Chapter 203
The whole night, Xiao Yi's face was ashen.This was an embarrassment, and he gave the diaper to Xia Wei as a sanitary napkin.Every time he thinks about it, Xiao Yi feels his tongue dry and his mouth flushed.
After the rainy day cleared up, the whole river and sea were full of sunshine.In such a bleak winter, there is finally a little warmth.
Xiao Yi and Xia Wei went out early in the morning and agreed to go to a BMW 4S shop in the city.Originally, Xiao Yi expected to take a taxi there.However, Xia Wei insisted on taking the bus there, saying that she wanted to remember the time on the bus for the last time.
Xiao Yi curled his lips, and thought to himself: "A girl, don't be too obsessed with the bus. After all, everyone can get on the bus..."
Even though he said so, Xiao Yi still took a good look at the stop sign and accompanied Xia Wei on the 101 bus.
This is a winter day, and it stands to reason that people like to stay at home and bask in the sun.However, what Xiao Yi didn't expect was that the bus was overcrowded.At all, there is not even a place.Slowly a car full of people, looking around, there are only people crowding and stomping.Even the big fat man standing in front of the car, wearing thick sweat, squeezed out his cleavage.
Xia Wei tossed a few coins, and then accompanied Xiao Yi to squeeze a small place to stand down.
In the crowded compartment, even the air smelled of fermentation.After Xia Wei stood still, she firmly held Xiao Yi's arm, and said in a low voice: "When taking the bus, of course you have to squeeze, otherwise it won't taste like taking a bus."
Xiao Yi smiled bitterly, looked at Xia Wei in front of him, and said in a low voice: "Squeeze against the woman's chest, rub against the woman's buttocks, touch the woman's beautiful legs. This is Master has already told me the three key points of squeezing a bus. Presumably, this is what you said about squeezing a bus."
Xia Wei immediately blushed and snorted angrily.
Regarding Xiao Yi's rebuttals, although she looked annoyed and disdainful.However, on the bus, she still often sees such superb men, taking advantage of beautiful women when it is crowded.
"Don't you believe me? Look behind you if you don't believe me?" Xiao Yi's earlobe twitched slightly at this moment. He got into the car to check the situation in the car by using Jiulong Zhenqi.
It just so happened that at this moment a magic palm approached Xia Wei's buttocks.In this small space, she approached Xia Wei's buttocks little by little.It can be said that people are unknowingly carrying out shady and obscene activities.
However, to Xiao Yi, these activities were not hidden at all.After practicing to the seventh level of "Nine Dragons Manual", Xiao Yi can be said to have sharp eyes and ears, and he knows everything about his body like the palm of his hand.
"Hmph, who would believe you?" Xia Wei rolled her eyes at Xiao Yi, but seeing Xiao Yi's face gradually becoming serious, she still couldn't help turning her head away.
"Ah..." Xia Wei immediately saw the magic palm that was about to touch her buttocks, and couldn't help screaming.However, just after he uttered a word, Xiao Yi quickly covered Xia Wei's mouth.
Then, Xiao Yi smiled wickedly.Hugging Xia Wei's delicate body, she moved quickly in this small space.And, he grabbed the magic hand, pushed it forward and gave it away.
This time, the magic hand couldn't be held back immediately.The whole person staggered all of a sudden, and leaned forward quickly, and the magic hand grabbed the ass of a woman beside him.
Of course, this was intentionally framed by Xiao Yi, since someone wanted to plot something wrong, then Xiao Yi should play with him.
"Ahhhhhhh..." There was a loud scream in the carriage.
The voice can be described as extraordinarily heroic, like a woman who has been wheeled thousands of times and howled to the sky.Hearing the driver's heart tremble, his hands trembled.The car almost crashed into a Rolls Royce Phantom next to the car.
The screaming one was a woman in her thirties.In the winter, he was deliberately coquettish and wore a pair of black stockings.It's just that her pair of black stockings were put on her thick elephant leg.It seems that it is indeed a little awkward, and even a little nauseating.Moreover, this woman's buttocks are indeed very raised, but they are just a little too high.Where is the delicate buttocks, those are heavy buttocks.A fat piece of meat that looks like a meat shield.
Looking up from the legs and buttocks, this woman is covered in flesh.At this moment, as she screamed, the flesh all over her body was shaking.It is estimated that removing all the meat from the waist can lower the price of meat in Jianghai a little.The two mountain peaks on the chest have been completely covered by fat, and there is no bulge visible.
