Female boss's personal expert
Chapter 368 Goofy's conspiracy!
Chapter 368 Goofy's conspiracy!
After being tapped on the sleeping point by someone raising his hand and sleeping soundly, Gao Fei figured out a truth: In front of this heaven-defying King Loulan, he has no room to resist at all, so he might as well face the reality gracefully, lest he be caught People look down upon it.
Gao Consort can allow others to beat him, but he doesn't want to be looked down upon.
So he quickly adjusted his state after waking up, pretending that everyone was friends, with a relaxed face, until King Loulan suddenly told him that as long as he promised her one thing, she would let him go. With the formula of these elixirs.
It is definitely the greatest wish in this life to be able to leave the mysterious King Loulan and this strange place with seven suns, so he asked him excitedly what he needed to do.
King Loulan's answer was very simple, she wanted "An Gui Jing", four copies of "An Gui Jing".
Gao Fei was stunned for a while, and murmured, ""An Gui Jing", you, you want "An Gui Jing" too?"
Because of the "An Gui Jing", many people died, Qin Ziyang took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, and changed the life trajectory of many, many people.
There are so many incidents in one "Angui Jing", let alone a complete set of four?
And the omnipotent, rich, mysterious and weird King Loulan wants the "An Gui Jing"!
What secrets are hidden in those four "Angui Jing"?
King Loulan nodded lightly: "Yes. As long as you promise me that you can find four copies of "An Gui Jing" for me, I will let you go. When you leave—including me and that Shui'er, you Take whatever you want to take with you."
"You know about me and Shui'er?"
Gao Fei was startled, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly patted his waist with his hand.
Before coming to the Taklamakan Desert, Gao Fei used to wrap the maroon-covered "An Gui Jing" tightly around his body with tape, which can be said to be the most close-fitting carry.
However, since he entered the ghost sand area, he has encountered so many things that he forgot that he still carried a book. He didn't think of it until King Loulan mentioned that he needed four copies of "An Gui Jing".
Gao Fei's hand patted under his right rib: the side is very flat, and the scriptures are long gone.
Before Gao Fei went to bed last night, it was King Loulan who undressed him.
At that time, he was feeling ashamed and indignant - he hadn't thought about the scriptures at all.
Now that I think about it, the scriptures are gone.
"You took it?"
After Gao Fei touched his ribs and found that the book was gone, as soon as he said this, he saw King Loulan take out the book from under his body, and raised his hand: "The book is with me."
"Give me back!"
Gao Fei's first reaction was to rush to grab the book. The speed was so fast that most people couldn't dodge it.
It's a pity that King Loulan is not an ordinary person. When Gao Fei, who was rushing towards him, was about to touch the scriptures with his right hand, he flicked his hand, and he fell into her arms.
A pleasant fragrance immediately entered Gao Fei's nostrils.
At the same time, he also really felt that King Loulan's chest was full of elasticity, not like an old lady at all.
Gao Fei was taken aback, but when he was about to make the next reaction, he felt a numbness in his ribs, and the strength in his whole body was like ebbing tide, and his body was limply paralyzed on her legs, unable to move any more.
He knew that he had the Tao of Loulan King unknowingly, and was pressed by him.
To be honest, for such a strange man as proud son-in-law to be subdued by an old woman one after another, this is definitely a reality that he would rather die than accept.
But reality is reality, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't change this reality.
Could it be that I really can't break free from her clutches?
Gao Fei stared at the black floor, as if he was disheartened again, but his eyeballs were moving rapidly.
At this time, King Loulan spoke, sighed softly, and said in an old voice: "Oh, silly boy, you'd better learn to calm down in front of me. If you annoy me, those few of you Friends, hehe, it is very likely that there will be danger."
Gao Fei remained silent.
King Loulan said again: "I know that you value this scripture so much because it can guide you to find Loulan and find the shocking treasure hidden inside-but have you ever thought about it, you have come to Loulan now, and As a son-in-law, no matter what you want, it's not a matter of one word, so why do you want to compete with me for this book?"
Goofy remained silent.
King Loulan coughed slightly, and continued: "I want these four scriptures because others can find a way to subvert Loulan and capture Loulan from these four scriptures, so for the sake of my tens of thousands of people, I will never let anyone see these four books again—do you know what I mean?"
