The happy daily life of crossing

Chapter 323 IQ is touching (Monthly ticket 1900 plus a larger chapter)

Chuntao finished her roar in one breath, feeling very refreshed, Han San put on the mask silently.

"I know there is no way for you to accept this fact immediately. You must have suffered a lot of grievances before. You should blame me. I have the patience to wait for you to accept me."

He turned to leave.

"Stop!" Chuntao called to stop him, and he turned around.

"Are you male or female?"

This problem has troubled Chuntao for a long time.

This person is very harmonious whether he wears men's clothes or women's clothes. Men's clothes are evil and women's clothes are beautiful, and his voice is different. He can not only change clothes but also change his voice.

"I'm—" Han San paused, "Do you recognize me? I'll tell you if you recognize me."

"deny!"

"Then I won't tell you. I'll tell you when you recognize me." Stimulated by Chuntao's coldness, he lowered his shoulders and turned to leave.

"return!"

Chuntao gave him a command and a movement, just like a big obedient dog, Yu Hai felt a little sympathetic to him when he looked at it.

"Find a way to get some change of clothes, my daughter's clothes, diapers, dry food!"

Han San looked at Chun Tao pitifully.

"Do you recognize me?"

"How can I recognize you if you don't show your sincerity? If you have been alone for decades, and suddenly someone came out and said he was your relative, would you recognize it? Things always have a cause and effect. If you come out to mess around, sooner or later you will Still! Maybe you'll do better—huh!"

Anyone could tell that Chuntao was fooling the second idiot, she was moved by Han San's tears, and her voice was a little choked up, "Yes! I will definitely behave well, and you will definitely recognize me!"

This is the opportunity Chuntao gave him, he must seize the opportunity and grasp it well!
After taking two steps, he turned back, took out a miniature gun from his waist, and handed Chuntao a few rounds of bullets.

"Here, you keep it for self-defense. I found this specially for you. The recoil is relatively small, and it is very suitable for girls. You have never practiced shooting. Let him teach you." He pointed at Yu Hai.

"You wait, I will make you recognize me!" He was full of confidence, Chuntao really wanted to roll his eyes, where did the confidence come from!
Yu Hai blinked away tears when he turned around, straightened his waist instantly, raised his head and left alone and proudly, this man's mask was not on his face, but in his heart.

Chuntao grimaced at his back, and after the customs closed, she was finally able to talk to her daughter-in-law casually!
Several monitors were broken by Han San, and they were free!

"Are you a little—"

Chuntao glared, but he didn't dare to speak.

"What's the matter? Yu Hai, why didn't I know that you still have the physique of the Holy Father? Don't you know why I came to this island? Why should I have a good impression of a person who hurt me? Yes, I used it He's dead, but did I point a gun at his head? He likes it himself!"

She has always been revengeful, and Han Qiuyue did help her, but he was still the one who caused it, so she would not casually admit such a person as a relative, but looking at him pitifully, it is indeed a little unspeakably uncomfortable , She suppressed it so that she wouldn't sympathize with that kind of person.

"Why do I think you mean that to him?" My daughter-in-law knew it herself. Although she acted fiercely, Yu Hai felt that Chuntao didn't seem to have any interest in Han San at all. She didn't treat people she hated like that. ——For details, please refer to How she cleaned up Auntie Yu.

"I have a fucking idea! I just want him to get me involved!"

In such a situation, someone suddenly ran out and said that it was her brother. Can you not resist, and this person's identity is so special, if you recognize him, wouldn't you become the daughter of the leader of an anti-government and anti-human armed organization? manage!
She has been an orphan for 2 lifetimes, and she doesn't know what it's like to be a family member. She just looked at Han San and asked lonely, do you recognize me? At that time, she felt a little indescribable, but she would never recognize it, and disappeared a lot The young man suddenly ran out to delay her and her man's happy future, why? !He is pitiful, so he deserves to be cannon fodder?

"Baba!" Xiaoshuang clapped her little hands begging for attention.

Yu Hai had waited for this opportunity, picked up Xiaoshuang, and kissed her hard on the face.

"Baby! Daddy's sweet baby!" Soft and milky, so cute!

