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Chapter 106 Even Xiu Ma can't stand it anymore!
Chapter 106 Even Xiu Ma can't stand it anymore!
The director's camera switches back and forth.
On the big screen at the scene, Wang Xiu's strange musical instrument clearly appeared.
A certain photographer also took a super close-up of a part of the water pipe.
The few characters '24k' on the water pipes are very clear.
What the hell!
The audience shouted in unison.
I feel that my IQ has been seriously insulted, as if I have been crushed from head to toe ruthlessly over and over again.
"Slippers knocking on the water pipe? Isn't this person insane!"
"Look at the seriousness he said, are you sure he's not a clown hired by the director?"
"Who put him in, didn't the show report it?"
"It's so funny, the playbill clearly says homemade percussion instruments, there's nothing wrong with it at all!"
"Oh hahaha, it's going to be bad luck for Modu TV Station, this person probably did it on purpose!"
"Why is the director still filming, isn't this part cut?"
……
The audience's ridicule made Zhang Xiaowan feel an urge to vomit blood.
She, who was holding a small flag and calling Wang Xiu to cheer, suddenly felt so ashamed.
Zhang Xiaowan quietly hid the small flag behind her back, and turned her eyes away from other corners.
Wang Xiu is really messing around.
This is a regular program, not a live broadcast in Fighting Shark.
Live broadcast is live broadcast, whatever you want to do is fine.
This is Modu TV.
Adaptation is not nonsense, and jokes are not nonsense.
This is to apologize to the national audience!
……
The rear seat, by the window.
Xiu Ma quietly picked up her phone and deleted the information in her circle of friends one by one.
What a shame, this son is simply too much.
Before you do something, you have to tell everyone first!
It's all right now, the news has been sent out, and I have lost face.
"Auntie, what does cousin want to do?"
When Gao Xiaoqiang asked such a question, Xiu's mother couldn't lift her head.
Wang Xiu's uncle and aunt quickly covered Gao Xiaoqiang's mouth.
With so many spectators watching.
If someone finds out that Wang Xiu is their relative, everyone really can't afford to lose him.
……
more back row.
"Tingting, what is Wang Xiu doing?" Ms. Liu asked.
Ms. Liu's impression of Wang Xiu is mediocre, not good or bad.
But thinking about it with his toes, he couldn't think that Wang Xiu would do such a stupid thing.
"do not know."
He Manting said: "Maybe there really is some kind of special percussion instrument!"
"childish!"
Ms. Liu said: "As simple as you are, in the society you will be cheated out of your underwear!"
"Mom, you asked me yourself."
"What do you know? I'm taking this opportunity to educate you!"
……
On the stage.
"stop!"
Teacher Na Yingzi suddenly spoke up.
She, who had been enduring Teacher Liu Huanhe just now, was not angry at all.
Instead, there is an urge to laugh.
Clenching his teeth, Teacher Na Yingzi forced a kind smile.
"Okay, Wang Xiu, this is an official talent show, not a spoof of street performers, take out your official instrument."
"This is the official musical instrument I designed." Wang Xiu said.
"I'm not joking." Teacher Na Yingzi's face gradually sank.
"Hey! Don't be angry."
Teacher Liu Huanhe forcibly interrupted, "This kid looks quite honest, and he is also a substitute teacher, let's give him a chance!"
Teacher Na Yingzi was too angry to speak.
Any fool would know that Liu Huanhe was deliberately raising an argument.
Isn't it just to fight back for that incident just now?
Liu Huanhe, you are too narrow-minded!
"Whatever you want, then please start your performance!" Teacher Na Yingzi said.
With that said, Teacher Na Yingzi looked at the on-site director.
The director nodded and said no problem.
He still has a 3-minute delay time in his hand, if it doesn't work, he will cut off the king sleeve and continue with other live broadcasts.
If there is no other way, just insert an advertisement.
Anyway, Modu TV has a way to eliminate the problem.
……
at this time.
online.
The scene of Wang Xiu introducing the musical instrument appeared in the video screen.
"Today, the theme I'm preparing is a percussion piece I created myself—slippers knocking on water pipes!"
For an instant.
The barrage exploded directly.
"Damn it, brother Xiu is going to make trouble again!"
"I can't stop it, I can't stand watching this on the TV station!"
"Nimma, it just exploded!"
"I'm sorry Brother Xiu, as your fan, I feel so ashamed, I'm going to slip!"
"Let's go, let's unfollow and let's go!"
……
Wei Shen, who was watching the video, sprayed a big mouthful of Coke on the screen with a puff.
Aluka next to him laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist.
"Wang Xiu, isn't it awesome?"
"Oh hahaha, this is an idiot, it's embarrassing and embarrassing to the whole country!"