Goofy remained silent.
King Loulan was a little strange, and his voice returned to his coquettish manner: "My son-in-law, why don't you speak? Oh, I see, you are blaming me for not touching your acupoints and hurting your man's self-esteem. I'm sorry Yes, my little son-in-law, I did not think well, and I apologize to you."
King Loulan said, and tapped Gao Fei.
Gao Fei heaved a sigh of relief, got up from her, didn't look at her, went back to the low couch and lay down, curled up and turned his back to her and said: "There are two things I want to tell you, first , I don’t know where the other three scriptures are, even if I know, I’m not sure I can get them for you. Second, when will you let my friend go?”
As if looking at a child who was upset, King Loulan flashed a smile in his eyes, and replied: "First, I didn't ask you to get that book by yourself. I will help you when the time is right. Second, When your injury is a little better, I will take you to meet your friends and let them go."
"Oh, I see - I'm sleepy and going to bed. I don't like people looking at me when I'm sleeping."
After Gao Fei finished speaking lightly, he pulled the blanket and covered his head.
Staring at him for a while, King Loulan stood up as if being pulled by a rope: "Okay, then you rest first, I'll get someone to prepare breakfast, let's eat here .”
Gao Fei didn't make a sound, as if he was asleep.
King Loulan shook his head with a playful look in his eyes, swung his sleeves, turned and walked out.
After King Loulan went out, he frightened his palm, and a eunuch appeared like a ghost: "Your Highness, it's time to go to court."
"Well, order the imperial dining room to cook some delicate dishes and send them to the bedroom."
King Loulan spoke lightly, and walked towards the stairs without stopping for a moment.
It was estimated that after King Loulan had gone far, Gao Fei lifted the blanket on his head, staring straight at the roof, but his mind was spinning rapidly: what method should be used to get rid of King Loulan and coerce her to let go of himself? Woolen cloth?
Gao Fei never thought that he was a gentleman, because the real gentleman is Shabi, and his biggest shortcoming is that no matter what he does, he pays attention to being aboveboard.
However, Gao Fei feels that as long as he can achieve his goal, he can use any means, as long as he has a clear heart, and there is no need to stay here for the sake of the so-called being upright.
Therefore, after confirming that his use of force was no match for that old lady of King Loulan, Gao Consort no longer considered forcing it, and decided to outwit it.
Only by outsmarting!
"What should I do, use the beauty trick? Or the bitter trick?"
Just when Gao Fei was thinking hard about which one of the 36 strategies would be the most effective, he heard the eunuch's whisper from the palace outside: "Her Royal Highness said, just put the breakfast here--be careful, don't eat it." It alarmed the son-in-law."
After hearing this, Gao Fei's eyes suddenly lit up: Yes!
After a short time, several eunuchs who were in charge of delivering meals withdrew gently.
As soon as they retreated, Gao Feiteng turned over from the low couch and sat up, not caring about the injury on his ribs, and rushed to those bottles and cans with one stride.
Most of the altars and jars in Loulan King's "boudoir" are for beauty and health, but there are also a few that are poisonous.
Gao Fei remembered very clearly that in the small jar closest to the window, it was filled with the number one poison in Loulan Kingdom: Paradise!
Gao Fei couldn't figure out why King Loulan put the poison here, but now he didn't care about this issue, he just felt that it was a secret, and God was helping him.
Carefully, Gao Fei took out a few pills from the jar, put them on the tip of his nose and sniffed them lightly.
Just like most poisonous mushrooms are very gorgeous, this so-called first strange poison also has an aroma, just like the aroma of popping beans, which makes people want to grab a handful and stuff it into their mouths.
"Is four enough? Let's get three more."
After taking a few more heavenly pills, Gao Fei tiptoed into the bedroom.
The door of the bedroom was closed, and there was no sound at all.
Gao Fei calmly sat in front of the short table and looked at the dishes on it.
There are not many dishes, there are three in total, one of which is soup, it seems that King Loulan is very frugal, unlike those ancient emperors mentioned in the book, one meal is enough for ordinary people to live for several lifetimes.
