funny jokes

Chapter 42
When my husband had breakfast, he had a strange expression on his face.His wife noticed that his hands were bandaged and asked him what was the matter.

"We had a drinking party at the club last night, dear," he said to his wife. "There were a few lads who couldn't drink, and got a little drunk. So one of them stepped on me when he went out."

"Why did you step on your hand?" asked the wife.

"Hey, I'm so drunk that I lie on the ground!"

(End of this chapter)