I'm Mrs.

Chapter 200
town?
How to town?
Looking at their puzzled faces, I couldn't help but think of my grandma's routine, please Xianer, talk, suppress dirty things and send them away at the same time, this is also a common routine used by half fairy or Mr. It's very quick, besides, this grandma is not some kind of lonely ghost outside, isn't she just angry in her heart, after talking with her, send her away and it's over.

However, I can't guarantee the character of Pang Pang's second aunt. If I send her away this time, will she be bullied by dirty things next time? Grandma used to watch things in the village, and she didn't go out of the village. The dirty things sent away also know that 'Tai Sui' is there, so who dares to come back and make trouble.

But I'm different, and I can't stay in the outer suburbs of Pangpang's house and watch her second aunt anytime, anywhere. Therefore, the solution once and for all is to start with her second aunt and directly pinch the root cause. I won't encounter such a bad thing again!
As soon as I finished speaking, no one in the room made a sound. After a while, the second uncle looked at me in surprise and asked, "Is that okay?"

"why not?"

I asked him back, "You still need someone to tie the bell to untie it. Grandma's business is trivial, so I can give the right answer this time and go, but the second aunt is still here, who can guarantee that it won't be worn down in the future? "

I raised my spirits, and continued to say, "Second Uncle, Fatty is my best friend, I can handle this matter for you in a regular manner, but for the sake of your family's peace in the future, so I will Although this idea is a bad idea, it is very useful, and I will listen to you as to what to do."

The second uncle was not talking, and opened his mouth to look at the second aunt, "Yan'er, what do you think about this matter, do you dare..."

"No, I dare not."

Second Aunt's head shook like a rattle, she looked at me with a pleading look in her eyes, "Little girl, I'm scared, I'm really scared."

"Second aunt, I know you are afraid..."

I comforted softly, "But have you ever thought about it? It's because you are afraid that you encounter this kind of thing again and again. If you really don't respect others and they make trouble for you, you deserve it, but It was an unintentional mistake of yours, the money was also given away, and I was thinking about it, why didn't I let you go."

"But, if I treat her like that, I'm disrespecting the elders."

I looked at the trembling lips of my second aunt and sighed helplessly, "Of course we must respect the elders, but when people leave, they will go their own ways. Wherever we go, we must be reasonable. Whether it is a living person or a dead person, such bullying People, isn’t it just relying on the old to sell the old?”

The second aunt was a little hesitant, so I continued to say, "The most important thing is that dirty things always come to the door and will hinder the family luck. If you don't mention it, brother Pangpang knows that you are not in good health this time."

"he does not know."

The second aunt shook her head again and again, "I didn't dare to tell him, for fear that he would worry."

I hummed, and whispered in her ear for a while, the second aunt stared at me with wide eyes, "Really?"

"Of course, if this kind of thing happens frequently, then your health will only get worse and worse, your family fortune will decline, and it will be your heirs who will be harmed in the end."

The words are deliberately heavy, but the fact is, whoever has a stall who is bewitched every now and then will be able to calm down. The key is that people like Second Aunt are rare. She is a bit like my mother's physique, with light bones and weak body , easy to attract evil.

But people's personality is divided into nature and acquired. The biggest difference between my mother and my second aunt is that my mother is soft on the outside and strong on the inside. No one can compare her twisting in her bones. Twist can also be understood as ruthless. You can see it through Tong Qianqian When she came out, she took out the child without any trouble. Can the second aunt do this?

My mother is absolutely sluggish and has ideas, which is what ordinary people describe as the kind of dog that does not bark and bites people. Although the words are ugly, it is precisely because of my mother's personality that she can do that job for so long. It is incomparable.

"Yan'er, you said..."

The second aunt gritted her teeth and raised her hand to interrupt the second uncle's words, then raised her eyes and looked at me firmly, "I will listen to you, sir."

I pulled the corner of my mouth slightly, and it was easy to handle.

Instructing the second uncle to prepare things, the same sentence, "Send it first, if she can't send it away, and she still makes trouble, then follow what I said..."

The second uncle nodded, "Okay, then my daughter-in-law will be fine, and she doesn't know how to curse."