Among the three dishes, one plate was duck tongue and the other was beef tendon. On the third plate was a fish that Gao Fei couldn't name. Although it looked ugly, its meat was very delicate.
On the surface of the soup, there were tremella, wolfberry, lotus seeds and other things floating: this should be the tremella lotus seed soup that is very popular among girls. It has the effect of detoxifying and beautifying the skin. Although King Loulan is an old woman, he will like it too.
"You are the one."
Looking at the pot of white fungus and lotus seed porridge, Gao Fei smiled triumphantly, put the seven heavenly pills in his hand into it, and picked up the ivory chopsticks to stir it up again.
As usual, King Loulan's morning court was very short, maybe half an hour, and he returned to his bedroom.
Glancing at the breakfast on the low table, a smile flashed across King Loulan's eyes: more than half of the duck tongue, beef tendon and strange fish in the three plates were gone, and there was less than half of the lotus seed porridge left. Half a pot, it seems that Gao Fei has already used it.
Now, like an angry child, he lay back on the low couch, covering his head with a blanket.
Ordinarily, before King Loulan had his meal, Gao Fei took it first. This was absolutely rude, but she didn't care. After secretly smiling, she sat cross-legged in front of the short table with her back facing the door of the suite room. Picking up the big spoon in the soup, scooping up a small bowl of porridge for himself, he raised his hand and took off the bronze mask, put it on the low table, and drank it slowly.
Normally, King Loulan would drink a small bowl of lotus seed porridge at most, but today he felt that the soup tasted extraordinarily delicious, so he couldn't help filling another bowl.
When she was halfway through drinking, there was a sudden pain in her stomach, as if there was a hand inside, grabbing her internal organs and pulling hard.
(End of this chapter)
After being tapped on the sleeping point by someone raising his hand and sleeping soundly, Gao Fei figured out a truth: In front of this heaven-defying King Loulan, he has no room to resist at all, so he might as well face the reality gracefully, lest he be caught People look down upon it.
Gao Consort can allow others to beat him, but he doesn't want to be looked down upon.
So he quickly adjusted his state after waking up, pretending that everyone was friends, with a relaxed face, until King Loulan suddenly told him that as long as he promised her one thing, she would let him go. With the formula of these elixirs.
It is definitely the greatest wish in this life to be able to leave the mysterious King Loulan and this strange place with seven suns, so he asked him excitedly what he needed to do.
King Loulan's answer was very simple, she wanted "An Gui Jing", four copies of "An Gui Jing".
Gao Fei was stunned for a while, and murmured, ""An Gui Jing", you, you want "An Gui Jing" too?"
Because of the "An Gui Jing", many people died, Qin Ziyang took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, and changed the life trajectory of many, many people.
There are so many incidents in one "Angui Jing", let alone a complete set of four?
And the omnipotent, rich, mysterious and weird King Loulan wants the "An Gui Jing"!
What secrets are hidden in those four "Angui Jing"?
King Loulan nodded lightly: "Yes. As long as you promise me that you can find four copies of "An Gui Jing" for me, I will let you go. When you leave—including me and that Shui'er, you Take whatever you want to take with you."
"You know about me and Shui'er?"
Gao Fei was startled, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly patted his waist with his hand.
Before coming to the Taklamakan Desert, Gao Fei used to wrap the maroon-covered "An Gui Jing" tightly around his body with tape, which can be said to be the most close-fitting carry.
However, since he entered the ghost sand area, he has encountered so many things that he forgot that he still carried a book. He didn't think of it until King Loulan mentioned that he needed four copies of "An Gui Jing".
Gao Fei's hand patted under his right rib: the side is very flat, and the scriptures are long gone.
Before Gao Fei went to bed last night, it was King Loulan who undressed him.
At that time, he was feeling ashamed and indignant - he hadn't thought about the scriptures at all.
Now that I think about it, the scriptures are gone.
"You took it?"
After Gao Fei touched his ribs and found that the book was gone, as soon as he said this, he saw King Loulan take out the book from under his body, and raised his hand: "The book is with me."
"Give me back!"
Gao Fei's first reaction was to rush to grab the book. The speed was so fast that most people couldn't dodge it.
