Chapter 583
Xiao Yi's words immediately provoked Anu to scold him.
Then, Xiao Yi pretended to howl a few times in front of this new grave.Wiping the fake tears from the corners of his eyes, he did his best, and finally turned back with Anu.
"Sister Anu, why did you join the Poison Sect in the first place?" Walking side by side with Anu, bursts of fragrant wind blew into Xiao Yi's nostrils.This made Xiao Yi's heart itch, and he began to secretly inquire about Anu's background.
Anujiao trembled, and then said softly: "At the beginning, I was desperate, but it just so happened that the sect master was merciful. Therefore, I was accepted as a child of the poisonous sect."
Xiao Yi immediately rushed the ducks to the shelves, and said quickly: "It turns out that sister Anu is the same as me. They are desperate and looking for a place to live. Then sister Anu's family?"
"Family?" Anu's voice suddenly turned cold: "I have no family."
The cold words made Xiao Yi instantly realize that Anu is definitely a woman with a story.However, Xiao Yi did not pursue some sad past events in his heart.Once the questioning continues, there are tears.
So, Xiao Yi smiled stupidly, quickly changed the subject, and chatted about some happy topics: "Anu, do you know the similarities and differences between bicycles and women?"
"I don't know." Anu shook his head very directly.
"Bicycles are similar to women in that they can be ridden by others. The difference is that bicycles must be pumped up before they can be ridden, while women must be ridden before pumping up." Xiao Yi will rack his brains and think about it in order to win the smile of this iceberg beauty. It's always these dirty jokes.
For so many years on the mountain, the master often played interesting quizzes with him, which were roughly of this type.
Anu blushed, and snorted coldly.However, although I think these jokes are bold and explicit.However, it sounds very novel.Thinking about it carefully, I can't help laughing.
"Then what are the similarities and differences between the kettle and women?" Xiao Yi heard the chuckle, and then boldly asked again.
Anu shook his head again.
Xiao Yi looked proud: "The kettle is similar to women in that they can pour water in. The difference is that the kettle can be poured in after the cork is pulled out first, and the water can be poured in after the cork is plugged in for women."
"Uh..." After a while of thought, Anu scolded the stinky hooligan.
"Then what are the similarities and differences between a refrigerator and a woman?" Xiao Yi would be enjoying himself now, and asked endlessly.
Anu didn't shake his head at this moment, but thought hard for a while.Only then slowly shook his head and looked up at Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi chuckled strangely, and then gave the answer: "The refrigerator is the same as a woman in that you can put a piece of meat in it. The difference is that the meat in the refrigerator is soft when you put it in, but it is hard when you take it out. , A woman’s flesh is hard when put in, but soft when taken out.”
"Ahhh." Hearing these words, Anu's face covered by the light gauze was as bright as a sunset glow.Shy and surprised like a little girl, she yelled and cursed: "Hooligans, hooligans, big hooligans. Tell me, who taught you?"
Xiao Yi pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Wang Ermazi from the village taught me. At first I didn't like to listen, so he forced me to listen. Later, when I listened, I suddenly felt that life Be happy. So, I want to tell Sister Anu, so that Sister Anu can be happier."
Xiao Yi simply blamed all the crimes on Wang Ermazi, who didn't need to.
Anu thought that in this kind of countryside, it is quite normal for such dirty jokes to run rampant.Therefore, I could only sigh, shook my head and sighed: "The master is among the people."
At the same time, he felt a little moved by Xiao Yi's act of sharing happiness with him so deeply.
At this moment, Xiao Yi happily asked again: "Then do you know the similarities and differences between airplanes and women?"
……
While Xiao Yi and Anu were chatting happily, Yue Lingxue looked coldly at the three corpses on the ground.They were all disciples patrolling inside the gate, and their necks were wrung out every once in a while.The methods were cruel and ruthless, Yue Lingxue couldn't bear to watch it and frowned.
Immediately, Yue Lingxue looked at the Grand Elder at the outer door.Seeing the black robe, Yue Lingxue's face became as cold as ice.The sword eyebrow raised, and he asked displeasedly: "Tell me what's going on?"
Immediately below, a disciple whispered: "There is a strange noise here, so the three little ghosts came over to check. After coming over, we found that we hadn't come back to report the news. Don't worry and run over to check what's going on, that's all. Vice tragedy."
When Yue Lingxue heard this, her face darkened.He squatted down and looked at the three disciples whose necks were broken by Xiao Yi.Check carefully, unwilling to miss any detail.
"The one who makes the shot has a strong skill. When they are caught off guard, they break their necks with one move. They are straightforward and neat, vicious and immoral." Yue Lingxue murmured, "This kind of method has always been ours. A poisonous act."
