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Chapter 117 The Literary Husband

In ancient times, there was a nerd who liked to chew on words and show off his knowledge when speaking and writing articles.

One night, he was stung by a scorpion while he was sleeping, and he shook his head and shouted, "Good wife, burn the silver candle quickly, your husband was attacked by poisonous insects!"

He said it several times, but his wife couldn't understand it.He also said: "The body is like a pipa, the tail is like a steel cone, and it sounds like a good wife. It's bright, let's see what it is."

His wife still couldn't understand.The nerd was in so much pain that he couldn't bear it anymore, and in a panic, he shouted, "Honey, turn on the light, the scorpion has stung me!"

(End of this chapter)