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Chapter 423 My greatest strength is humility (1)
After finishing speaking, I wiped a cold sweat in my heart, a shit basin?He was desperate to talk nonsense, but there was indeed a piece of paper in that place with the words "shit pot" written on it!

Grinding his teeth calmly, the dark light in his eyes became colder and colder!Sure enough, it was another good thing done by this damned woman. Although if she really went to clean the imperial barrel obediently, maybe he would kill her in disappointment, but after hearing that she was doing such a good thing, he wanted to kill her The impulse has not diminished at all, but has become more and more intense.

There was a sneer on his lips, really enchanting, and then he walked all the way to the imperial garden.When he arrived in the garden, from a distance, he saw the woman sitting very leisurely, and his imperial barrel was being washed happily by Concubine Meng at the moment.The imperial doctor was bandaging Concubine Die's wound, while Concubine Die was yelling at Concubine Yun, and Concubine Yun didn't know if it was because she was afraid, so she stood aside and dared not say anything.

When his figure appeared here, everyone knelt down on the ground: "The concubine (veteran, servant, slave) has seen the emperor!" Su Jinping naturally followed and knelt obediently.

As soon as everyone said their greetings, Jun Linyuan didn't hear any reply, and the atmosphere suddenly cooled down.Concubine Meng quietly raised her head and glanced at Jun Linyuan, with deep affection in her eyes, and a little air of asking for credit.

The poisoned eyes swept over Su Jinping, and then the gentle and cold voice sounded: "Who can tell me, what's going on?" Especially when I saw Su Jinping sitting on the edge of the bench , saw a piece of pure white rice paper, when the three big characters on the paper - Shipanzi, and a royal barrel-shaped thing was drawn on it, the color of the bottom of the eyes became darker.

Concubine Meng said: "Your Majesty, it was this servant girl who said that as long as I cleaned the imperial barrel for you, you would be willing to pay me with all my heart, that's why I..."

The plot of the story is like this, Su Jinping came out of Longze Palace, found a random servant, humbly asked how to write the three characters Shipanzi, and then released the news, saying that today the Imperial Garden will burst out about the emperor. incident, and then she moved a bench to sit here as Mr. Jiang, waiting for the group of volunteers to take the bait!Sure enough, it didn't take long before these three silly fish were attracted, and then she took a branch, pointed to the shit pot on the painting and said, "My ladies, do you know what this is? It's a shit pot, But this is not an ordinary shit bowl, it is the emperor’s convenient imperial barrel! Yesterday when I passed by the emperor’s imperial study, I heard the emperor sigh that he has not stood up for a queen because there is no woman in the harem who is truly loving Him. If there is a woman among the concubines in the harem who is willing to clean the imperial barrel for him, he will definitely be a couple for the rest of his life, and this situation will not change!"

Waiting for their reaction after speaking, Concubine Die and Concubine Yun were a little hesitant, firstly because they were worried that the statement was false, but also considering who would have the guts to play tricks on the three concubines in the name of the emperor?So it felt credible again.Second, even if this is true, they are concubines after all, how could they do such a disgusting thing?But in the end, it was Concubine Meng who gritted her teeth and rushed forward. No matter it was true or not, as long as there was a glimmer of hope that the emperor would love her, she would not give up. The doubts in the hearts of the people were gone, and they rushed up together, went to the imperial latrine and snatched the imperial bucket, and then beat him to the death. Later, Concubine Yun accidentally injured Concubine Die. The father of Concubine Die was a mighty General, very grumpy, Concubine Yun's background is far inferior to hers, worried that something will happen if she is hurt, so... "cheap" Concubine Meng.

Jun Linyuan frowned in disgust, looked at Concubine Meng as if looking at something extremely disgusting, coldly glanced at the imperial barrel beside it, and it was cleaned completely, leaving no problem at all.His eyes swept over Su Jinping again, he sneered, and said, "Su Jinping, can you tell me when I said such a thing? You'd better find out, bullying the emperor and falsely preaching imperial edicts are capital crimes!"

What? !As soon as these words came out, the three concubines were stunned!The broken string in their minds caught it in an instant, they seemed to have overlooked a problem, the emperor has such a serious cleanliness habit, how could he like the woman he will love in the future, who has touched the imperial bucket?In other words, the three of them fought here for a long time, especially Concubine Meng also brushed the imperial bucket, which was simply being played by someone!The three women turned their heads at the same time and stared fiercely at Su Jinping. The message in their eyes seemed that killing her thousands of times would not relieve their hatred!
Of course Su Jinping knew that this incident would arouse the wrath of the concubines in the end, and there might still be some troubles, but let her endure the disgusting feeling to give Jun Linyuan a shit basin, and choose among the concubines who offended Jun Linyuan, she decisively chose the queen Besides, she has offended Jun Linyuan, a vicious femme fatale, so are she afraid of offending his brainless concubines?Those who can be fooled are definitely the best among idiots!When she's done using it, fool around again, hehe...

With these considerations, she had her bold actions.Listening to Jun Linyuan's question, a certain woman raised her head and said seriously: "My Majesty, when did you say such a thing... Maybe it was in a dream! When the servant girl said it to the empresses, , I missed it, I forgot to tell them that the servants heard it in a dream, so the servants did not falsely preach the imperial decree, and what the servants said now is true, the servants really had such a dream, please the emperor to see clearly!"

As soon as these words fell, everyone was stunned!It was clearly a dead end, but she resolved it like this, dreaming?She really dared to imagine what she heard in her dream!
Su Jinping smiled triumphantly from the bottom of his heart, do you know if my old lady had such a dream?
Jun Linyuan also seemed to be choked by her. Indeed, he has monstrous abilities, but he can't produce evidence that this woman never had such a strange dream!However, such a good opportunity, should she just let her go?Suddenly, from the corner of his eyes, he saw the eyes of his concubines who wanted to tear Su Jinping apart, and he became indifferent for an instant. It seemed that it was not bad to make this woman a target of public criticism in the palace!She tilted her head to look at Concubine Meng with disgust, and said, "Since Concubine Meng likes to clean the imperial bucket so much, you don't have to be a concubine anymore, just clean my imperial bucket properly from now on!"

"Boom!" With a sound, the sky thunder fell!Concubine Meng sat paralyzed on the ground, even if she thought about it, she couldn't have imagined that she won the battle for the imperial barrel but lost the concubine position!Three steps and two steps in parallel, he climbed towards Jun Linyuan: "Your Majesty, you should spare the concubine this time, the concubine was also deceived, the concubine..."

Seeing her getting closer and closer to him, Jun Linyuan felt a nausea in his stomach, and said in a gentle and cold voice: "Hold her!"

The servants hurried forward to drag Concubine Meng back, Su Jinping's eyes lit up, with Concubine Meng cleaning the shit basin, wouldn't he not have to clean it?So he hurriedly added insult to injury: "Empress Meng, with your fierce opposition, is it because you are unwilling to clean the imperial barrel for the emperor? So the emperor only has such a small amount of weight in your heart?"

(End of this chapter)