Cannon Fodder Scumbag Brigade
Chapter 770 I am Tang Seng
Chapter 770 I am Tang Seng
"Master...Master, master, there are monsters," Zhu Bajie ran up to Gu Lingfeng and said, Gu Lingfeng's calm Amitabha, seeing this Zhu Bajie became anxious.
, "Master, there are monsters, let's run quickly," Zhu Bajie wanted to stretch out his hand to pull him, but unfortunately...he was bounced away in the next second, "Master, come out..."
"Amitabha, it's good that the poor monk is here, Wu Neng, you'd better run for your own life," Zhu Bajie was bewildered when he heard this, and looked at the person in front of him.
"..." It's said that you are greedy for life and afraid of death. You are unreliable, master, but you can't come out?It's fine if you don't come out, but Mao wants me to run away.
Gu Lingpo was sitting in the magic circle, and at this moment Zhu Bajie also walked away with a bored expression on his face, and then sat not far away, with an unhappy expression on his face, and an indescribably depressed expression on his face.
But at this moment, Gu Ling looked at Zhu Bajie calmly, this guy also wanted to lie to himself, monster?Haha... I am in the magic circle in front of me, don't try to lie to me, haha...
"Master, master..." Drifting came running again, and hit the magic circle directly, but it was a pity that Gu Lingfeng looked at the person in front of him calmly as always.
"Calm down and say whatever you want," Gu Lingpo looked at the Drifting Monk in front of him and said, the few people in front of him were all unreliable people, whether it was Zhu Bajie or the Drifting Monk, they both made him feel unreliable.
"..." Drifting looked at Gu Lingpo maliciously, not to mention that the other party looked honest, but no matter how you looked at it, he looked fierce, "Master eats..."
As he said that, he took out the food in his hand, and at this moment, after Gu Ling saw it, he stretched out the wooden stick, and saw that the Drifting Monk looked perplexed in front of the wooden stick.
"Farewell, put it on top," the old snack in front of him wanted to eat, but when he went out, Zhu Bajie and Drifting might do something wrong to him.
But at this moment, the Drifting Monk failed and returned, Zhu Bajie looked at Gu Lingfeng in front of him, and looked at the Drifting Monk who was coming, "Did you fail?"
"Well, that dead gray is too vigilant, and he refuses to leave the magic circle." If the other party does not leave the magic circle, how can the monster be killed.
"..." Gu Lingfeng looked at the two apprentices with a bewildered expression on his face. Damn...you are sorry for me, because these two evil disciples want to kill themselves all day long.
Gu Lingfeng stayed in the magic circle for a day, Zhu Bajie and the Drifting Monk looked more and more unfriendly, looking at the eyes of the two, Gu Lingfeng sighed.
Unexpectedly, his stomach hurts in the next second, he clutched his stomach, and looked around, "Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, it's agreed, you go back and forth for a day, where did you go?"
It was agreed to go back and forth for a day, why have I been away for two days, when will I come back to find myself, facing the Monkey King leaving, Gu Lingfeng felt very bitter after not returning for a long time.
"Damn... my stomach hurts..." Gu Lingke had no choice but to hold his belly, and then ran not far away, and after running away, he directly solved it not far away.
But just as he lifted his pants, he saw a woman standing not far away, "..." Relying on the woman, "How long have you been here, girl?"
"Not long ago, I just looked all the way," the woman said with a smile, and when she looked at Gu Ling, she even licked her lips, her salivating appearance made Gu Ling swallow.
"Female benefactor, let's discuss, let me wash and eat," after hearing this, Gu Lingfeng looked at the person in front of him, then pursed his lips and laughed.
"Little master, you're so cute, don't worry... I'll wash it up before I eat it," said Gu Lingfeng, who was swept away by the other party, with a displeased expression on his face.
Ahhh...for Mao, for Mao himself came out to squat in the pit, and was kidnapped by monsters, Wukong... Where are you, my male god, hurry up and save me.
"Wukong help me..." Gu Lingfeng entered the play very professionally, and yelled, there is no way this is Tang Seng's classic line, "Wukong save me..."
When Zhu Bajie and Drifting saw that Gu Ling was swept away, they immediately clapped their hands together, "The dead monk is finally dead, haha..."
"Master..." Hearing the magic voice behind him in the next second, Zhu Bajie and Drifting were startled immediately, Zhu Bajie was the most embarrassing, kneeling directly on the ground, Drifting was silent.
"Master was captured by a monster, big brother woo... It's because we didn't protect him well, master..." Zhu Bajie's voice of howling ghostly and howling wolves made the Monkey King's ear piercing. Looking at Zhu Bajie in front of him, he kicked him away.