I didn't say much, just glanced at Second Aunt, "Second Aunt, this move is for your own sake, and also for Brother Pangbang."

The second aunt didn't look at me, she lowered her eyes, pulled her sweater vigorously, and nodded heavily.

... When I came out, Papa Pang was still arguing with that man named Uncle Lin. When the two of them saw me, they were still a little puzzled, "Bao Si, it's over so soon."

I smiled softly, "All the arrangements that should be made are over, let's go back first."

"So fast? Watch it!"

This Uncle Lin was also very surprised, and Pang Pang stood aside and continued, "If everything goes well, my second aunt will be fine tomorrow..."

After she finished speaking, she held my hand tighter. I knew that she was nervous for her second aunt.

Uncle Lin felt unbelievable, looked at me and wanted to ask more, Papa Pang was a little impatient, "Why is Nan so trustworthy, what does it have to do with Nan, hurry home!"

Pushing and shoving Uncle Lin out of the house, he ran back and asked me, "How did you arrange it!"

"Uncle Pang, you will understand everything tomorrow."

It was tiring to keep explaining. The second uncle came out to see me off. When I got to the door, I raised my hand and tore up all the pairs and peach branches. She comes in generously, you can’t see it, but the second aunt will see it, so don’t be afraid, just kneel inside the door and burn paper. Grandma can enter the yard, but those who can’t enter the house are in the basin If you burn the paper, you should apologize. After the burning, you pour the ashes of the paper into the yard. If she doesn't leave, then do as I said..."

Pang's father was confused when he heard it, but the second uncle nodded again and again, "Then how do you know if the aunt has left or not?"

I let out a breath, "Second Aunt will know, she can talk to her, your task is to accompany Second Aunt, if you have any problems, don't worry, I will come."

The second uncle nodded, and sighed impatiently, "If there is a real mess, my wife and I will never mess with these things again, right?"

"I promise."

The tone is firm, if you can't understand this, then I will be a husband in vain.

Coming out of my second uncle's house, I casually asked the direction of the grandma's tomb, then raised my hand to ignite a yellow talisman, threw it on the ground after it was burned, and looked back at the few people waiting for me, "Go back. "

Because Pang's father has been entangled with that Uncle Lin, he didn't know what happened in the bedroom, so Pang Pang patiently explained to him along the way, and at the end, Pang Pang was still a little worried, "I just don't know what my second aunt is doing. no."

"What?"

Pang's father had a look of disbelief, his focus was obviously different from that of Pang Pang's, "Bao Si, why don't you tell Fatty and her second aunt to put a kitchen knife in her back waist?"

Yeluzi.

I answered silently in my heart, I just like to play cards that do not follow common sense.

Pang Pang's father was obviously suspicious of my style of play, "Baosi, it's not that uncle doesn't believe you, but uncle believes in you, it's Baha, I really don't understand Nan Eryi, she can't even kill a chicken." I dare not look at it, I have been married to your aunt for more than [-] years, I have never heard her utter a bad word, it is true, and her personality is beyond comparison with ordinary people!"

That's right, it's just that the personality is too good, so they will always be missed by dirty things. If they are hot-tempered, let's not talk about shrews, they are people of various colors. Whoever heard that kind of people are always worn down by dirty things, Except for the inner ghosts who can come in from your own house, the ones outside are the ones who are least likely to be offended. The femininity is already full of yin, plus Pang Pang's second aunt is soft, and her personality is soft. She can do it without relying on ignition. what!
"Oh, Dad, stop talking. My second aunt said she wants to listen to Baosi. Besides, didn't you say it? Send it off first, and then talk about it if you can't send it away..."

Pang Pang muttered beside me, but Pang's father looked at me but couldn't understand, "Bao Si, why didn't you just break it, didn't you just send it away?"

I looked up at Uncle Pang, "Uncle, it's because we are our own people that I want Second Aunt to leave."

Xiao Liu, who had been silent all this time, looked at Papa Pang uncontrollably, "Uncle Pang, my fourth sister is very kind. Let me give you an example. There used to be someone who repaired bicycles, but bicycles didn't like to break down. So what should I do?" , the car repairman just throws thumbtacks on the road, and if the tire is punctured, he will repair it...

