Beauty's enchanting bodyguard

Chapter 694 Poisonous Dead Fish
In the reptile hall, the sun shines in.

Under the warm sun in late autumn, Lan Meier squatted while Xiao Yi stood.The golden sun streamed on them, looking like a couple of gods and gods.

However, the good times did not last long.

Soon, the management personnel in the reptile museum ran in in a panic. The 27-year-old boy saw two tourists in the museum.Immediately, he was slightly taken aback.Then, he blurted out and asked: "Zhuyeqing ran out, why didn't you run away? There's a snake, where is the snake?"

Xiao Yi pretended to be filled with righteous indignation at this time, and said angrily: "I don't know who spread the lie, it's really unreasonable. At that time, the crowd dispersed, and my girlfriend and I were stuck in this restaurant. I didn't find Zhuyeqing running out of this hall. It's really three people becoming a tiger, and people say it's scary."

The young guy became angry when he heard this: "Damn, which bastard is yelling for nothing."

When Xiao Yi heard this, his face turned dark.Lan Meier, who was squatting on the ground, giggled happily, and then echoed, "Yeah, I don't know which bastard did it, it's really unreasonable."

Xiao Yi on the side was about to cry.

When she walked out of the reptile hall, Lan Meier was still snickering.Xiao Yi pulled a long face, staring at Lan Meier's smiling face like a flower.

Just when Xiao Yi was feeling aggrieved, Lan Meier suddenly came over.The red lips kissed Xiao Yi's face superficially, and then whispered in Xiao Yi's ear: "That snake is the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen in my life. Thank you..."

When Xiao Yi heard this, there were traces of a sweet kiss on his face.Suddenly, it felt like everything was worth it.Opened his mouth and smiled silly.

After seeing the reptile hall, Xiao Yi took Lan Meier into the marine animal hall.In the marine zoo, all kinds of fish swim around in glass tanks.Of course, there are also a few oversized turtles resting in the water.

It was still the same as before, there was a lot of people inside.There are huge crowds of people, shoulder to shoulder.

It was impossible to walk close to the fiberglass, so Xiao Yi and Lan Meier could only look at the big turtle in the fiberglass from a distance.

Suddenly, Lan Meier looked at the big tortoise in the fiberglass, and laughed softly: "This tortoise is really big, but it's a pity that the body is shrunk inside the shell."

At this moment, Xiao Yi said out of a sudden: "Dare, these two turtles got foreskin..."

Lan Meier stood aside immediately, tears flashed in her smiling eyes.Laughing and laughing, Lan Meier suddenly raised her voice and said: "By the way, Xiao Yi, guess, is your breast bigger or its breast bigger?"

Lan Meier purposely spoke loudly, so her explosive words immediately attracted the eyes of quite a few tourists.

The strange eyes were all fixed on Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi scratched his head, glanced at the pair of eyes that were looking over, and then said with a sarcastic smile: "Where can you guess, it's better than not knowing."

"Uh……"

A large group of tourists who were expecting Xiao Yi's answer had black lines all over their faces.This is really a pair of top-notch men and women. One question and one case can be called excellent.

Looking at it from a distance, it’s not fun after all.

Therefore, Lan Meier quickly took Xiao Yi's arm, and began to act coquettishly: "Xiao Yi, Yi'er, Yang..."

Hearing Lan Meier's nasty address, Xiao Yi instantly knew something was wrong.Immediately, bit the bullet, and said bluntly: "What are you talking about, sheep, sheep, Heng Yuanxiang."

"I want to be the same as seeing the snake just now." Lan Meier euphemistically expressed her wish.

Xiao Yi's head grew big, and he said helplessly: "Now, I can't yell anymore and come out, you guys run quickly."

Lan Meier giggled for a while, then looked at Xiao Yi, and continued to act coquettishly: "You can do it, Yi'er. Think of another way, people want it."

The biggest weapon for a man is not real knives and guns, let alone rockets and cannons.It's a woman's soft, gentle knife.Really, a knife kills a person.

The current Xiao Yi, when he heard that Lan Meier poured himself enchantment soup.Immediately, out of his wits, he hummed softly.

"Okay, you agree." Lan Meier clapped her hands happily and said excitedly.

Xiao Yi looked at the tortoise in the distance, and in the gap between human heads, he could occasionally see the backs of a few fish.Xiao Yi wished he could kneel in the middle of the marine animal hall, and howled, "Masters and grandmas, make room for a gap. The fish in the bathtub, can you go up a little bit?"

Let's not talk about whether this kind of shameless thing has any effect.The current Xiao Yi still couldn't do it.

Lan Meier took Xiao Yi's arm and shook it, looking expectant.Xiao Yi was shaken by Lan Meier, his whole body almost went numb.

