Cannon Fodder Scumbag Brigade

Chapter 782 I am Tang Seng
"One, two, three, four, you are my little apple, I love you too much..." Gu Lingfeng sang loudly, leading the scorpion essence into the devilish dance, the madness and the devil...

The two pointed to the sky with one hand, raised their heads and split their legs, and arranged all kinds of things, "You are my little one, little apple, I can't love you too much, your red face warms my heart, lights up my heart. My life is full of fire, you are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky, spring is here again, flowers are blooming all over the hillside, planting hope will reap, I never hate you, you Liked everything about the…”

"..." Sun Wukong looked at these two lunatics, and suddenly wondered if I went to the wrong cave, otherwise all this in front of me, what the hell are you doing, master?
This magical dance looks like a kind of collapse, very collapse, because now no matter who sees it, it will collapse. A monk and a woman in revealing clothes are singing and dancing there.

"Wukong... Come quickly too," Gu Lingfeng directly took the other party's hand, and then joined in the dance. Monkey King was dragged by Gu Lingfeng, and Monkey King danced happily beside him.

But Monkey King wanted to leave very much, but he couldn't shake off the opponent's hand, he could only let the opponent pull and jump, and the scorpion spirit quickly integrated into it, and the two danced around the Monkey King.

"..." Did I go to the wrong set? Right now, Gu Ling was tired from dancing, and he was in a bad mood. After dancing for a while, Gu Ling stopped.

"Brother Yu's dance is really hot," Xie Zijing wiped the sweat from his cheeks, and then wiped his cheeks for Gu Lingfeng, who smiled.

"Why are you here, you monkey?" Looking at the Monkey King, Xie Zijing said fiercely, completely forgetting the dance between the two at the beginning, and now Monkey King was looking at Xie Zijing like a madman.

"Female benefactor, don't be impulsive, female benefactor...don't worry about this monkey," Gu Lingpo took Xie Zijing's hand, sat not far away, and was stroking her hair.

"The dance of the benefactor requires enthusiasm. You say... a person lives for hundreds of years or thousands of years. If you don't even have a passionate life, then living for a long time is nothing but emptiness,"

The scorpion spirit was being brainwashed by Gu Ling. Gu Ling pulled the scorpion spirit, and then the two walked towards the cave exit. After walking out, "The benefactor... let's go to the world together, where is there more fun? "

"Live hearts and hearts?" The scorpion right now said sharply. Hearing these words, Gu Ling's expression turned pale. He really had the thinking of a goblin. If he disagreed with him, he would eat people...

"..." Gu Lingku rubbed his forehead and said, "Why do you cultivate, benefactor? Why do you become a monster?"

The importance of Lunzuidun, Gu Lingfeng is also the one who came here, it is easy to fool a little girl right now, especially this little girl right now.

"Naturally, you can live freely, and you can do whatever you like without any worries," Scorpion Spirit thought that monsters were everything, and Gu Lingfeng nodded after hearing that.

"That's right, female benefactor, think about it, if you become a fairy, can you get up when you want to get up? Can you love someone as long as you want? You can't, but monsters can, but since To be a monster is to be free, so you have to live a life, go to the world to eat all kinds of delicious food, play with all kinds of fun things, live your heart? This bloody thing is disgusting to eat, you have to choose Another kind of enjoyment of gourmet food, enjoyment with people... luxurious and noble..."

The scorpion spirit was fooled by Gu Ling, so she went to the world with Gu Ling, eating good food, drinking good Nurhong, enjoying the most beautiful life in the world, enjoying everyone's attention.

When I’m not busy, I think I’m still in the brothel teaching others to dance, and if I can’t go to this Buddhist gate to listen to the scriptures, I’m tired of playing and go back to my cave to rest, and at this moment, the Monkey King is watching everything.

"..." He felt that even without his own protection, the monk in front of him could fool the whole world with his mouth, which was better than the Buddha.

"Brother Yu...I really don't want you to leave, but you are right, I have my own dream too, and my dream is to teach people all over the world to dance," Scorpion Jing said.

She felt that she had found her purpose in life, "Brother Yu really misses you, why don't you let us dance together,"

"The female benefactor, the poor monk, also has this intention, but how can a man not count his words, so the female benefactor... I am really sorry, I can't see you making this little apple great,"

Hearing what the other party said, the scorpion spirit began to cry, "Brother Yu, I really miss you. After you go to learn scriptures, you must come and see me. I will start teaching in Datang, waiting for Brother Yu Brother, come here,"

"Hey... Xiaoxie... When you look at a man in the future, you can't look at his face. You must look at the quality of the other person. A man who flirts with you all day long and is gentle with everyone is not good, because he... ...is a woman will be good to her, "

"Brother Yu, aren't you talking about yourself?" After hearing what the other party said, Xie Zijing immediately looked up, didn't you say you were talking about yourself?
"..." Gu Lingpo felt unable to continue, "Amitabha, so Xiaoxie can't choose someone like me. My heart is all about the world, and I won't stay for one person or one thing in my heart, so Xiaoxie can be stupid when choosing a man. , you can be ugly, but I don’t think you can be too affectionate.”

"Well, I know Brother Yu..."

Xie Zijing sent Gu Ling away, waving his hands continuously all the way, when Monkey King and Zhu Bajie looked at Gu Ling, their eyes were more strange than the other.

This monk really eats all over the world with one mouth, fooling the monsters all the way, Gu Lingfeng waved his hand on the horseback, "Xiao Xie...you go back and wait for me to watch your dance..."

"Brother Yu, go all the way well, remember to come back early, and call the Great Sage to come to me if you have anything to do, I will help, Brother Yu..." Scorpion Jing cried, reluctant to leave for Brother Yu.

"Don't cry, you don't have a drop of tears," Sun Wukong sneered, hearing this, Gu Ling glared at the other party, looked at the figure of the scorpion spirit, and raised his head to look at the sky.

"Crying... is fake, but being happy is real, because... I think she is a good girl, and she shouldn't die for this so-called learning, not to mention she hasn't hurt anyone before,"

When she was in Xitian, she listened to Buddhist scriptures and never harmed anyone. When she came out, she was in the country of daughters. She didn't try it, so she is still a good fairy.

But at this moment, Sun Wukong smiled when he heard this, "This is just a farce of theirs, but they want us to be the theme, which is ridiculous and sad... We are all just a pawn on this chessboard,"

(End of this chapter)