My fourth sister is a husband. One of her jobs is to dispel evil spirits for people. She made it very clear. She can give it away. You will be very grateful to her if she gives it away quickly this time. In other words, if you have something to do in the future , my fourth sister can still come, if she helps, you should thank her, this fame and fortune will have everything, but she didn't want that, and she didn't make it too hard for herself, it was all for this second aunt The root of the disease is that this second aunt will be haunted by dirty things in the future..."

I looked at Xiao Liu's dark and thin face in surprise, I didn't expect this kid to understand me so well, I really can't explain some things, this time, I can basically say that I put my heart and soul into it, and I don't want anything .

A fledgling gentleman like me is most willing to take over this kind of work. It is easy to do and can be appreciated by the boss. If I am a little bit crooked, then I can leave it as normal without saying a word of nonsense. Next time you encounter evil people Come to me again, and I will continue to make money.

It’s like treating a disease without giving you a quick treatment. If you have a headache to treat your head, and a toothache to treat your teeth, you may come and go frequently, but a real doctor will find out your hidden diseases. One step is in place, and there will be no pain in the future. Yes, this is the right way.

Although I, Xue Baosi, think that my character is mediocre, it can be said that I am not very good, but since I have followed the path of yin and yang, I will uphold the word of morality.

But I think it’s enough to let myself know this in my heart. I’m sorry to tell Xiaoliu something. The matter of Sun Hongsheng is still a stain on my start. I probably need to do a lot of things to slowly prove myself. up.

Xiao Liu has said a lot, to be honest, sometimes I see him as being insincere, but Xiao Liu actually understands my heart, although most of the time I am angry with him, but if I don’t see him for a long time, I really feel less Something happened, probably because the ears had already gotten used to the contamination by him.

Pangpang's father knew it well after Xiaoliu had finished speaking. He patted me on the shoulder without saying anything, and his eyes were full of emotion, "Baosi, this girl is amazing. She is not greedy for merit. It's rare. rare……"

I tugged at the corner of my mouth and didn’t say a word. Probably many people think that Mr. or an onmyoji should do a lot of hard work wherever he goes so that people can see his skills. In fact, I don’t think that’s the case, as long as things can be done beautifully , To truly relieve people's worries and balance Yin and Yang is the way of Onmyoji.

As for 'gong', why rush for a while, when it's time for you to perform, you just don't want to do it.

Along the way, Pang Pang’s father praised me, and kept saying that Pang Pang had a friend like me, which was a blessing to their family. It's not good!
"Baosi, don't leave if you don't murmur, stay and help uncle with business, uncle's chicken house has to be expanded, and you will be uncle's assistant manager..."

"dad."

Uncle Pang interrupted him after he finished speaking, "I don't even like to go to your chicken house, it's just smelly, and besides, Baosi is going to be a university student. What kind of job will she do for you? If she stays What should I do if I get off?"

Pang's father was not happy, "Fatty, didn't dad say you, what are you talking about outside? Mom and I just hope you get a college leather bag to look good when you come back. Now that your wishes have come true, come back and help me." Let's get busy with the family, just in time, let Baosi come over again, our family will have better and better days!"

Pang Pang sullenly said, "If I don't come back, I won't be bored to death if I stay here every day!"

I saw that the father and daughter were going to knock, so I quickly pulled Papa Pang and talked a lot of useless things to change the subject, and asked them where the tree was moved, and where they planned to build a chicken house in the future .

Talking about it, he told his father that he was excited, and pointed his hand in one direction desperately, "Bao Si, don't look at our land boundary, it's not close to the sea, but go in there It’s big. The sea is just a semicircle in our area. It’s far away from our place. It’s close to Shanghai, and there’s a mountain behind it. The rich people buy land there. .

Oh my God, that villa is so beautiful, the air and scenery are good, I plan to buy a piece of land there in the future, and build a factory dedicated to raising sea ducks, that thing can make money all the time! "

I didn't know much about these things, so I kept nodding and listening when I saw that he was talking, until I entered Pang Pang's house, and his father quickly adjusted his state and began to tell Pang Pang's mother how I handled it for my second aunt.