It was almost internally hurt to bear it before, but it can be regarded as taking the opportunity to kiss hard.If you want to kiss, you can kiss, if you want to rub your chubby belly, you can rub it, don't you want to be so cool!
Xiaoshuang was amused by his enthusiasm and giggled. Yu Hai knew that his daughter was crazy, so he hugged her and circled her. The little girl circled in the air in a straight line, and the little cherry mouth, which was very similar to her mother, became O-shaped. , thought she was frightened, but in the end she just froze for a moment, then grinned, and when Yu Hai stopped, she pouted and wanted to cry, and her father's cute heart almost melted, why is the baby so cute!

Yu Hai teased her for a long time, the little girl was tired of laughing, she lay obediently on her father's shoulder, stayed for a while, raised her chubby neck, as if thinking of something.

Yu Hai thought that she didn't want to stop and wanted to tease her, but the little girl shook her head and kicked her little feet to express her refusal, then she flattened her mouth and big tears came down.

The baby's heart changes faster than the sky in June. No one knows why the little girl who was happy just now is suddenly sad. She doesn't want to poop, she's hungry, she doesn't want to be crazy, she just cries with her mouth flattened, how can she coax her Neither is good.

Touch your head, it's not hot.

Both Chuntao and Yu Hai were numb. Suddenly, Chuntao had a flash of inspiration, "Xiaoshuang, do you miss your brother?"

The child was too young to speak, Chuntao just guessed casually, and when she heard the word "brother", Xiaoshuang stopped crying, twisted her neck back and forth to look for it, and continued to cry after finding no brother in the room.

I really miss my brother!
The twins have never been separated for such a long time, and the two children are both gifted and intelligent. After not seeing her brother for so long, Xiaoshuang feels sad and can't express it, so she can only cry.

She was very happy to see the long-lost diaper face. When she was so happy to be teased, she felt something strange with her baby's thinking. She should share this joy with her brother, but she was very sad that he could not be found.

When it comes to Xiaohuo, Yu Hai and Chuntao feel uncomfortable.

The son doesn't know what to do now, the child accepts milk, and Chuntao is not around, and he doesn't know whether he will drink the girl's breast milk or not, and whether he will get sick because of missing his sister.

There is no way to think about it, they are all hard to protect themselves now, and they have to endure it even if they think about it.

"Xiaoshuang don't cry, dad will definitely find a way to send you and your mother out to reunite with your brother, believe in dad!" Yu Hai walked back and forth in the room with Xiaoshuang in his arms, the little girl fell asleep crying, watching It's a little pathetic.

Putting the child on the bed, Chuntao casually fiddled with the gun Han San left for her, while Yu Hai sat beside her and inspected it carefully.

"He's really nice to you. This gun is one in a million. The proofreading is extremely accurate. It's not cheap on the black market." He is an expert, and he knows it when he touches it.

"Hmph, I don't appreciate it!" Chuntao said stiffly back and forth while holding the gun, Yu Hai shook her head and corrected her movements.

Although this thing is not as good as real money, it is a good thing to save life on this killing island.

Although Han San, the brother who jumped out halfway, didn't get Chuntao's approval, he helped Chuntao and Yu Hai solve a big problem. There was no surveillance in the room, so he could talk whatever he wanted. Secondly, he sent Chuntao a large number of essential items. Everything from food to life-saving weapons is available. Chuntao feels more at ease when he has a gun and goes out in the sea. Moreover, Han San also sent his most powerful assistant, Xiaoliu, to live next door to Chuntao. She can protect Chuntao even if she is troubled by troubles, and she often wanders to Chuntao's eyes in an attempt to gain some favor when she has nothing to do.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. When Yu Hai went out to cook, he heard another very frustrating (gan) heart (de) sick (piao) crazy (liang) thing.

Isn't there a psychologist on the island who specializes in studying people's micro-expressions to judge whether there is a problem with the other party, that is, the spectacled yellow hair who studied Chuntao and Yu Hai before.

Something happened to him.

At the same time that Han San came to find Chuntao and asked to admit his relatives, the yellow-haired expert was wiped out in his own territory, still in a very humiliating way.