On the face, there is the kind of thick smoky makeup painted.It's very thick, and it looks out of place with her fat washbasin face.It's like a toilet with an elegant and delicate landscape painting.
After seeing this fat woman, Xiao Yi stepped back slightly, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in a low voice: "250 catties, definitely 250 catties."
This woman who weighs 250 catties is now turning her obese body madly in the bus.I don't know if it was stimulated and hurt by that magic hand, or because I felt excited because someone finally molested me after living for more than thirty years.
The owner of that magic hand was a fat man with a flat head in his twenties. , at this moment, under the watchful eyes of everyone, his face was flushed.He rubbed the magic hand that had just touched the fat woman against his body desperately.It seemed that the bad luck of thinking about this move was wiped away.
"You were killed by the gods. I waited for more than 250 years for you to show up. Why the hell did you go there earlier? Ahhh, God finally opened his eyes." This crazy [-]-jin woman , exclaimed excitedly.
Sure enough, the woman was so crazy because she was too excited, not because she was hurt.
In the carriage, everyone roared with laughter.That little fat man with flat hair, with inexplicable and innocent eyes on his face, wiped that magic hand on his clothes over and over again.Those five fingers were all rubbed red.The thumb joints are all worn out.However, he still didn't realize it, his face was blushing, and he kept rubbing his hand vigorously.
"Xiao Yi, this is a good thing you did." Xia Wei couldn't help snickering at this moment, and whispered in Xiao Yi's ear.
"Hey." Xiao Yi smiled jokingly, and said proudly: "If anyone wants to take advantage of my girlfriend, then I have to let him know. My wife's buttocks are the asses of a tigress and can't be touched. "
"You." Xia Wei said with a coquettish look, pretending to be angry.However, that little face was filled with deep happiness.
Just as everyone in the 101 car was smiling at the corners of their mouths and stretched their necks to watch the farce.In the crowd, suddenly another young man with a long face started to move secretly in the crowd without anyone noticing.
His good hands began to sneak into handbags or trouser pockets without anyone noticing.When they stretched out, they were either wallets or expensive mobile phones.
Suddenly, Xiao Yi frowned.He felt a movement in his trouser pocket, although the movement was very light, but Xiao Yi, who had sharp ears and eyes, could really feel it when he was flirting with Xia Wei.
The frown was getting tighter and tighter, twisting like a bumpy copper coin.
The Jiulong Zhenqi in his whole body was naturally mobilized.The whole person suddenly woke up.Relying on his senses and keen consciousness, he was capturing the slight changes in his pocket.
Xiao Yi did have something in his trouser pocket, including several checks.That's the income of Laobizhai in the past two weeks.Xiao Yi came to buy a car, but he was not shabby, he brought all of them with him.
Xiao Yi is a lazy person, he didn't deposit those checks in the bank.For him, keeping it close to him is a hundred times safer than the World Bank's safe.
At this moment, he felt that a hand had lightly taken the check from his pocket.His movements are light, and he looks like a Lianjiazi.
Xiao Yi did not take any action, allowing his check to be taken away by that hand.It's just that his Nine Dragons True Qi has been locked on his check all the way, following him firmly.
Xiao Yi didn't scare the snake with grass, and you have to hit seven inches when you hit a snake.
Smiling, Xiao Yi raised his head, and finally looked at the person who took his check.Long face, with a mole under the nose.On the mole, there is a small group of long black hairs.Also, his long legs make him look extraordinarily thin.
This is not the point, the point is that he has a pair of long hands.The hands are very long, and they seem to be a little out of harmony with his body.Moreover, the five fingers are also very, very long.
If this long hand is combined with long fingers, he can definitely become a first-class pianist.However, he is an excellent pickpocket.
Of course, in the eyes of young people who are all long.A pianist and a pickpocket, apart from the length of their hands and the length of their thumbs, have another important thing in common, that is, they both belong to the category of art.
That short-haired young man, his companion will be responsible for the incident of the demon attack.Although, because of Xiao Yi's appearance in the middle, there was a little surprise.However, it still managed to divert everyone's attention.
Therefore, he was light at this time and stole valuable things of many passengers in the car without anyone knowing it.
The process of stealing things, he thinks this is a kind of artistic process.
Now, he's done with the process.He looked calm and relaxed.It seems that he is extremely proud.
Immediately, his big hands reached towards Xia Wei's buttocks again.
He was going to repeat the old tricks, and like his companion, the flat-headed fat man, set up an attack by a pervert, and then was kicked out of the bus.Of course, he'd get off with all the valuable loot he had on him.
