Chapter 224 Borrowing the Toilet
After making up his mind, cold sweat broke out on Hu Yu's forehead, and his face was pale. He covered his stomach and murmured: "It hurts..."
"Huh?" Jiu Yiniang looked at him suspiciously.
Hu Yu gritted his teeth and said why he came, "Jiu Yiniang, my stomach hurts, Cuixian forgot to pour Yexiang today, the Gong barrel and chamber pot were taken away, and they haven't been brought back yet. The latrine, the usual latrine is too far away, but I have three urgencies, this is the closest place, only your yard has a latrine, can I borrow your latrine?"
After finishing speaking, Hu Yu's pale face turned red from being suffocated, it didn't look like a fake, Jiu Yiniang really thought he was suffocated by shit, but he was actually suffocated by his own words, and when he said such words in one breath, he Really sad.
When Jiu Yiniang heard that Hu Yu rarely came to her yard to borrow the latrine, she immediately refused with a straight face: "No, fourth young master, what do you think my Changchun Pavilion is? Is it a public toilet? I live together, but I have always lived here alone, not just any man can come in casually."
After Hu Xuan got sick, he locked himself in the house all the time, and kept the door behind him, so it didn't affect anything at all.
Cold sweat dripped down Hu Yu's forehead. He gritted his teeth and said in pain, "Jiu Yiniang, you must be one of my concubine mothers. I can't just leave you alone. If I pull it in my trousers, I will die in the future." I can't lift my head anymore, I am ashamed because I am a child, but it is my father's embarrassment, when the time comes, my father will know, and I will blame you for being unkind!"
This is what Nan Surou taught Hu Yu to say. If Hu Yu himself encountered such a situation, he would rather pull it in his pants, but today, he has to make some achievements no matter what.
I have to say that what Hu Yu said is also reasonable. Kane Hu has never cut short the food and clothing of anyone in the back house, but he seldom stays in the back house after his aunt gave birth. Although Jiu Yiniang is arrogant to the neighbors , but I was still afraid of Kanehu.
Jiu Yiniang hesitated again and again, and finally, she reluctantly gave Hu Yu a sideways glance, and said, "...then you come in, hurry up, don't dawdle."
"Yes, yes, thank you!" Hu Yu was very anxious, as if she was very grateful.
Seeing that expression, Jiu Yiniang's heart softened a little.
If she didn't know, Hu Yu breathed a sigh of relief: I finally got in successfully. Even so, I'm still very disturbed.
Following Jiu Yiniang's instructions, Hu Yu quickly found the toilet in Changchun Pavilion.
When they came nearby, Jiu Yiniang asked Hu Yu to go to the latrine by himself. When Hu Yu found the latrine and opened the door, he couldn't help pinching his nose with his hands, and blurted out: "Wow...that smells..."
At this point, Hu Yu couldn't help but think that Jiu Yiniang got the fertilizer from here. I heard that she was going to live in this courtyard, and she didn't let people renovate it for the purpose of this toilet, which is really incomprehensible.
Although there is a latrine to avoid the trouble of pouring night incense, but when the weather is hot, the whole yard smells like shit.
In order to ensure the authenticity, Hu Yu had to endure the stench, entered the latrine, and actually squatted for a while.
He mentally considered his next step, and then came out of the bathroom in a reasonable time.
When Hu Yu came out of the latrine again, he breathed a sigh of relief, at least the outside was not as smelly as the inside.
But who knew, before he could catch his breath, he heard Jiu Yiniang's strange voice not far away: "Hey, after pulling it out, is it comfortable? It's so strange, why didn't I hear you?" What about the plop of shit falling into the pit?"
"..." Hu Yu looked at Jiu Yiniang with a pale face, not knowing how to answer this question.
... This woman won't be eavesdropping in the dark all the time, right?Listening to other people's pooping, did you make a mistake?
Hu Yu didn't respond, but walked towards the courtyard door with an embarrassed expression on his face, passing by Jiu Yiniang.
Only to hear Jiu Yiniang exclaim again, saying: "Hey, fourth young master, the stitches of your clothes are really thick, your mother's craftsmanship is too bad, why don't you hurry up and ask the embroiderer in the house to do it for you, really .”
Hu Yu responded casually a few times, looking like a dog, as if she didn't dare to offend Jiu Yiniang, Jiu Yiniang felt an inexplicable sense of satisfaction in her heart.
Hu Yu was holding the medicine bag that Nan Surou gave him, thinking about how to prescribe the medicine, but just thinking about it, the surrounding things gradually merged into his mind, and Jiu Yiniang's voice gradually faded away. What can be drugged?
How to do?
How to do it?
What exactly?
Looking for an excuse to go into her room to rest?No, it's too unreasonable...
