The strongest god of wealth
Chapter 139 An Hong, Tired of Hungry
Chapter 139 An Hong, Tired of Hungry
"Brother Xiong, can you stop looking at me like that? This look makes me feel a little uncomfortable."
Ye Luo tentatively said, although he didn't see what was written in the small note in An Xiong's hand, he felt an ominous premonition in his heart, maybe this is the man's seventh sense?Mustache, where does the seventh sense come from? It's purely a man's sense of crisis!
An Xiong will be about 1.7 meters tall. When facing Ye Luo, he was almost a head shorter, but he didn't care at all. He directly grabbed Ye Luo's shoulders and said with a serious expression: "Brother-in-law, can you see me today?" The important task of successfully receiving the bride before the auspicious time is entrusted to you, I believe you will be able to complete the arduous task assigned to you by the organization!"
This future brother-in-law is directly wearing a high hat that is related to lifelong happiness. Ye Luo can't open his mouth to refuse, so he can only respond with a wry smile: "Okay~ Brother Xiong, let's talk about your mission first."
Eating bananas with a mask: The groom sits on the back of the push-up performer, blindfolded, and feeds the push-up performer a whole banana under the guidance of the groomsmen next to him.Time must be before 30 pushups are done.
After reading the note with the task content, the first thought in Ye Luo's mind was to "run away". The level of tacit understanding between them has improved, but Ye Luo, who was selected to do push-ups, is a little uncomfortable.
Because it is very likely that if you are not careful, you will enjoy the feeling of being stabbed in the face by a big banana. This picture is a bit "picturesque" just thinking about it, not to mention the professional photographer invited by the wedding team. After filming the whole process, and finally editing and playing it on the wedding banquet, Ye Luo might really be nailed to the pillar of shame if he was not careful.
"Uncle, before I die, there is only one question I want to know the answer to." Ye Luo was ready to "die" generously.
"I loved you! Don't ask, trust me, your 'death' is not as light as a feather, but as heavy as Mount Tai. Your sacrifice is worth it!"
"Where are you big men dawdling in the Qiong Yao drama? Is the bride still picking up?" Manman in the door looked at the group of men outside the door without moving for a long time, and you were still chatting with each other sentence by sentence. It's endless, isn't it just a small game, and it's not about life and death. Do you want to make it so grand?
"Come directly!"
It is very unlucky to miss the auspicious time, so Ye Luo stopped wasting time, took off the white suit jacket and asked the best man next to him to hold it, unbuttoned the sleeves and rolled them halfway up the arms , Resolutely lay down on the ground, already in a push-up position.
"Good figure! Brother-in-law, I'm going to sit up." An Xiong saw Ye Luo, who had taken off his jacket and showed a strong figure, and couldn't help but admire. There are not many young people with such a good figure nowadays.
As soon as the words fell, he sat down on Ye Luo's back without politeness.
Fortunately, Ye Luo has the foundation of Bajiquan, and his physical fitness is still very strong. An Xiong, who weighs 120, sits on his back, and his hands propped up on the ground seem to be two pillars that are not moving at all, not even trembling.
Next, the soldiers of the best man group received blindfolds and extra "large" bananas from the door, first put on the blindfolds for An Xiong, and then handed over the bananas to him.
"Sisters, a good show is about to begin. Keep your eyes wide open to see clearly~ Then the second level begins!" Manman inside the door shouted, and the not-so-large door was full of bridesmaids, one by one. Looking out the door with great interest through the crack of the door, of course he was looking at the handsome guy Ye Luo.
Originally, they wanted to see a handsome guy make a big show of embarrassment, but they underestimated this group of comrades who ate, drank, slept, and fought together for many years, and could trust their backs to each other. The tacit understanding that came down was very terrifying.
It only takes five seconds to peel a whole banana.
An Xiong held the banana with one hand, and then explored from Ye Luo's back with one hand, and then to the head... Even in the dark and blindfolded situation, he still accurately handed the banana to Ye Luo.
"Move a little down and to the left."
"Go up a little bit, slow down... After you pass, go down a little bit, and keep this position! Little brother, open your mouth and eat!"
It has to be said that these soldiers may not have a high level of education, but their on-the-spot response and quick intelligence can be cultivated.If they had instructed An Xiong to feed Ye Luo as normal, there might be an embarrassing incident of being stabbed in the face; as for now, the banana was firmly on the edge of Ye Luo's mouth, and he could just open his mouth and bite forward without any problems. Effortless to eat.