Then he chased it out in a blink of an eye, "What to do? The dead monkey is back, what to do..." Zhu Bajie looked at the Drifting Monk in front of him and said, Drifting Monk nodded upon hearing this.
After Gu Lingpo was caught by the Bone Demon, he looked at the Bone Demon, dressed in fluttering white clothes, approaching him, and said to his arms softly and without bones, "Little monk, you smell so sweet."
"The poor monk hasn't washed and washed for several months," Gu Lingpo replied very calmly, and when he heard this, the Bone Demon's expression changed slightly.
"Little monk, you are so funny," Bone Demon climbed on Gu Lingfeng again, and Gu Lingfeng was Amitabha Buddha.
"The poor monk hasn't washed his hands yet, can you wash the poor monk's hands?" Hearing this, Bone Essence's glamorous face suddenly showed a shit-eating expression, and looked at Gu Ling with disgust.
"The female benefactor is the poor monk who offended you," Gu Lingpo looked at the bones in front of him and said, "But the poor monk really hasn't taken a bath for many days, and the feces and urine are also stained a little..."
"Ouch..." That Gu Lingpo immediately vomited, "Take this dead monk down and wash it up...don't wash it a few more times, wash it up and eat it when you're hungry for a few days,"
It was the first time that I was disgusted by food. The words of Gu Lingxuan in front of me were really disgusting enough to kill that bone spirit.
Gu Lingpo shook his head when he was taken down, this Bone Essence really didn't have enough concentration, just a few words disgusted her to death, but he didn't know that there were even more disgusting words below her, but...
Is Amitabha guilty? I said too much. I went down to wash my old clothes and washed them for nothing. I slapped him and waited for the Monkey King to come to rescue me. Before the male god came out, I had to wait calmly.
After Gu Lingpo was caught, Sun Wukong searched for Gu Lingpo all over the mountain, but unfortunately he couldn't find it. Zhu Bajie said to Sun Wukong, "Master has been eaten, big brother, let's break up."
"Yes," Drifting also said, but Sun Wukong's eyes were gloomy, looking at Zhu Bajie in front of him with indescribable disgust.
"If the master dies, you two will be eaten by me," he said before disappearing in front of Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, leaving only Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk with bewildered and trusting faces.
(End of this chapter)
"Master...Master, master, there are monsters," Zhu Bajie ran up to Gu Lingfeng and said, Gu Lingfeng's calm Amitabha, seeing this Zhu Bajie became anxious.
, "Master, there are monsters, let's run quickly," Zhu Bajie wanted to stretch out his hand to pull him, but unfortunately...he was bounced away in the next second, "Master, come out..."
"Amitabha, it's good that the poor monk is here, Wu Neng, you'd better run for your own life," Zhu Bajie was bewildered when he heard this, and looked at the person in front of him.
"..." It's said that you are greedy for life and afraid of death. You are unreliable, master, but you can't come out?It's fine if you don't come out, but Mao wants me to run away.
Gu Lingpo was sitting in the magic circle, and at this moment Zhu Bajie also walked away with a bored expression on his face, and then sat not far away, with an unhappy expression on his face, and an indescribably depressed expression on his face.
But at this moment, Gu Ling looked at Zhu Bajie calmly, this guy also wanted to lie to himself, monster?Haha... I am in the magic circle in front of me, don't try to lie to me, haha...
"Master, master..." Drifting came running again, and hit the magic circle directly, but it was a pity that Gu Lingfeng looked at the person in front of him calmly as always.
"Calm down and say whatever you want," Gu Lingpo looked at the Drifting Monk in front of him and said, the few people in front of him were all unreliable people, whether it was Zhu Bajie or the Drifting Monk, they both made him feel unreliable.
"..." Drifting looked at Gu Lingpo maliciously, not to mention that the other party looked honest, but no matter how you looked at it, he looked fierce, "Master eats..."
As he said that, he took out the food in his hand, and at this moment, after Gu Ling saw it, he stretched out the wooden stick, and saw that the Drifting Monk looked perplexed in front of the wooden stick.
"Farewell, put it on top," the old snack in front of him wanted to eat, but when he went out, Zhu Bajie and Drifting might do something wrong to him.
But at this moment, the Drifting Monk failed and returned, Zhu Bajie looked at Gu Lingfeng in front of him, and looked at the Drifting Monk who was coming, "Did you fail?"
"Well, that dead gray is too vigilant, and he refuses to leave the magic circle." If the other party does not leave the magic circle, how can the monster be killed.
