Heavenly Dao Fengshen System

Chapter 195 A Kitchen Knife
Host: Su Che

Identity: Yin Shang Xibo Hou Jifa
Level: 31+ (186049800 experience points are needed before the next level)
Boundary: the completion of the fairyland
Supernatural powers: Peeping Immortals, Teleportation, Treasure Appraisal, Imaginary Realization

Magic weapon: Brick (-24+), Crystal Yan (-24+), Summoner Canyon Map

宝箱：电子版《封神演义》（1）、八荒六合镜（1）、羊脂玉瓶颈（1）、化血神刀（1）、镇魂锁（1）

Age: -21+
Combat power: -3000+
IQ: -129+
Sophistry: -90+
Defense: -80316200+
Height: -175+
Merit: -637800+
Wealth: -8886888+
Luck: -100+
Vision: -5+
Remaining experience points: 300000000
……

"[-] million experience points?!"

Su Che gasped.

It's a pity that more than 32 million experience points are needed to upgrade to level 8000.

"Upgrade! Upgrade!"

Without any hesitation, Su Che clicked on the plus sign.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for being promoted to level 32, and a kitchen knife as a reward."

Vegetables, kitchen knives? !
Su Che was shocked.

Having been with the system day and night for such a long period of time, Su Che claimed that he had long been used to the system's low offline, but he did not expect the system's offline to be so low.

What the hell is a kitchen knife?

Could it be that you want me to become a cook?
Hey hey, you are the God of God system, not the God of Cooking system!

Su Che only felt that there was something in his heart that he couldn't finish talking about.

"Mr. Host, please don't get too excited, so as not to cause myocardial infarction!" The system said indifferently, "This kitchen knife is just like a brick, but it is blessed by the system itself. It is definitely the only magic weapon in the world!"

"A magic weapon?"

Su Che picked his nostrils and said contemptuously.

A kitchen knife is also considered a magic weapon, so wouldn't the Qinglong Yanyue knife be able to open up the world?

Just listen to the system continue to say: "As the old saying goes, no matter how high your martial arts are, you will be afraid of kitchen knives, no matter how you move around, you will be knocked down with a single brick..."

The ancients said?

When is the old saying?

"Although this kitchen knife looks ordinary, it cuts enemies like vegetables, hence the name!"

Even so, Su Che was not optimistic about this kitchen knife.

After all, one inch is long and one inch is strong, and carrying a kitchen knife on the battlefield will not only attract the ridicule of the enemy, but also the kitchen knife is a melee attack, which is far less realistic than a long-range attack like a brick.

"Master of the system, can you change the reward?"

Su Che asked with a sad face.

"Listen to what this system has to say first!" The system said with some displeasure, "This kitchen knife not only cuts iron like mud, but this system also endows it with a powerful BGM playback function..."

BGM playback function?

What the hell is this?

This kitchen knife feels very strange!

Su Che's eyes widened, and he froze in place, as if struck by lightning.

"When the host holds a kitchen knife and confronts the enemy, the kitchen knife will automatically play the BGM belonging to the host. During the exclusive BGM time, the host can be immune to all spells and array attacks below the quasi-sage..."

Immune to all spells and array attacks below the quasi-sage? !
Su Che was shocked again.

This is too fucking evil!

"In addition to being immune to magic attacks, as long as the host is in the BGM, no matter how injured he is, he can be resurrected with full blood!"

What the hell!

Is this really a kitchen knife?
It's simply a mercury ribbon and a spring brother's armour!

Swallowing his saliva hard, Su Che asked, "Since it's BGM, why don't you reward a tape recorder?"

"Don't the host feel that it's a little awkward to carry a tape recorder against the enemy?"

Think about it, no matter how useless a kitchen knife is, it is still an artifact as famous as a brick.

What's more, this kitchen knife also has a powerful BGM playback function.

Well, it's really powerful.

His grandma's bear, I will also be a man with his own BGM in the future, ho ho ho!

With a slight movement of his mind, Su Che summoned a kitchen knife and held it in his hand.

After taking a look at the kitchen knife, Su Che felt familiar.