(End of this chapter)
The whole night, Xiao Yi's face was ashen.This was an embarrassment, and he gave the diaper to Xia Wei as a sanitary napkin.Every time he thinks about it, Xiao Yi feels his tongue dry and his mouth flushed.
After the rainy day cleared up, the whole river and sea were full of sunshine.In such a bleak winter, there is finally a little warmth.
Xiao Yi and Xia Wei went out early in the morning and agreed to go to a BMW 4S shop in the city.Originally, Xiao Yi expected to take a taxi there.However, Xia Wei insisted on taking the bus there, saying that she wanted to remember the time on the bus for the last time.
Xiao Yi curled his lips, and thought to himself: "A girl, don't be too obsessed with the bus. After all, everyone can get on the bus..."
Even though he said so, Xiao Yi still took a good look at the stop sign and accompanied Xia Wei on the 101 bus.
This is a winter day, and it stands to reason that people like to stay at home and bask in the sun.However, what Xiao Yi didn't expect was that the bus was overcrowded.At all, there is not even a place.Slowly a car full of people, looking around, there are only people crowding and stomping.Even the big fat man standing in front of the car, wearing thick sweat, squeezed out his cleavage.
Xia Wei tossed a few coins, and then accompanied Xiao Yi to squeeze a small place to stand down.
In the crowded compartment, even the air smelled of fermentation.After Xia Wei stood still, she firmly held Xiao Yi's arm, and said in a low voice: "When taking the bus, of course you have to squeeze, otherwise it won't taste like taking a bus."
Xiao Yi smiled bitterly, looked at Xia Wei in front of him, and said in a low voice: "Squeeze against the woman's chest, rub against the woman's buttocks, touch the woman's beautiful legs. This is Master has already told me the three key points of squeezing a bus. Presumably, this is what you said about squeezing a bus."
Xia Wei immediately blushed and snorted angrily.
Regarding Xiao Yi's rebuttals, although she looked annoyed and disdainful.However, on the bus, she still often sees such superb men, taking advantage of beautiful women when it is crowded.
"Don't you believe me? Look behind you if you don't believe me?" Xiao Yi's earlobe twitched slightly at this moment. He got into the car to check the situation in the car by using Jiulong Zhenqi.
It just so happened that at this moment a magic palm approached Xia Wei's buttocks.In this small space, she approached Xia Wei's buttocks little by little.It can be said that people are unknowingly carrying out shady and obscene activities.
However, to Xiao Yi, these activities were not hidden at all.After practicing to the seventh level of "Nine Dragons Manual", Xiao Yi can be said to have sharp eyes and ears, and he knows everything about his body like the palm of his hand.
"Hmph, who would believe you?" Xia Wei rolled her eyes at Xiao Yi, but seeing Xiao Yi's face gradually becoming serious, she still couldn't help turning her head away.
"Ah..." Xia Wei immediately saw the magic palm that was about to touch her buttocks, and couldn't help screaming.However, just after he uttered a word, Xiao Yi quickly covered Xia Wei's mouth.
Then, Xiao Yi smiled wickedly.Hugging Xia Wei's delicate body, she moved quickly in this small space.And, he grabbed the magic hand, pushed it forward and gave it away.
This time, the magic hand couldn't be held back immediately.The whole person staggered all of a sudden, and leaned forward quickly, and the magic hand grabbed the ass of a woman beside him.
Of course, this was intentionally framed by Xiao Yi, since someone wanted to plot something wrong, then Xiao Yi should play with him.
"Ahhhhhhh..." There was a loud scream in the carriage.
The voice can be described as extraordinarily heroic, like a woman who has been wheeled thousands of times and howled to the sky.Hearing the driver's heart tremble, his hands trembled.The car almost crashed into a Rolls Royce Phantom next to the car.
The screaming one was a woman in her thirties.In the winter, he was deliberately coquettish and wore a pair of black stockings.It's just that her pair of black stockings were put on her thick elephant leg.It seems that it is indeed a little awkward, and even a little nauseating.Moreover, this woman's buttocks are indeed very raised, but they are just a little too high.Where is the delicate buttocks, those are heavy buttocks.A fat piece of meat that looks like a meat shield.
Looking up from the legs and buttocks, this woman is covered in flesh.At this moment, as she screamed, the flesh all over her body was shaking.It is estimated that removing all the meat from the waist can lower the price of meat in Jianghai a little.The two mountain peaks on the chest have been completely covered by fat, and there is no bulge visible.