After saying this, he turned his head and looked at the elder of the outer gate who was decapitated in a different place.Also carefully inspect each part, and after checking for a while, I found it very strange.So, he stretched out his hand to the Grand Elder whose true energy had entered, and checked repeatedly.
After a quarter of an hour like this, Yue Lingxue's face looked like the sky that was about to rain heavily, it was so gloomy and terrifying.Stretching out his big hand, the whole night seemed to be frozen.Frozen for [-] miles, it was released naturally.Bursts of cold air surged from his palm.
For so many years, this is Yue Lingxue's undisturbed release of her skill.
Finally, Yue Lingxue grabbed the void with her big hand.On the ground, the body of the grand elder of the outer gate suddenly condensed into ice.Then, there was a crackling sound, and the corpse of the grand elder at the outer gate fell down piece by piece like sawdust.
In an instant, the body of the grand elder of the outer door was under the prestige of [-] miles of ice, and after the sawdust fell off, it became shattered and dissipated on this piece of land.The body of the elder of the outer sect just disappeared without a trace.
Only one head remained, still on the ground.His eyes were wide open, and he could not rest in peace.
"This is the Grand Elder of the Outer Sect." Yue Lingxue stood up, her body collapsed for a while, and she said slowly: "The meridians in her body have been broken in many places, and there is still true energy rushing around. Depending on the situation, it should be Practice has gone mad."
This is Xiao Yi's masterpiece, and he fought with this grand elder for so long.At the end when the Grand Elder was exhausted, Xiao Yi's Nine Dragon True Qi entered into the Grand Elder's body, destroying it wantonly.This made the Grand Elder's own true qi, under the influence of the raging Kowloon true qi, scurry around like a torrent of utter desperation.
Therefore, after Yue Lingxue took a look at her after her death, she decided that this was the elder of the outer sect who had gone mad because of her practice.
"Hahaha..." Yue Lingxue suddenly let out a sad laugh, her voice was like thunder rolling in the sky: "You listened to Yurou's saying that you should show your sincerity when you calm things down. This is your sincerity. Let a grand elder lurk in my inner door At the door, I’m ready to give my disciple a thunderous blow at any time. Haha, it’s ridiculous, I still believe you in vain. If it weren’t for you, an elder, who has become obsessed with practicing martial arts, wouldn’t you treat me like a fool?”
The voice was so sad and indignant that all the inner disciples present did not dare to speak.
And at that moment when Yue Lingxue spoke, the more she said, the more she became more and more sad and angry: "Since I have gone mad, I will not forget to break the necks of my three disciples and bury them together. Listen to Yurou, your outer sect has to be with our inner sect. How much hatred is there? They are so unrelenting towards us, and they will kill us all. Hahaha, I thought this was a joke between the juniors. You have dispatched too many elders, and you really think highly of me."
All the disciples of the inner sect dimmed for a while, and there was an elder from the outer sect squatting at the door.Then, it is equivalent to putting a time bomb at the door of one's own house.Then, anyone can be the target of having their neck broken.
Therefore, everyone's heart became heavy.
"Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, there is a sea of blood and deep hatred, and we cannot share the sky." Yue Lingxue gritted her teeth, and burst out every word.The voice was cold, everyone knew that Yue Lingxue was completely angry this time.This kind of angry state will definitely never die in the future.
However, this was bullied to the door by others.These inner disciples heard Yue Lingxue speak.All of them raised their heads, and then yelled loudly: "Blood feud, bloody feud, bloody feud, bloody feud!"
The night is cold and cold, it is autumn.A chilling feeling of autumn quickly swept past.
The muscles at the corners of Yue Lingxue's mouth twitched, and he ordered in a cold voice: "Everyone, send back the head of the grand elder of the outer gate together, and send it back with great fanfare and joy. We must tell them righteously, The door will start a full-scale war from now on."
After saying this, the inner and outer sects finally came to the juncture of the final life-and-death struggle.
Xiao Yi did not expect that he blew a gust of wind.This fire of hatred is actually burning so vigorously today.He did not expect that over the years, there have been some big and small frictions between the inner and outer doors of the poisonous door.
As the master of the Poison Sect, cultivate poisonous substances and practice these evil skills.As a result, they are more narrow-minded, more bossy, and more self-righteous.
Therefore, once you feel that you are being bullied, your reaction is extremely sensitive.
Yue Lingxue scanned the whole audience, and finally grabbed it with her big hand.The entire sky, this chilling autumn, suddenly entered the cold winter.In this wilderness, ice sculptures appeared quickly.And in the darkness of night, snowflakes began to fly all over the sky.
Yue Lingxue has already cultivated her [-]-mile frozen to the extreme, and this skill has been released.The snow falling in the sky is a sign of the perfection of this kung fu.
After feeling such ample power of her own, Yue Lingxue's lacquer-like eyes flickered.A little bit of cold light pierces through this vast night like a sharp knife.