Humao tv, miss's live broadcast room.
The water friends went crazy with joy.
"I'm sorry, miss, you really can't support the big brother you are optimistic about!"
"233333! Wang Xiu, he can contract my jokes for a year."
"Honey, let's continue playing League of Legends, don't look at that idiot."
……
However, not all netizens think so.
In the fish bar, there are also powerful people who can give corresponding explanations through stickers.
"The water pipe is hollow and can emit sound through the air column."
"When striking, the longer the air column, the duller the sound."
"The shorter the air column, the clearer the sound."
"Look at Wang Xiu's design. He specially added liquid columns in some water pipes. This is to use the liquid columns to adjust the pitch! The more liquid columns, the thicker the sound. In theory, there is no problem at all!"
"Then, did you see the slippers in Wang Xiu's hand?"
"That's a wooden mop from the Neon Kingdom!"
"Compared to plastic slippers, the wooden tray is so hard that it can be used as a mallet."
"The raised heel, as well as the sole, can clearly produce two different timbres!"
"Finally, did you see the whole row of beer bottles standing above the shelf? That's a very high-end musical instrument-bottle panpipes."
"Filling water into it can turn the wine bottle into a harmonica, which can be knocked or blown."
"This Wang Xiu is simply a design genius!"
"Oh hahaha, the above is all personal nonsense, please don't take it seriously!"
……
on site.
Wang Xiu put the microphone next to the 'instrument'.
He moved the piano bench and sat upright.
The moment the two wooden mops were held in his hands, Wang Xiu took a deep breath.
Teacher Zhou Jiejie was taken aback for a moment by that focused look.
This is completely a replica of myself when I was young!
Before his debut, Mr. Zhou Jiejie wrote a very satisfying song - "Nunchuck".
When he handed it to Sister Zhang with enthusiasm, he was ruthlessly rejected!
I remember she said it at the time.
"This inexplicable style doesn't suit me, so go find someone else!"
Teacher Zhou doubted himself for a while.
When he couldn't find an investor, he simply sang by himself.
Who knew that the song that was ruthlessly rejected could be so popular!
An impulse rose from the bottom of my heart, and Teacher Zhou Jiejie suddenly spoke.
"OK! Wang Xiu!"
"I like you!"
In an instant, the director glanced over here.
Teacher Zhou Jiejie only said one word, "Shoot!"
He guarantees with his personality that everyone must give Wang Xiu a chance!
……
(End of this chapter)
The director's camera switches back and forth.
On the big screen at the scene, Wang Xiu's strange musical instrument clearly appeared.
A certain photographer also took a super close-up of a part of the water pipe.
The few characters '24k' on the water pipes are very clear.
What the hell!
The audience shouted in unison.
I feel that my IQ has been seriously insulted, as if I have been crushed from head to toe ruthlessly over and over again.
"Slippers knocking on the water pipe? Isn't this person insane!"
"Look at the seriousness he said, are you sure he's not a clown hired by the director?"
"Who put him in, didn't the show report it?"
"It's so funny, the playbill clearly says homemade percussion instruments, there's nothing wrong with it at all!"
"Oh hahaha, it's going to be bad luck for Modu TV Station, this person probably did it on purpose!"
"Why is the director still filming, isn't this part cut?"
……
The audience's ridicule made Zhang Xiaowan feel an urge to vomit blood.
She, who was holding a small flag and calling Wang Xiu to cheer, suddenly felt so ashamed.
Zhang Xiaowan quietly hid the small flag behind her back, and turned her eyes away from other corners.
Wang Xiu is really messing around.
This is a regular program, not a live broadcast in Fighting Shark.
Live broadcast is live broadcast, whatever you want to do is fine.
This is Modu TV.
Adaptation is not nonsense, and jokes are not nonsense.
This is to apologize to the national audience!
……
The rear seat, by the window.
Xiu Ma quietly picked up her phone and deleted the information in her circle of friends one by one.
What a shame, this son is simply too much.
Before you do something, you have to tell everyone first!
It's all right now, the news has been sent out, and I have lost face.
"Auntie, what does cousin want to do?"
When Gao Xiaoqiang asked such a question, Xiu's mother couldn't lift her head.
Wang Xiu's uncle and aunt quickly covered Gao Xiaoqiang's mouth.
With so many spectators watching.
If someone finds out that Wang Xiu is their relative, everyone really can't afford to lose him.
……
more back row.
"Tingting, what is Wang Xiu doing?" Ms. Liu asked.
Ms. Liu's impression of Wang Xiu is mediocre, not good or bad.
But thinking about it with his toes, he couldn't think that Wang Xiu would do such a stupid thing.
"do not know."
He Manting said: "Maybe there really is some kind of special percussion instrument!"