It's a pity that King Loulan is not an ordinary person. When Gao Fei, who was rushing towards him, was about to touch the scriptures with his right hand, he flicked his hand, and he fell into her arms.
A pleasant fragrance immediately entered Gao Fei's nostrils.
At the same time, he also really felt that King Loulan's chest was full of elasticity, not like an old lady at all.
Gao Fei was taken aback, but when he was about to make the next reaction, he felt a numbness in his ribs, and the strength in his whole body was like ebbing tide, and his body was limply paralyzed on her legs, unable to move any more.
He knew that he had the Tao of Loulan King unknowingly, and was pressed by him.
To be honest, for such a strange man as proud son-in-law to be subdued by an old woman one after another, this is definitely a reality that he would rather die than accept.
But reality is reality, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't change this reality.
Could it be that I really can't break free from her clutches?
Gao Fei stared at the black floor, as if he was disheartened again, but his eyeballs were moving rapidly.
At this time, King Loulan spoke, sighed softly, and said in an old voice: "Oh, silly boy, you'd better learn to calm down in front of me. If you annoy me, those few of you Friends, hehe, it is very likely that there will be danger."
Gao Fei remained silent.
King Loulan said again: "I know that you value this scripture so much because it can guide you to find Loulan and find the shocking treasure hidden inside-but have you ever thought about it, you have come to Loulan now, and As a son-in-law, no matter what you want, it's not a matter of one word, so why do you want to compete with me for this book?"
Goofy remained silent.
King Loulan coughed slightly, and continued: "I want these four scriptures because others can find a way to subvert Loulan and capture Loulan from these four scriptures, so for the sake of my tens of thousands of people, I will never let anyone see these four books again—do you know what I mean?"
Goofy remained silent.
King Loulan was a little strange, and his voice returned to his coquettish manner: "My son-in-law, why don't you speak? Oh, I see, you are blaming me for not touching your acupoints and hurting your man's self-esteem. I'm sorry Yes, my little son-in-law, I did not think well, and I apologize to you."
King Loulan said, and tapped Gao Fei.
Gao Fei heaved a sigh of relief, got up from her, didn't look at her, went back to the low couch and lay down, curled up and turned his back to her and said: "There are two things I want to tell you, first , I don’t know where the other three scriptures are, even if I know, I’m not sure I can get them for you. Second, when will you let my friend go?”
As if looking at a child who was upset, King Loulan flashed a smile in his eyes, and replied: "First, I didn't ask you to get that book by yourself. I will help you when the time is right. Second, When your injury is a little better, I will take you to meet your friends and let them go."
"Oh, I see - I'm sleepy and going to bed. I don't like people looking at me when I'm sleeping."
After Gao Fei finished speaking lightly, he pulled the blanket and covered his head.
Staring at him for a while, King Loulan stood up as if being pulled by a rope: "Okay, then you rest first, I'll get someone to prepare breakfast, let's eat here .”
Gao Fei didn't make a sound, as if he was asleep.
King Loulan shook his head with a playful look in his eyes, swung his sleeves, turned and walked out.
After King Loulan went out, he frightened his palm, and a eunuch appeared like a ghost: "Your Highness, it's time to go to court."
"Well, order the imperial dining room to cook some delicate dishes and send them to the bedroom."
King Loulan spoke lightly, and walked towards the stairs without stopping for a moment.
It was estimated that after King Loulan had gone far, Gao Fei lifted the blanket on his head, staring straight at the roof, but his mind was spinning rapidly: what method should be used to get rid of King Loulan and coerce her to let go of himself? Woolen cloth?
Gao Fei never thought that he was a gentleman, because the real gentleman is Shabi, and his biggest shortcoming is that no matter what he does, he pays attention to being aboveboard.
However, Gao Fei feels that as long as he can achieve his goal, he can use any means, as long as he has a clear heart, and there is no need to stay here for the sake of the so-called being upright.
Therefore, after confirming that his use of force was no match for that old lady of King Loulan, Gao Consort no longer considered forcing it, and decided to outwit it.
Only by outsmarting!
"What should I do, use the beauty trick? Or the bitter trick?"
