The last Onmyoji

Chapter 209

The three of us walked around the village and searched the ancestral graves, but found no trace of Ma Zhenren. Then we met a villager, and he asked my father, what happened to the old guest at my house so early in the morning? This person went to the town to do some errands yesterday, and he didn’t come back too late. When he came back in the morning, he met Ma Zhenren on the road. This person walked to the town and took a car. Ask, did you quarrel with my family, why do you feel that the old man has a guilty conscience?

After knowing this news, the three of us are also very confused. How can we be guilty?Ma Zhenren should be said to be the benefactor of my family. Later, Hei San said: "If he feels guilty, he must have done something to hurt the boa constrictor. But I see, he really doesn't have the ability to take How about the boa constrictor, besides, we didn’t find any signs of a struggle, maybe something really happened to him.”

Hei San said so, we can’t do anything, after all, there are many things that can’t be verified. After returning home, let Jiu Liang try to contact Ma Zhenren, she called, but Ma Zhenren was turned off, this matter is evil Now, everything is obviously normal, what happened to Ma Zhenren?Jiuliang sent him a message, said what he saw, and called back. After that, we can only pretend that this incident never happened. After lunch, Hei San and I came to Houshan. In fact, there are many things , We still need to discuss and discuss.

All the things I was involved in before are still in chaos, but now Shi Nu, Jiu Liang's elder brother, including the second uncle, are still inextricably linked with Song Zhai, what should we do next?After hearing what I said, Hei San frowned and said: "To be honest, if you let me think about it now, I must also participate in this matter, because it is too uncomfortable not to know the truth, but there are One thing I still want to say is the truth, that is, now we have to wait, we can only wait, in many places, especially after your second uncle left, we are all in absolute passivity, to use a simple analogy , Song Zhai can find us at any time, but we cannot find them, which is unfair in itself."

"Right, that's why I feel really difficult. I'm different from you. If it wasn't for the stone girl in their hands, I would really be too lazy to care about these things. Forget it, the only way now is to wait for the fat man to wake up and ask him Let’s talk about what happened in that black hole.” I have to say that we are in a passive situation, and after the second uncle’s departure, we are even more passive.

At night, we all stayed in the room of the fat man and Lin Erdan, waiting to witness the miracle. The two of them hadn't breathed in a day, but they had returned to their original state. They waited until midnight At twelve o'clock, they began to breathe weakly, and then the two of them began to hiccup and fart, which made us extremely depressed, and the smell that filled the room could not be discharged even if we opened the windows.

"Go out and wait, this is death air. To put it bluntly, they were still corpses before, and now they are revived suddenly, and they must expel the corpse air from the corpse. It smells bad." Hei San said, regarding the corpse, This guy really has the most say.

As soon as we left the door, we heard voices in the room. The first sentence was Erdan Lin's voice, cursing: "Fuck! Who are you, and why do you look so similar to Fatty and me?!"

The second sentence is the voice of the fat man, also with disbelief: "Who the hell are you?!"

"What's the situation, these two people are strangled as soon as they wake up?" Hei San laughed, and opened the door again. The room was already lit, and we saw that the two of them were alone on the bed. At the head, there was a person at the end of the bed, Erdan Lin saw me yelling out first, and said, "Xiao Fan, tell me, who is this guy?!"

"He's a fat man. Damn it, you're so confused after one death, you can't even recognize him?" I wondered.

"Is he a fat man? Who am I, the fat man?" Erdan Lin said with his own face.

The fat man also pointed at Lin Duan and said, "Xiao Fan, I am the dick, do you have a fever?"

The few of us looked at each other, and were all messed up in the wind in an instant, what the hell is going on?Erdan Lin is a fat man, and a fat man has become an Erdan Lin?I pointed at them and cursed: "Don't make fun of me so fucking, see for yourself who you really are?"

"Lin Erdan" was the first to scream and yelled: "I hate him, fat man, when did I suffer like this?" ——He is now watching with his belly up, and When I saw his reaction like this, I was immediately dizzy. At this moment, Jiuliang suddenly burst out laughing. I looked at her and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"I finally understand why old man Ma ran away in such a hurry. When he summoned the souls of these two people, he got on the wrong body. Haven't you noticed? Now Lin Erdan's body is the soul of the fat man, and Inside Fatty's body is Erdan Lin, these two are messed up, totally messed up." As Jiuliang spoke, he leaned back laughing again.

And after watching them for a while, I couldn't help laughing, what the hell is going on, why is it so similar to the soul-shifting method?The faces of the two people on the bed we laughed at changed, especially Lin Erdan stood up, pointed at himself and said, "Why does the fat man feel like he fell asleep and the whole world changed?"

"Xiao Yao, don't laugh, go get a mirror." I said to Xiao Yao.

In the end, it took a mirror to understand the matter, especially the two parties, both felt as uncomfortable as eating dead flies, "Lin Erdan" pointed to his face and said: "Fatty, I am so handsome , Now it has become like this? Xiaofan, is it your second uncle Lin Baqian who gave us the upper body? You let him come to see me, Fatty, I promise not to kill him!"