When the time came, I still didn’t forget to turn around and tell me, “Bao Si, uncle, I’ll chat with you when I have time, and then you can show my uncle how the land is like, it’s Feng Shui or something, this thing is really particular about it!”

I responded with a smile, and Pang Pang pulled me aside again, and watched me open my mouth in a low voice, "Bao Si, don't listen to my dad, he thinks about it, and anyone can afford it. , Thinking about it, I feel unreliable."

I didn't pick up the quarrel, I just listened to Pang's father keep telling Pang's mother about me. Pang's mother already knew what was going on during the meal. It's clear, so I didn't do anything else for this meal, I just listened to these two couples praise me, I didn't know that this matter had been dealt with neatly.

I didn't go out in the afternoon. Pang Pang's mother said that she really wanted to see her second aunt, but she hesitated a few times and still didn't go, saying that she was afraid, "Baosi, I can't hear these things. After hearing what my second sister said I’m afraid of those with noses and eyes.”

I nodded to express my understanding, and Pang Pang asked in a low voice beside me, "Baosi, I just don't understand, how did you persuade my second aunt, who is so timid, to agree to cooperate."

"Angry."

"angry?"

I looked at Pang Pang's raised eyebrows and chuckled, "Yes, being angry is also called raising one's breath. Some people have very little courage. For example, some girls dare not walk at night. The piles are all right, I just want to make your second aunt angry, if you are full of anger, you will be invulnerable to all poisons."

Pang Pang didn't understand, "Why is my second aunt so angry, she has no temper."

Looking at her, I responded softly, "I have no temper because I didn't get poked at her sore spot. People have a certain amount of patience. No matter how honest a person is, they all have a point where they can explode, that is to say The thing to be guarded, that point, if it touches it, it will be a death spot, and it will not work if you don't want to explode."

Pang Pang still didn't understand, "Then what is my second aunt?"

"It's your brother, I understand."

Xiao Liu was next to him helplessly, "I didn't hear what my fourth sister said to your second aunt to harm the children, but to use your second aunt's child to stimulate her fighting spirit."

Only then did Pang Pang open his mouth wide, "Baosi, how did you know that you would use my brother to convince my second aunt! I never thought of it!"

I smiled and looked at her, "You will know if you put your heart into it. At your second aunt's age, who doesn't think about children, how obvious is this kind of thing."

"Mom."

Pang Pang hugged my shoulders hard, "Bao Si, I really admire you more and more, no, it's rare."

Xiao Liu curled her lips, "You don't know my fourth sister's ways, so the tricks you give are not good enough."

I squinted at him, "Stay here, you are everywhere!"

Xiao Liu smiled heartlessly, "You're not lonely without me, and you're not happy to be praised for being smart."

I snorted, but I didn't feel that I was smart at all. If I was smart, how could I not even be able to guess a person's heart? !

As night fell, Pang Pang’s father asked me if I wanted to visit my second uncle’s house. I asked him to call to see if everything was ready, and he nodded and said, “I’ve bought all the burnt paper, and the door is open. .”

I nodded and said that it was fine, just wait at home, got up and stepped on the next seat in the living room, and then lit three incense sticks in the room where I could find my second uncle's house, and put them in the bowl. Papa Pangpang asked me What is this for? I said watch the fire, and watch the incense, so you can know how the second aunt's housework is going.

Her father couldn't believe it, he pointed at the incense and looked at me, "Bao Si, just look at the incense?"

I nodded grinningly, "Just look at Xiang, do you remember the talisman I tapped when I left at my second aunt's house? , I have counted in my heart."

"Hey, it's so amazing."

Papa Pang watched the incense for a long time, but I urged him to watch TV before he came to any conclusion. How slowly the time passed without distraction.

I have been sitting on the sofa as if nothing happened, and every other ten or eight minutes I look back at the incense bowl on the tiled floor. When it burns to the end, I will continue to refill it. The cigarette is curling up and the sandalwood is overflowing. In fact, The soothing effect of good sandalwood is also very good.