For a moment, countless thoughts were running in Hu Yu's mind. When he passed by the pavilion near the door, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a cup of tea that Jiu Yiniang had half drunk.
Hu Yu immediately thought about it, and he suddenly covered his stomach and yelled again, "Ah——"
Jiu Yiniang was still muttering just now, but was taken aback by Hu Yu's sudden scream, and immediately yelled, "What are you doing? You were so surprised!"
Hu Yu showed pain on her face, and said: "Jiu Yiniang, no, my stomach... still hurts, but I couldn't pull it out just now, can you lend me a place to rest, it's in the yard It’s fine in the pavilion, let someone go and ask a doctor to see if I’ve eaten my stomach, I’m afraid I’ll have to poop later and I won’t be able to find a toilet, so just let me make do with it.”
"Really, why didn't I realize that you are so thick-skinned before? It seems that holding shit can make you pee. I'll ask someone to find a doctor for you. After a while, the doctor will prescribe medicine for you, so you should go back quickly." Jiu The aunt frowned, and asked the personal maid who was serving her in the room to find the doctor.
The little maid listened to her order and left the Changchun Pavilion.
Just when Jiu Yiniang was giving orders, Hu Yu quickly took out the medicine bag and poured all the powder into the teapot. Just after finishing this action, Jiu Yiniang turned her head and met Hu Yu's eyes. with.
Hu Yu showed an embarrassing expression, and said, "I'm sorry for bothering you."
After finishing speaking, Hu Yu seemed to be in extreme pain, so he ignored Jiu Yiniang and just lay down on the bench beside the pavilion, with his back facing Jiu Yiniang, showing pain.
Jiu Yiniang glanced at him sideways, didn't intend to pay any further attention to him, so she sat down on the stone bench in the middle, poured water into the teapot, and drank tea by herself.
Hu Yu kept his back to her, and concentrated on listening to the movement over there. He only heard the sound of pouring water and drinking water. He swallowed and thought to himself: She drank...
Just hearing that Jiu Yiniang drank the water and knew that she had successfully administered the medicine, Hu Yu's heart became more restless. He was worried and afraid. Things that were not originally worries came overwhelmingly. He couldn't help but think in his heart: What kind of medicine is that? Ah, Sister Su Rou said it would make people irritated, but I am too stupid, I should ask the bottom line, I don't know that it is a magic medicine, I am really disturbed!
(End of this chapter)
After making up his mind, cold sweat broke out on Hu Yu's forehead, and his face was pale. He covered his stomach and murmured: "It hurts..."
"Huh?" Jiu Yiniang looked at him suspiciously.
Hu Yu gritted his teeth and said why he came, "Jiu Yiniang, my stomach hurts, Cuixian forgot to pour Yexiang today, the Gong barrel and chamber pot were taken away, and they haven't been brought back yet. The latrine, the usual latrine is too far away, but I have three urgencies, this is the closest place, only your yard has a latrine, can I borrow your latrine?"
After finishing speaking, Hu Yu's pale face turned red from being suffocated, it didn't look like a fake, Jiu Yiniang really thought he was suffocated by shit, but he was actually suffocated by his own words, and when he said such words in one breath, he Really sad.
When Jiu Yiniang heard that Hu Yu rarely came to her yard to borrow the latrine, she immediately refused with a straight face: "No, fourth young master, what do you think my Changchun Pavilion is? Is it a public toilet? I live together, but I have always lived here alone, not just any man can come in casually."
After Hu Xuan got sick, he locked himself in the house all the time, and kept the door behind him, so it didn't affect anything at all.
Cold sweat dripped down Hu Yu's forehead. He gritted his teeth and said in pain, "Jiu Yiniang, you must be one of my concubine mothers. I can't just leave you alone. If I pull it in my trousers, I will die in the future." I can't lift my head anymore, I am ashamed because I am a child, but it is my father's embarrassment, when the time comes, my father will know, and I will blame you for being unkind!"
This is what Nan Surou taught Hu Yu to say. If Hu Yu himself encountered such a situation, he would rather pull it in his pants, but today, he has to make some achievements no matter what.
I have to say that what Hu Yu said is also reasonable. Kane Hu has never cut short the food and clothing of anyone in the back house, but he seldom stays in the back house after his aunt gave birth. Although Jiu Yiniang is arrogant to the neighbors , but I was still afraid of Kanehu.
Jiu Yiniang hesitated again and again, and finally, she reluctantly gave Hu Yu a sideways glance, and said, "...then you come in, hurry up, don't dawdle."
"Yes, yes, thank you!" Hu Yu was very anxious, as if she was very grateful.
Seeing that expression, Jiu Yiniang's heart softened a little.
