Six Realms Office
Chapter 423 Poor King of Hades!
Chapter 423 Poor King of Hades!
Osiris was depressed, very depressed.
After sleeping in a daze for a long time, when he woke up, all the servants in his mother's city were gone.
The ancient city has experienced wind and frost, bah, there is a fart of wind and frost in the underworld.
He is a majestic God Lord, and he is also a mythological power in the general realm. According to the theory, he should not be in charge of the second floor. As a result, when he woke up, the city that was supposed to be on the third floor of Huangquan Road actually fell to the second floor!
This unscientific!
After going out for two laps, Osiris tragically discovered that he seemed to have really come to the second floor.
Turning your head slightly, you can see that a huge crack across the sky and the earth appeared in the distance. At the end of the crack, there was a city. Inside, a group of burly men with yellow and brown hair were talking a lot of birdsong. It was obviously Niflheim. .
Damn it, when did Abydos fall to the same level as Niflheim?
This broken city has been fucked before, and it fell from the third floor to the second floor for tens of thousands of years, but when I woke up, the **** actually became neighbors with a poor woman like Hela?
This king will never allow this kind of thing!
Osiris was furious, and was about to send an inquiry message to Fengdu, the main hall on the fifth floor, when he suddenly remembered that he still had [-] ancient books scattered on the ground, so he yelled into the city, calling Anubis' name.
After that, the king of the underworld suffered the biggest blow in history, and a piece of gold paper floated, on which was written Anubis' resignation report.
"I wipe?"
Osiris was dumbfounded, and after reading the Niaowen (ancient Egyptian writing) on it for a long time, he realized that this guy had not resigned but had been promoted, and now he is the organizer of books in the underworld and also the director of the Great Library.
The Lord King of the Underworld suddenly turned his nose in anger, who the hell would allow you, a kobold, to accept an order without my order? !
But this guy has now been transferred to the fourth floor, and his side has instantly fallen into a situation where there are no ghosts available.
Ten thousand mammoths passed by with "pumping pain". Osiris was troubled for three days, meditated for three days, and settled down for three days. Finally, he was enlightened and became a ghost.
The noble king of the underworld thought of a method. After a preliminary understanding of the current situation of the human world and many planets, he screened many recruitment methods based on the only old model data analyzer left in Abydos, and finally won. It is a method of recruitment from the earth.
That is to go to the major cities (underworld), and put small advertisements on the plaques at the gates of the cities, and all the way down to the gates of the toilets.
Immediately doing what he said, Master Osiris quickly turned into tens of thousands of god clones and rushed to all levels of the underworld (except the fifth floor) to start printing operations.
This method really worked wonders. Within two days, a message was sent, asking if the recruitment information here was true.
Osiris was naturally very happy, and answered the ghost who called with enthusiasm, and told him the resources he had here, promising that as long as he participated in the work of Abydos City, he would be promoted to the ferryman within 30 years. person's position.
Then the other end hung up, and Osiris waited excitedly, still thinking that the small advertisement on the earth is really powerful, and it is indeed the way to win the top among data analysis instruments.
As a result, on the second day, another message came, this time calling Osiris a liar and killing the whole family.
Osiris' nose turned out of anger, and he immediately launched an investigation to see which city this ghost was from.
TM's Lao Tzu is a majestic master of mythology, the master of a world (now the master of a city), can he be provoked by you, a brat?No, I can't bear this bad breath, I must make you pay the price.
It’s okay not to check the result, but after a check, Osiris silently turned off the data instrument.
"I made a mistake and sent the recruitment information to Renjian Talent Network"
It's no wonder, if a living person calls to ask about work, whether there are benefits, five insurances, one gold and two holidays, and suddenly the other end of the phone talks to you about death, ghosts, ferrymen, etc., your first priority The reaction must be that this guy is a SB, the second reaction is a lie, and the third reaction is psychosis.
It can be said that the applicant did not directly call the police at that time, which was enough to give him face.
Osiris learned his lesson and directly blocked the call signal on the other side of the world.Not long after, another message came, this time it was indeed a ghost from the underworld, but the situation seemed not right again.
"The fourth floor Tartarus (Greek underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (Middle-earth Hades headquarters) that I was messing around with small advertisements? Destroying the ecological environment of the land of silence? It's too late, I didn't catch wild ghosts , Second, I didn’t disturb the law and order, and third, I didn’t hack and fell indiscriminately, who did I provoke?”
Ten thousand mammoths galloped past Osiris, but this was just the beginning!
"The third floor Yanmotian (Indian underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (Middle-earth Hades headquarters) that I was messing around with small advertisements and disrupting social order CNM How did I disturb social order?!"