In the blink of an eye, the entire extra-large banana fell into Ye Luo's mouth. The most difficult problem of this game was solved. Can the remaining 30 push-ups be difficult for him?You don't have to think about it.
It looked as if there was no one sitting on their backs, and 30 push-ups was just a blink of an eye. Unexpectedly, Manman and the others stood up and patted the ashes on their palms.
"Hey~ I didn't expect that, Manman. We've already passed the second level, shouldn't it be time to show your third level?"
An Xiong, who took off the blindfold, shrank his pupils slightly to get used to the sudden light, and then couldn't help showing off triumphantly.
Manman put her hands on her hips and said: "Don't be too proud, this third one, it's very simple, very simple, no~ take it, just roar out loudly according to the above, remember to roar out, if the volume reaches If we are not satisfied, we will start all over again!"
Ye Luo poked his head to take a look.
Well, it's really quite simple, and the above content is also very easy to understand. It comes from the most classic and funny clips on a nostalgic comedy "Speak Well" directed by Zhang Yimou. As long as An Xiong is thick-skinned enough, this level is completely It can be called a bonus!
"Manman, you are ruthless!"
The arrow is on the string and has to be fired. Even if you can retreat at the last level, do you still want your wife?An Xiong held the A4 paper in his hand, and basically sang military songs by roaring. They were not worried at all. They took a deep breath, sank to the dantian, and opened their voices to roar:
"Rainbow, hungry and tired!"
"Rainbow, I miss you!"
"It's me who can't get enough of you."
……
"Rainbow, I miss you so much that you want to sleep!"
"Rainbow, I miss you so much I can't sleep!"
"Rainbow, I can't sleep!"
I believe that anyone who has watched this movie will never forget this classic scene of confessing to An Hong. Even if you haven’t seen this movie, you should have heard of this scene. This time it was used by Manman and the others as An Xiong’s third level , except that the name of the person has been changed, the rest are completely copied from the movie.
Earth-shattering, howling ghosts and howling wolves, earth-shattering weeping ghosts and gods!
Under An Xiong's loud voice, this classic bridge directly echoed in a radius of hundreds of meters. People in the nearby high-rises heard it and couldn't help but ran to the balcony curiously to find the source.
By the way, Amway, everyone, go and watch this part of the movie.
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Xiong, can you stop looking at me like that? This look makes me feel a little uncomfortable."
Ye Luo tentatively said, although he didn't see what was written in the small note in An Xiong's hand, he felt an ominous premonition in his heart, maybe this is the man's seventh sense?Mustache, where does the seventh sense come from? It's purely a man's sense of crisis!
An Xiong will be about 1.7 meters tall. When facing Ye Luo, he was almost a head shorter, but he didn't care at all. He directly grabbed Ye Luo's shoulders and said with a serious expression: "Brother-in-law, can you see me today?" The important task of successfully receiving the bride before the auspicious time is entrusted to you, I believe you will be able to complete the arduous task assigned to you by the organization!"
This future brother-in-law is directly wearing a high hat that is related to lifelong happiness. Ye Luo can't open his mouth to refuse, so he can only respond with a wry smile: "Okay~ Brother Xiong, let's talk about your mission first."
Eating bananas with a mask: The groom sits on the back of the push-up performer, blindfolded, and feeds the push-up performer a whole banana under the guidance of the groomsmen next to him.Time must be before 30 pushups are done.
After reading the note with the task content, the first thought in Ye Luo's mind was to "run away". The level of tacit understanding between them has improved, but Ye Luo, who was selected to do push-ups, is a little uncomfortable.
Because it is very likely that if you are not careful, you will enjoy the feeling of being stabbed in the face by a big banana. This picture is a bit "picturesque" just thinking about it, not to mention the professional photographer invited by the wedding team. After filming the whole process, and finally editing and playing it on the wedding banquet, Ye Luo might really be nailed to the pillar of shame if he was not careful.
"Uncle, before I die, there is only one question I want to know the answer to." Ye Luo was ready to "die" generously.
"I loved you! Don't ask, trust me, your 'death' is not as light as a feather, but as heavy as Mount Tai. Your sacrifice is worth it!"
"Where are you big men dawdling in the Qiong Yao drama? Is the bride still picking up?" Manman in the door looked at the group of men outside the door without moving for a long time, and you were still chatting with each other sentence by sentence. It's endless, isn't it just a small game, and it's not about life and death. Do you want to make it so grand?
"Come directly!"
