Chapter 196

Guan Yu got the red rabbit horse, and Jiang Kun got the huge red rabbit.

"Master Jiang Kun, this rabbit is so cute." Xiao Ai said.

The red rabbit has fiery red fur all over its body. It is huge, more than two meters high, with a pair of long rabbit ears on top of its head, and a pair of big round eyes looking around.

"Chitu, how about you as my mount?" Jiang Kun asked the rabbit in front of him.

Chitu stared blankly at Jiang Kun, not understanding what he meant.

"Master Jiang Kun, it has grown so big, it may be a mutant variety, and it has not matured." Xiao Ai said.

"Mutated rabbit, isn't it also a rabbit?"

Jiang Kun brought a carrot, handed it to Chitu, and said to it: "I'll give you something to eat, and you will ride it, how about it?"

When Chitu saw the carrot, his eyes lit up immediately, and he opened his mouth wide to bite the carrot in Jiang Kun's hand, eating Jiang Kun's entire arm in one bite.

"Fuck!"

Jiang Kun pulled his arm out of Chitu's mouth, and his hand was full of rabbit's saliva.

After eating the carrot, Chitu stretched out his front legs, put them on Jiang Kun's shoulders, looked at Jiang Kun with hope, and wanted to eat the carrot.

Jiang Kun took another carrot and threw it to Chitu, and then rode on Chitu's back.

"The rabbit's fluff is not bad, Xiao Ai, you can try it too." Jiang Kun smiled.

Xiao Ai also rode on Chitu's back, touched Chitu's head, bursting with love, and shouted happily: "This rabbit is so cute."

At this time, Chitu finished eating the carrots, stood up suddenly, threw Jiang Kun and Xiao Ai down, and threw them into dust.

"Rabbit, don't stand up when I'm riding you." Jiang Kun said to Chitu.

But Chitu couldn't understand what he said at all, staring at Jiang Kun with a pair of big round eyes, and wanted carrots.

At this time, Guan Yu came over on a red rabbit horse and asked Jiang Kun, "The emperor wants to communicate with the rabbit?"

"Yes, I want it to be my mount." Jiang Kun said.

"The emperor must be the first person in history to ride a rabbit." Guan Yu said.

"No, no, no, the first person to ride a rabbit is Chang'e, I can only count as the second." Jiang Kun thought of Journey to the West again, Chang'e's violent big jade rabbit, Chang'e often rode it around to play.

"Oh?"

Guan Yu didn't quite understand what Jiang Kun meant. He jumped off the Chitu horse and looked at the Chitu in front of him, "I don't know what kind of elixir this rabbit has taken to grow so big."

Goo~ Goo~
The red rabbit's abdomen squirmed, and there was a gurgling sound from its throat.

"Your Majesty, Chitu said that he still wants carrots." Guan Yu said to Jiang Kun.

"Can you communicate with rabbits?"

Jiang Kun and Xiao Ai looked at Guan Yu in surprise.

"Before I joined the army, I was a well-known professional rabbit breeder in Shiliba Village. I once ate and slept with a thousand rabbits, and I learned how rabbits communicate with each other." Guan Yu said.

What the hell!

Jiang Kun and Xiao Ai were shocked that Guan Yu, a famous general in the Three Kingdoms, was a professional rabbit breeder before joining the army.

"Brother Guan Yu, I didn't expect you to be so awesome before joining the army, and eat and sleep with a thousand fucking rabbits, I admire you." Jiang Kun said.

"I still remember the time when I ate and slept with the rabbits. That was my lost youth." Guan Yu stroked his long beard and said with emotion, time is not forgiving, and 20 years have passed in a blink of an eye.

Seeing the rabbit in front of him, Guan Yu couldn't help recalling his memories of raising rabbits.At that time, there was no war in the world, and everything was so peaceful. He and his rabbits lived a stable life.

After the Yellow Turban Uprising, the troubled times began, Guan Yu let go of his rabbit, and formed an alliance with Liu Bei and Zhang Fei Taoyuan to fight against the Yellow Turban Army.

At this time, Guan Yu seemed to think of something, a light flashed in his eyes, and he said to Jiang Kun and Xiao Ai: "By the way, I still remember my favorite little white rabbit, it's called Xiao Hei..."

Because Jiang Kun is the emperor, Liu Bei should be honored as Liu Huangshu, so Guan Yu did not treat Jiang Kun as an outsider.He started to tell Jiang Kun and Xiao Ai about the happy time he had raising rabbits. He talked for an hour, and Jiang Kun and Xiao Ai were speechless.

"Okay, okay, Brother Guan Yu."

Jiang Kun interrupted Guan Yu, and asked him to continue, and he couldn't finish talking until tomorrow, "Just tell this big rabbit that I want it to be my mount, and the condition is to give him carrots every day."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Guan Yu looked at the rabbit in front of him, pinched his throat with his hands, puffed out his chest, his abdomen squirmed, and there was a gurgling sound in his throat.

"Cuckoo ~ cluck ~ cluck cluck ~" Guan Yu said.

"Goo~cuckoo~cuckoo~cuckoo~" Chitu said.

"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

……

Jiang Kun watched Guan Yu and Chitu talking to each other, and couldn't understand what they said at all.

Ten minutes later, Guan Yu and Chitu finished communicating.

"Your Majesty, I have already told it your wish. It said that it wants [-] carrots a day, and then I bargained with it. Its bottom line is [-] carrots." Guan Yu said.

"Damn it, are you still bargaining with it? This rabbit's IQ is beyond heaven." Jiang Kun said.

"Your Majesty, do you agree? Give it sixty carrots every day."

"Well, anyway, I'm a rich man, so I can still afford sixty carrots a day." Jiang Kun said.

"Cuckoo~"

Guan Yu began to communicate with Chitu again.

"By the way, let it pay attention, don't stand up when I ride it, or it will overturn."

Guan Yu made a gurgling sound in his throat, and communicated with Chitu for more than ten minutes.

"Hey, what are you talking about? Talking for so long?" Jiang Kun asked Guan Yu.

Guan Yu stopped and said with a smile: "I chatted with it about other things. Ask it how old it is, who is in the family, what gender it is, what its hobbies are, and why it has become so big."

"Are you checking the household registration?" Jiang Kun said to Guan Yu, "By the way, you just asked why it became so big, why?"

Jiang Kun was very curious about how a rabbit could grow to a height of more than two meters.

"It said that its family lived in Beishan, and when it was out looking for food, it strayed into a mysterious fairyland, where it ate an unknown fruit, and then it became what it is now." Guan Yu said.

"So amazing?" Jiang Kun said in surprise, "Take me to see it when you have time."

The plane of Romance of the Three Kingdoms has supernatural powers, such as: Taiping Tianshu, Mr. Shui Jing's prophecy, Zhuge Liang set up an altar to borrow the east wind, and the seven-star lamp at the origin of Wuzhang to renew his life...

The mysterious fairyland that Chitu mentioned must be the residence of immortals, so Jiang Kun wanted to visit it.They said they were going to have a look, but in fact they were just looking for treasures to see if there were any valuable treasures.

"I also want to visit the fairyland, but there are too many mundane tasks to escape." Guan Yu said regretfully.

"Brother Guan Yu, can you teach me how to talk to rabbits when you have time? I think your skill of being able to talk to rabbits is amazing." Jiang Kun said.

"If the emperor wants to learn, I can teach you anytime." Guan Yu said.

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  This book is not "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", please search "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" for the original book and read it yourself.

  
 
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