"..." Gu Lingfeng looked at the two apprentices with a bewildered expression on his face. Damn...you are sorry for me, because these two evil disciples want to kill themselves all day long.
Gu Lingfeng stayed in the magic circle for a day, Zhu Bajie and the Drifting Monk looked more and more unfriendly, looking at the eyes of the two, Gu Lingfeng sighed.
Unexpectedly, his stomach hurts in the next second, he clutched his stomach, and looked around, "Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, it's agreed, you go back and forth for a day, where did you go?"
It was agreed to go back and forth for a day, why have I been away for two days, when will I come back to find myself, facing the Monkey King leaving, Gu Lingfeng felt very bitter after not returning for a long time.
"Damn... my stomach hurts..." Gu Lingke had no choice but to hold his belly, and then ran not far away, and after running away, he directly solved it not far away.
But just as he lifted his pants, he saw a woman standing not far away, "..." Relying on the woman, "How long have you been here, girl?"
"Not long ago, I just looked all the way," the woman said with a smile, and when she looked at Gu Ling, she even licked her lips, her salivating appearance made Gu Ling swallow.
"Female benefactor, let's discuss, let me wash and eat," after hearing this, Gu Lingfeng looked at the person in front of him, then pursed his lips and laughed.
"Little master, you're so cute, don't worry... I'll wash it up before I eat it," said Gu Lingfeng, who was swept away by the other party, with a displeased expression on his face.
Ahhh...for Mao, for Mao himself came out to squat in the pit, and was kidnapped by monsters, Wukong... Where are you, my male god, hurry up and save me.
"Wukong help me..." Gu Lingfeng entered the play very professionally, and yelled, there is no way this is Tang Seng's classic line, "Wukong save me..."
When Zhu Bajie and Drifting saw that Gu Ling was swept away, they immediately clapped their hands together, "The dead monk is finally dead, haha..."
"Master..." Hearing the magic voice behind him in the next second, Zhu Bajie and Drifting were startled immediately, Zhu Bajie was the most embarrassing, kneeling directly on the ground, Drifting was silent.
"Master was captured by a monster, big brother woo... It's because we didn't protect him well, master..." Zhu Bajie's voice of howling ghostly and howling wolves made the Monkey King's ear piercing. Looking at Zhu Bajie in front of him, he kicked him away.
Then he chased it out in a blink of an eye, "What to do? The dead monkey is back, what to do..." Zhu Bajie looked at the Drifting Monk in front of him and said, Drifting Monk nodded upon hearing this.
After Gu Lingpo was caught by the Bone Demon, he looked at the Bone Demon, dressed in fluttering white clothes, approaching him, and said to his arms softly and without bones, "Little monk, you smell so sweet."
"The poor monk hasn't washed and washed for several months," Gu Lingpo replied very calmly, and when he heard this, the Bone Demon's expression changed slightly.
"Little monk, you are so funny," Bone Demon climbed on Gu Lingfeng again, and Gu Lingfeng was Amitabha Buddha.
"The poor monk hasn't washed his hands yet, can you wash the poor monk's hands?" Hearing this, Bone Essence's glamorous face suddenly showed a shit-eating expression, and looked at Gu Ling with disgust.
"The female benefactor is the poor monk who offended you," Gu Lingpo looked at the bones in front of him and said, "But the poor monk really hasn't taken a bath for many days, and the feces and urine are also stained a little..."
"Ouch..." That Gu Lingpo immediately vomited, "Take this dead monk down and wash it up...don't wash it a few more times, wash it up and eat it when you're hungry for a few days,"
It was the first time that I was disgusted by food. The words of Gu Lingxuan in front of me were really disgusting enough to kill that bone spirit.
Gu Lingpo shook his head when he was taken down, this Bone Essence really didn't have enough concentration, just a few words disgusted her to death, but he didn't know that there were even more disgusting words below her, but...
Is Amitabha guilty? I said too much. I went down to wash my old clothes and washed them for nothing. I slapped him and waited for the Monkey King to come to rescue me. Before the male god came out, I had to wait calmly.
After Gu Lingpo was caught, Sun Wukong searched for Gu Lingpo all over the mountain, but unfortunately he couldn't find it. Zhu Bajie said to Sun Wukong, "Master has been eaten, big brother, let's break up."
"Yes," Drifting also said, but Sun Wukong's eyes were gloomy, looking at Zhu Bajie in front of him with indescribable disgust.
"If the master dies, you two will be eaten by me," he said before disappearing in front of Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, leaving only Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk with bewildered and trusting faces.
(End of this chapter)
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