Cannon Fodder Scumbag Brigade

Chapter 785 I am Tang Seng
"Master, you seem to be very afraid of me?" Gu Ling was startled when he heard the voice behind him, but he quickly calmed down.

"I'm not afraid." Knowing that the person behind him is a six-eared macaque, this dead monkey brother is really still a human right now.

"Then why is the master so afraid to look at me?" Sensing the other party's killing intent, Gu Ling rolled his eyes and hugged the little six ears...

"Xiao Liuer, master, I'm sorry for you, but I'm sorry for Wukong, why don't you want to eat Tang monk meat, woohoo... Master, I have a hard life, Liuer, you can cook it as you want, can you leave out the chili, less It hurts to give some salt..."

"..." The six-eared macaque felt that he didn't want it. He wanted to clean up the person in front of him, but...after being made such a fuss by the other party, he suddenly felt that it was unnecessary, because...this guy is too unconventional.

And... when this guy makes a fuss, it's quite fun, "Master, you made a mistake, when did this apprentice say he wanted to eat you, you're not fairy meat,"

"Yes, being a teacher is not a fairy meat. If the apprentice wants to eat it, then the old pig is not bad. It is a fairy and all kinds of pork are delicious,"

As soon as the voice finished speaking, someone fell not far away, so it turned out that Zhu Bajie had just come back, and he heard Gu Lingfeng's words, and now he was encouraging that monkey head to eat him.

"Eldest brother...you can't eat old pigs. Old pigs haven't been bathed for several years, and they are so smelly that they can't eat them. Senior brother...you should eat old sand. Old sand tastes the best,"

Zhu Bajie also threw himself on the six-eared macaque and cried, obviously he regarded the six-eared macaque as Monkey King, and the six-eared macaque was played by this pair of master and apprentice.

"..." What if Lun meets a pair of shameless master and apprentice?Especially the two in front of me, one said that Zhu Bajie was delicious, and the other said that Drifting was delicious. Damn... I was about to eat the man-eating devil king.

When Monkey King came back, he saw two people grabbing the leg of the six-eared macaque, and each of them shouted loudly, "It's so noisy, master, why don't you keep your voice down?"

After hearing this, Gu Ling turned around, touched his throat, and nodded, "It's really dry, Wukong, hurry up and bring water, but it's me,"

As he said, he ran towards Sun Wukong with the cassock, but the matter of the six-eared macaque was never mentioned just now, as if nothing had happened, Zhu Bajie was unceremoniously kicked away by the six-eared macaque.

"Okay, I'll give you some water," Sun Wukong looked at Gu Lingfeng, and didn't ask any more questions. Zhu Bajie was still in shock, and kept his eyes open all day long, not daring to stay with the six-eared macaque. Together.

I was afraid that the six-eared macaque would swallow him alive in the next second, "It's so hot...fuck...what the hell is this place?"

"Master, grandson, go and have a look," Monkey King flew up immediately, and after seeing the volcano not far away, he immediately called the land father-in-law to ask.

But at this moment, when the land father-in-law explained the ins and outs, Gu Lingfeng and the six-eared macaque looked at each other, "What are you looking at? Back then, those bastards wanted my grandson to die, so why don't they allow my grandson to kick the alchemy furnace?"

, "No, Wukong, you are too powerful," Gu Lingfeng immediately ran over and hugged his thigh, | "But Wukong, you are so handsome kicking, should you put out this fire now?"

"..." He knew that this dead monk, who had nothing to do to be courteous, was either rape or robbery, and he wanted to find himself to be a coolie. The six-eared macaque on the side was also looking at Monkey King with a pair of crystal eyes.

|"Wukong, let's go with the little six-eared monkey," Sun Wukong nodded upon hearing this, and left with the six-eared macaque, leaving Zhu Bajie and Lao Sha in place.

"Master, I'll fan you," Zhu Bajie hurriedly tried to please him. When Gu Lingfeng was being flattered by the other party, he nodded his head very helpfully, and then nodded his shoulder to let the other party pinch his bones.

"This master," someone came with water not far away. When Gu Ling saw it, he was slightly taken aback, "Master, take a sip of water."

Seeing the clear water and the woman who had no evil spirit, Gu Lingfeng was slightly taken aback, "The poor monk is not thirsty, Bajie, please drink first."

"Master Xie..." Zhu Bajie quickly grabbed the water and drank it, the woman at the side looked at Gu Ling, Zhu Bajie rolled on the ground after drinking the water.

"Senior brother three... how are you doing?" Gu Lingpo looked at the person in front of him without any panic, but remained indifferent.

"Amitabha... I don't know what this benefactor is going to do?" In this flaming mountain, water is the most precious thing, let alone such clear water. I am reluctant to drink more, but I am willing to bring it to him. It was extremely weird in front of him.

"Tang Sanzang, you know the crime," the woman changed her appearance in the next second, it was the Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Gu Lingfeng, "Sun Wukong has repeatedly taught him that he has killed many lives, and the six-eared macaque is wild and hard to find. Tang Sanzang, you Is it rebellion?"

"Bodhisattva's words are wrong. Wukong didn't never change after repeated admonitions. He was just a little mischievous. Xiao Liu was ignorant of the world's customs, so he would inevitably make mistakes. But Bodhisattva... don't you always say that the sea of ​​suffering is boundless? They are all Buddhist disciples."

"Stop quibbling," Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily, "You are not Tang Sanzang at all, what kind of monster are you?" He said and wanted to grab Gu Lingfeng.

Gu Lingfeng smiled and said, "Who does the Bodhisattva think the poor monk is? In the Bodhisattva's mind, is it true that those who are uneasy about your path are all evildoers, and they can't be disobedient, and they have nothing to do with that puppet?" There is no difference, is it true that Bodhisattvas are human beings, and those who disobey are monsters?"

Gu Lingfeng has broken many things these days, the gods in the sky dare not send people here anymore, and the monsters on the ground, don't let go of being fooled by Gu Lingpo, and follow the original path.

The Monkey King should kill demons and eliminate demons along the way, the fairy mounts were taken away, and the monsters were beheaded all the way to frighten them in the west. The six-eared macaque should also die in the hands of the Tathagata Buddha.

But all of this changed because of the appearance of Gu Lingfeng. The Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva couldn't help it, and wanted to make Gu Lingfeng behave, but he didn't expect that Gu Lingfeng didn't drink the water, but Was drunk by Zhu Bajie.

"Presumptuous..." Guanyin Bodhisattva sternly said, but Gu Lingfeng didn't feel any emotions because of the other party's sternness. Xitian was originally a conspiracy, but she didn't know what the conspiracy was, but she knew that Monkey King and I am just a pawn in that game of pawns.

"Master, how can you talk to Guanyin Bodhisattva like this," Zhu Bajie yelled when he saw Gu Lingfeng confronting Guanyin Bodhisattva when he drank the water.

(End of this chapter)