supreme playgirl
Chapter 148 Blatantly Turning Black and White Upside Down
Chapter 148 Blatantly Turning Black and White Upside Down
"Little girl, you have so much wine, so you don't have to be so stingy, hehe, you say yes!" As he spoke, the old man picked up another grilled fish and took a big bite: "Great, this grilled fish is delicious! It tastes good too!"
Although the grilled fish was still very hot, the old man didn't mind at all. He puffed his cheeks and blew while eating the fish meat, drinking some wine, and spitting out the fish bones.
Whenever his hands were greasy and uncomfortable because of a layer of oil, he would directly wipe it on his clean clothes, and after a while, the old man's clothes were already oiled by him Became one piece.
Seeing the old man's movements, Ye Qingwu could only twitch the corners of her mouth, but she didn't make any comments. Speaking of this old guy, his behavior and behavior are completely contrary to everything he has now.
So Ye Qingwu had to wonder if this old guy was an old liar who wandered around, cheating on food and drink.
Thinking in her heart, the way Ye Qingwu looked at the old man changed.
But even though the old man found out, he just raised his eyelids and looked at Ye Qingwu. Now his mouth is full of food and wine, and he has no time to talk to Ye Qingwu at all.
So the old guy stretched out the beggar's chicken again. This chicken is really fragrant and delicious.
So the roast rabbit, grilled fish, and beggar chicken that Ye Qingwu made were eaten up by this old liar without even eating a single bite.
"Ah, it's so delicious, it's amazing!" The old man praised, hiccupped contentedly, and at the same time raised his hand to grab his clothes, and wiped his hands vigorously a few times.
Seeing Lao Du's actions without even a moment of hesitation, Ye Qingwu understood that the old liar had done this kind of thing too many times.
"Hey, little girl, why don't you worship me as your teacher?" The old liar became more and more interested in watching Ye Qingwu now, so he asked enthusiastically.
"Uh, I'm not interested in deception!" Ye Qingwu shook her head, she didn't even need to think about this kind of problem.
"Cheat?" The old liar rolled his eyes and looked at Ye Qingwu strangely: "Do you think my old man is a liar?"
"Liars never say they are liars!" Ye Qingwu stared at the old liar and said calmly.
"Uh!" The old liar was staring at Ye Qingwu with his mouth open, and at the same time stretched out his mallet-like little finger to dig between his teeth. He said that although the meat was delicious, it was really stuffy, especially It was his rather old teeth.
But now after hearing Ye Qingwu's words, the old liar didn't know what he should say for a while. Hearing what this girl meant, he was sure that he was a liar, but, he was really not a liar , Now he says it is not right, and it is not right to say no.
For a moment, even the old liar didn't know what to say, so his mouth just closed.
"Oops!" The old liar cried out in pain, and hurriedly retracted his finger. Damn, he actually bit his finger. This matter must not be spread. Once it is spread, his old man It's so embarrassing, I really can't afford to lose that person.
"Oh, the liar is indeed a liar, and he still pretends to be like an expert!" Ye Qingwu looked at the old liar with sympathy.
The old liar is in a lot of pain now, he finally fell in love with a disciple, and wanted to accept this girl as his closed disciple, but this little girl not only didn't appreciate it, but even called herself a liar.
So the old liar got angry, he jumped up with his hands on his hips, and said angrily to Ye Qingwu, "Look at me with your eyes wide open, how do I look like a liar?"
Ye Qingwu stared at the old liar seriously, up and down, left and right, back and forth, carefully sized up the old liar, and then said solemnly: "It's all like that, you look like a liar from top to bottom. !"
So the old liar fell headlong to the ground. If these words came from someone else's mouth, then the old man would definitely slap him and send him flying two miles away to find his head.
But this won't work, let's not talk about being short-mouthed or short-handed, just say that I have finally found a disciple who suits my heart after going through untold hardships, how could I be willing to slap him down? .
"Girl, tell me, what do I need to do to make you believe that I'm not a liar?" The old liar was helpless, he could only look at Ye Qingwu helplessly and spoke.
Ye Qingwu didn't expect the old liar to ask such a question, so she thought about it seriously, and then said: "This question is a bit difficult, I have to think about it!"
