farm wife

Chapter 286

Yun Dong looked at the younger sister in his arms, who was knocked unconscious by Yun Er's palm. After checking the pulse, it turned out that he had suffered serious internal injuries.

I don't know if people can wake up, so ask a fart.

"It seems to be seriously injured." Da Yan glanced at Yun Xiang, and said to Yun Dong, "Isn't there still a servant? You can ask the servant."

Yun Dong: ...

A cavity of anger and resentment, do not know how to vent.

The younger sister he put in the palm of his hand was severely injured, but there was nothing he could do.

Arrest this arrogant woman?Everyone is still lying on the ground, who is going to catch them? Could it be that he, the county magistrate, went there himself?
"It's a pity that he didn't die." Master Jiao suddenly interrupted.

Big smoke: ...

Sao Nian, you are adding fuel to the fire, didn't you see that he was sad?
Sure enough, as soon as Master Jiao said this, Yun Dong's complexion became even more ugly, and even turned livid.

Just seeing Master Jiao's face, Yun Dong couldn't help being taken aback.

At this time, Yun Er also noticed Mr. Jiao, he was startled for a moment, then looked at Da Yan, then at Master Jiao, and then at Da Yan...

A moment of silence.

Lying on the sun, it hit the hard stubble directly.

Yun Dong's complexion changed drastically. When he came back, he heard that his sister had robbed a beautiful man back, and it was this man that he never wanted to rob.

For a moment, he wanted to strangle his sister.

"Woman, I feel something is wrong. That bowl of feces-smelling chicken soup may be poisonous." Master Jiao felt so hot that fanning was useless.

Crowd: ...

"Wake up that woman quickly, and bring me the antidote." Master Jiao was very uncomfortable, his voice became hoarse, and his face was also flushed.

Da Yan grabbed Master Jiao's hand, checked it, and found that it was a strong aphrodisiac.

This poison is not good!
Da Yan silently took out a bottle, poured out a handful of medicine and stuffed Master Jiao's mouth: "Eat it, it's 'ice beans', you'll feel better after eating it."

It was so cold, Master Jiao felt his tongue was freezing, and subconsciously wanted to spit it out.

His mouth was tightly covered, he rolled his eyes, and swallowed.

Dead women can't come one by one, almost choking him to death.

Da Yan retracted his hand, looked at the empty medicine bottle, and silently threw it back into the space, as if feeding a bit too much, wondering if it would be so cold that his stomach hurts.

After taking a bottle of medicine, the heat on Master Jiao's body really disappeared a lot.

But my body was hot and cold, and I felt even more uncomfortable than before.

Jiaoye (‵′)
Seeing Lord Jiao's complexion, although it was blue and red at times, Da Yan obviously had lost his mind, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as you don't hold back, it's better than anything else.

"Well, I don't know each other if I don't fight, but this group of people in the government is too bad. You have to let them exercise more. I can knock down several of them with this stick." Da Yan felt that he had already Once you find someone, you can't be so arrogant, so you soften your tone a little.

Just what he said made Yundong want to vomit blood.

You are a fierce woman who is difficult to handle even as a city lord. The wine bags and rice bags under his hands are nothing, and a thousand more will not be worth one of you.

Yun Er said solemnly: "It's really not good, you need to exercise hard."

Da Yan doesn't look at Yun Er, but only at Yun Dong. After all, she is the magistrate, so she still needs to respect her, and she can't be too arrogant.

The corner of Yun Dong's mouth twitched: "Everything is a misunderstanding, misunderstanding, hehe..."

Da Yan seemed to remember that she was not talking about this, but when Yun Dong said that, she unconsciously looked at Yun Xiang.

A pretty girl, but dishonest.

Looking at Lord Jiao again, I don't know...

Yo, this face.

"How is it, is it uncomfortable?" Da Yan stared at Master Jiao's face, a good face, now one side is blue and the other is red, it has become a yin and yang face.

Master Jiao glared at Dayan, does it need to be said?
Da Yan discovered that Master Jiao's eyes were of different colors, one eye was blue and the other was red.

Big smoke: ...

Could it be that the properties of this potent medicine conflicted with the ice beans she made?
Totally bewildered.

Yun Er and Yun Dongyu noticed the color on Master Jiao's face, and for a moment didn't know whether to be surprised or amused, but seeing Da Yan's serious look, they tried to hold back as much as possible after thinking about it.

It is said that this woman likes to find people to fight, and she also likes to make dirty tricks, so it's better not to annoy the other party as much as possible.

Master Jiao suddenly opened his mouth and exhaled a mouthful of mist, alternating hot and cold, and the color was a little bright.

Feeling a little strange, Lord Jiao let out another breath.

Sure enough, it's not dazzled, it's really a bit gorgeous.

Jiao Ye: ...

"Congratulations, you have acquired the ability to exhale like blue." Dayan grabbed Master Jiao's hand to check it out, and then said expressionlessly.

This fellow was blessed by misfortune, and the Yang veins in his body finally revived.

If she knew that things would be so simple, she would feed him a catty of aphrodisiac.

Fortunately, she fed the ice beans in time, otherwise, the Yang meridian would be exhausted the moment it was awakened, and no matter how much medicine was taken in the future, it would be difficult to maintain it well.

Master Jiao glanced at Dayan, stretched out his hand to touch his face, and immediately felt that something was wrong.

One side is cool and the other side is hot.

Look at my two hands again, one is blue and the other is pink, they look normal separately, but when they are put together on the ground, they are very abnormal.

Jiao Ye: ...

Fuck your uncle's exhalation like blue, what the hell is going on?
"What did you eat for me just now? Why did I become like this?" Master Jiao frowned, remembering his face that was cold and hot at the same time, and said to Da Yan, "Go find me a mirror, I want to see Look at my face now."

Da Yan had no expression on his face: "Don't look, it's the same color as your hand."

In other words, it became a yin and yang face?Master Jiao's complexion changed drastically.

Dayan shook his shoulders and continued to remain expressionless: "But you don't have to worry, you are a blessing in disguise. Yin and Yang have almost reached a balance. This situation will only last for three days, and then it will gradually merge, and then fade away. will return to normal."

It is when yin and yang are in conflict, people may feel a little uncomfortable.

By the way, it doesn't look too good.

She tried her best to hold back her laughter, but she couldn't help but want to laugh, how could she break it?
"Haha, it's so funny." After all, Da Yan couldn't help it, lay down on the table, slapped the table and laughed wildly, "You turned into a yin and yang face, oops, it turns out that the peerless face turned into a yin and yang face like this bird, It's so funny..."

Accidentally, I used too much force, and the table was smashed into pieces.

The smoke fell to the ground with a 'plop', and many of the smashed tables were pressed on her body, almost covering her upper body.

(End of this chapter)