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Chapter 60 Reporting to the Emperor, the slaves are getting old (5)
A certain girl laughed more and more obscenely, but the little palace lady was so frightened that she didn't dare to speak, but when she heard the last sentence, she couldn't help but burst out laughing. She imitated the sound of "Come on, take me Paper here!" It was so similar to the emperor's usual voice!
The guards guarding the entrance of the imperial study room looked at their noses and their hearts, hypnotized themselves in their hearts, they didn't hear anything, they didn't hear anything!But why do you want to laugh so much!As long as they imagined that the stern emperor would do such a thing, they would feel that their faces were twitching severely, and it hurt so much not to laugh!

"Is there?" A certain woman looked expectant, that, if she really found out, can she exchange some hush money?
But under the happy expression of a certain girl, the little maid shook her head frankly: "No!"

As a result, a certain girl's delicate face instantly became the bottom of the pot!Damn, what a waste of time!

They talked and talked for a few hours, Huangfu Huaihan came back with a group of servants from afar, the little maid turned pale with fright when she saw it, she slid to the ground, and was about to kneel on the ground and wait The emperor came to apologize, and Su Jinping also jumped down and pulled her up: "Idiot, he didn't see us being lazy, why kneeling, don't be too honest!"

So the little palace maid was sweating in big beads, and the skirt of her back was soaked in cold sweat, and followed Su Jinping to pretend to sweep the floor.

The guards at the gate looked at them with no surprise, but the court lady who was beaten up by Su Jinping that day looked at them sternly with puffed cheeks.

When Huangfu Huaihan brought Shangguan Jinrui and a group of palace people approached, he could see the gorgeous and elegant stairs in front of the majestic palace. The door was cleaned by that woman and a palace maid. I knew her from yesterday. It's all right, and I guessed the good things she did, so the heart that hated her already deepened a little bit more!
Looking at the maple leaves falling on the stairs again, his thick eyebrows were slightly frowned, and the cold air was floating on his cold face, and he said impatiently: "This is the floor you swept?" After being the emperor for so many years, I have never seen myself After the court, the door of the imperial study room can be so dirty!

As soon as this remark came out, the guard at the door immediately lowered his head, acting as if I didn't know anything.It was just like this, which made Huangfu Huaihan even more suspicious!
Shangguan Jinrui behind him smiled, raised his sword eyebrows, and his voice was still so gentle: "Your Majesty, don't get angry with the palace people early in the morning!"

Huangfu Huaihan looked at the guards with strange expressions at the door, the trembling little palace maid with her back to them, and Su Jinping's appearance of waving a broom apparently pretending to be calm, a huge question mark appeared Unlimited growth of his mind!Ignoring Shangguan Jinrui's words, he shouted angrily at the two women at the door: "Didn't you hear my question?"

"Plop!" Twice, Su Jinping and the little palace maid respectfully knelt at the door.

The little palace maid knelt down, trembling all the time, thinking if she honestly got rid of what they did just now!But thinking that he might die even worse if he was recruited, he trembled and didn't dare to speak.

A certain woman raised her head and quietly looked at the livid face of the Emperor Wupin, and raised her head in confusion: "Your Majesty, what did you ask just now?"

A certain emperor pointed angrily at the fallen leaves on the ground: "I'm asking you, is this the ground you cleaned all morning?"

"The servant is guilty and did not hear the emperor's question, but the servant also knows that this is because the emperor's voice is too low! In addition, the servant is old and her ears are not very good, so the emperor asked the emperor to open the door. After asking the second time, I believe that the emperor has a lot of people, so I shouldn't care about it with my servants!" Su Jinping was sincere and angry with him, and said a long list, but did not draw out the main topic.

So a certain emperor closed his eyes, took a few deep breaths, and asked the third time: "I'm asking you, why is this door so dirty?!"

"The emperor calms down." Shangguan Jinrui's gentle voice sounded, Mo Yu's eyes looked at the ghost girl kneeling on the ground with a little smile and worry, she hadn't seen her for more than ten years, but she became quite courageous, even the emperor Also dare to provoke.

After hearing Shangguan Jinrui's words, the anger in Huangfu Huaihan's heart subsided a little.He was also faintly annoyed, he had been the emperor for so many years, he had always been on the top of Mount Tai without changing his face, but he was repeatedly pissed off by this damn woman, this is a big taboo for you!Taboo!
Su Jinping raised his head as if it was a matter of course: "Your Majesty, don't you think today's style is extraordinary? We just cleaned it up, and when the wind blows, it will come back naturally!"

The little maid shook her body when she heard the words, and the sweat on her forehead "slapped" and fell to the ground. She didn't feel the slightest bit of wind to relieve her fear and agitation. Isn't this Su Jinping's nonsense?Today is clearly sunny, where is the wind!

Huangfu snorted coldly, walked up to the damned woman in a few strides, and said through gritted teeth, "It's windy today? Why didn't I know there was windy today?"

"Your Majesty takes care of all kinds of affairs, cares about the world, and worries about state affairs. How could he notice such trivial things as whether there is wind or not? Besides, it's normal that you can't feel the wind outside when you are in court!"

Grinding his teeth calmly, he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Even if, as you said, there was wind when I went to court, but it disappeared when I left the Golden Luan Hall, then I walked over from the Golden Luan Hall. It's time for a stick of incense, so you can't clean it up?"

"Your Majesty, this servant has just said that as this servant is getting older, not only her ears are not working well, but her movements are also becoming slower, and sometimes she even has hallucinations, seeing my dead grandfather coming to pick me up in a mist. Therefore, this servant That's why I swept the ground in a trance, not noticing the damn wind, and blowing this pile of nasty fallen leaves here. That's why I committed such a big crime! Please forgive me, the emperor!" The woman closed her eyes Eyes goof off.

The servants at the door were stunned and looked at her in disbelief. Isn't this too ridiculous?
Huangfu Huaihan gritted his teeth, looked at this supposedly elderly woman, and suddenly remembered something: "Su Jinping, if I remember correctly, the old man of the Prime Minister's Mansion is still alive, right? How did you see your dead grandfather?" The word "dead" is extremely hard to bite!
Damn woman, keep talking, you keep talking!

Uh, still alive, a certain girl had an idea, and continued to talk nonsense: "So the servant is old and often hallucinating! No, I actually saw my grandfather die!" The non-existent tears in the corner of the eyes continued, "So the emperor should be extra sympathetic to such an old man like a servant, and take good care of the servant, so that the servant can live happily through the last days of his life. In the end, the emperor even sent the servant Sent to sweep the floor, you are really inconsiderate of the servant who is sincerely devoted to you—that is me!"

(End of this chapter)