Chapter 150

"Don't make trouble... concentrate on doing the task..." Xia Yu laughed.

"It's so boring, let me tell you a joke..." He Xiaoyi laughed.

Xia Yu smiled and remained silent.

"Do you want to hear it? This is a true story that happened to me. The protagonist is Liu Xu..."

"Let's hear it..." Xia Yu said with interest.

"Well...Xu Xu told me one day that she had a dream at night, well, that kind of dream that is not suitable for children..." He Xiaoyi laughed.

"Don't talk about this kind of privacy..." Xia Yu was ashamed. He knew that He Xiaoyi was like this, and she couldn't talk about anything when she lost her mind. Think about how many times she promised herself to keep it secret before, but ended up telling her about her scandal when she went back. I told everyone...

"No, I have to say it, it makes me laugh when I think about it..." He Xiaoyi continued to laugh.

"Well, you say..."

"At that time, Sihan and I heard Xuxu talking in our sleep in the lower bunk, and kept muttering about Wu Yanzu... Wu Yanzu... so handsome... and so on. But Sihan couldn't take it anymore, so he secretly pinched Xuxu's nose, you Guess what happened next?"

Xia Yu is speechless, where is the joke?Depressedly said: "Later, Liu Xu suffocated to death?"

"Fart! Then Xuxu woke up, with a dazed face, and shouted aggrievedly: Where is my Wu Yanzu? Where is my Wu Yanzu? Hahahaha, you didn't see her expression, it's so funny..."

After hearing He Xiaoyi's speech, Xia Yu was at a loss.

"Why are you staring blankly? Laughing..." He Xiaoyi glared at Xia Yu, "You don't laugh when I tell a joke?"

"Ha ha……"

……

The god of war Shitian sent a message to Xia Yu, saying that he had found a clue.

Immediately rushed over with He Xiaoyi, only to see God of War Shitian and the others standing at the entrance of a cave, poking around.

Xia Yu asked: "Is it in the cave?"

God of War Shitian nodded, "I'm not sure, but after searching all over here, this cave is the most mysterious. Do you want to go in and try?"

Xia Yu nodded.

The Return of the God of War walked in first, and after a while, the voice of the Return of the God of War came from the cave, "There are elite monsters here, come in quickly!"

Only then did everyone follow closely, Xia Yu and He Xiaoyi were no exception.

As soon as Xia Yu entered, the light in the cave became brighter.

Everyone praised the light effects of Xia Yu's equipment.

Xia Yu didn't take it seriously, and looked around. The cave was quite spacious and dry, as if it was inhabited.

A few humanoid elite monsters are wandering around. The game is like this. If you don't take the initiative to attack monsters, monsters will generally not attack you, except for some specific monsters.

Xia Yu looked at the monster's attributes.

Mental Warrior (Elite Monster)

Level: 55
Health: 250000
Attack: 669
Defense/Magic Resistance: 300
Skills: Slash, Cleave,

Monster introduction: Human beings controlled by witchcraft protect Princess Lena from harm...

Xia Yu was overjoyed, "The monster introduced that these elite monsters protect Princess Leina, it seems that this is the right place..."

"Anyone with long eyes can see it..." He Xiaoyi laughed.

"What are you waiting for, fight..." God of War Shitian rushed out, slashing at an elite monster with a sword, -1087!

He Xiaoyi also circled behind. Assassin is a profession that attacks from behind and has an extra attack bonus, commonly known as "backstab!"

There were God of War Shitian and Return of God of War attracting firepower, while the others enjoyed their time leisurely, standing still and outputting.

Xia Yu directly dumped the spirit of fire - the magical sea of ​​fire. -977... -977...

The magical sea of ​​flames with an additional burning effect also caused considerable damage to the elite monsters in front of him within five seconds.

In half an hour, the dozens of elite monsters in front of them were almost wiped out by Xia Yu and his team, and then.In the depths of the cave, there actually appeared a small hole that could accommodate one person.

"Do you want to go in from here?" Xia Yu pointed to the small hole and asked.

"Ah? Maybe, but..." God of War Shitian scratched his head, "Let us drill into a dog's hole?"

"A man can stretch and shrink... Hurry up, it's getting late, finish the task and go to bed..." Xia Yu urged.

"What you want to say is that you can bend and stretch, right? You can stretch and shrink, what a rascal..." He Xiaoyi was speechless.

Xia Yu: "..."

War God Shi Tian and War God Returned one after the other, pouted their buttocks and burrowed into the hole.

"Hurry up when you come back, I'm going to hit your ass with my head..."

"Khan, what you said made me feel so scared, don't stare at my ass... I knew I would have let you drill first..." Returning God of War said to God of War Shitian depressedly.

"You think I'm thinking, Gou Ri's game designer, why don't you just open a door? Huh, finally came here..." God of War Shi Tian drilled over, got up and clapped his hands, cursing.

"Okay, let's go too!" God of War Sanlu said to another archer from the God of War family, whose ID is "Legend of God of War".

Seeing that the two of them also got through quickly, He Xiaoyi shyly said to Xia Yu, "You get through first."

"Why?" Xia Yu asked in bewilderment.

"I'm wearing a leather skirt, it's not suitable to lie on the front..." He Xiaoyi glared at Xia Yu!
"Anyway, there's nothing to see... nothing to see..."

He Xiaoyi glared: "What did you say?"

"Ah...it's okay!"

"Climb in quickly!!!"

"God of War, those guys are stupid, and you are stupid too... What a fart!" Xia Yu rolled her eyes, and directly hit the top of the hole with a wave of spiritual spells. down.

Two more Lingshu waves were smashed over. The hole that was originally only thirty or forty centimeters wide became much larger now, with a diameter of about seventy or eighty centimeters.

Not in a hurry, Xia Yu, under the bewildered expressions of the God of War Shi Tian and the others, sent two waves of spiritual spells hitting him!
"Okay! Go straight there!" Xia Yu pulled He Xiaoyi up, bent down and led her over.

As soon as He Xiaoyi came over, he couldn't help smiling happily when he saw the expressions on the faces of the God of War Shitian and the other three players of the God of War family who had eaten SHI.

"Damn it, why didn't I think of making the hole bigger..."

"Oh my god, I actually followed the God of War back to this scumbag hole!!!"

"God knows this matter, you know it, I know it, there are six people present, and there must be no seventh person to know about it. Whoever dares to spread the word, I will be the first to do him!!!"

Seeing how funny they are, He Xiaoyi couldn't straighten up laughing!

"Ms. Xia Yu taught you a lesson today, use your stupid brains more when playing games, hahaha..." Xia Yu said in a snarl!

"Brothers, someone made sarcastic remarks, what should I do?" The God of War Shi Tianyin smiled cruelly!
"It's a special group!" The God of War wiped his neck and said!
"Kill him, rob his house... drive his car... occupy his wife... spend his money... beat his children..."

"Damn it!" Xia Yu was speechless immediately, "I have no house or car, and I have been single for 25 years! Nothing you said works on me..."

God of War Shitian pouted, "Oh! The old virgin..."

Return of the God of War: "I sympathize with you!"

God of War Sanlu: "I despise you!"

Legend of God of War: "I pity you!"

(End of this chapter)

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