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Chapter 135 You Tell Me Earlier

Once upon a time, there was a man nicknamed Zhang Nerdy.He only had one umbrella at home, and his wife told him to go to the market to buy another one.Before leaving, he asked his wife who would use each of the two umbrellas.The wife said that the old umbrella should be used by him, and the new wife can use it herself.

Soon, Zhang Neil bought a new umbrella in the market.

On the way home, the weather suddenly changed and it began to rain heavily.Zhang nerd ran desperately, and his whole body was soaked.A passer-by asked him, "Why don't you open the umbrella in your hand?" He replied, "This umbrella belongs to my wife, and mine is at home."

When he got home, he fell ill.His wife complained: "Why don't you use a new umbrella?" He replied feebly: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that I can use your umbrella."

(End of this chapter)