The "fat man" had a bitter face, pinching the fat on his stomach, with an expression of wanting to cry but not tears.

"It's not my second uncle. This time my second uncle didn't come back at all. It was an old acquaintance of yours who gave the upper body to the two of you. His surname is Ma, and he calls himself Ma Zhenren." I looked at the 'Lin Erdan' and said to the fat man.

"Fuck! Ma Rulong?! That old bastard? He must be resentful that I owed him 200 yuan. Where is he? Let me call Fatty back!" Erdan Lin is standing there now, and it belongs to Erdan Lin The voice, but the tone of voice and expression is that of a fat man. It can be as funny as it needs to be. We couldn't help laughing.

"I said Fat Lord, this is just a prank, you are a supernatural being, why don't you change it back?" Hei San looked at Er Dan Lin, and almost laughed out loud.

"You can change it if you want! I'll hold Ma Rulong firmly to him. Fatty, when I see him, he will definitely make him regret giving birth." I left without saying goodbye, I really wanted to cry without tears, you said that you are a very old man, how naughty is this?

"Give you both a night to get used to it and figure out who's who. We all went to bed." Finally, we left their room because we laughed so hard they wanted to kill us, but we But I couldn't bear it.

When I got back to the room, Lin Xiaoyao was still laughing non-stop, almost passed out, and when the light was turned off, we both went to bed, Lin Xiaoyao stuck to me, grabbed Xiao Xiaofan below, I murmured in my ear: "Erdan has been away for so long, the kang of the two of them was about to collapse before, I think Zhuzhu is also pitiful, but after we meet tomorrow, who will Zhuzhu sleep with? Erdan Well, Erdan is a fat man now, let's be with a fat man, how did you get used to it?"

I put a card on her ass. I used to envy the style of young women. Now Xiaoyao is also a young woman. She dares to say anything. I have to say. When she said this, the picture she described made me want to laugh and be excited. It's exciting, too exciting.

As soon as I slapped it, Lin Xiaoyao let out a groan, this girl was also moved, I turned over, bit her ear and said: "Then who do you say I am?"

She took the initiative to cater, coquettishly: "I can't admit who you are, the problem is Lin Xiaofan, how many times have you tossed me, but you were thinking about my mother?"

To deal with this annoying little goblin, I can only hurry up so that she has no time to speak, but with the stimulation of her words, in the dim night, I really regard the person under me as the snow-white person I saw when I was 11 years old. Qianying, who was entangled with the three of them that year, could only hurl their guns and leap their horses, fighting heartily.

In the early morning of the next day, my waist was about to break after tossing, but Lin Xiaoyao became more and more energetic after I came back. She really answered that sentence, there are only exhausted cows, not plowed ones Tian, ​​this little girl’s mischievous mentality has come up again. Before I got up early in the morning, she ran to Erdanzi’s house and said to the white pearl who wished to become a husband-seeking stone every day: “Pearl, you The bastard is back, and he’s at my house now, don’t you want to see him?”

Baizhu ran all the way to my house with tears in her eyes. When she saw Lin Erdan and the fat man, she threw herself into Lin Erdan's arms, and the small hammer hit Lin Erdan's head like she didn't want money. On his body, he cried and cursed: "You who received a thousand knives, you came back last night, and you lived in Xiaofan's house, and you didn't go home?"

I just woke up at this time, and so did the others. Looking at this scene, I was brushing my teeth, and sprayed out with a sip of water.

"Lin Erdan" held up two hands in a gesture of surrender. He was at a loss, and finally choked out a few words: "Comrade, comrade, you misunderstood! I am not your man, he is!"

Bai Zhenzhu glanced at the fat man, then slapped Lin Erdan on the face, and cursed, "What do you mean?!"

"Er Dan Lin" raised his hand and said, "I'm Fat Master, Fat Master Liu Tianci, do you know? Oh, big sister, I can't explain this to you in a few words, Fat Master."

"Pearl, it's me, I'm an asshole." At this time, "Fatty" finally spoke helplessly.

Baizhu himself had a fiery temper before Lin Erdan became as powerful as a cow, and now he became angry immediately, kicked the "fat man" in the belly, crossed his hips, and cursed at a shrew: "You are an idiot when you think my old lady, you can't even recognize your own man?"

After Baizhu finished cursing, she might have been holding back for a long time. She urgently needed Erdan's strong body. She couldn't take back her shrew temperament once she let go, so she just pulled "Lin Erdan" by the ear and walked out the door. While walking, he said to me: "Xiaofan, my sister-in-law will go back and clean up this stupid thing first, I dare to joke with my old lady, it really means not building a house for three days!"

"Fatty" was about to cry at this moment, looked at me and said, "Xiaofan, why don't you stop playing?"

I thought so too, if Baizhu just dragged "Dad Lin" back and tossed on the bed, would he be sleeping with the bastard or the fat man?It's going to be a big deal if you make trouble like this, so I hurried to catch up, grabbed Bai Zhenzhu and said: "Sister-in-law, don't go, this matter is a bit strange, let's go to the house, and talk slowly, shall we? In a few words, I can't tell you that either."

(End of this chapter)