"childish!"
Ms. Liu said: "As simple as you are, in the society you will be cheated out of your underwear!"
"Mom, you asked me yourself."
"What do you know? I'm taking this opportunity to educate you!"
……
On the stage.
"stop!"
Teacher Na Yingzi suddenly spoke up.
She, who had been enduring Teacher Liu Huanhe just now, was not angry at all.
Instead, there is an urge to laugh.
Clenching his teeth, Teacher Na Yingzi forced a kind smile.
"Okay, Wang Xiu, this is an official talent show, not a spoof of street performers, take out your official instrument."
"This is the official musical instrument I designed." Wang Xiu said.
"I'm not joking." Teacher Na Yingzi's face gradually sank.
"Hey! Don't be angry."
Teacher Liu Huanhe forcibly interrupted, "This kid looks quite honest, and he is also a substitute teacher, let's give him a chance!"
Teacher Na Yingzi was too angry to speak.
Any fool would know that Liu Huanhe was deliberately raising an argument.
Isn't it just to fight back for that incident just now?
Liu Huanhe, you are too narrow-minded!
"Whatever you want, then please start your performance!" Teacher Na Yingzi said.
With that said, Teacher Na Yingzi looked at the on-site director.
The director nodded and said no problem.
He still has a 3-minute delay time in his hand, if it doesn't work, he will cut off the king sleeve and continue with other live broadcasts.
If there is no other way, just insert an advertisement.
Anyway, Modu TV has a way to eliminate the problem.
……
at this time.
online.
The scene of Wang Xiu introducing the musical instrument appeared in the video screen.
"Today, the theme I'm preparing is a percussion piece I created myself—slippers knocking on water pipes!"
For an instant.
The barrage exploded directly.
"Damn it, brother Xiu is going to make trouble again!"
"I can't stop it, I can't stand watching this on the TV station!"
"Nimma, it just exploded!"
"I'm sorry Brother Xiu, as your fan, I feel so ashamed, I'm going to slip!"
"Let's go, let's unfollow and let's go!"
……
Wei Shen, who was watching the video, sprayed a big mouthful of Coke on the screen with a puff.
Aluka next to him laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist.
"Wang Xiu, isn't it awesome?"
"Oh hahaha, this is an idiot, it's embarrassing and embarrassing to the whole country!"
Humao tv, miss's live broadcast room.
The water friends went crazy with joy.
"I'm sorry, miss, you really can't support the big brother you are optimistic about!"
"233333! Wang Xiu, he can contract my jokes for a year."
"Honey, let's continue playing League of Legends, don't look at that idiot."
……
However, not all netizens think so.
In the fish bar, there are also powerful people who can give corresponding explanations through stickers.
"The water pipe is hollow and can emit sound through the air column."
"When striking, the longer the air column, the duller the sound."
"The shorter the air column, the clearer the sound."
"Look at Wang Xiu's design. He specially added liquid columns in some water pipes. This is to use the liquid columns to adjust the pitch! The more liquid columns, the thicker the sound. In theory, there is no problem at all!"
"Then, did you see the slippers in Wang Xiu's hand?"
"That's a wooden mop from the Neon Kingdom!"
"Compared to plastic slippers, the wooden tray is so hard that it can be used as a mallet."
"The raised heel, as well as the sole, can clearly produce two different timbres!"
"Finally, did you see the whole row of beer bottles standing above the shelf? That's a very high-end musical instrument-bottle panpipes."
"Filling water into it can turn the wine bottle into a harmonica, which can be knocked or blown."
"This Wang Xiu is simply a design genius!"
"Oh hahaha, the above is all personal nonsense, please don't take it seriously!"
……
on site.
Wang Xiu put the microphone next to the 'instrument'.
He moved the piano bench and sat upright.
The moment the two wooden mops were held in his hands, Wang Xiu took a deep breath.
Teacher Zhou Jiejie was taken aback for a moment by that focused look.
This is completely a replica of myself when I was young!
Before his debut, Mr. Zhou Jiejie wrote a very satisfying song - "Nunchuck".
When he handed it to Sister Zhang with enthusiasm, he was ruthlessly rejected!
I remember she said it at the time.
"This inexplicable style doesn't suit me, so go find someone else!"
Teacher Zhou doubted himself for a while.
When he couldn't find an investor, he simply sang by himself.
Who knew that the song that was ruthlessly rejected could be so popular!
An impulse rose from the bottom of my heart, and Teacher Zhou Jiejie suddenly spoke.
"OK! Wang Xiu!"
"I like you!"
In an instant, the director glanced over here.
Teacher Zhou Jiejie only said one word, "Shoot!"
He guarantees with his personality that everyone must give Wang Xiu a chance!
……
(End of this chapter)
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