farm wife

Chapter 435

Could it be because of the fish incident that it hurt his monarch's gastritis...

Bah, it's majesty.

Big Smoke suddenly felt very lucky. The dynasty had just risen in this period, and there were not so many rules. It would not be a big problem to say the wrong thing occasionally. As long as you didn’t do anything wrong, your head would generally not be chopped off. Otherwise it will be really annoying.

Who wouldn't be afraid of the kind of thing that says one wrong word, and the nine clans will be wiped out?
"Or, let's go..." Da Yan scratched his palms, deciding that it would be better not to sacrifice himself and use an open flame.

Before he finished speaking, Xiang Huang sat on a chair and refused with action.

Zhou Ya: ...

Big smoke: ...

In fact, Da Yan didn't understand why Xiang Huang called her here, either to look at the painting or not to say a word.

It would be embarrassing to stand like this all the time with nothing to do.

She resorted to a naive method, thinking that it would avoid some embarrassment, but in fact, the embarrassment made her feel numb.

With a violent temper, she really wanted to take out the stick.

Damn it, make it clear!

But in the end, he held back and didn't touch his back.

"It's fine here!" The big smokey days came, and he had a big temper.

He could bear it for a while, but he couldn't bear it for a long time. With a raised eyebrow, he took out the big iron pot and slammed it on the ground.

Everyone's expression changed, and it turned out to be taken out of thin air.

Is this girl a monster?

In a blink of an eye, Dayan took out a cleaned up [-]-jin heavy fish, everyone: ...

Da Yan acted as if he hadn’t seen their eyes, and directly braised it with his hands until it was half-cooked, and threw it into the pot with a 'snap', and then threw a bunch of ingredients into it, and poured out a small gourd the size of a fist Put more water in, close the lid with a 'snap', and put your hands on the large iron pot to cook.

But in the blink of an eye, a strong fragrance came out.

This series of actions scared a group of guards and quickly drew their swords.

Monster, this woman is a monster!
Zhou Ya: ...

Xiang Huang: ...

For a moment, both Xiang Huang and Zhou Ya felt that Da Yan was not a human being, but maybe a monster.

That said, there is no one who looks so similar in this world, it turns out to be a monster.

"Okay, let's eat!" Da Yan had no expression on his face, as if he didn't see their expressions, he put the pot heavily in front of them, lifted the lid and put it away, "Little fairy, it's so delicious that you can't even touch your tongue." Want to swallow it."

It's a big pot full, the kind that pops up.

Crowd: ...

It smells so good, I don't know if I will die if I eat it.

It was Zhou Ya who reacted first, looked at the string of gourds hanging from Da Yan's waist, and said tentatively: "I heard from Zhou Weina before that you have a space and know a kind of art of heaven and earth, so it must be true." of?"

Da Yan glanced: "Didn't you already see it?"

Zhou Ya looked at Emperor Xiang, but saw that Emperor Xiang was condescending, with evil spirits all over his body, staring at Da Yan's face, his complexion was gloomy, his eyes were cloudy and uncertain, and it was extremely complicated.

Big Smoke: →_→

There seems to be something wrong with this look.

It was just a moment, as if they had experienced an extremely complicated love-hate relationship.

There is a story, she looks like her own grandfather again.

So Da Yan took out a few bowls and put them on the table: "What kind of eyes do you have? If I were a monster... I would have eaten all of you, and still need to poison you?" A thick iron rod was straightened again and thrown to the ground.

The waiter quietly picked up the iron rod and hit the smoke.

Dayan turned his head to look at him expressionlessly, reached out to pick up the bowl, and filled himself with a large bowl of fish under Xiang Huang's horrifying gaze.

Just as he was about to turn around to get the chopsticks, the bowl was taken by Zhou Ya.

Da Yan was silent for a while, filled another bowl, and just about to eat it, he found that the waiter was staring at him, so he couldn't help but look up.

The waiter looked fiercely: Your Majesty hasn't eaten yet, do you dare to try it?
Da Yan remained silent again, and handed the bowl to the waiter: "Would you like to try..."

A big hand reached out and took the bowl away.

The last word 'poison' was silently swallowed by Dayan, turned to look at Emperor Xiang, and silently picked up a bowl.

She hadn't even eaten yet, and she was already feeling stuffy.

This emperor... Is it her own grandfather? Why is she looking at her with such an expression? It's scary.

But having said that, if it was really her own grandfather, what should I do?
You must know that this emperor has not only married a wife, but also married more than 100 beauties, and almost every beauty has given birth to him.

It is very likely that Xiang Jia's existence is a shame to him.

Perhaps he was secretly thinking about killing Xiang's family.

"I heard that your grandma is a person with a story. Please tell her story carefully to everyone." This was the first time Xiang Huang spoke, but he was not looking at the smoke, but staring at the bowl of delicious fish.

Big Cigarette had just served himself, and was about to eat it.

It may be that the big smoke is not pleasing to the eye. As soon as the waiter heard Xiang Huang's words, he immediately reached out and took away the bowl of the big smoke.

"You can't speak, you talk well." The waiter looked at Da Yan with a proud face.

Big smoke: ...

Damn, look at the little fairy's stick... where's the stick?

Wipe, who touched it?

It suddenly occurred to her that when she threw the iron rod just now, the servant ran to pick it up and seemed to hit her.

Now it seems that it was not careless at all, but deliberately trying to steal the stick.

"Speak well and put the bowl back." Thinking that with that stick, she would be helpless?There are a lot of sticks in her space.

I started with the big smoke stick, and felt something was wrong, so I picked it up and took a look.

Maybe I was a little anxious, and I mistook it for biltong.

Big Smoke: ... a little embarrassing.

Who am I, why am I so restless, uneasy, even holding the stick wrong.

The little fairy is so anxious, eat some jerky to calm down.

It seems that after she heard Xiang Huang's voice, she became restless.By the way, it was this voice, so similar to that of stupid dad, if not for the difference in tone, she would have thought it was stupid dad talking.

Da Yan took out a small bench and sat down, ate a few mouthfuls of jerky before asking: "Is Your Majesty free? Why do you want to hear about my grandma? You must know that it is full of stupidity and gore. Old man."

Zhou Ya: "...If you tell me what you want to say, you can talk about it. There is so much nonsense."

The conversation turned around: "By the way, what is in your hand?"

Da Yan glanced at it: "Jerky, the taste is very good, but you are too old to chew."

Zhou Ya rolled his eyes, this girl is not likable, much worse than Yang Liuer.

But the fish is good, very fragrant.

Turning his head and facing Xiang Huang's gloomy face again, Zhou Ya paused, and shouted at Dayan: "Didn't you tell me about your grandma, why didn't you tell me?"

This little Huniu grew up on what she ate, she didn't even wink, and she had to be reminded by his old man.

After thinking about it for a while, let’s talk about it. It’s nothing more than a bit of saliva, and he said: "It is said that when my grandma was a young girl, she was ignorant and stupid..."

(End of this chapter)