Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 47 A woman with thick skin (1)
A certain woman gritted her teeth fiercely, and whispered to the window: "Let's go!" Guessing that he should have heard it, she quickly rushed back to Jingren Palace!Huangfu who killed a thousand knives is pregnant with cold, my old lady will never stop with you!

Baili Jinghong heard her walking away, closed the door, and went back to the bedroom.A fragrance that only belonged to women floated into the nostrils, and the bed was also full of that person's breath. Inexplicably, he didn't feel disgusted. He stood by the bed for a moment, and then lay down.

A good night's sleep.

"My lord, I found it, I found it!" A small guard quickly came to report.

"Where is it?" The chief guard was already very angry!After searching for such a long time, it is impossible to say that I am not annoyed.

"It's in Jingren Palace, it's said that I went out to Gong at that time!" The little guard wiped the sweat from his forehead and replied quickly.

"Hmph!" With a cold snort, he led the servants over.

Su Jinping also pretended to be in a state of half-dream and half-awake, holding the big broom with a sad face, and waiting for them at the door. Seeing Su Jinping's sad expression, the chief guard felt a lot of sympathy in his heart , Alas, also, shouldn't you be sleeping in the middle of the night?But being summoned by the emperor to sweep the floor, it's not easy for this little maid!This is the fate of offending the emperor!

Thinking about it, he couldn't bear to criticize her any more, so he took her to the imperial study.

With a stinking face, Su Jinping followed behind the head of the guard with gritted teeth, expressing condolences to Huangfu Huaihan's eighteenth generation ancestors over and over again in his heart!She seriously doubted whether she had abandoned that dog emperor in her previous life, saying that he always tortured her in this life!
By the way, maybe she is really Li Jia, the loveless man in history, and Huangfu Huaihan is the Du Shiniang who jumped into the lake with hatred!That's why I clashed with him!Thinking of it this way, I felt a lot of inexplicable joy in my heart. It seemed that she still had the spirit of Ah Q!

From a distance, I saw the brightly lit imperial study room, and the anger in a certain woman's heart became even stronger!I can't wait to rush in and beat up that dog emperor!Thinking that he would not wait to be summoned, he rushed in with a broom and a big thorn!
"Stop!" The servants hurried forward to stop her, but she cleverly dodged it, and finally appeared safely in the hall!

As soon as he entered the hall, he yelled violently: "Your Majesty, why do you want your servants to come out to sweep the floor in the middle of the night?"

The person who was reading the memorial with his head down, the corners of his cold lips curled up slightly, a smile flashed in his dark purple eyes, he raised his head and looked at her frowning appearance, and said viciously: "When will I want you to sweep the floor?" , do you still need your consent?"

He finally understood where his uncomfortable feeling came from. Maybe it was because he couldn't see that this woman was proud of her career. Wouldn't it be too cheap for her to do something good with Baili Jinghong!So he just wanted to disturb their good business!Thinking about it, I still nodded in my heart, um, it should be this reason!

"Your Majesty, when the servants are cleaning in Jingren Palace, there are people who change shifts. The servants sweep during the day and others sweep at night, but why do the servants sweep during the day and night?" He gritted his teeth viciously, damn it, for the Mao family Time travels are all princesses, empresses, and princesses, but she is unlucky enough to dress up as a court lady who offended the emperor and was demoted, sweeping the floor in the middle of the night!It's not fair!

"Did you sweep the floor during the day yesterday?" asked coldly.

This question made Su Jinping choke!Yes, yesterday morning was swept by Huangfu Yi, and in the afternoon it was Huang Guifei who came to find fault. It seems that she really didn't work yesterday!So that arrogant arrogance instantly weakened, but: "Your Majesty, you don't pay attention to so many people in this palace, why do you only pay attention to this servant!" Trouble!
"Shouldn't it be an honor for me to pay attention to you?" Bing Bing said coldly, a stern smile streaked across her dark purple eyes, damn woman, do you think you are the only one who can use the word "honour"?
"Your majesty, this is your mistake. As the emperor of a country, you should naturally have the world in your heart. How can you put your eyes on a small court lady, that is, me? How much energy will you waste and how many important events will you miss? Ah! You are like this, how can you be worthy of the people of the world, and how can you be worthy of the expectations of the late emperor for you!" Su Jinping also played the role of a teacher, teaching the emperor earnestly and earnestly.

Hearing what she said, a certain emperor coughed violently while covering his lips, and the veins on his forehead slowly popped up. It was clear that she was lazy and didn't work yesterday, but instead became his Huangfu Huaihan. I'm sorry for the world, sorry for the first emperor. up?What else can't this woman talk about? !
"Su Jinping, you..." There was obvious anger in his tone.

"Forget it, Your Majesty, in fact, this is not a big deal. You don't have to be too inferior. You just need to reform yourself in the future. This servant will take care of you instead of the former emperor!" Heartfelt color.

As soon as these words came out, Huangfu Huaihan's face instantly flushed with anger, inferiority? !She still wants to look at him instead of the father? !She was about to explode with anger, but she saw the woman walking out with a broom on her shoulders: "Your Majesty, this servant will leave!"

He choked so hard that he couldn't get up, and he almost didn't spit out a mouthful of blood abruptly! "Su Jinping, stop for me!"

A loud shout sounded.

A certain woman who turned her back to him, her lips curled up slightly, and her face was full of tricky smiles!He knew that he had taken advantage of what he said, and he would not let it go, but this was her purpose, just kidding!Let her go to sweep the floor alone, and he will go back to sleep with peace of mind after finishing his work later?dream!If you don't let her sleep, then no one will sleep well!
Thinking about it, she turned her head and looked at him shyly: "Your Majesty, why do you call someone by his name so affectionately? Do you want to thank him? Oh, no, no! These are what slaves should do! You Just order the historian to write the name of the servant girl in the annals, and say that there was a time when the emperor was in trouble and set his sights on a little court lady for many days. Thanks to Su Jinping, who was not afraid of life and death, risked his life to remonstrate, and finally woke up. Your Majesty! From now on, His Majesty will work hard to govern, love the country and the people, and finally become a generation of Mingjun!"

A certain female editor is very clever!

The deputy historian who recorded the life of the emperor in detail, the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably, and there was also a black line on his forehead. This woman seems to be very suitable to be a historian!

A certain emperor's cold face was colorful and colorful with anger!Staring fiercely at the shameless woman for a while, he squeezed out a sentence: "Su Jinping, it's a pity that you don't compile unofficial history!"

I thought that after saying this, there would be a little shame on the woman's face, which one, she waved her hand in a contrived manner: "Short oil, the emperor praised it, in fact, she is not only good at compiling unofficial history, but also very good at compiling unofficial history." Very good at compiling official history! Do you want to be a slave and become a historian?" Hmph, if she was not allowed to sleep, she would just drag him along and talk nonsense!
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