"Well, well, then think about it, then keep thinking about it, I'll wait here!" The old liar really sat quietly in front of Ye Qingwu, and then looked at Ye Qing with his old eyes without blinking. dance.
"Hey, old liar, can you stop looking at me so wretchedly, I'll get goosebumps!"
"Oh, okay, okay, okay, I'll change my eyes!" The old liar accepted Ye Qingwu's suggestion sincerely, so his eyes blinked a few times, and this time they were actually replaced with a pair of dead fish eyes.
The corner of Ye Qingwu's mouth twitched: "Old liar, can you stop looking at me?"
"No!" For the old liar, no matter what Ye Qingwu asked, he could agree to it, but he would never agree to this request. With such a clever baby apprentice material, he is now worried that if he blinks his eyes, this clever The ghost master will slip away, so he will never take his eyes off.
Ye Qingwu sighed again: "Okay, then you can do whatever you want!"
So this time the old liar nodded with a smile on his face: "Then you should quickly agree to become my disciple!"
"Even if you're not a liar, then I'm not interested in apprenticeship!" Ye Qingwu shook her head and refused.
"For Mao, for Mao?" The old man was not happy, and hurriedly asked.
"It's very simple, because I'm not happy!" Ye Qingwu said directly without thinking.
"But, if you take me as your teacher, there will be many benefits!" The old man can only use benefits to seduce now.
"What's the benefit?" Ye Qingwu raised her eyebrows.
"Well, at least no one will dare to bully you in the future!" The old man said confidently.
"But no one dares to bully me now!" Ye Qingwu said, yes, those who dared to bully her without eyesight have been dealt with severely by her, dead, injured, poisoned poisoning.
So she didn't suffer at all.
(End of this chapter)
"Little girl, you have so much wine, so you don't have to be so stingy, hehe, you say yes!" As he spoke, the old man picked up another grilled fish and took a big bite: "Great, this grilled fish is delicious! It tastes good too!"
Although the grilled fish was still very hot, the old man didn't mind at all. He puffed his cheeks and blew while eating the fish meat, drinking some wine, and spitting out the fish bones.
Whenever his hands were greasy and uncomfortable because of a layer of oil, he would directly wipe it on his clean clothes, and after a while, the old man's clothes were already oiled by him Became one piece.
Seeing the old man's movements, Ye Qingwu could only twitch the corners of her mouth, but she didn't make any comments. Speaking of this old guy, his behavior and behavior are completely contrary to everything he has now.
So Ye Qingwu had to wonder if this old guy was an old liar who wandered around, cheating on food and drink.
Thinking in her heart, the way Ye Qingwu looked at the old man changed.
But even though the old man found out, he just raised his eyelids and looked at Ye Qingwu. Now his mouth is full of food and wine, and he has no time to talk to Ye Qingwu at all.
So the old guy stretched out the beggar's chicken again. This chicken is really fragrant and delicious.
So the roast rabbit, grilled fish, and beggar chicken that Ye Qingwu made were eaten up by this old liar without even eating a single bite.
"Ah, it's so delicious, it's amazing!" The old man praised, hiccupped contentedly, and at the same time raised his hand to grab his clothes, and wiped his hands vigorously a few times.
Seeing Lao Du's actions without even a moment of hesitation, Ye Qingwu understood that the old liar had done this kind of thing too many times.
"Hey, little girl, why don't you worship me as your teacher?" The old liar became more and more interested in watching Ye Qingwu now, so he asked enthusiastically.
"Uh, I'm not interested in deception!" Ye Qingwu shook her head, she didn't even need to think about this kind of problem.
"Cheat?" The old liar rolled his eyes and looked at Ye Qingwu strangely: "Do you think my old man is a liar?"
"Liars never say they are liars!" Ye Qingwu stared at the old liar and said calmly.
"Uh!" The old liar was staring at Ye Qingwu with his mouth open, and at the same time stretched out his mallet-like little finger to dig between his teeth. He said that although the meat was delicious, it was really stuffy, especially It was his rather old teeth.