There was no table in Yu Hai's wooden house, so he put the freshly ordered vegetables on the only wooden bench, and the two of them sat on the bed to eat.

He brought back two dishes, both of which were very greasy meat, and Chuntao couldn't eat it. Fortunately, Han San brought over some canned luncheon meat, various snacks and kimchi smecta, which effectively relieved the greasyness. The three meals are all exquisite, completely different from the meals of the rough guys on the island.

"I'm going out in a while, you pay attention to safety, if someone dares to come in and shoot directly, don't hesitate or show the kindness of a woman."

"Well, I see, where are you going?"

"A very troublesome person on the island was killed, your brother—" Chuntao glared at him, and Yu Hai immediately changed his words, "Han San said that there is a meeting, so I have to go and cooperate."

"Are you in danger?" Chuntao couldn't eat it when she heard it.When she first came to the island, she had already seen that this was a country wandering outside the law, but she didn't expect that people would die so soon.

Yu Hai shook his head, "It's just a formality in the past, actually I suspect——Three Thieves Han shouting "Stop Thief."

"How do you know that guy did it?"

"intuition."

Yu Hai just felt that such a funny method of dealing with people must come from Han San!
The expert died, how did he die?
"It is said that he had hallucinations after taking the medicine, and then he committed suicide by drinking a bullet without knowing why."

"Did you go to see it? Did you really commit suicide?"

Yu Hai put a piece of meat in her mouth, pouted, "Even if you think about it with your knees, it's impossible to commit suicide."

But the main thing on the island is, that's it.

"Hmph, he's not a good person, he's dead when he dies—no, Han San said he committed suicide, why do you have to make you all go through this?"

When she arrived on the island, she felt that she had a tendency to be blackened. Except for the people she cared about, the more bad people died, the better.

The corner of Yu Hai's mouth twitched slightly, "It is said that there will be a meeting to be a negative example, discussing the damage to the body caused by taking drugs and watching too much porn, the theme is true love and life away from self-masturbation."

The old man Han likes to write nonsense, and Han San also followed suit, creating a theme and writing a poem or something.

Chuntao also smoked, why didn't I see that Han San was so funny before?
"Shut up, shut up!" Feng Yin, a parrot with Tangshan flavor, stood on a special iron shelf and repeated this sentence back and forth. Han San sat on the sofa and stretched out his hand to comb its fur, as if thinking about something.

Xiao Liu stood in front of him anxiously, looking at his expression speculatively.

"Third brother, do I have an inland-style striker? (Is it okay to strike like that)"

He came back to ask for credit, and third brother's inscrutable expression made him a little uneasy. Could it be that things were not done according to third brother's wishes?

Han San continued to comb Feng Yin's hair.

"Third brother, third brother?"

"Huh? Ah, call me?" Han San finally came back to his senses, what did Xiao Liu just say?

"Shut up, shut up!" Feng Yin flapped his wings, repeating the only words he knew back and forth.

"Shut up! I have to force you to be good again! (Hit you in Moji)"

"Shut up, shut up!"

"What are you playing, you want to burp, don't you—"

One person and one bird were arguing happily, Han San rubbed his temples, "Shut up!"

The boss's opening was really extraordinary, and the people and birds stopped.

"Did anyone see you when you started?" Han San finally remembered the business. He was so focused on how to please the younger sister that his mind went blank.

"When I went in, the foreign devil was watching a movie. I watched him push the needle and put it on him. I heard that Hai Wangba felt that something was wrong and wanted to investigate—brother three, or I put it on him too. ?”

"Who's going to play with us if we're all set?" After all, it's the old man's person. The old man doesn't take it seriously if he dies an expert. It's not easy to carry around when the turtle is dead. The corners of Han San's mouth curled up.

"In the afternoon, you go to the meeting on my behalf. If the turtle is making a fuss, you can trick Kuizi to intervene. It's best to stimulate Kuizi to let the sea hornet cooperate with the turtle to investigate together."

It's Han San's idea to hold a meeting in a fake organization that kills people. As long as Chuntao is not involved, his IQ is actually quite high.

