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Chapter 91 I Have Friends Too

A sailor returns home from two years at sea to find his wife tending a newborn baby.

"Who did it?" he asked. "Was it my friend Mike?"

"No." His wife replied.

"Is that my friend Bob?"

His wife shook her head.

"Bill," he cried, "it must be Bill!"

"Your friends, your friends," his wife replied impatiently, "are all your friends. Do you think I have no friends?"

(End of this chapter)