Chapter 136 Chapter 131
"There are still a few things missing. The driver went to the pier and asked if the fellow had any."
"The driver? The one who followed the car?" Yu Hai suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Yeah, send a few sister-in-laws back to the subordinate area, and buy them by the way—Brother Hai, what's wrong with you?"
Yu Hai's expression was slightly weird.
It's over, this matter has to be worn out! Yu Hai remembered a very philosophical saying, this person, don't usually brag, because every time you finish bragging, you will regret it.
Xiaotao probably should have known, he was really afraid that she would find a fishing boat to go out with her in a flash, but looking at it now, it seems that it is not very wise to use white lies
At this juncture, he has an important job and can't chase after him. He can only wait for the night to bear the storm and thunder roar of his daughter-in-law.
Thinking of Chuntao's flaming face, his liver trembled again.
It's okay, I'm a pure man, the big deal is that when my daughter-in-law gets angry, I just let her scratch her obediently - Yu Hai understands the definition of a pure man in this way.
"Tell Qiao Yu to prepare all the medicines. If someone has diarrhea, the medical insurance must keep up." He restrained his thoughts and said to everyone seriously.
"Yes!"
Yu Hai, who seems to be harsh, actually misses every employee the most in his heart, but the appearance is more fierce.
Going home at night, Yu Hai looked at the pile on the table and laughed dryly.
"Daughter-in-law, today's food is good!"
Flying crab, sea cat, Pipi shrimp
'Yeah, the food is good, but it's all mine, where's your supper! As soon as Chuntao pointed, Yu Hai felt depressed.
This big table is delicious, so prepare him a steamed bun and two plates of pickles, isn't it too much?
"Daughter-in-law, you can't eat it all by yourself. The seafood will be poisonous if exposed to dew overnight. You can't stay overnight. Come, let me see if the cover of this flying crab is full—"
She stretched out her claws to grab him, but Chuntao slapped his hand away.
"Don't eat it! Didn't you say that? People who grow up by the sea don't eat seafood during festivals. Any kind of sea crab is disgusting. You have to eat river crabs. You should find a mud ditch to catch river crabs now." , you go!"
He whispered softly, "Aren't I afraid of you going out to sea? There are sharks and killer whales in this sea."
She raised her eyebrows with a stern look on her face.
"Well, Yu Hai! Your wolf ambition has finally been revealed! In order to achieve your ulterior secrets, you dare to say such unconscionable words! I really sigh, you look like a human being, so you just do it This kind of shameless thing—”
Yu Hai smiled apologetically, and was about to coax her a few words, when Chuntao slapped the table, and a big fat flying crab fell out of a basin, he quickly caught it with his hands, broke off a crab claw and gnawed on it, it was really quite Fat
"Comrade Yu Hai, you have fallen to the brink of danger!"
He looked at her innocently, "Daughter-in-law, you seem to like to steal my lines recently?"
"Be serious, from now on, there will be one more family rule in our family - which one is it?"
"Article [-]." He reminded.
"Okay! The fourth rule of the house, Comrade Yu Hai must not hide anything from Comrade Chen Chuntao under any circumstances. If you violate it, you will be fined to do 200 sets of push-ups!"
"Daughter-in-law, 200 groups are too few, and you look down on your man too much."
Still daring to talk nonsense, Chuntao squinted her eyes, realizing that she hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem, "That's fine, 250!"
Yu Hai disagreed with so many numbers.
"You can round it up anyway, 300, 400, 500, whatever, why do you have to pay 250?"
"What's the matter, do you still have an opinion?" It was already written on her face, you are a person who treats crimes, and you dare to bargain with a shy face.
"Okay, 250 is 250, but daughter-in-law, why do I feel that there is something wrong with the formulation of this family rule, why can't I hide it from you, then you—"
"Do you still have the right to speak now? Who lied to me that the fishing season has not passed? Besides, you are a man, and you are on the first page of your household registration book. You should be strict with yourself—what kind of expression do you have? I am not convinced." ?” She admits that she is a villain, and she will not let go if she catches some reason.
"My first three items are all based on the premise of fairness and notarization."
"Well, the fourth family rule: Under no circumstances should Comrade Yu Hai hide anything from Comrade Chen Chuntao, and Chen Chuntao must not hide anything from Comrade Hai without good intentions!"
Let her play this word game. Yu Hai pondered for a while, isn't it the same as not saying anything?
"Daughter-in-law, do you really only have a junior high school education? Why do I feel that your literary talent is better than the clerical work of our unit?"
Chuntao felt guilty about this topic. She couldn't say that she was a top student in the Chinese Department of 985, could she?
"Dinner is ready! Today our family's task is to wipe out all the delicious food on this table, leaving nothing behind!" After tidying up Yu Hai and reviving his wife, she greeted him for dinner contentedly.