On the face, there is the kind of thick smoky makeup painted.It's very thick, and it looks out of place with her fat washbasin face.It's like a toilet with an elegant and delicate landscape painting.
After seeing this fat woman, Xiao Yi stepped back slightly, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in a low voice: "250 catties, definitely 250 catties."
This woman who weighs 250 catties is now turning her obese body madly in the bus.I don't know if it was stimulated and hurt by that magic hand, or because I felt excited because someone finally molested me after living for more than thirty years.
The owner of that magic hand was a fat man with a flat head in his twenties. , at this moment, under the watchful eyes of everyone, his face was flushed.He rubbed the magic hand that had just touched the fat woman against his body desperately.It seemed that the bad luck of thinking about this move was wiped away.
"You were killed by the gods. I waited for more than 250 years for you to show up. Why the hell did you go there earlier? Ahhh, God finally opened his eyes." This crazy [-]-jin woman , exclaimed excitedly.
Sure enough, the woman was so crazy because she was too excited, not because she was hurt.
In the carriage, everyone roared with laughter.That little fat man with flat hair, with inexplicable and innocent eyes on his face, wiped that magic hand on his clothes over and over again.Those five fingers were all rubbed red.The thumb joints are all worn out.However, he still didn't realize it, his face was blushing, and he kept rubbing his hand vigorously.
"Xiao Yi, this is a good thing you did." Xia Wei couldn't help snickering at this moment, and whispered in Xiao Yi's ear.
"Hey." Xiao Yi smiled jokingly, and said proudly: "If anyone wants to take advantage of my girlfriend, then I have to let him know. My wife's buttocks are the asses of a tigress and can't be touched. "
"You." Xia Wei said with a coquettish look, pretending to be angry.However, that little face was filled with deep happiness.
Just as everyone in the 101 car was smiling at the corners of their mouths and stretched their necks to watch the farce.In the crowd, suddenly another young man with a long face started to move secretly in the crowd without anyone noticing.
His good hands began to sneak into handbags or trouser pockets without anyone noticing.When they stretched out, they were either wallets or expensive mobile phones.
Suddenly, Xiao Yi frowned.He felt a movement in his trouser pocket, although the movement was very light, but Xiao Yi, who had sharp ears and eyes, could really feel it when he was flirting with Xia Wei.
The frown was getting tighter and tighter, twisting like a bumpy copper coin.
The Jiulong Zhenqi in his whole body was naturally mobilized.The whole person suddenly woke up.Relying on his senses and keen consciousness, he was capturing the slight changes in his pocket.
Xiao Yi did have something in his trouser pocket, including several checks.That's the income of Laobizhai in the past two weeks.Xiao Yi came to buy a car, but he was not shabby, he brought all of them with him.
Xiao Yi is a lazy person, he didn't deposit those checks in the bank.For him, keeping it close to him is a hundred times safer than the World Bank's safe.
At this moment, he felt that a hand had lightly taken the check from his pocket.His movements are light, and he looks like a Lianjiazi.
Xiao Yi did not take any action, allowing his check to be taken away by that hand.It's just that his Nine Dragons True Qi has been locked on his check all the way, following him firmly.
Xiao Yi didn't scare the snake with grass, and you have to hit seven inches when you hit a snake.
Smiling, Xiao Yi raised his head, and finally looked at the person who took his check.Long face, with a mole under the nose.On the mole, there is a small group of long black hairs.Also, his long legs make him look extraordinarily thin.
This is not the point, the point is that he has a pair of long hands.The hands are very long, and they seem to be a little out of harmony with his body.Moreover, the five fingers are also very, very long.
If this long hand is combined with long fingers, he can definitely become a first-class pianist.However, he is an excellent pickpocket.
Of course, in the eyes of young people who are all long.A pianist and a pickpocket, apart from the length of their hands and the length of their thumbs, have another important thing in common, that is, they both belong to the category of art.
That short-haired young man, his companion will be responsible for the incident of the demon attack.Although, because of Xiao Yi's appearance in the middle, there was a little surprise.However, it still managed to divert everyone's attention.
Therefore, he was light at this time and stole valuable things of many passengers in the car without anyone knowing it.
The process of stealing things, he thinks this is a kind of artistic process.
Now, he's done with the process.He looked calm and relaxed.It seems that he is extremely proud.
Immediately, his big hands reached towards Xia Wei's buttocks again.
He was going to repeat the old tricks, and like his companion, the flat-headed fat man, set up an attack by a pervert, and then was kicked out of the bus.Of course, he'd get off with all the valuable loot he had on him.
(End of this chapter)
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