Just when Gao Fei was thinking hard about which one of the 36 strategies would be the most effective, he heard the eunuch's whisper from the palace outside: "Her Royal Highness said, just put the breakfast here--be careful, don't eat it." It alarmed the son-in-law."
After hearing this, Gao Fei's eyes suddenly lit up: Yes!
After a short time, several eunuchs who were in charge of delivering meals withdrew gently.
As soon as they retreated, Gao Feiteng turned over from the low couch and sat up, not caring about the injury on his ribs, and rushed to those bottles and cans with one stride.
Most of the altars and jars in Loulan King's "boudoir" are for beauty and health, but there are also a few that are poisonous.
Gao Fei remembered very clearly that in the small jar closest to the window, it was filled with the number one poison in Loulan Kingdom: Paradise!
Gao Fei couldn't figure out why King Loulan put the poison here, but now he didn't care about this issue, he just felt that it was a secret, and God was helping him.
Carefully, Gao Fei took out a few pills from the jar, put them on the tip of his nose and sniffed them lightly.
Just like most poisonous mushrooms are very gorgeous, this so-called first strange poison also has an aroma, just like the aroma of popping beans, which makes people want to grab a handful and stuff it into their mouths.
"Is four enough? Let's get three more."
After taking a few more heavenly pills, Gao Fei tiptoed into the bedroom.
The door of the bedroom was closed, and there was no sound at all.
Gao Fei calmly sat in front of the short table and looked at the dishes on it.
There are not many dishes, there are three in total, one of which is soup, it seems that King Loulan is very frugal, unlike those ancient emperors mentioned in the book, one meal is enough for ordinary people to live for several lifetimes.
Among the three dishes, one plate was duck tongue and the other was beef tendon. On the third plate was a fish that Gao Fei couldn't name. Although it looked ugly, its meat was very delicate.
On the surface of the soup, there were tremella, wolfberry, lotus seeds and other things floating: this should be the tremella lotus seed soup that is very popular among girls. It has the effect of detoxifying and beautifying the skin. Although King Loulan is an old woman, he will like it too.
"You are the one."
Looking at the pot of white fungus and lotus seed porridge, Gao Fei smiled triumphantly, put the seven heavenly pills in his hand into it, and picked up the ivory chopsticks to stir it up again.
As usual, King Loulan's morning court was very short, maybe half an hour, and he returned to his bedroom.
Glancing at the breakfast on the low table, a smile flashed across King Loulan's eyes: more than half of the duck tongue, beef tendon and strange fish in the three plates were gone, and there was less than half of the lotus seed porridge left. Half a pot, it seems that Gao Fei has already used it.
Now, like an angry child, he lay back on the low couch, covering his head with a blanket.
Ordinarily, before King Loulan had his meal, Gao Fei took it first. This was absolutely rude, but she didn't care. After secretly smiling, she sat cross-legged in front of the short table with her back facing the door of the suite room. Picking up the big spoon in the soup, scooping up a small bowl of porridge for himself, he raised his hand and took off the bronze mask, put it on the low table, and drank it slowly.
Normally, King Loulan would drink a small bowl of lotus seed porridge at most, but today he felt that the soup tasted extraordinarily delicious, so he couldn't help filling another bowl.
When she was halfway through drinking, there was a sudden pain in her stomach, as if there was a hand inside, grabbing her internal organs and pulling hard.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Huayu: Are you even sitting up straight? You're going to be the director?
Chapter 161 3 hours ago -
Bright Sword: From Northwest Shanxi to Changjin Lake, a Hundred Battles, a Hundred Victories
Chapter 299 3 hours ago -
All the heavens, starting with Little Li Flying Dagger
Chapter 301 3 hours ago -
I've already reached the maximum level, and you guys are just starting out?
Chapter 225 3 hours ago -
In the name of supernatural powers
Chapter 244 3 hours ago -
Doomsday America
Chapter 181 3 hours ago -
Huangming
Chapter 521 3 hours ago -
Huayu: This celebrity doesn't follow the rules.
Chapter 133 3 hours ago -
From knock-off old-man's electric vehicles to industrial giant
Chapter 252 3 hours ago -
Three Kingdoms: A Million Soldiers Grown from the Fields
Chapter 261 3 hours ago