Beauty's enchanting bodyguard

Chapter 669 Showing the Fox's Tail
Lan Ruo's face darkened, and she thought about it for a while.Finally, finally took a deep breath, ready to gamble.Lowering his head, he said in a deep voice: "If I remember correctly, there should be a dozen or so birds flying high on the Hanjiang River in the map of flying birds on the Hanjiang River."

Lan Ruo was not sure, after guessing a number, she looked at Xiao Yi anxiously.

Without the slightest hesitation or pause, Xiao Yi sneered.Then, he opened his mouth to deny it: "If you add up the birds in the crotch of several of you, it is estimated that there are only a dozen birds. In the picture, there are only five birds. The biggest feature of Mr. Wang Ximeng's picture of flying birds in the cold river is that There are two birds on the embankment of the Hanjiang River, and three birds in the sky. In this way, there are three or two birds on the Hanjiang River.”

After a pause, Xiao Yi's tone became sharp: "You said that the picture of flying birds in the Hanjiang River is your favorite thing. You don't even know how many birds are on the picture. What is your favorite thing? It’s nonsense. In my opinion, you probably bought it from a street stall to deceive this girl, and you didn’t even take a serious look at this fake, did you?”

These guesses by Xiao Yi can be said to be exactly what he wanted.

Seeing Xiao Yi's wide-open eyes, the followers beside Lan Ruo whispered in their hearts: "Damn, this is fine, it's too accurate."

After Lan Ruo's complexion changed, she quickly returned to normal.Looking up at Xiao Yi with cold eyes, he said sharply, "What is a masterpiece and what is a calligraphy. Do you understand? What I appreciate in this painting is not the birds on the screen, but the connotation. Connotation, you know "

Xiao Yi sneered immediately after hearing Lan Ruo's words.Then, he said slowly: "It's so fucking connotative. I don't even know the birds in the picture. You said it's your favorite thing. Isn't your beloved thing played with it countless times and remembers every detail in the picture?" It’s clear. But you, let’s not worry about that. Let me ask you again, you said this painting was made by Wang Ximeng, so let me ask you which dynasty Wang Ximeng was from?”

At this time, Xiao Yi, with the attitude of a good gentleman, actually argued with Lan Ruo.But Lan Ruo became inexplicably nervous when she heard Xiao Yi's questions.

This Nima is a big expert. Just now he said that the Flying Birds on the Hanjiang River is worth 500 million, and it is a beloved thing in his collection.However, when Xiao Yi asked him this question, if he accidentally responded properly, he would have to reveal his secrets.

"Since what you appreciate is the connotation, then I think you must know the author of this famous painting like the back of your hand. A painting, a work of art, must be related to the artist. Since this painting of flying birds on the Hanjiang River was made by Mr. Wang Ximeng, then I just asked about Mr. Wang Ximeng. What's the matter, won't you be unable to answer?" Xiao Yi looked at Lan Ruo, who was silent and silent, with a spring breeze, and said word by word.

Just now Lan Ruo said that what she appreciates is the connotation, but she immediately shot herself in the foot.Since what you appreciate is the connotation, you must have a good understanding of the painter.After all, the connotation expressed by a painting is often related to the author's life and circumstances at that time.

At the beginning, I answered a dozen or so birds, but I got it wrong all of a sudden.This Lan Ruo was a little frightened, and she didn't dare to answer for a long time at this time.

"You won't tell me, don't you remember the author's age?" Xiao Yi smiled jokingly, and then continued: "That's right, Mr. Lan, you have a past. Then, I'll take a step back and you can talk about it casually." About Wang Ximeng. For example, how old did Wang Ximeng live, what famous works did he have in his life, and what was his mood when he painted this painting?"

Xiao Yi seemed to have regressed, looking like a good old man.

However, Lan Ruo felt like crying at this moment.This painting was just a fake that was bought casually on the street stall, he didn't even bother to look at this painting.Not to mention, what is male or female.

"Wang Ximeng." Lan Ruo raised her head, shook her teeth, and said courageously, "Wang Ximeng is a man who likes women."

After answering this, several of Lan Ruo's followers rejoiced and shouted: "Young master is wise, young master is wise."

Zhang Yuanyuan, who was wronged, couldn't help giggling at this moment.At this time, Xiao Yi's face turned dark.This Nima is also a talent after all?
This kind of words, Lan Ruo also answered confidently.

"Is there any more?" Xiao Yi took a deep breath, suppressing his desire to photograph people.

Lan Ruo thought about it carefully, and then answered in a whimsical way: "In recent years, I heard that I had an affair with a certain actress in the industry. However, Painter Wang has a noble character, so it should be all rumors."

This kind of gossip is normal for most people who have never heard of it.If Xiao Yi said there was no such thing, he could say that Xiao Yi was ignorant.But when did Wang Ximeng come from? It was from the Song Dynasty.

So, upon hearing this, Xiao Yi and Zhang Yuanyuan both burst out laughing.In particular, Xiao Yi smiled with tears in his eyes. Looking at Lan Ruo, he admired him from the bottom of his heart: "It's really a ghost. Mr. Lan who appreciates the connotation, Wang Ximeng was a painter in the Northern Song Dynasty. Fortunately, You didn't say you had an affair with your mother."