"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"
They ate a hearty meal. The two of them liked to eat seafood, and their faces were flushed and their stomachs were bulging.
"Daughter-in-law, don't send things to work tomorrow, go to the beach the day after tomorrow."
"Why don't you deliver it tomorrow? By the way, I thought your driver went to buy a lot of seafood today. Are you going to have a dinner together?"
"Dinner?" He was taken aback for a moment, and then raised the corners of his mouth, "Well, that's right. In fact, it's not just a dinner, it's also part of the assessment."
"Why is the assessment so good, and give it to seafood?"
Are the benefits of going to sea so good these days? Chuntao grabbed an apple and gnawed it, jokingly said, "If I knew that the benefits of going to sea are so good, I should have gone a few years ago."
"It's not the kind of daughter-in-law you think." He shook his head helplessly, "I said that the assessment of eating seafood is to let them eat it raw."
Eat it raw?
Chuntao stopped gnawing on the apple, her expression became tangled.
"It's not true, is it? I can see what your driver bought. Can that stuff be eaten raw?"
Suddenly felt a little nauseous, Chuntao's stomach was churning as she thought of those writhing objects.
What kind of assessment is this? It's okay to abuse those cute little brothers' bodies, but now they come up with such a disgusting move to abuse their hearts?
"This is a very important part of the assessment. You should know the seriousness of seafood allergies. If you encounter special circumstances at sea, we who rely on the sea have no choice but to produce in the sea."
This is one of Yu Hai's least favorite assessments, because maybe some sailors with good physical fitness can't pass the test of seafood allergies.
"My dear colleagues! You are lucky today!"
Yu Hai shouted with a loudspeaker that there was a big table in front of him.
Sea oysters, clams, crabs, sea urchins, sea fish, and some unknown seafood.
"The sea devil showed mercy today? It's so good, let's have seafood?" Someone whispered from below.
Yuan Erdan lowered his eyes and did not express his opinion. He sighed, finally
Thank you, sir, for the important reward of the sachet + safety talisman, and thanks to Moshang Junge, Woxingwozhi, and Anis for the safety talisman!
Thanks to Xianyunguzhou, Mantian Xiuxiu, Jin Shihui, Bingxue Yanyan, Meng Meigui, Eagle Love, Duo Duo Nuan, Xie Piao Miao & Green Light
, Swimming fish looking up at the blue sky, riding a snail to find happiness, sultry aroma, colorful sponge monthly pass!
(End of this chapter)
"There are still a few things missing. The driver went to the pier and asked if the fellow had any."
"The driver? The one who followed the car?" Yu Hai suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Yeah, send a few sister-in-laws back to the subordinate area, and buy them by the way—Brother Hai, what's wrong with you?"
Yu Hai's expression was slightly weird.
It's over, this matter has to be worn out! Yu Hai remembered a very philosophical saying, this person, don't usually brag, because every time you finish bragging, you will regret it.
Xiaotao probably should have known, he was really afraid that she would find a fishing boat to go out with her in a flash, but looking at it now, it seems that it is not very wise to use white lies
At this juncture, he has an important job and can't chase after him. He can only wait for the night to bear the storm and thunder roar of his daughter-in-law.
Thinking of Chuntao's flaming face, his liver trembled again.
It's okay, I'm a pure man, the big deal is that when my daughter-in-law gets angry, I just let her scratch her obediently - Yu Hai understands the definition of a pure man in this way.
"Tell Qiao Yu to prepare all the medicines. If someone has diarrhea, the medical insurance must keep up." He restrained his thoughts and said to everyone seriously.
"Yes!"
Yu Hai, who seems to be harsh, actually misses every employee the most in his heart, but the appearance is more fierce.
Going home at night, Yu Hai looked at the pile on the table and laughed dryly.
"Daughter-in-law, today's food is good!"
Flying crab, sea cat, Pipi shrimp
'Yeah, the food is good, but it's all mine, where's your supper! As soon as Chuntao pointed, Yu Hai felt depressed.
This big table is delicious, so prepare him a steamed bun and two plates of pickles, isn't it too much?
"Daughter-in-law, you can't eat it all by yourself. The seafood will be poisonous if exposed to dew overnight. You can't stay overnight. Come, let me see if the cover of this flying crab is full—"
She stretched out her claws to grab him, but Chuntao slapped his hand away.
"Don't eat it! Didn't you say that? People who grow up by the sea don't eat seafood during festivals. Any kind of sea crab is disgusting. You have to eat river crabs. You should find a mud ditch to catch river crabs now." , you go!"
He whispered softly, "Aren't I afraid of you going out to sea? There are sharks and killer whales in this sea."
She raised her eyebrows with a stern look on her face.
