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Chapter 773 Shen Yinbing is King Loulan's aunt?

King Loulan's martial arts are superb, and he can make Boss Gao and other worldly masters fall a few times with a few snaps of his fingers. A bowl of mung bean soup can cure the strange diseases of organ aging that the world-renowned western doctors can't do anything about, and other extraordinary abilities, but she can't make up her face. It can only be said that she is too proud, and she is not willing to learn disguise to cover up her Peerless appearance.

If someone dares to make up her mind because of her beauty, the result is likely to be that he doesn't even know how he died.

When a person is so strong, does he still care about what he looks like?

The unlucky ones are nothing more than those who are obsessed with ghosts.

This is how King Loulan treats Yi Rong, but no one knows, including her confidants, they all think this is a weakness of hers, and never mention this matter in front of her, for fear of violating her taboo.

Today, Gao Fei made it clear, which surprised her, but also made her feel like "Gao Fei is the one who knows me".

Gao Fei didn't take any pride in reading her mind, he just said: "It is said that being able to be big and small is a dragon, and being able to bend and stretch is a hero. In fact, as long as you can use the most suitable way to achieve your goal, you should give up those things. The so-called pride. People are already tired enough to live in the world, so why bother to be tired because of the so-called pride?"

Loulan Wang Dai frowned, and replied coldly: "Since you said that, why did you prefer to be fooled by pain yesterday instead of begging for mercy?"

"If you were a man, I might have begged for mercy."

Gao Fei said, putting his hands in front of King Loulan: "Close your eyes."

His hands were covered with a layer of burnt yellow paste, which smelled acrid.

King Loulan frowned even tighter: "Is there ginger juice in it?"

"Yes, it's ginger juice. I didn't expect to find this thing in the devil's kitchen."

Gao Fei said, put his hands on her face, and began to apply it gently.

For Chinese people, ginger is an indispensable condiment in the kitchen like soy sauce and mature vinegar. There is a saying that says that if the rice is not delicious, add ginger.

In addition to being a condiment, ginger is also a member of traditional Chinese medicine. It is usually used as a medicine primer. It has the effect of dispelling cold and tonic. The most common thing is that when someone catches a cold and has a stomachache, drinking ginger brown sugar water can fix it.

In addition to being a seasoning and a medicine primer, ginger also has a third function, which is to disguise.

Since ancient times, if the heroes who walked the rivers and lakes needed to change their appearance, the easiest way was to mash ginger to get its juice, add a little color and apply it on the face, which can change the color of the person's face and blend with the skin itself. As a whole, you can't wash it off with just water, you have to use salt water.

Ginger juice is easy to contain, cheap and effective, it is really a must-have for walking in the rivers and lakes.

When Gao Fei was smearing ginger paste on King Loulan's face, she made a gesture of rejection, but then put it down, closed her eyes and let the hands crawl on her face like insects.

King Loulan's skin is very good, not inferior to Baici at all, but it is very handy, making people reluctant to let go after getting on it, just like the current Gao, who crawled and crawled on his face with his hands, It's been four or five minutes since I climbed, and I haven't finished climbing yet.

Just when a strange feeling slowly rose in King Loulan's heart, Gao Fei finally took his hand away, and said with a smile: "Other women are outside, they are afraid that others will not see her beautiful face, so they use all kinds of cosmetics to die." Rubbing on the face, especially those sticks, and even using a knife to beautify it. But you are lucky, in order not to cause harassment, you have to deliberately make your face ugly. Alas, what a sharp contrast, fortunately you do not live in our Otherwise, she will be envied to death by hundreds of millions of women."

After being crawled by Gao Fei's big hands for a long time, King Loulan's flamboyant and charming face has turned black and yellow, with a hint of unhealthy, just like too many modern women who don't pay attention to rest. But everyone.

A small change in color made King Loulan's startling face look unbearably vulgar, and it can be seen from this that Mr. Gao is really a "everyone" in his disguise.

Just like a painter appreciating his own work, Gao Fei held Mo Xie Zhengdong's scorpion head in both hands, looked left and right for a moment, and muttered: "Although it is a little ugly, but the facial features are still too correct, there is something missing."

While talking, Gao Fei tapped the corner of her mouth with his right index finger, and immediately there was a black mole the size of a soybean, with a three-inch long black hair growing on it, which looked disgusting.

That's not enough, he took out another eyebrow pencil, and brushed it a few times on Loulan Wang Dai's eyebrows—have you ever seen a child pee on the snow?

A piece of white snow that was originally pleasing to the eye, was soaked in black holes by the urine, and it no longer has any aesthetic feeling.

Gao Fei is the child who peed on the snow. After these few strokes, King Loulan's green eyebrows, like her peerless face, have been completely ruined.

It is definitely a special achievement to be able to make up a peerless beauty with a thousand charms into a dinosaur girl who makes people not want to take a second look from the front.

It is undeniable that Mr. Gao's psychology is very dark, and he is not satisfied with ruining a beautiful woman like this. Just as he was about to infuse a black birthmark on her left eyelid, King Loulan suddenly said: "I really do. Is it beautiful?"

"I don't know how to describe your beauty, let me use a metaphor."

