Cannon Fodder Scumbag Brigade

Chapter 767 I am Tang Seng
Everyone has read Journey to the West, Tang Seng is the stupidest, Drifting the most honest, Zhu Bajie is the sexiest, and Monkey King is the most powerful.

But no matter what the character of these people is, you have to listen to Tang Seng's words in the end. It's a pity that in the first edition of Journey to the West, Tang Seng was cooked and eaten by Monkey King and others.

Seeing all this, Gu Lingkui twitched the corners of his mouth, and gave the other party a curse, but it's a pity... This Tang Monk is too stupid, Sun Wukong is too smart, he fainted and ate in the middle of the night, and even took his two juniors with him.

"Master..." Gu Lingpo sat on the white dragon horse with a tall face, and saw Monkey King calling himself, the monk with Lei Gongzui, Zhu Bajie with big pig's head and big ears, and the honest Drifting Monk. This is indeed Journey to the West.

"Master, let's go to the front for alms." Hearing this, Gu Ling nodded to Amitabha, and the Monkey King flew away directly.

In fact, there is a reason why Sun Wukong would eat this Tang Seng. Tang Seng always said that Sun Wukong killed innocent people indiscriminately.

In fact, when reading Journey to the West, Gu Lingfeng also had an idea that if he were Monkey King, he would definitely eat this Tang monk alive, and cook it as he wanted.

But now that I have become Tang Seng, I have to... try every means to dispel the killing intent of Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk. In this Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie is a monster, and Drifting Monk is also a monster.

Monsters can eat people, and in their thinking, there is nothing wrong with cannibalism. Once Tang Seng encountered it by accident, he was furious, and asked Monkey King to clean up the two of them, so that he did not dare to eat again.

But this heart felt uncomfortable, Drifting sat not far from Zhu Bajie, "What's the matter with you talking about Master? He is in a hurry to go on a normal day, but he is doing it today?"

"Who knows," Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng, he was dragged here to learn Buddhist scriptures for no reason, not to mention that he couldn't see his Meijiao Niang, and he couldn't eat meat, it was so fucking aggrieved.

He is a monster, although he is a pig monster, but he still likes to eat more meat, especially the dead monk in front of him, sometimes let alone meat, he doesn't even care about his food, I really want to eat him, so as not to go to learn scriptures.

What a god, he likes to be a monster. Drifting looked at Zhu Bajie, but also shut up and didn't speak. After Monkey King took the food, Gu Lingguo began to sit and eat.

Monkey King was sitting on the tree, Gu Ling looked at Monkey King, in fact... in many cases, she found that Monkey King was actually very pitiful, a good Monkey King, and was invited to heaven...

It's a pity... the born Jade Emperor, and this person... everyone looked down on monsters, so they casually gave a job as Bi Mawen. Everyone has a male god in their hearts, and that male god must be Sun Wukong.

The male god of the whole people, the kitchen above, the hall downstairs, the monsters who beat the Jade Emperor, and the one who robbed, who doesn't love this male god of the Republic of China, Sun Wukong glanced at this ancient zero stare lightly.

But he started to eat peaches in silence, "Wukong..." Gu Lingfeng said, but it's a pity that Monkey King didn't pay attention to Gu Lingfeng. Yesterday, Monkey King beat monsters, and I don't believe it was shocking.

What the Tang monk saw was a human, but what Sun Wukong saw was a monster, and he wanted to beat him to death. Gu Ling knew that it was a bone spirit, and finally the Tang monk was furious, and was punished by the Tang monk with a magic spell.

Today I was very upset with Tang Seng, but although Sun Wukong was upset, he didn't treat himself badly. He made himself a good man in the Republic of China.

Right now, I have to build a good relationship with the other party, lest the other party want to eat my own thoughts. Zhu Bajie has the most thoughts. In fact, when he was reading Journey to the West, Gu Lingfeng knew that Zhu Bajie is the person who is least willing to learn scriptures. Drifting Monk doesn’t care , of course it is best not to go.

If there was no Sun Wukong, who was protecting Tang Seng, there would be a possibility that Sha Zeng and Zhu Bajie would have eaten Tang Seng alive. You know... who doesn't want to eat Tang Seng's meat.

But at this moment, Sun Wukong heard the other party calling him, "Master, what's the matter?" the monkey said reluctantly, while Gu Lingfeng showed his pair of white teeth.

"Wukong borrowed that somersault cloud to use it,"

"..." Sun Wukong looked at Gu Lingfeng, and for a long time he wanted to somersault, "Master, didn't you say that you should take one step at a time?"

"I want to take one step at a time, but I didn't say, you can't go to the market to get some firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea," Monkey King looked at Gu Ling after hearing this.

This monk has a lot of things to do, he is not allowed to eat meat, eat meat to clean up, of course cannibalism is even more clean up, although he doesn't care about what to eat, but he is still upset, it is normal for them to be monsters and eat people.

A few days ago, Zhu Tou and Lao Sha couldn't bear it. They went to eat meat and were smashed by the monk, so they beat themselves to death. He knew that the monk in front of him looked down on monsters.

I think monsters are very vicious, but isn't this person vicious?He has been a monster for many years, so he naturally knows how casual monsters are. If it wasn't for the damned Tathagata Buddha, in front of him...

"Somersault cloud..." He directly raised Gu Lingfeng, who was taken aback by the other party's rudeness, and wanted to change to Tang Seng, who cursed the Monkey King to death.

Yes, this Tang Monk in front of me is very different and violent. Gu Lingfeng sometimes wonders, the Journey to the West she read is not fake, right?

"Damn..." Gu Lingfeng was thrown on the ground by the opponent, raised his head to look at Monkey King, and sat on the roof again, causing many people to scream that they had encountered a monster.

But at this moment, Gu Ling shook his head, and went into the shop to choose some food, especially the ingredients, salt and oil and so on.

If you want to conquer a person, you must conquer a person's taste. The three monsters in front of you will eat you, and you can't use your spells, because facing Monkey King, she admits... a little timid.

After Gu Lingpo bought some things, he hung them on his body, bought a pot and some rice, and then went out, "Wukong, let's go back..."

In the next second, Sun Wukong took people back in a rude manner, but in Gu Lingpo's mind, the male god is cool, of course...it's better not to be ashamed.

"Do you think the master is strange? In the past, if a senior brother dared to lose it, he would serve him with a curse,"

Hearing this, the Drifting Monk nodded, but at this moment, Gu Lingke was standing aside, "Wu Neng... come and dig a hole,"

"..." Zhu Bajie felt that he was shot while lying down, but he obediently went to dig a hole. After digging the hole, Gu Ling set up the pot and asked Zhu Bajie and Drifting to get food, while Monkey King kept it. She was not reluctant to part with the two coolies.

Zhu Bajie reluctantly went, but facing the Gu Lingpo in front of her, she would go even if she was reluctant, because...Gu Lingpo was sitting by the side, holding the magic staff, looking at Zhu Bajie spookily.

(End of this chapter)