking forward to it.
Tang Lin said the answer unhurriedly, "The answer is really very simple, it is corn!"
"Corn?!" Everyone frowned and analyzed the answer in their brains.In a short time, some people showed suddenly realized expressions.It is indeed corn, the most appropriate and reasonable answer.
Tang Lin analyzed: "Everyone here must have eaten corn. When the corn is generally mature, it will grow those whiskers. The answer is simple, right?"
Many people wiped their sweat, "Simple, it couldn't be simpler!"
Concubine Zhuang smiled wryly, "It couldn't be simpler!" But she actually thought about such a complicated aspect.
Some people were unwilling to be defeated by such a simple question, so they suggested to Tang Lin: "Ms. Tang Concubine, you can just ask a few more questions. We have grasped the essence. We must answer quickly and don't take up time!"
Tang Lin said: "I can't decide this, I have to ask the emperor." Then, she looked at Yu Shengjun.
Yu Shengjun said to everyone: "I also really want to learn about Tang Concubine's question. Well, I agree."
After getting Yu Shengjun's consent, Tang Lin thought for a while, then faced everyone, and said, "Let's see this, I'll tell you five questions in a row, and later you can answer them all together, or you can answer them individually. These five questions The questions are: 12. What will happen if the fat man falls from the [-]th floor? [-]. The Jiang family has three daughters, the eldest daughter, the second daughter, and the third daughter. Who has the hottest figure? [-]. How much is a heart worth? [-]. Why do foxes often wrestle? Fifth, why does Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva go to the Avalokitesvara Temple to worship himself?"
Some people haven't heard the five questions clearly.
Some people have forced themselves to calm down and think about the answer.
After Tang Lin finished speaking, the scene fell silent.Seeing that everyone is so fascinated by the puzzles, I can't help feeling that the reason why ancient lantern riddles have been circulating and their popularity has not diminished is because it is an activity of intellectual entertainment?
When the watch in her hand finished running for one minute, Tang Lin stopped giving everyone time to guess, "Who knows the answer?"
One by one looked at her at this time, their lips were murmured, but they couldn't say a word.
At this time, Yu Shengjun spoke instead, "Let me answer it! The first question, what will happen to a fat man if he falls from the 12th floor? The answer is... dead fat man!"
Before giving everyone time to wake up like a dream, Yu Shengjun went on to say: "The second question, the Jiang family has three daughters, the eldest daughter, the second daughter, and the third daughter, who has the hottest figure? There is a good saying: Jiang Still old and hot. Needless to say, the eldest daughter has the hottest figure because she is the oldest of the three sisters."
Yu Shengjun was very satisfied with everyone's shocked expressions, and continued: "The third question, how much is a heart worth?"I couldn't answer this question at first, but after thinking about it, it might be more reasonable to answer it in another way. The answer is: [-] million.There is such an idiom called "one heart and one mind", isn't a heart worth [-] million?Yi and Yiyi have the same pronunciation!The fourth question, why do foxes often wrestle?The answer is...the fox is cunning.Replace cunning with double feet, slippery, isn't it just slippery feet?That's why foxes often wrestle!This last question, why does Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva go to the Avalokitesvara Temple to worship himself?This question is even simpler. There is a saying that everyone must use often, that is...begging for others is worse than asking for yourself!When a bodhisattva worships himself, isn't it that asking others is worse than asking himself? "
Speaking of this, Yu Shengjun looked at Tang Lin, and asked with a smile: "Tang Aifei, I don't know if these answers are reasonable?" "My mother!" Tang Lin was shocked, "I guessed all of them! "
When the people in the audience heard Tang Lin's words, they all looked at Yu Shengjun with admiration and admiration. They all looked at the emperor who was not surprised by answering all the answers correctly at this time with shocked expressions.
The corners of Yu Shengjun's lips curved gracefully, and he didn't appear to be in high spirits because he answered the riddle correctly. "As someone said just now, once you master the essence, you will know how simple the answer is!"
Concubine Zhuang was shocked. In the past, the emperor in her mind was just a man who only wanted to expand his territory and disdain to touch women.When I saw him today, this emperor not only had an extraordinary appearance, but he was also so masterful in some talents that only women were good at.No woman can let go of such an emperor from the bottom of her heart, but it also makes every woman realize that such an emperor can be met but not sought after.
The thoughts of other concubines are no different from Concubine Zhuang's.They are both fascinated by Yu Shengjun and admired by Yu Shengjun, but it is a pity that this is not their final affiliation.
Before Yu Shengjun answered, everyone racked their brains to think of the answer. At that time, they felt that the five questions Tang Concubine asked were much more difficult and complicated than the previous one. It didn't take a day or two. It is impossible to find out all the answers.But after Concubine Tang spoke the topic for a while, the emperor revealed all the answers to the riddles. For the emperor, it was such an easy and relaxing thing.
In the court hall, Yu Shengjun was willing to be the focus of all officials, but it was a serious scene.At this time, seeing that everyone's eyes were still on him, he felt uncomfortable all over, and said hastily, "Continue the game!"
"Everyone!" An Lin faced everyone, "Everyone has seen it too. Is there any suspense about who will win?"
Everyone shouted in unison, "No!"
An Lin turned to Concubine Zhuang and said respectfully: "Thank you Concubine Zhuang for the puzzles she contributed to this round of competition. Although you didn't have the chance to enter the shortlist, you will always be the number one puzzler in the imperial capital in everyone's mind!"
Concubine Zhuang said politely: "Director An is too polite. I lost very happily. The eighth round of the competition is still to come. Then Director An, I will go down first, and you will continue to work!"
An Jing bent down and lowered her head, "Send Concubine Zhuang respectfully."
"Concubine Tang, I hope you will win again and again!" Concubine Zhuang smiled at Tang Lin, and then stepped off the stage.
After Tang Lin watched Concubine Zhuang go back to the concubine's table and sit down, someone called her from the side of the stage, "Miss Tang."
Tang Lin looked, and it turned out to be Zhang Xiangyang, who was standing by the stage holding a cup of tea, and he was signaling her to come over and have a sip of tea to moisten her throat.Not thirsty at this time, she replied to him, "Not thirsty, take it back!"
Helpless, Zhang Xiangyang had no choice but to bring back the tea cup and put it on Yu Shengjun's table, "Miss Tang said she is not thirsty."
Yu Shengjun felt pain in his heart. It was already past midnight. Tang Lin spent most of the time competing on stage since midnight. She only had two sips of tea and one glass of wine. The other officials and him had snacks and fine wine to eat. , but she didn't get any food to fill her stomach.Not only that, but she has to keep playing and has no time to rest.She shouldn't have suffered this kind of crime in modern times, right?
An Lin announced to everyone: "Next, the Concubine Hua will take the stage for the eighth round of competition. The concubine Hua's talents are [-] kinds of martial arts. What exactly is it? Everyone will see it later, and it will definitely inspire people's hearts! "
Inspiring?Everyone can't help but look forward to it!Eighteen kinds of martial arts?Fighting?
(End of this chapter)
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