Gao Fei thought for a while, and then said: "If you can become the image spokesperson of our company and put your huge swimsuit photo up on the side of the road for a month, most of the men nearby will definitely be lovesick, and a small half will be lovesick because of it." Masturbating at your photo—cough, what, it’s all over.”

As if he didn't understand that he was using words to spoil her, King Loulan asked abruptly, "If I marry you and be your wife, will you marry me?"

Gao Fei was stunned.

Previously, King Loulan wishfully regarded Gao Fei as her son-in-law, which originally meant that the two were husband and wife.

But it was she who asked Gao Fei to marry her, not Gao Fei marrying her.

A man marries a woman, and a woman is married into a man's family. The result is the same, but the nature is completely different.

The son-in-law, no matter how nice the name, is still dominated by women. For men with machismo, this is really unwilling to accept, and the dignity of men is offended.

But now, King Loulan asked Gao Fei seriously if he would marry her if she married him.

Looking at Gao Fei in a daze in the mirror, Mo Xie Zhengdong asked again: "Are you going to marry?"

"I don't want to marry, because I still want to live a few more years. Marrying a woman like you, even if it's a cold puppet, a man will eventually die on the window. It's unwise."

Gao Fei raised his hand to wipe his nose, and said, "What's more, even if I'm greedy for your beauty and would like to marry you, it seems like you can't marry me, right?"

Mo Xie Zhengdong's long eyelashes drooped, and he said flatly: "If you marry me, I will marry you. There is no precedent for the kings of Loulan in the past to marry ordinary people."

Gao Fei automatically ignored what she said before, and asked with interest: "No way, is there really a Loulan King who married outside?"

"Have."

King Loulan said: "29 years ago, that King Loulan married outside and gave birth to a daughter for her husband. However, when she was 28 years old, she died, and she died in great pain."

"Is it because of your own reasons?"

"Well, the Loulan kings of all dynasties will not live past the age of 28. The difference between living underground and marrying an outsider is whether there will be pain before death."

King Loulan raised his hand to cover the mole on his face, and said: "Although King Loulan will not live to be 28 years old, he should be very peaceful before he dies. The woman who married outside, because her body has blood outside the royal family, is not It will cause qi and blood to surge, and the internal organs to be out of place. It will be painful for at least a month before death. After death, her whole body will turn transparent, the body will not rot, and the soul will be firmly imprisoned in the body, and she will never be able to transcend into the six circles of reincarnation. .”

"very pitiful."

Gao Fei clicked his lips, and said indifferently: "But if I were you, I would rather die [-] times more miserable than be with my relatives... Forget it, let's not talk about this topic, it's too heavy. You know, I am a good man who cares about women's feelings very much, and I will never have that kind of relationship with you regardless of your pain just because I covet your beauty. Amitabha, good, good."

Disappointment flashed deep in King Loulan's eyes, and he said in a low voice, "Do you know who that King Loulan was who married outside?"

Without waiting for Gao Fei to say anything, she added, "Actually, she is not the real King of Loulan, because she left Loulan before she ascended the throne, so she can only be regarded as a saint."

Gao Fei thought for a while, and replied, "Don't tell me that the name of that King of Loulan was Diana."

King Loulan ignored his nonsense, and said to himself: "Originally, the Loulan kings of all dynasties were re-surnamed Mo Xie, but the previous Loulan king was deprived of this surname after leaving Loulan because he violated the ancestral system, and was renamed Zhuoma. After marrying the man outside, she changed her name to Shen Ruoxuan."

"Shen Ruoxuan? Well, this name is very good. It is more feminine than names like Zhuoma, Mo Xie Zhengdong, and you can tell that she is a big beauty. She is not as stupid as Zhuoma, and she is not as stupid as Zhuoma. Mo Xie Zhengdong doesn't have the aura that a woman should have—"

When the nonsense came here, Gao Fei suddenly frowned: "Shen Ruoxuan, Shen Ruoxuan? Why does this name sound so familiar?"

King Loulan just looked at him in the mirror and didn't say anything.

"Shen Ruoxuan!"

Gao Fei suddenly said, "Ah, I got it, Shen Ruoxuan! Could it be Shen Yinbing's mother!?"

King Loulan nodded slowly: "Yes, the man she married was Su Beishan. Her daughter was originally named Su Yinbing, but she changed her name to Shen Yinbing later."

Gao Fei was dumbfounded, and murmured: "Chen Yinbing is actually a descendant of King Loulan? How is this possible? You lied to me, are you lying to me?"

King Loulan sneered.

The way she sneered before was also breathtakingly beautiful, but now she is very annoying: "What did I lie to you for? Do I have to lie to you?"

"Don't talk, I'll think about it carefully!"

Gao Fei raised his hand and patted the back of his head a few times, and turned around like a donkey: "If Shen Yinbing's mother is really King Loulan, then she is a descendant of Shura Dao, and also yours, your sister?"

"She is a descendant of Shura Dao, but she is not a Shura Taoist, because after Shen Ruoxuan is married to a mortal, the child born will have a particularly good physique, and can have a life span of at least 80 years."

King Loulan said: "Besides, she is not my sister. According to her seniority, she should be my aunt."

(End of this chapter)