"The fourth floor Haitian Division (European underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (Middle-earth Hades headquarters) that I randomly posted small advertisements and damaged the diplomacy of the cities in the underworld"
"The third floor Palace of Lies (Persian Underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (Middle-Earth Underworld headquarters) that I messed up small advertisements, causing damage to ancient relics to varying degrees, and wanted to sue me."
"The second floor of the land of no return (Babylon's underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (the headquarters of the underworld of Middle Earth) that I was messing around. Aren't there only seven gods in your no return land? Why are you joining in the fun? ?!"
"The second floor Niflheim (Nordic Hades branch) report me Hela, you wait for me!"
"The second layer of Michtlan (Aztec--destroyed) report. It's a day, is there still a god in Michtlan?!"
"The second layer of Silent Abandoned City (spiritual fantasy world). What the hell is the ghost joint letter? Is this also possible?"
"The second floor of Huang Quanguo (the branch of the underworld of Japan) reported to the fifth floor of Fengdu (the headquarters of the underworld of Zhongtu) that I randomly brushed small advertisements, and the paint brought from the world seriously polluted the Santu River"
Osiris directly smashed the communicator.
The majestic king of the mythical world, the king of the underworld, was reported by dozens of Yin cities in one day, and the fifth level Feng could not accept it. An urgent notice was sent to order him to rectify immediately.
So the majestic King of the Mythical Realm began to work as a cleaner, although he did it all himself.
After experiencing this big failure, Osiris learned from the painful experience, and directly filed a complaint on the fifth floor, claiming that his city has no ghosts and needs souls to serve as staff.The fifth floor quickly approved, so Osiris took this "list" to sign an agreement with the major cities, and placed a recruitment card in front of the door.
According to reason, the conditions written above are definitely enough to make the ghosts excited, it is simply "ghosts are stupid, treasure, come quickly", but it happens that no ghosts come here, and after waiting for N days (about three months), there are very few people interested .
Just when Osiris decided to abandon this plan, a strange number called.
After picking up the communicator, after the initial greeting, a slightly younger voice came from the other end of the signal.
"I'm looking for Osiris, I have a business to discuss with him."
PS: What a mess, I'm in the mood now. It really didn't end well for teasing the gods, and the chapters were reversed again. >_<|||
(End of this chapter)
Osiris was depressed, very depressed.
After sleeping in a daze for a long time, when he woke up, all the servants in his mother's city were gone.
The ancient city has experienced wind and frost, bah, there is a fart of wind and frost in the underworld.
He is a majestic God Lord, and he is also a mythological power in the general realm. According to the theory, he should not be in charge of the second floor. As a result, when he woke up, the city that was supposed to be on the third floor of Huangquan Road actually fell to the second floor!
This unscientific!
After going out for two laps, Osiris tragically discovered that he seemed to have really come to the second floor.
Turning your head slightly, you can see that a huge crack across the sky and the earth appeared in the distance. At the end of the crack, there was a city. Inside, a group of burly men with yellow and brown hair were talking a lot of birdsong. It was obviously Niflheim. .
Damn it, when did Abydos fall to the same level as Niflheim?
This broken city has been fucked before, and it fell from the third floor to the second floor for tens of thousands of years, but when I woke up, the **** actually became neighbors with a poor woman like Hela?
This king will never allow this kind of thing!
Osiris was furious, and was about to send an inquiry message to Fengdu, the main hall on the fifth floor, when he suddenly remembered that he still had [-] ancient books scattered on the ground, so he yelled into the city, calling Anubis' name.
After that, the king of the underworld suffered the biggest blow in history, and a piece of gold paper floated, on which was written Anubis' resignation report.
"I wipe?"
Osiris was dumbfounded, and after reading the Niaowen (ancient Egyptian writing) on it for a long time, he realized that this guy had not resigned but had been promoted, and now he is the organizer of books in the underworld and also the director of the Great Library.
The Lord King of the Underworld suddenly turned his nose in anger, who the hell would allow you, a kobold, to accept an order without my order? !
But this guy has now been transferred to the fourth floor, and his side has instantly fallen into a situation where there are no ghosts available.
Ten thousand mammoths passed by with "pumping pain". Osiris was troubled for three days, meditated for three days, and settled down for three days. Finally, he was enlightened and became a ghost.
The noble king of the underworld thought of a method. After a preliminary understanding of the current situation of the human world and many planets, he screened many recruitment methods based on the only old model data analyzer left in Abydos, and finally won. It is a method of recruitment from the earth.
