Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 782
"Is there any nonsense in this palace? Emperor Dongling asked these people, is this palace talking nonsense?" Nangong Jin said, pointing at the people around him.

The soldiers of Nanyue all looked like this was indeed the case, but the expressions of the soldiers of Dongling were very strange!Although what the Queen of Nanyue said was true, but after the facts were distorted by words, they became very strange, making them sound like it was a kind of slander to their emperor!But where the slander is, they can't tell!
Huangfu Huaihan was so angry that he almost didn't vomit blood. He discovered that this damn woman's nonsense ability is simply unparalleled in the world!The last time I said that I hugged her thigh to court, this time it turned into an exaggeration and distortion of words to make myself ashamed in history!He is really angry!The thigh hugging incident last time was only a momentary embarrassment. If this woman really recorded it in the history books today, he would lose his face for thousands of years!

Seeing the official historian holding back a smiley expression, and quickly moving the carving knife in his hand, he said loudly: "Siege the city! Today I will definitely tear this woman into pieces!"

Nangong Jin also said loudly: "Come here, after they come over, release the five thousand wild boars!"

"..." A group of crows flew by!
The soldiers of Dongling who had run halfway stopped in their tracks!Huangfu Huaihan's hand also took the reins!
Could it be that he was chased by the cow for a while, and then he was chased by the wild boar for a while? !Even if he is sure that when the wild boar comes out, he will wipe it out without running for his life, but he can also be [-]% sure that after he kills the wild boar, this damned woman will definitely let the historian record "Emperor Dongling bravely killed her!" The enemy, fought fiercely with the wild boars, and finally wiped out the wild boars!"However, suspicious eyes quickly turned to Nangong Jin. Does the wild boar really exist, or did the other party tell him to deceive him?It is indeed difficult to say!

And Nangong Jin, also under his suspicious eyes, said with a smile: "Emperor Dongling, you just said that today you must smash this palace into thousands of pieces, why don't you come? It's not because you were scared by wild boars." Aren’t you afraid? Let me tell you, changing orders from day to day is not the way to use troops, and as the saying goes, you don’t have to joke, so hurry up and attack!”

This tone was full of provocation, as if he was extremely looking forward to Huangfu Huaihan rushing forward!A certain emperor snorted coldly, believed her words, and said with a sneer, "Nangong Jin, do you think I'm a fool? Knowing how you want to arrange me, you still go to attack?"

Hearing this, Nangong Jin made a look of great surprise, and said: "Historist, remember! Empress Nanyue lied to Emperor Dongling that there were five thousand wild boars waiting to attack. Emperor Dongling was so frightened that he dared not Take another step forward. It's for the 'Wild Boar Scaring the Stupid Emperor Incident'!"

"Nangong Jin! You!" Huangfu was so cold that his head was dizzy!The whole person has shown a posture of being mad with anger, pointing at her and yelling with gnashed teeth!

Nangong Jin frowned, and said to Huangfu Huaihan in disapproval, "Emperor Dongling, how many times have I told you that it is impolite to point at others!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to the historian: "Go on! Empress Nanyue was worried that Emperor Dongling would be scared to death, so she kindly told that wild boars do not exist. Drinking angrily, it can be seen that his quality is not good!"

Hearing the words, the historian lowered his head and recorded for a while.In addition to being very interested in compiling history books, he also likes compiling biographies, so this information is very useful to him!
Nangong Jin continued: "I heard that you are also very interested in writing biographies of kings and princes?"

"The empress is too polite, how dare the officials take on the word 'Mr.'. But it is true that the officials are obsessed with biographies!" the historian replied.

Nangong Jin nodded with a smile, then gave Huangfu Huaihan a malicious look, and said again: "I am very clear about Emperor Dongling's life story and character, why don't I help Mr. How about compiling a biography for Emperor Dongling?"

As soon as these words came out, the expression on Huangfu Huaihan's face changed!What are you kidding?Let this woman compile a biography for herself, I'm afraid my image will be ruined to nothing!
Hearing this, the historian was overjoyed, and said happily, "Since the Empress is willing to help, I will be very grateful!"

"Nangong Jin, you can only think of these nasty ways to deal with me! If you have the guts, come down and fight me openly!" Huangfu Huaihan gritted his teeth and roared loudly!
Hearing this, Nangong Jin twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Emperor Dongling, did you accidentally catch a cold recently and burn your brains out? I'm a woman, where did you come from?"

Huangfu Huaihan immediately concluded his words!
And Nangong Jin continued to speak to the official historian beside him: "Have you seen that Emperor Dongling is not only of good quality, but also has a low IQ, often confused, and when it is serious, men and women are not distinguished. You must write this down !"

Afterwards, Huangfu Huaihan resisted the urge to vomit blood, looked at the official historian and nodded in agreement, which almost didn't make him faint!

As for Shangguan Jinrui, his current feelings towards Huangfu Huaihan cannot be fully described by the words "sympathy"!He just wanted to rush up and hold the other person's hand to comfort him, make him think about it, don't try to commit suicide or something!Although he himself hates Huangfu Huaihan very much!
The soldiers of Nanyue couldn't stop snickering, while the soldiers of Dongling were vomiting blood while carefully observing the emperor's face, worried that the emperor would really be so angry!

And at this moment, Yu Chicheng hurriedly ran to Nangong Jin and whispered: "Empress, the general has received the news. Beiming's army has already begun to attack Dongling, and because the defense of the attacking area is weak, It has been breached! Beiming also has the intention of taking back the two continents he once had!"

The last time Nanyue attacked Beiming, the other two countries also joined in the fun. Dongling and Xiwu each occupied the two continents of Beiming.I'm afraid Beiming's purpose this time is not just "surround Wei and save Zhao" as the empress said!

This is naturally good news for Nangong Jin!She was originally worried that Beiming would be too aggressive to send troops, but she never thought that she would be so ambitious that she helped Nanyue, and even lit a fire on the land of Dongling!But the strange thing is such a big news, why didn't Huangfu Huaihan receive it?He was still jumping outside Linzi City!

Just at the strange moment of Nangong Jin, a small soldier rushed over, yelled that something was wrong, and then ran to Huangfu Huaihan's side and said something, the expressions of those people in Dongling changed drastically!From the looks of it, I reckon it's about Beiming!
(End of this chapter)