It is very unlucky to miss the auspicious time, so Ye Luo stopped wasting time, took off the white suit jacket and asked the best man next to him to hold it, unbuttoned the sleeves and rolled them halfway up the arms , Resolutely lay down on the ground, already in a push-up position.
"Good figure! Brother-in-law, I'm going to sit up." An Xiong saw Ye Luo, who had taken off his jacket and showed a strong figure, and couldn't help but admire. There are not many young people with such a good figure nowadays.
As soon as the words fell, he sat down on Ye Luo's back without politeness.
Fortunately, Ye Luo has the foundation of Bajiquan, and his physical fitness is still very strong. An Xiong, who weighs 120, sits on his back, and his hands propped up on the ground seem to be two pillars that are not moving at all, not even trembling.
Next, the soldiers of the best man group received blindfolds and extra "large" bananas from the door, first put on the blindfolds for An Xiong, and then handed over the bananas to him.
"Sisters, a good show is about to begin. Keep your eyes wide open to see clearly~ Then the second level begins!" Manman inside the door shouted, and the not-so-large door was full of bridesmaids, one by one. Looking out the door with great interest through the crack of the door, of course he was looking at the handsome guy Ye Luo.
Originally, they wanted to see a handsome guy make a big show of embarrassment, but they underestimated this group of comrades who ate, drank, slept, and fought together for many years, and could trust their backs to each other. The tacit understanding that came down was very terrifying.
It only takes five seconds to peel a whole banana.
An Xiong held the banana with one hand, and then explored from Ye Luo's back with one hand, and then to the head... Even in the dark and blindfolded situation, he still accurately handed the banana to Ye Luo.
"Move a little down and to the left."
"Go up a little bit, slow down... After you pass, go down a little bit, and keep this position! Little brother, open your mouth and eat!"
It has to be said that these soldiers may not have a high level of education, but their on-the-spot response and quick intelligence can be cultivated.If they had instructed An Xiong to feed Ye Luo as normal, there might be an embarrassing incident of being stabbed in the face; as for now, the banana was firmly on the edge of Ye Luo's mouth, and he could just open his mouth and bite forward without any problems. Effortless to eat.
In the blink of an eye, the entire extra-large banana fell into Ye Luo's mouth. The most difficult problem of this game was solved. Can the remaining 30 push-ups be difficult for him?You don't have to think about it.
It looked as if there was no one sitting on their backs, and 30 push-ups was just a blink of an eye. Unexpectedly, Manman and the others stood up and patted the ashes on their palms.
"Hey~ I didn't expect that, Manman. We've already passed the second level, shouldn't it be time to show your third level?"
An Xiong, who took off the blindfold, shrank his pupils slightly to get used to the sudden light, and then couldn't help showing off triumphantly.
Manman put her hands on her hips and said: "Don't be too proud, this third one, it's very simple, very simple, no~ take it, just roar out loudly according to the above, remember to roar out, if the volume reaches If we are not satisfied, we will start all over again!"
Ye Luo poked his head to take a look.
Well, it's really quite simple, and the above content is also very easy to understand. It comes from the most classic and funny clips on a nostalgic comedy "Speak Well" directed by Zhang Yimou. As long as An Xiong is thick-skinned enough, this level is completely It can be called a bonus!
"Manman, you are ruthless!"
The arrow is on the string and has to be fired. Even if you can retreat at the last level, do you still want your wife?An Xiong held the A4 paper in his hand, and basically sang military songs by roaring. They were not worried at all. They took a deep breath, sank to the dantian, and opened their voices to roar:
"Rainbow, hungry and tired!"
"Rainbow, I miss you!"
"It's me who can't get enough of you."
……
"Rainbow, I miss you so much that you want to sleep!"
"Rainbow, I miss you so much I can't sleep!"
"Rainbow, I can't sleep!"
I believe that anyone who has watched this movie will never forget this classic scene of confessing to An Hong. Even if you haven’t seen this movie, you should have heard of this scene. This time it was used by Manman and the others as An Xiong’s third level , except that the name of the person has been changed, the rest are completely copied from the movie.
Earth-shattering, howling ghosts and howling wolves, earth-shattering weeping ghosts and gods!
Under An Xiong's loud voice, this classic bridge directly echoed in a radius of hundreds of meters. People in the nearby high-rises heard it and couldn't help but ran to the balcony curiously to find the source.
By the way, Amway, everyone, go and watch this part of the movie.
(End of this chapter)
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