funny jokes

Chapter 79
One day, Lao Zhang was concentrating on watching the flowers in the yard, but his wife didn't even hear him calling him three times in the house.His wife was furious, ran to the yard and slapped him loudly: "Are you deaf?"

Lao Zhang's face was on fire, and after a while, the left side of his face swelled up.But the wife is still angry.Lao Zhang quickly stretched out his right cheek to his wife: "Madam, calm down, madam, please slap this side of the face again, otherwise the two sides will be asymmetrical, and it will be ugly to go to work!"

(End of this chapter)