That is to go to the major cities (underworld), and put small advertisements on the plaques at the gates of the cities, and all the way down to the gates of the toilets.
Immediately doing what he said, Master Osiris quickly turned into tens of thousands of god clones and rushed to all levels of the underworld (except the fifth floor) to start printing operations.
This method really worked wonders. Within two days, a message was sent, asking if the recruitment information here was true.
Osiris was naturally very happy, and answered the ghost who called with enthusiasm, and told him the resources he had here, promising that as long as he participated in the work of Abydos City, he would be promoted to the ferryman within 30 years. person's position.
Then the other end hung up, and Osiris waited excitedly, still thinking that the small advertisement on the earth is really powerful, and it is indeed the way to win the top among data analysis instruments.
As a result, on the second day, another message came, this time calling Osiris a liar and killing the whole family.
Osiris' nose turned out of anger, and he immediately launched an investigation to see which city this ghost was from.
TM's Lao Tzu is a majestic master of mythology, the master of a world (now the master of a city), can he be provoked by you, a brat?No, I can't bear this bad breath, I must make you pay the price.
It’s okay not to check the result, but after a check, Osiris silently turned off the data instrument.
"I made a mistake and sent the recruitment information to Renjian Talent Network"
It's no wonder, if a living person calls to ask about work, whether there are benefits, five insurances, one gold and two holidays, and suddenly the other end of the phone talks to you about death, ghosts, ferrymen, etc., your first priority The reaction must be that this guy is a SB, the second reaction is a lie, and the third reaction is psychosis.
It can be said that the applicant did not directly call the police at that time, which was enough to give him face.
Osiris learned his lesson and directly blocked the call signal on the other side of the world.Not long after, another message came, this time it was indeed a ghost from the underworld, but the situation seemed not right again.
"The fourth floor Tartarus (Greek underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (Middle-earth Hades headquarters) that I was messing around with small advertisements? Destroying the ecological environment of the land of silence? It's too late, I didn't catch wild ghosts , Second, I didn’t disturb the law and order, and third, I didn’t hack and fell indiscriminately, who did I provoke?”
Ten thousand mammoths galloped past Osiris, but this was just the beginning!
"The third floor Yanmotian (Indian underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (Middle-earth Hades headquarters) that I was messing around with small advertisements and disrupting social order CNM How did I disturb social order?!"
"The fourth floor Haitian Division (European underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (Middle-earth Hades headquarters) that I randomly posted small advertisements and damaged the diplomacy of the cities in the underworld"
"The third floor Palace of Lies (Persian Underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (Middle-Earth Underworld headquarters) that I messed up small advertisements, causing damage to ancient relics to varying degrees, and wanted to sue me."
"The second floor of the land of no return (Babylon's underworld branch) reported to the fifth floor Fengdu (the headquarters of the underworld of Middle Earth) that I was messing around. Aren't there only seven gods in your no return land? Why are you joining in the fun? ?!"
"The second floor Niflheim (Nordic Hades branch) report me Hela, you wait for me!"
"The second layer of Michtlan (Aztec--destroyed) report. It's a day, is there still a god in Michtlan?!"
"The second layer of Silent Abandoned City (spiritual fantasy world). What the hell is the ghost joint letter? Is this also possible?"
"The second floor of Huang Quanguo (the branch of the underworld of Japan) reported to the fifth floor of Fengdu (the headquarters of the underworld of Zhongtu) that I randomly brushed small advertisements, and the paint brought from the world seriously polluted the Santu River"
Osiris directly smashed the communicator.
The majestic king of the mythical world, the king of the underworld, was reported by dozens of Yin cities in one day, and the fifth level Feng could not accept it. An urgent notice was sent to order him to rectify immediately.
So the majestic King of the Mythical Realm began to work as a cleaner, although he did it all himself.
After experiencing this big failure, Osiris learned from the painful experience, and directly filed a complaint on the fifth floor, claiming that his city has no ghosts and needs souls to serve as staff.The fifth floor quickly approved, so Osiris took this "list" to sign an agreement with the major cities, and placed a recruitment card in front of the door.
According to reason, the conditions written above are definitely enough to make the ghosts excited, it is simply "ghosts are stupid, treasure, come quickly", but it happens that no ghosts come here, and after waiting for N days (about three months), there are very few people interested .
Just when Osiris decided to abandon this plan, a strange number called.
After picking up the communicator, after the initial greeting, a slightly younger voice came from the other end of the signal.
"I'm looking for Osiris, I have a business to discuss with him."
PS: What a mess, I'm in the mood now. It really didn't end well for teasing the gods, and the chapters were reversed again. >_<|||
(End of this chapter)
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