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Chapter 528 On the Wrong Ship!

Chapter 528 On the Wrong Ship!

Several heavenly soldiers lifted the coffin, and the violent shaking surprised Chen Yuan. Suddenly, the idea of ​​killing people and killing people popped into his head. There was a piercing scream.

"Don't! Don't shoot!"

"Don't forget that damage to public goods should be compensated at 150%!"

With a bang, the hatch of the coffin opened, and several heavenly soldiers stared at Chen Yuan blankly. When he came out, a heavenly soldier stepped forward to check the thing. One of them was holding a screwdriver, and an electric drill was attached to his waist, pointing at the inside After a while of groping.

"Huh, it's okay."

Tianbing breathed a sigh of relief: "My lord, it's fortunate that you didn't do anything. If it breaks, you will have to pay heavily, including us."

"Yes, they are all part-time workers. Who has the spare money?"

"This place is considered a state-owned enterprise anyway, this job is good"

Chen Yuan: "Wait, state-owned enterprise? You're right, it's you, Earth's?"

A heavenly soldier was stunned, and said strangely: "I am from the earth, so is your lord?"

Chen Yuan nodded: "Are you from the 90s of the last century?"

Tian Bing scratched his head in embarrassment: "No, I was originally a college student, and then I was issued a good person card. I ran to drink in the heavy rain in frustration, and then I was struck by lightning and passed through."

"When I woke up, I found that I was in the Heavenly Court. That... It seemed that I was on the Zhanxian Terrace and then I was thrown into the Immortal Transformation Pond. I became a heavenly soldier."

He said awkwardly: "It's a blessing in disguise."

Chen Yuan: "...so bloody!"

Well, there is no need to guess, it must be that the switchboard malfunctioned briefly when the underworld was embarrassing, resulting in a dislocation of time and space, and directly sent him to the heaven.

This shit is really random. If you are lucky, you will become a god in one step, and if you are unlucky, you will become shit. If you are unlucky, you will be decapitated if you wear it back. That is the worst.

For example: [A certain man wakes up and finds himself on horseback, surrounded by soldiers, all of them are in armor, the generals are like clouds, and there are countless younger brothers, majestic and majestic.He was overjoyed in his heart, and seeing that he was wearing a black robe and green shirt, he obviously looked like a commander, so he asked casually: "Let me tell you, what is the name of this place?" Luofengpo."] Like that.

After being sent off by several heavenly soldiers, a group of ten people walked out of the testing room, and there was another long corridor in front of them, but this corridor was very well decorated, brightly lit, and surrounded by cloud patterns, as if they were in a fairyland.

At the end of the aisle, a light was lit, and a group of people passed quickly, and then
"Welcome to the guide site!"

A staff member in white fire armor stood in front, with a flashlight still shining in his left hand.

Chen Yuan: "Okay! What is it this time!"

The staff raised the flashlight: "Security check."

Seeing the flashlight shining on the bodies of several people, all the immortals felt a burst of warmth flowing through their bodies. He issued a ticket for each person he passed, until when the flashlight shone on the ninth person, the light reflected from the white jade glazed bones Let the staff complain: "Which one are you? Why are you left with a fairy bone?"

Jiuping said, "It's a long story for a child without a mother. I'm Jiuping, an observer of the Triangulum galaxy civilization. My job number is 998.8. You can check it."

"puff!"

Chen Yuan almost laughed out loud, and then looked at Jiuping with a strange look, he dared to say that 998 is 998, why did he add a decimal point.

"There is a job number! Then you are at least a human immortal? Hey, how did you get this look?"

Chen Yuan: "Have a job number? Is there anyone who doesn't have a job number?"

The staff nodded: "That's right, temporary workers, as well as Tianbing, don't have job numbers."

"The job number in Heaven is different from that in Hell."

Jiuping explained: "Heavenly Court is divided into various departments, and each department has a job number. For example, I am the No. 998.8 observer of the Civilization Observation Department. Similarly, other departments also have job numbers. The four-digit 1000 in the underworld is counted backwards. After that, they are all on duty in the underworld. The Ministry of Human Resources does not have a job number."

Chen Yuan: "It's really troublesome."

The flashlight passed over the bones, and when it hit the last person, all the light was absorbed and disappeared.

staff member:"???"

He raised his head and saw that the person who came was a group of light-like humanoid creatures with tentacles growing on his body, and asked immediately, "Which galaxy are you a water quality inspector?"

Day One: "(I'm not, I was kidnapped by them.)"

Chen Yuan: "He came to find his mother."

The staff looked confused, and then said righteously: "He failed the security check, wait a moment."

Turning around, he took another flashlight, and this time a cloud of liquid spewed out.

Pululu!
A ball of white viscous liquid sprayed on Day Zhe, who was in a daze all the way, until he was sent into the teleportation port, he was still in a daze state.

Chen Yuan wiped the white liquid: "This thing"

"It's so dirty!"

"As big a heart as there is a dream."

"You guys are sick, this is like cement, where are you thinking!"

A burst of light flashed, and a group of people appeared on the other side of the space station, near the side of the star. The dazzling light almost blinded the eyes of a group of immortals. Not far away, a huge spaceship was docking in front.

"The spaceship will take off in 10 minutes. Passengers who have purchased time tickets should board the plane as soon as possible. No waiting!"

The vibrato like a broken gong kept playing back on the speakers, and Chen Huan said to Chen Yuan: "There are still 10 minutes, go quickly."

"The spaceship still has 10 minutes to take off. Passengers who have purchased time tickets should board the plane as soon as possible. No waiting!"

Chen Yuan: "Damn it, why did it suddenly become 10 minutes!"

"Dear passengers, due to the extreme time, the spaceship still has 1 minute to take off. Please board the plane as soon as possible for passengers who have purchased time-applied tickets. We will not wait for you if you are late!"

All the immortals: "Damn!"

Hurrying quickly, he finally boarded the spaceship at the last moment. The spaceship rumbled into the sky, split open the starry sky port with a fart, and flew into the vast stars.

Chen Yuan: "It's okay, it's okay, I finally caught up!"

A group of immortals were rejoicing, suddenly there was a person standing in front of them, Chen Yuan looked up, but it was a human youth.At this time, he was staring blankly at a group of immortals.

"What do you guys do?"

Fan Yage: "Huh? Of course it's a passenger!"

Human race youth: "Passengers? There are no passengers in this class! They are all going to Pioneer Star to build the Tongtian Tower. Are you also engineers?"

After a dead silence, Jiuping looked at the ticket in his hand, and then said to the young man, "Comrade, I have a question. Which flight is this?"

Seeing their appearance, the young people of the human race immediately understood: "You have boarded the wrong spaceship! This ship is [Infrastructure --- 8596 Flight], and the route is from the guide station to Pioneer Star. You must have been boarded by someone before." The speaker is surprised, hi!"

He shouted to the inner cabin: "I told you not to play that broadcast, look, this is another batch of people who got on the wrong spaceship!"

 PS: "The Patriarch of Emei" has been tested! (*>﹏<*)′

  The new book "The Patriarch of Emei" has been launched to test the water, classic fairy tales!I look forward to the help of fellow Taoists!

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