funny jokes

Chapter 82

Once upon a time, there was a sloppy couple, the man didn't wash his face, and the woman didn't wash the pot.After a long time, the man's face was covered with mud more than two inches thick, and rice crusts more than an inch thick accumulated in the pot.

One night, just as the couple lay down, the door was pushed open with a "squeak". The wife opened her eyes and was startled, only to see a man running away from the pot with a knife in his hand.In a hurry, she pushed her husband and said, "Oh! It's not good, a thief stole our pot!" When the thief heard this, he was also in a hurry, and hurriedly lifted the lid of the pot, took off the pot and ran out. .When the husband saw the fire, he jumped off the kang and chased him out, regardless of dressing.

Seeing that someone was chasing him, the thief turned his head and slashed, only to hear a "click", and a large piece of the man's face was cut off.The woman quickly dragged the man into the house.I lit a lamp, but it didn't hurt anything, only the layer of mud covering my face was cut off.Looking again, the pot was not stolen, the thief only took off the one-inch-thick pot.

(End of this chapter)