Let Yu Hai cooperate with the investigation, while showing that he, the boss, is fair and does not run on Quege, and secretly trips the turtle according to Yu Hai's IQ to ensure that the turtle can't find anything. What Han San looks forward to most is to pay Yu Hai Go, the little girl belongs to him alone!
"Xiao Liu, what can she be happy to give the girl?" Although I feel that the little girl is not so annoying to me, but she is not close, and I really want to go further.

Xiao Liu scratched his head, he had a daughter-in-law in his hometown, but he hadn't contacted her for several years, and almost forgot what she looked like.

"I caught a brood of long worms for her back then, and she was very happy with it."

long worm = snake

"Are you sure—she likes that thing?!" Han San hesitated.

"Yeah, Huanqi!" His hometown produces a kind of snake that can be used as medicine, and some of them collect it. It's not cheap. Once he makes a sale, it's quite a gift for a litter. Can you be unhappy, the quasi-father-in-law will be happy All the wine was put on the table for him to drink.

Han Sanlue thought about it, the little girl is more lively and able to play, maybe she likes some more exciting pets?
Well, if you like it, I will make it for you. Who told you to be my sister by the inner activities of the third young master who was cheated by pig teammates.

Yu Hai went out and Chuntao had nothing to do. She lay on the bed and took a nap with her daughter. When she couldn't sleep, she closed her eyes and thought about the future. When she was drowsy, she felt a strange feeling on her face. ——

"Ah!" Mr. Tianma, what the hell is this!

The ice is cold, the grass is green, slender, and Chuntao's back feels cold.

Han San was standing in front of the bed and smiling at her holding the thing. When Chuntao saw that it was him, he picked up the pillow angrily and smashed it.

"What are you doing!"

Although she is quite courageous and not very afraid of snakes, this does not mean that it is not disgusting to be crawled on her face by a snake in the middle of her sleep. If you look closely, what he is holding in his hand is not a snake, but a plant that looks like a snake. Curved, at first glance it looks like a snake.

"Do you like it?" He regretted slightly, "I didn't catch a snake. This is a snake melon, and it can be eaten."

When Chuntao heard that he still wanted to scare her with a real snake, she was almost fuming.

"Ghosts like this stuff!"

Seeing her expression, Han San probably guessed that he was flattering on the horse's leg, and my younger sister didn't like it.
The revolution is unsuccessful, San'er still needs to work hard!

After being beaten by Chuntao, he went back and gave Xiao Liu a beat - poor Liu didn't even make it up because Brother Mao suddenly exploded, this beat was more unfair.

This time, Han San decided to think about how to build a good relationship with the younger sister. The plan to give pets failed, so she must be happy to give some dolls that girls like-wait a minute, the younger sister is not an ordinary girl, She will definitely not love to send Fanpin, so she can only reluctantly part with her.
Half a day later, all the villains passing by the Sea Hornet's cabin heard the roar of the crazy woman.

"I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him!"

All the villains went around one after another, and no one dared to offend the lunatics in the Sea Hornet's house. Many people saw the Sandang's house going in several times, and seemed to be served beautifully. No one dares to provoke this crazy woman.

But what about the non-aggressive lunatic who was promised, what's the matter with shouting to kill every day?

In the room, the seven orifices of Chuntao Qi were emitting smoke, and a blood-stinging imitation doll lay there on the ground, silently enduring the anger that should have been vented on Han San.

Just now Chuntao found this doll in the food bag, and when she took it out, it was still a normal and beautiful doll, so she gave it to Xiaoshuangwa.

As a result, after playing twice, the child pressed the switch and blood came out from the doll's head (ketchup), and the contents of the stomach also flowed out, and a kind of sinister smile was made, which scared Xiaoshuang to cry.
Yu Hai hugged and patted again, and the little girl fell asleep aggrieved. Before going to sleep, she pointed at the broken doll and yelled a few words of "Tomadi".
Han San stood outside the door and wandered around for a couple of times. Hearing the roar inside, he knew that the flattery had missed the spot. It seemed that it was time to use his trump card!
　Thank you for your love^^, Chu Xue, sir, for your important safety talisman!

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