Lan Ruo's face quickly turned into a liver color.Standing in place, Qi's chest was heaving up and down.

"I think it's not your favorite thing, it's a fake bought at a roadside stall." Xiao Yi looked at Lan Ruo, and said with certainty: "Please, next time I buy it, I'll take a good look at it first. Just think about it for a moment. This is not how to deceive a little girl. These days, cheating girls pay attention to skills."

Unexpectedly, Lan Ruo blurted out at this time: "Damn, I don't have time. Besides, this kind of bullshit painting, what's there to watch. I usually watch Hojo Kaori, Aoi Sora, Kawahama Nami, Tessa Yaka, Machida Rino , Hitomi Nikaido, Ai Iijima, Kaho Iida, Tomoko Iizuka, Hazuki Yoshimoto, Yuyu Okazaki, Rena Okada, Moemi Takagi... Wang Ximeng, what's so interesting about being dead for so many years? "

When Xiao Yi heard Lan Ruo's words, he was dumbfounded immediately.Xiao Yi was completely conquered by such a fluent and continuous name.At the same time, this sentence exposed Lan Ruo's details at once.He is not a literati, let alone appreciate famous paintings.In his life, all he admired were those massive island nation islanders.

Zhang Yuanyuan froze for a moment, not knowing why.And a follower beside Lan Ruo coughed, and another follower raised his head and couldn't help asking: "Master Lan, are Yuyu Okazaki and Reina Okada twins?"

"Uh……"

At this time, Lan Ruo realized that something was wrong.His face darkened, then he looked at Xiao Yi, and scolded in a cold voice: "The Flying Bird Picture of the Hanjiang River is gone now. What's the use of asking these nonsense things. I said the Flying Bird Picture of the Hanjiang River is worth 500 million, then It's only worth 500 million. What's the matter, if you don't accept it, why don't we file a lawsuit?"

Seeing that this matter was about to go bad, Lan Shuo simply messed around and was unreasonable.

"A picture bought at a street stall, you want to blackmail this girl for 500 million?" Xiao Yi sneered, looked at Lan Ruo and asked in a cold voice.

"Street goods, what's the matter?" Lan Ruo put her hands behind her back, condescendingly, and said coldly: "Even if it is a pair of street goods, I said 500 million, so it is 500 million. You have heard of it?"

Lan Ruo gave up arguing with Xiao Yi about that picture of flying birds in the cold river.Lan Ruo has already admitted that he bought it at a street stall, because he found that the stunned young man in front of him seemed to be an expert in this field.Since it is unreasonable to be reasonable in this respect, Lan Shuojian came up with a trick to turn a deer into a horse.

"Are you starting to be unreasonable?" With a sneer on the corner of Xiao Yi's mouth, he looked at Lan Ruo and said, "You have carefully set up such a trap to let this girl get in. How did you start using such a seamless trap in the end? Didn’t you guys just talk about the truth seriously? One thing is another thing, it sounds the same as the real thing. So quickly, did you show your fox’s tail?”

Lan Ruo didn't care about Xiao Yi's cynicism.But, looking up at Zhang Yuanyuan, she proudly said: "Don't tell me these things are useless, I heard that this SH has a young and beautiful female painter. I thought to myself, she is engaged in art, and I am not a part of life when I am engaged in her." Great pleasure. Since it fell into your hands today, it’s easy to say. I, Lan Ruo, have been domineering in SH for so many years, and I still have a little bit of confidence. Have you never followed today? If you don’t follow, you will lose the 500 million. , I've done this kind of thing many times and never failed."

Then, Lan Ruocai squinted at Xiao Yi, and said coldly: "You ruined my good deed, boy, you are dead today."

Xiao Yi turned a blind eye to Lan Ruo's threat.Turning to look at Zhang Yuanyuan, he asked with a playful smile, "Yuanyuan, do you know? Who did it in history?"

"So, you know each other." Hearing this, Lan Ruo's eyes flashed a sinister look.

Zhang Yuanyuan didn't even look at Lan Ruo at all, instead she smiled at Xiao Yi.Then, he opened his mouth and replied: "If I remember correctly, it should be Zhao Gao. According to legend, Zhao Gao tried to seek power and usurp the throne. In order to test which ministers in the court obeyed his wishes, he specially presented a deer to Qin Ershi , and said it was a horse. Qin II did not believe it, so Zhao Gao asked the ministers for an excuse. The ministers who did not dare to disobey Zhao Gao said it was a horse, while those who dared to oppose Zhao Gao said it was a deer. Later, the ministers who said it was a deer They were all killed by Zhao Gao using various means. What's the matter, am I right?"

"That's right, the answer is quite good." Xiao Yi laughed, and then continued to ask: "Then, do you know who Zhao Gao is?"

This time, Zhang Yuanyuan shook her head.

And Xiao Yi laughed like thunder, and said with a big laugh: "Zhao Gao, he is an eunuch. This Mr. Lan seems to want to get addicted to being an eunuch.

Immediately, Xiao Yi laughed and turned his head to look at Lan Ruo, and asked plausibly: "By the way, are you eunuched or not?"

(End of this chapter)