But now after hearing Ye Qingwu's words, the old liar didn't know what he should say for a while. Hearing what this girl meant, he was sure that he was a liar, but, he was really not a liar , Now he says it is not right, and it is not right to say no.
For a moment, even the old liar didn't know what to say, so his mouth just closed.
"Oops!" The old liar cried out in pain, and hurriedly retracted his finger. Damn, he actually bit his finger. This matter must not be spread. Once it is spread, his old man It's so embarrassing, I really can't afford to lose that person.
"Oh, the liar is indeed a liar, and he still pretends to be like an expert!" Ye Qingwu looked at the old liar with sympathy.
The old liar is in a lot of pain now, he finally fell in love with a disciple, and wanted to accept this girl as his closed disciple, but this little girl not only didn't appreciate it, but even called herself a liar.
So the old liar got angry, he jumped up with his hands on his hips, and said angrily to Ye Qingwu, "Look at me with your eyes wide open, how do I look like a liar?"
Ye Qingwu stared at the old liar seriously, up and down, left and right, back and forth, carefully sized up the old liar, and then said solemnly: "It's all like that, you look like a liar from top to bottom. !"
So the old liar fell headlong to the ground. If these words came from someone else's mouth, then the old man would definitely slap him and send him flying two miles away to find his head.
But this won't work, let's not talk about being short-mouthed or short-handed, just say that I have finally found a disciple who suits my heart after going through untold hardships, how could I be willing to slap him down? .
"Girl, tell me, what do I need to do to make you believe that I'm not a liar?" The old liar was helpless, he could only look at Ye Qingwu helplessly and spoke.
Ye Qingwu didn't expect the old liar to ask such a question, so she thought about it seriously, and then said: "This question is a bit difficult, I have to think about it!"
"Well, well, then think about it, then keep thinking about it, I'll wait here!" The old liar really sat quietly in front of Ye Qingwu, and then looked at Ye Qing with his old eyes without blinking. dance.
"Hey, old liar, can you stop looking at me so wretchedly, I'll get goosebumps!"
"Oh, okay, okay, okay, I'll change my eyes!" The old liar accepted Ye Qingwu's suggestion sincerely, so his eyes blinked a few times, and this time they were actually replaced with a pair of dead fish eyes.
The corner of Ye Qingwu's mouth twitched: "Old liar, can you stop looking at me?"
"No!" For the old liar, no matter what Ye Qingwu asked, he could agree to it, but he would never agree to this request. With such a clever baby apprentice material, he is now worried that if he blinks his eyes, this clever The ghost master will slip away, so he will never take his eyes off.
Ye Qingwu sighed again: "Okay, then you can do whatever you want!"
So this time the old liar nodded with a smile on his face: "Then you should quickly agree to become my disciple!"
"Even if you're not a liar, then I'm not interested in apprenticeship!" Ye Qingwu shook her head and refused.
"For Mao, for Mao?" The old man was not happy, and hurriedly asked.
"It's very simple, because I'm not happy!" Ye Qingwu said directly without thinking.
"But, if you take me as your teacher, there will be many benefits!" The old man can only use benefits to seduce now.
"What's the benefit?" Ye Qingwu raised her eyebrows.
"Well, at least no one will dare to bully you in the future!" The old man said confidently.
"But no one dares to bully me now!" Ye Qingwu said, yes, those who dared to bully her without eyesight have been dealt with severely by her, dead, injured, poisoned poisoning.
So she didn't suffer at all.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Wan Jian returns to his clan!
Chapter 125 11 hours ago -
Those who face the wall, but are in the Nascent Soul stage.
Chapter 155 11 hours ago -
This villain is too popular.
Chapter 42 11 hours ago -
I manifested the Shushan game
Chapter 54 11 hours ago -
The most melodramatic rebirth in history
Chapter 507 11 hours ago -
Fear of food
Chapter 31 11 hours ago -
Real teaching, but diary flow
Chapter 121 1 days ago -
I teach in Naruto, and the system says I am Tsunade's student
Chapter 114 1 days ago -
Two Worlds, Starting with Kaguya of Penglai Mountain
Chapter 141 1 days ago -
Umamusume's days are numbered
Chapter 170 1 days ago