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Chapter 421 Your Majesty, I Actually Adore You Very Much (4)
A paw stretched out, and was about to grab the peach, when suddenly there were footsteps outside the door, and a high-pitched voice: "Your Majesty, we're here!"

What!Jun Linyuan is here? !Su Jinping was so frightened that his three souls lost his seven souls, he jumped up quickly, looked left and right for a while, there was only one pool, and the imperial concubine chair covered with sable fur, he jumped up and ran towards the imperial concubine chair, and then all the maids Under their surprised gazes, he hid behind him, his eyes widened, he held his breath, and watched the movement at the door.But the heart is full of slander, is this Jun Linyuan out of his mind?What kind of bath do you take in the early morning?

With a "squeak", the door opened.All the maids knelt on the ground with anxiety, still thinking about Su Jinping's words at that time - the emperor was very dissatisfied with them for not cleaning the bathroom.Also, can anyone tell them why that woman hid when the emperor came?Could it be...

Just as he was thinking about it, Jun Linyuan had already stepped in, wearing a crescent-white robe, really carrying the noble air of Clivia.

"Slaves pay homage to the emperor!" All the maids shouted in unison, asking themselves, do you want to tell the emperor about that strange woman?

"Back off." A gentle and cold voice sounded.Now Su Jinping let alone the sound of breathing, even the sound of heartbeat would disappear, and his legs are a little weak. Looking at him like that, it doesn't seem like he knows that he is here, so let him not know. If you catch her, it's over!

"Yes!" When the emperor takes a bath, he doesn't need anyone to wait on him.

After everyone left, Su Jinping's head froze suddenly. Could it be that a female satyr is going to peep the handsome man taking a bath next?Thinking about shaking his head quickly, he lowered his head, listening to the sound of taking off his clothes, and then the sound of water, it seemed that the guy had already entered the pool.

Only then did Su Jinping feel relieved, as long as he hid himself tightly, there should be no problem.

Jun Linyuan washed his body in the water. In fact, there was nothing to wash, but he just felt dirty inexplicably. The hot spring had a reassuring power. He relaxed slowly, and suddenly, his feet stepped on A hard object!Frowning, he squatted down and fished out the thing...

One second, two seconds, three seconds later, the cinnabar between his brows suddenly turned bright red like blood, and the cold light in his eyes was like a knife quenched with poison, trying to cut people's flesh and blood!

Hearing that the pool suddenly became quiet, Su Jinping suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, raised his head quietly, looked outside, and saw the apple core in his hand, and suddenly felt dizzy, wishing to slam it Give yourself a few slaps!She was just trying to have fun for a while, she never thought that this guy would come to take a bath at this time!

Immediately afterwards, he quickly came out of the pool, and Su Jinping quickly closed his eyes to avoid seeing things he shouldn't have seen.Jun Linyuan grabbed the clothes on the side and put them on, then squatted down and vomited loudly: "Come on!" He shouted violently, even more shocking than Huangfu Huaihan's voice when he got angry!
Immediately afterwards, a group of servants came in, so Su Jinping realized very clearly that he was in trouble, and those court ladies knew that it was the apple she ate!

"Your Majesty! You..." Seeing him throwing up, his face turning pale, everyone was a little puzzled.

However, when a court lady saw the apple core on the ground, she suddenly realized that the apple core was still stained with water, could it be...

"Cut off all the people who cleaned Longze Palace today!" The emperor's anger hit Jiuxiao directly.

"Your Majesty, please forgive me, we didn't do this, it was..." He was about to point to Su Jinping's direction.

Su Jinping stood up quickly, and said, "Your Majesty, I know who the culprit is, it's all done by God!"

Hearing this familiar voice, Jun Linyuan turned his head and frowned, why is she here? !And she was here, why didn't he feel it at all?
"Your Majesty, I have heard people say that if someone steps on an apple core while bathing, it means that he has been favored by the gods, and the apple god will bless that person for a lifetime. God did a good job! And you should be happy, because you have been blessed by the apple god!" As the saying goes, nonsense is an art, although she knows she said it, and he must not believe it, but at least there is a glimmer of life, better than Waiting for someone to identify me, and then just dragging him out and beheading him, okay?

What?All the court ladies looked at her with exclamation marks and black lines full of hearts. Is this what God meant?Also Apple God? !That's obviously what she did after eating the apple, okay?
When Jun Linyuan heard this, and looked at the situation, he immediately guessed that this was another good thing done by this damned woman. A smile appeared on his lips, it was really bright and charming, and the cinnabar between his eyebrows was so red that it dripped blood , so that people dare not stare at him, turned to the group of palace people and said sharply: "Clean up this place and get out immediately!"

"Yes!" After a quick noise, the room immediately became spotless, and the servants hurried out.

At this moment, Jun Linyuan was only wearing one piece of clothing, with a ribbon around his waist, which was very similar to a modern bathrobe. The slightly opened skirt revealed fair and transparent skin and slender legs, but Su Jinping did not appreciate the beauty at all. In the man's mind, the alarm bells were ringing in her heart, because she knew very well that if she was not careful, she might die here!

With a chilling smile on his face, the emperor walked up to her in a few strides, his eyes were also extremely fierce, and a trembling smile appeared on his lips: "Su Jinping, you are really courageous! very!"

"Ahem... so-so, so-so!" He said very humbly, leaving two tears in his heart. What a pity that he happened to step on that little apple in such a big pool nuclear?In fact, she felt that what she said at that time was right, this matter was indeed done by God, because God was always against her, that's why things happened!
so so?Jun Linyuan stretched out his hand, a gust of air surged at his fingertips, and it seemed that he wanted to make a move. Su Jinping quickly grabbed his hand: "Your Majesty, do you feel uncomfortable in your hands? This servant will rub it for you!"

The corners of his mouth twitched, the center of his eyebrows twitched, and a familiar feeling of nausea returned. His long and narrow Danfeng eyes narrowed, looking at the flattering face in front of him, he pulled his hand back in disgust, but strangely, just now The anger in his heart and the urge to deal with that woman quickly dissipated a lot in an instant!

Seeing that he withdrew his hand, Su Jinping quickly said again: "Your Majesty, you have come all the way to Xiao'er's side, are you tired? Come, come, sit down quickly! This servant will fan you!" As he spoke, he couldn't help but push him on the chair, holding the fan next to him, fanning with a dog's face, but his heart was crying endlessly, let me go, let me go!Please!
(End of this chapter)