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Yi's words immediately provoked Anu to scold him.
Then, Xiao Yi pretended to howl a few times in front of this new grave.Wiping the fake tears from the corners of his eyes, he did his best, and finally turned back with Anu.
"Sister Anu, why did you join the Poison Sect in the first place?" Walking side by side with Anu, bursts of fragrant wind blew into Xiao Yi's nostrils.This made Xiao Yi's heart itch, and he began to secretly inquire about Anu's background.
Anujiao trembled, and then said softly: "At the beginning, I was desperate, but it just so happened that the sect master was merciful. Therefore, I was accepted as a child of the poisonous sect."
Xiao Yi immediately rushed the ducks to the shelves, and said quickly: "It turns out that sister Anu is the same as me. They are desperate and looking for a place to live. Then sister Anu's family?"
"Family?" Anu's voice suddenly turned cold: "I have no family."
The cold words made Xiao Yi instantly realize that Anu is definitely a woman with a story.However, Xiao Yi did not pursue some sad past events in his heart.Once the questioning continues, there are tears.
So, Xiao Yi smiled stupidly, quickly changed the subject, and chatted about some happy topics: "Anu, do you know the similarities and differences between bicycles and women?"
"I don't know." Anu shook his head very directly.
"Bicycles are similar to women in that they can be ridden by others. The difference is that bicycles must be pumped up before they can be ridden, while women must be ridden before pumping up." Xiao Yi will rack his brains and think about it in order to win the smile of this iceberg beauty. It's always these dirty jokes.
For so many years on the mountain, the master often played interesting quizzes with him, which were roughly of this type.
Anu blushed, and snorted coldly.However, although I think these jokes are bold and explicit.However, it sounds very novel.Thinking about it carefully, I can't help laughing.
"Then what are the similarities and differences between the kettle and women?" Xiao Yi heard the chuckle, and then boldly asked again.
Anu shook his head again.
Xiao Yi looked proud: "The kettle is similar to women in that they can pour water in. The difference is that the kettle can be poured in after the cork is pulled out first, and the water can be poured in after the cork is plugged in for women."
"Uh..." After a while of thought, Anu scolded the stinky hooligan.
"Then what are the similarities and differences between a refrigerator and a woman?" Xiao Yi would be enjoying himself now, and asked endlessly.
Anu didn't shake his head at this moment, but thought hard for a while.Only then slowly shook his head and looked up at Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi chuckled strangely, and then gave the answer: "The refrigerator is the same as a woman in that you can put a piece of meat in it. The difference is that the meat in the refrigerator is soft when you put it in, but it is hard when you take it out. , A woman’s flesh is hard when put in, but soft when taken out.”
"Ahhh." Hearing these words, Anu's face covered by the light gauze was as bright as a sunset glow.Shy and surprised like a little girl, she yelled and cursed: "Hooligans, hooligans, big hooligans. Tell me, who taught you?"
Xiao Yi pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Wang Ermazi from the village taught me. At first I didn't like to listen, so he forced me to listen. Later, when I listened, I suddenly felt that life Be happy. So, I want to tell Sister Anu, so that Sister Anu can be happier."
Xiao Yi simply blamed all the crimes on Wang Ermazi, who didn't need to.
Anu thought that in this kind of countryside, it is quite normal for such dirty jokes to run rampant.Therefore, I could only sigh, shook my head and sighed: "The master is among the people."
At the same time, he felt a little moved by Xiao Yi's act of sharing happiness with him so deeply.
At this moment, Xiao Yi happily asked again: "Then do you know the similarities and differences between airplanes and women?"
……
While Xiao Yi and Anu were chatting happily, Yue Lingxue looked coldly at the three corpses on the ground.They were all disciples patrolling inside the gate, and their necks were wrung out every once in a while.The methods were cruel and ruthless, Yue Lingxue couldn't bear to watch it and frowned.
Immediately, Yue Lingxue looked at the Grand Elder at the outer door.Seeing the black robe, Yue Lingxue's face became as cold as ice.The sword eyebrow raised, and he asked displeasedly: "Tell me what's going on?"
Immediately below, a disciple whispered: "There is a strange noise here, so the three little ghosts came over to check. After coming over, we found that we hadn't come back to report the news. Don't worry and run over to check what's going on, that's all. Vice tragedy."
When Yue Lingxue heard this, her face darkened.He squatted down and looked at the three disciples whose necks were broken by Xiao Yi.Check carefully, unwilling to miss any detail.
"The one who makes the shot has a strong skill. When they are caught off guard, they break their necks with one move. They are straightforward and neat, vicious and immoral." Yue Lingxue murmured, "This kind of method has always been ours. A poisonous act."
After saying this, he turned his head and looked at the elder of the outer gate who was decapitated in a different place.Also carefully inspect each part, and after checking for a while, I found it very strange.So, he stretched out his hand to the Grand Elder whose true energy had entered, and checked repeatedly.