"Well, Yu Hai! Your wolf ambition has finally been revealed! In order to achieve your ulterior secrets, you dare to say such unconscionable words! I really sigh, you look like a human being, so you just do it This kind of shameless thing—”
Yu Hai smiled apologetically, and was about to coax her a few words, when Chuntao slapped the table, and a big fat flying crab fell out of a basin, he quickly caught it with his hands, broke off a crab claw and gnawed on it, it was really quite Fat
"Comrade Yu Hai, you have fallen to the brink of danger!"
He looked at her innocently, "Daughter-in-law, you seem to like to steal my lines recently?"
"Be serious, from now on, there will be one more family rule in our family - which one is it?"
"Article [-]." He reminded.
"Okay! The fourth rule of the house, Comrade Yu Hai must not hide anything from Comrade Chen Chuntao under any circumstances. If you violate it, you will be fined to do 200 sets of push-ups!"
"Daughter-in-law, 200 groups are too few, and you look down on your man too much."
Still daring to talk nonsense, Chuntao squinted her eyes, realizing that she hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem, "That's fine, 250!"
Yu Hai disagreed with so many numbers.
"You can round it up anyway, 300, 400, 500, whatever, why do you have to pay 250?"
"What's the matter, do you still have an opinion?" It was already written on her face, you are a person who treats crimes, and you dare to bargain with a shy face.
"Okay, 250 is 250, but daughter-in-law, why do I feel that there is something wrong with the formulation of this family rule, why can't I hide it from you, then you—"
"Do you still have the right to speak now? Who lied to me that the fishing season has not passed? Besides, you are a man, and you are on the first page of your household registration book. You should be strict with yourself—what kind of expression do you have? I am not convinced." ?” She admits that she is a villain, and she will not let go if she catches some reason.
"My first three items are all based on the premise of fairness and notarization."
"Well, the fourth family rule: Under no circumstances should Comrade Yu Hai hide anything from Comrade Chen Chuntao, and Chen Chuntao must not hide anything from Comrade Hai without good intentions!"
Let her play this word game. Yu Hai pondered for a while, isn't it the same as not saying anything?
"Daughter-in-law, do you really only have a junior high school education? Why do I feel that your literary talent is better than the clerical work of our unit?"
Chuntao felt guilty about this topic. She couldn't say that she was a top student in the Chinese Department of 985, could she?
"Dinner is ready! Today our family's task is to wipe out all the delicious food on this table, leaving nothing behind!" After tidying up Yu Hai and reviving his wife, she greeted him for dinner contentedly.
"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"
They ate a hearty meal. The two of them liked to eat seafood, and their faces were flushed and their stomachs were bulging.
"Daughter-in-law, don't send things to work tomorrow, go to the beach the day after tomorrow."
"Why don't you deliver it tomorrow? By the way, I thought your driver went to buy a lot of seafood today. Are you going to have a dinner together?"
"Dinner?" He was taken aback for a moment, and then raised the corners of his mouth, "Well, that's right. In fact, it's not just a dinner, it's also part of the assessment."
"Why is the assessment so good, and give it to seafood?"
Are the benefits of going to sea so good these days? Chuntao grabbed an apple and gnawed it, jokingly said, "If I knew that the benefits of going to sea are so good, I should have gone a few years ago."
"It's not the kind of daughter-in-law you think." He shook his head helplessly, "I said that the assessment of eating seafood is to let them eat it raw."
Eat it raw?
Chuntao stopped gnawing on the apple, her expression became tangled.
"It's not true, is it? I can see what your driver bought. Can that stuff be eaten raw?"
Suddenly felt a little nauseous, Chuntao's stomach was churning as she thought of those writhing objects.
What kind of assessment is this? It's okay to abuse those cute little brothers' bodies, but now they come up with such a disgusting move to abuse their hearts?
"This is a very important part of the assessment. You should know the seriousness of seafood allergies. If you encounter special circumstances at sea, we who rely on the sea have no choice but to produce in the sea."
This is one of Yu Hai's least favorite assessments, because maybe some sailors with good physical fitness can't pass the test of seafood allergies.
"My dear colleagues! You are lucky today!"
Yu Hai shouted with a loudspeaker that there was a big table in front of him.
Sea oysters, clams, crabs, sea urchins, sea fish, and some unknown seafood.
"The sea devil showed mercy today? It's so good, let's have seafood?" Someone whispered from below.
Yuan Erdan lowered his eyes and did not express his opinion. He sighed, finally
Thank you, sir, for the important reward of the sachet + safety talisman, and thanks to Moshang Junge, Woxingwozhi, and Anis for the safety talisman!
Thanks to Xianyunguzhou, Mantian Xiuxiu, Jin Shihui, Bingxue Yanyan, Meng Meigui, Eagle Love, Duo Duo Nuan, Xie Piao Miao & Green Light
, Swimming fish looking up at the blue sky, riding a snail to find happiness, sultry aroma, colorful sponge monthly pass!
(End of this chapter)
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