There are huge crowds of people, laughing and laughing.There were old people, children and pregnant women. The black crowd was like a mountain pressing down on Xiao Yi.After all, this is not a reptile museum, and the method just now is no longer effective.

Now we need to expel these dark crowds.It's like a fool's dream. Everyone buys tickets to see animals.Why, why?

Xiao Yi had a headache for a while, and rubbed his scalp vigorously.Finally, a flash of inspiration flashed in Xiao Yi's mind, and he thought of a wonderful trick.

The method was figured out, but Xiao Yi showed a bit of embarrassment on his face.This way, really, tsk tsk tsk.

Lan Meier was still shaking her arms, she was gentle and knife-like, and knife-knife was fatal.Finally, Xiao Yi turned his heart away, and then said to Lan Meier: "I have figured out a way, you should get out of the way first."

Lan Meier was slightly startled, and looked at Xiao Yi with a strange face in surprise.However, in the end, he still half-believed and moved a little distance away.

Xiao Yi stood still on the spot, sinking into his dantian.Then, Jiulong Zhenqi began to circulate in the body.Squeeze all the filth from the whole body into one place, slowly accumulate, slowly accumulate, and accumulate more and more.

In the end, Xiao Yi finally drove all the foul smell to the anus.

Immediately, in this crowded marine zoo.

puff……

There was a long bang, like popcorn popping suddenly.It's like a firework, rising and rising...

Xiao Yi pouted his ass so high that a foul smell began to spread out from his asshole like poisonous gas.

Xiao Yi's fart is simply unprecedented, and it has become a swan song through the ages.This fart lasted for more than a minute.The entire marine animal hall was filled with strong filth from Xiao Yi.

"Damn, which wicked person let such a stinky fart, it stinks, it stinks."

The first person to shout this sentence was none other than Xiao Yi.I saw that he himself couldn't stand the foul smell, pinched his nose and screamed.

After Xiao Yi's earth-shattering voice, the enthusiastic visitors in the marine zoo finally smelled the strong foul smell.

Smelly.

It's like a hot summer day, the smell that comes out after a whole week of unpacking.It's like rotten eggs in summer, releasing a stinky smell.

This is a hundred times more poisonous than chemical gas, and no one can bear the stench.

Immediately, someone started to retch.While running outside, retching, and cursing: "Fuck, what the hell is this eating. I have never smelled such a stinky fart in my life."

"Is this a fart?" Another person poured mineral water violently, and shouted in horror: "Could it be that the nearby chemical plant leaked, I remember that chlorine smells like that."

"Smelling this stench, I didn't want to eat for three days."

"I'm afraid that this will cause a psychological burden on my child. In the future, as long as someone spanks, he will cry. If this continues, how dare the child show up in public in the future."

"It stinks..."

Everyone was talking loudly about this first fart in the ages.Everyone, under the cover of this fart, evacuated the aquarium.

After all the tourists had left, Lan Meier looked at Xiao Yi whose face was flushed red, and finally laughed while covering her nose.

"Hahaha, this is the first fart in the ages." Lan Meier's tears flashed in her smile, and she leaned forward and backward in laughter: "I'm afraid only you, Xiao Yi, can come up with this method. Absolutely, really absolutely. "

Xiao Yi's face quickly turned from red to liver-colored.

"I'm thinking, the two countries will go to war in the future. As long as you go forward and let such a fart. I believe that the low hand will definitely surrender. Do you know how stinky your fart is? Do you dare to let it go?" Open your nose and take a sniff?" Lan Meier looked at Xiao Yi, her smile trembling.

Xiao Yi snorted coldly, and then said in a low voice: "Wait a minute, wait for the breath to dissipate, and you can take a good look here by yourself. I believe that no one will come here within half an hour."

"Half an hour, I don't think anyone will come here within half a day. I'm afraid you don't know how stinky it is." Lan Meier retched again when she thought of the stench just now. up.

Xiao Yi tried to loosen his nose, and then a foul smell came in.

Immediately, Xiao Yi vomited out all the food he ate in the morning.

Finally, Xiao Yi yelled: "Look here, I'll go out and hide for a while. If you're not dead, I'll come in and look for you."

After saying that, Xiao Yi let go of his feet and ran away.Like a rabbit with its tail, it runs fast.At this time, Xiao Yi wished he could grow two wings on his back.

"Is this really my own fart?" At this moment, Xiao Yi couldn't help but start to doubt: "Is this shit a human fart?"

Lan Meier pinched her nose, looking at the aquarium's poor ventilation.Immediately, no longer enjoy this VIP treatment.They have lost interest in the fish swimming in the glass tank.

"Don't watch it, don't watch it." Lan Meier followed Xiao Yi, ran out quickly, and wailed loudly: "If I wait a little longer, I'm afraid there will be a tank of dead fish next. You fart, absolutely poisonous dead fish."

(End of this chapter)