After a quarter of an hour like this, Yue Lingxue's face looked like the sky that was about to rain heavily, it was so gloomy and terrifying.Stretching out his big hand, the whole night seemed to be frozen.Frozen for [-] miles, it was released naturally.Bursts of cold air surged from his palm.
For so many years, this is Yue Lingxue's undisturbed release of her skill.
Finally, Yue Lingxue grabbed the void with her big hand.On the ground, the body of the grand elder of the outer gate suddenly condensed into ice.Then, there was a crackling sound, and the corpse of the grand elder at the outer gate fell down piece by piece like sawdust.
In an instant, the body of the grand elder of the outer door was under the prestige of [-] miles of ice, and after the sawdust fell off, it became shattered and dissipated on this piece of land.The body of the elder of the outer sect just disappeared without a trace.
Only one head remained, still on the ground.His eyes were wide open, and he could not rest in peace.
"This is the Grand Elder of the Outer Sect." Yue Lingxue stood up, her body collapsed for a while, and she said slowly: "The meridians in her body have been broken in many places, and there is still true energy rushing around. Depending on the situation, it should be Practice has gone mad."
This is Xiao Yi's masterpiece, and he fought with this grand elder for so long.At the end when the Grand Elder was exhausted, Xiao Yi's Nine Dragon True Qi entered into the Grand Elder's body, destroying it wantonly.This made the Grand Elder's own true qi, under the influence of the raging Kowloon true qi, scurry around like a torrent of utter desperation.
Therefore, after Yue Lingxue took a look at her after her death, she decided that this was the elder of the outer sect who had gone mad because of her practice.
"Hahaha..." Yue Lingxue suddenly let out a sad laugh, her voice was like thunder rolling in the sky: "You listened to Yurou's saying that you should show your sincerity when you calm things down. This is your sincerity. Let a grand elder lurk in my inner door At the door, I’m ready to give my disciple a thunderous blow at any time. Haha, it’s ridiculous, I still believe you in vain. If it weren’t for you, an elder, who has become obsessed with practicing martial arts, wouldn’t you treat me like a fool?”
The voice was so sad and indignant that all the inner disciples present did not dare to speak.
And at that moment when Yue Lingxue spoke, the more she said, the more she became more and more sad and angry: "Since I have gone mad, I will not forget to break the necks of my three disciples and bury them together. Listen to Yurou, your outer sect has to be with our inner sect. How much hatred is there? They are so unrelenting towards us, and they will kill us all. Hahaha, I thought this was a joke between the juniors. You have dispatched too many elders, and you really think highly of me."
All the disciples of the inner sect dimmed for a while, and there was an elder from the outer sect squatting at the door.Then, it is equivalent to putting a time bomb at the door of one's own house.Then, anyone can be the target of having their neck broken.
Therefore, everyone's heart became heavy.
"Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, there is a sea of blood and deep hatred, and we cannot share the sky." Yue Lingxue gritted her teeth, and burst out every word.The voice was cold, everyone knew that Yue Lingxue was completely angry this time.This kind of angry state will definitely never die in the future.
However, this was bullied to the door by others.These inner disciples heard Yue Lingxue speak.All of them raised their heads, and then yelled loudly: "Blood feud, bloody feud, bloody feud, bloody feud!"
The night is cold and cold, it is autumn.A chilling feeling of autumn quickly swept past.
The muscles at the corners of Yue Lingxue's mouth twitched, and he ordered in a cold voice: "Everyone, send back the head of the grand elder of the outer gate together, and send it back with great fanfare and joy. We must tell them righteously, The door will start a full-scale war from now on."
After saying this, the inner and outer sects finally came to the juncture of the final life-and-death struggle.
Xiao Yi did not expect that he blew a gust of wind.This fire of hatred is actually burning so vigorously today.He did not expect that over the years, there have been some big and small frictions between the inner and outer doors of the poisonous door.
As the master of the Poison Sect, cultivate poisonous substances and practice these evil skills.As a result, they are more narrow-minded, more bossy, and more self-righteous.
Therefore, once you feel that you are being bullied, your reaction is extremely sensitive.
Yue Lingxue scanned the whole audience, and finally grabbed it with her big hand.The entire sky, this chilling autumn, suddenly entered the cold winter.In this wilderness, ice sculptures appeared quickly.And in the darkness of night, snowflakes began to fly all over the sky.
Yue Lingxue has already cultivated her [-]-mile frozen to the extreme, and this skill has been released.The snow falling in the sky is a sign of the perfection of this kung fu.
After feeling such ample power of her own, Yue Lingxue's lacquer-like eyes flickered.A little bit of cold light pierces through this vast night like a sharp knife.
(End of this chapter)
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