If she didn't know, Hu Yu breathed a sigh of relief: I finally got in successfully. Even so, I'm still very disturbed.
Following Jiu Yiniang's instructions, Hu Yu quickly found the toilet in Changchun Pavilion.
When they came nearby, Jiu Yiniang asked Hu Yu to go to the latrine by himself. When Hu Yu found the latrine and opened the door, he couldn't help pinching his nose with his hands, and blurted out: "Wow...that smells..."
At this point, Hu Yu couldn't help but think that Jiu Yiniang got the fertilizer from here. I heard that she was going to live in this courtyard, and she didn't let people renovate it for the purpose of this toilet, which is really incomprehensible.
Although there is a latrine to avoid the trouble of pouring night incense, but when the weather is hot, the whole yard smells like shit.
In order to ensure the authenticity, Hu Yu had to endure the stench, entered the latrine, and actually squatted for a while.
He mentally considered his next step, and then came out of the bathroom in a reasonable time.
When Hu Yu came out of the latrine again, he breathed a sigh of relief, at least the outside was not as smelly as the inside.
But who knew, before he could catch his breath, he heard Jiu Yiniang's strange voice not far away: "Hey, after pulling it out, is it comfortable? It's so strange, why didn't I hear you?" What about the plop of shit falling into the pit?"
"..." Hu Yu looked at Jiu Yiniang with a pale face, not knowing how to answer this question.
... This woman won't be eavesdropping in the dark all the time, right?Listening to other people's pooping, did you make a mistake?
Hu Yu didn't respond, but walked towards the courtyard door with an embarrassed expression on his face, passing by Jiu Yiniang.
Only to hear Jiu Yiniang exclaim again, saying: "Hey, fourth young master, the stitches of your clothes are really thick, your mother's craftsmanship is too bad, why don't you hurry up and ask the embroiderer in the house to do it for you, really .”
Hu Yu responded casually a few times, looking like a dog, as if she didn't dare to offend Jiu Yiniang, Jiu Yiniang felt an inexplicable sense of satisfaction in her heart.
Hu Yu was holding the medicine bag that Nan Surou gave him, thinking about how to prescribe the medicine, but just thinking about it, the surrounding things gradually merged into his mind, and Jiu Yiniang's voice gradually faded away. What can be drugged?
How to do?
How to do it?
What exactly?
Looking for an excuse to go into her room to rest?No, it's too unreasonable...
For a moment, countless thoughts were running in Hu Yu's mind. When he passed by the pavilion near the door, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a cup of tea that Jiu Yiniang had half drunk.
Hu Yu immediately thought about it, and he suddenly covered his stomach and yelled again, "Ah——"
Jiu Yiniang was still muttering just now, but was taken aback by Hu Yu's sudden scream, and immediately yelled, "What are you doing? You were so surprised!"
Hu Yu showed pain on her face, and said: "Jiu Yiniang, no, my stomach... still hurts, but I couldn't pull it out just now, can you lend me a place to rest, it's in the yard It’s fine in the pavilion, let someone go and ask a doctor to see if I’ve eaten my stomach, I’m afraid I’ll have to poop later and I won’t be able to find a toilet, so just let me make do with it.”
"Really, why didn't I realize that you are so thick-skinned before? It seems that holding shit can make you pee. I'll ask someone to find a doctor for you. After a while, the doctor will prescribe medicine for you, so you should go back quickly." Jiu The aunt frowned, and asked the personal maid who was serving her in the room to find the doctor.
The little maid listened to her order and left the Changchun Pavilion.
Just when Jiu Yiniang was giving orders, Hu Yu quickly took out the medicine bag and poured all the powder into the teapot. Just after finishing this action, Jiu Yiniang turned her head and met Hu Yu's eyes. with.
Hu Yu showed an embarrassing expression, and said, "I'm sorry for bothering you."
After finishing speaking, Hu Yu seemed to be in extreme pain, so he ignored Jiu Yiniang and just lay down on the bench beside the pavilion, with his back facing Jiu Yiniang, showing pain.
Jiu Yiniang glanced at him sideways, didn't intend to pay any further attention to him, so she sat down on the stone bench in the middle, poured water into the teapot, and drank tea by herself.
Hu Yu kept his back to her, and concentrated on listening to the movement over there. He only heard the sound of pouring water and drinking water. He swallowed and thought to himself: She drank...
Just hearing that Jiu Yiniang drank the water and knew that she had successfully administered the medicine, Hu Yu's heart became more restless. He was worried and afraid. Things that were not originally worries came overwhelmingly. He couldn't help but think in his heart: What kind of medicine is that? Ah, Sister Su Rou said it would make people irritated, but I am too stupid, I should ask the bottom line, I don't know that it is a magic medicine, I am really disturbed!
(End of this chapter)
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