On the other hand, my calmness reflects the abnormal anxiety of Pang Pang's parents. Regardless of the fact that Xiang Duo's peace of mind is useless to them, I don't think I can comfort them. This situation is just like yours. The people on the train said that if you run slower, it’s a matter of course, and it’s useless to say anything at this juncture.

In fact, I was quite touched by this scene. They are called relatives. At least, their hearts are tied together. If anyone in the family has something to worry about, everyone will worry about it together. The second uncle is also good, but it is definitely not so close, and I am still envious.

"Ah! Baosi, fragrant, fragrant!"

Papa Pang's voice drew my attention back. When I looked over, the incense head, which was still stable just now, suddenly burst into black smoke!
coming……

Glancing at the time, ten o'clock in the evening, the grandma arrived quite early.

"Bao Si, it's okay, why is the black smoke getting stronger and stronger!"

Papa Pang became nervous, I raised my hand to signal that he was fine, and kept staring at the cigarette. After about 3 minutes, the black smoke began to rise more and more. According to my account, the second aunt should be kneeling at the door and burning paper, apologizing, and going out. Send it.

The room started to feel a little choking, obviously there were only three sticks of fine incense, but it had the effect of burning firewood. I covered my mouth and nose slightly, squinted my eyes and stared at the black smoke. After a while, the black smoke began to shake, He actually drew a wave shape in mid-air, and Pang Pang's parents were surprised, "How can I move by myself? What does this mean!"

"Grandma's mind has fluctuated."

I responded lightly, indicating that the second aunt followed my steps very carefully. As soon as the voice fell, the black smoke began to fade gradually, and turned into pale white little by little. , After taking the money, I promised to leave.

Just as I was counting, the white smoke, which was about to disperse, rose into the sky again, and went straight to the ceiling. I got up, and I just said that you are funny and you are about to rebel! !

Pang Pang’s father was terrified, he didn’t know what was going on in his heart, his eyes kept staring at me, hoping that I could give them an answer, but I didn’t want to say anything, just staring at Baiyan, seeing The three pillars of white smoke turned black again, so thick that I wished I could blur the ceiling of Pang Pang's house, and my brows were unconsciously frowned. In 3 minutes, if the situation is not good, I have to take action here!

'Clap' 'Clap' 'Clap'!
As soon as the idea came out, the three incense sticks snapped one after another, and the black smoke disappeared instantly. Except for the sandalwood scent that could still be smelled in the breath, everything seemed to have never happened.

Pretty.

"This this……"

I smiled at the corner of my mouth, "It seems that Second Aunt's temper is also quite explosive."

Papa Pang was puzzled, "Baosi, what's going on."

Feeling relieved, I looked at Pang Pang's father and smiled, "You can rest now, Second Aunt is fine."

"what?"

They stood there and looked at me in disbelief, "Are you okay? But the incense is broken."

I nodded, "This incense is used to see grandma. She left and was broken at the waist, which means that she was driven away by the second aunt. She will never come back to trouble the second aunt again."

Papa Pang stared at me blankly for a long time, then went to the mobile phone when he turned back, and put it to his ear after dialing the number, but he didn't answer the first call. I think the second aunt still needs to deal with the aftermath. According to my explanation, there is still the last step What to do, until he repeatedly called several times, the second uncle answered the phone, Pang's father pressed the speakerphone, and asked in a low voice, "Are you all right?"

The second uncle over there was out of breath, "It should, it should be fine, it scared me to death."

"What's wrong, my godmother scared you."

"No, it's your second sister. She took that kitchen knife and swung it around in the yard for a while. This tossed the neighbors out. She was quite happy. She said that the aunt was beaten away by her, mom Ah, is Mr. Xue there? I have to ask her, my daughter-in-law can’t be like this in the future, she just yelled and scolded, I’ve never seen her get so angry in my whole life with her.”

I motioned to Papa Pang to give me the phone, took it and said it was fine, it would be fine after a night, so he could rest assured.

Some people have a bad temper, and the people around them are used to getting angry twice a day, but like the second aunt, who has never lost her temper in her life, the people around her must be nervous when she suddenly gets angry, but this is normal, I just want to make her angry , It has the effect of killing one to warn others.

(End of this chapter)