Damn, isn't this the kitchen knife in my kitchen?
Su Che suddenly remembered.

This kitchen knife is obviously the household utensil Su Che used frequently in his previous life.

"Master of the system, you can get this too, I accept it!"

Su Che couldn't help giving a thumbs up.

Just imagine, from now on, Su Che would lead thousands of troops with a brick in his left hand and a kitchen knife in his right, charge into battle, with kitchen knives in close combat and bricks in long-distance attack, what a majestic scene it would be.

However, Su Che held the kitchen knife, but never heard the music.

"Master of the system, where's the agreed BGM?"

Su Che asked in his heart.

"BGM will be activated when the kitchen knife is at level [-]!"

System Road.

Fuck, are you kidding me?

Su Che's head was full of black lines.

It turned out that the kitchen knife at this time was only level one.

"If you go up to level [-] in one breath, how much experience do you need?"

With a sense of luck, Su Che asked again.

"Three hundred million!"

"Three, three hundred million?"

Su Che opened his mouth wide.

If the attribute points of defense were reduced, maybe [-] million experience points could be collected, but Su Che still felt a little distressed.

Just like buying things, squandering all the property in one go seems domineering, but think about it calmly, from a psychological level, installment payment is more acceptable.

"Forget it, let's wait until later, when there are more experience points!"

Su Che sighed, and threw the kitchen knife back into the system.

It takes nine days to activate the function of conferring gods, so Su Che decided to return to Xiqi.

Jiang Ziya lost such an important thing as the list of gods, and he didn't know how Yuanshi Tianzun would punish him.

What worries Su Che even more is that if Yuanshi Tianzun finds out that he has snatched the list of gods, what should he do?

"there is always a solution to a problem!"

After much deliberation, Su Che only had these eight words in his heart.

Su Che is very clear about what kind of world this is, if he can't put all his eggs in one basket, he is no different from an ant.

What's more, it has been about half a stick of incense since Su Che took away the list of gods. If Tianzun Yuanshi really found out, he would have appeared in front of Su Che long ago.

Yuanshi Tianzun did not appear, which means that Su Che is safe for the time being.

Although I don't know what's going on, at least I can feel a little relieved.

"Go back to Xiqi first!"

When he looked up, Su Che had teleported back to Xiqi's bedroom.

At this time, there was no one in the bedroom.

Zhang Guifang led the troops to surround Xiqi and approached the city, but Jiang Ziya was not in charge of military affairs in the city, so he was in the hall alone, calling a group of ministers to discuss the strategy of retreating.

Su Che changed his clothes, put them on while lying down, closed his eyes, and took a short rest.

After an unknown amount of time, Su Che suddenly woke up when he heard slight footsteps outside the palace gate, and turned over.

"Master Hou, you've been tired all day, do you want to take a bath and change?"

The voice was gentle, clearly it was Fan Su's voice.

"No, you guys step back first!"

The avatar is light and authentic.

Immediately afterwards, a figure walked into the bedroom and closed the door behind his back.

As soon as he saw Su Che, the avatar immediately became elated, rushed forward, and hugged Su Che tightly.

"Ontology, it's great that you're alright!"

The avatar was so excited that tears welled up in his eyes.

"Hey, are you so happy?"

Su Che pushed the clone away.

"Of course! You're fine, so I'm fine!"

Doppelgänger laughed.

"So you're worried about yourself!"

Su Che kept a straight face.

"You and I are one, not separate!"

The clone patted Su Che's shoulder.

"Why don't you distinguish between each other! You kid, don't try to overwhelm the host!"

Su Che rolled his eyes.

"Don't dare! Don't dare!"

Doppelgänger bowed his back.

"You step back first, and leave the rest to me!"

Su Che sat on the edge of the bed and stretched.

"Ontology, didn't you say you wanted to listen to my singing? I've been practicing for a long time since you left!"

Split Road.

"Get out!"

Su Che shouted.

The avatar spread out its hands, but it wasn't angry, it immediately turned into a black shadow and sank into Su Che's body.

At the same time, the avatar's memories of the past few days appeared before Su Che's eyes like a movie replay.

(End of this chapter)