The happy daily life of crossing

Chapter 364 Comrade Yu Hai is very shameful
The night at sea was a bit cold, and the night watch was full of wine in the portable water bottle. Yu Hai glanced at her expression from the corner of her eyes, and a smile flashed in her eyes.

The wine was really warm, and after drinking it, her body would not be so cold. Chuntao fixed her eyes again, and she could no longer see what was going on on the merchant ship, and the alcohol made her a little emotional.

"Just watch them succeed? How did you become the captain!"

"Do you want to make a bet?" Calculation flashed across Yu Hai's eyes.
Chuntao was too familiar with Yu Hai's expression and tone.

Before, he used such a calm tone to pretend to be stupid and win her over.

Chuntao is not stupid, she has suffered a loss once before, if she agrees with the alcohol on her thigh, this guy must make a request, you, next time you are not allowed to follow the boat!
Eyeballs rolled, "Okay, I bet you! I bet you have a way to deal with these pirates who boarded the ship. I will lose. Next time I won't follow the boat. The pirates can take over all under our noses. It’s cheap, the coaches are so useless, it doesn’t matter whether I follow or not, well, I’m going to win, you can just do 300 push-ups for me, I understand, even if the coach is useless, he can’t help but follow the boat, right?”

Yu Haigaba slammed his mouth twice, and was completely overwhelmed by her.

"Pfft!" Yuan Erdan laughed, but the proprietress was still ruthless, and the boss of the general was speechless.

She had run out of words, if Yu Hai couldn't deal with this group of people, he would be called a wimp, and if he could be dealt with, his wife wouldn't be able to spare him, and he would have to do 300 push-ups.

Anyway, it's all reasonable, and the most amazing thing is that Yu Hai has no way to refute her, who told him to think badly first and want to take this opportunity to let her stay at home next time.

Having a daughter-in-law who is too smart is also a headache.
"Deputy captain, is our plan still going on? If you are afraid of doing push-ups, why don't we withdraw our troops?" Yuan Erdan asked with a suppressed smile.

Yu Hai vomits, everyone needs to be cleaned up, he can't fix this little girl in the family, if this thing can't be cured any longer, it will be so suffocating.

"You, conductor—" He pointed at Yuan Erdan, and added, "Direct while doing push-ups!"

He was punished by the boss just for being cheap. This is the rhythm of risking life to death.

Yuan Erdan shrugged and muttered in a low voice, "Could this be the legend of the family being angry outside?"

Yu Hai glared, and he resigned himself to lying on the ground and doing it up and down, and muffled laughter came from the headset.

All the ambush soldiers on the merchant ship are listening, it’s good to listen to something lively and relieve stress and emotions.

"If you laugh again, I'll let you do push-ups while suppressing bandits! Team No. [-] will deal with the one on the left according to the original plan, Team No. [-] will go on the right, and the command team will take down the one in the middle. I don't think the other guys on him are the same as the others. Same, probably a small boss!"

Yuan Erdan was doing push-ups while sending messages via wireless.

It was too far away to hear the movement over there, and I didn't know what happened on the boat. About 40 seconds later, I heard a loud noise from a distance, and there was a sound coming from the earphone.

"Deputy captain, the other party boarded 7 people and captured 7 people alive. One of our team members was slightly injured, and the other members of the ship are all fine!"

"Escort the pirates and hand them over immediately, take care of the wounded!!" Yu Hai gave orders in an orderly manner.

Chuntao looked at his profile with a little admiration, Yu Hai didn't see her at this time, but she was still so handsome, domineering in a mess, planning and controlling the world.

No wonder he dared to bet with himself, it turned out that people had ambushed soldiers on the boat long ago, just waiting for them to board the boat.

Yu Hai also made a careful plan, thinking in terms of the current fleet arrangement, if he was a bandit leader, he would choose that ship to attack, and put a lot of troops on that ship. The fleet has trained so many excellent people on weekdays. Security, it all came in handy.

From Chuntao's point of view, this episode was extremely exciting. Those bad guys who were chasing after the wind and waves ran around and won the first battle. It is estimated that these bad guys will not dare to pester the fleet again in the next few days.

Seeing that those sent down were almost catching up, Chuntao suddenly saw an extremely shameless scene through the night vision binoculars.

The bandit boat that was about to be overtaken threw its weapon into the sea and held up a dried fish as a sign of surrender. The chasing boat stopped immediately.

"What are you doing, grab it!" Chuntao was anxious.

"If you don't have a weapon, you can't catch them. What they mean is that they are fishermen and they come out to fish." Yu Hai also gritted his teeth against these guys, but that's how the contract is, they only have the right to expel them, but not to attack them, unless these villains are really caught. Only their boats can be caught, just like the one just caught.

"Fishermen! The fish are all dry, and they have been sitting there for a long time! It's just a prop for them to excuse!" It's really annoying to see it, no wonder the pirates are so hard to get rid of.

"I know there's nothing I can do about it. We're not in charge of this. We're not qualified to do anything other than self-defense. There's no room for reason." , can only return.

Anyway, I caught a few, and it's not empty-handed. This is the Yu Haidai team. The other fleets have suffered a lot, and the economic losses have been countless.

That's fine with them.

The bad guys who pretended to be good people with dried fish saw that they stopped chasing each other, and one of them even jumped up, it was a traditional dance of their small country, and at the end they slapped their buttocks, which means, we are broken, what can you do? What am I!
In this time and space, before the various agreements were perfected, there was really nothing to do with them. Chun Tao even heard someone scolding her mother behind her.

Chuntao rolled her eyes, no, it's too irritating.

Called Dudu directly, Dudu, sink that dancing ship for me!

My old lady has an invincible ocean cheat, which can rule all kinds of injustice!

Dudu was in this sea, Chuntao summoned it in an instant, and slammed into it straight away, with a heavy weight of several tons, every hit was accurate.

Oh, Bao'er, I hit the wrong one, it's not that ship!Chuntao felt so happy, watching those scoundrels fall like boiled dumplings, she felt very happy!
Wrong, then I will come again, maybe I ate too much just now, and I am a little indigestible. Dudu just finished dinner and was leading the children to play games, when he was dispatched by Tao Mama, he did not behave well for the first time , work hard this time, come again!
Boom, another ship has been knocked over!
It moves too fast, and dives when it hits and sinks. Many people on the fleet don't have night vision goggles and can't see what's going on. They just look at something coming out of the sea, and after a few strolls, they sink the pirate. up!

Those arrogant guys just fell straight down!

The boat froze, and someone shouted, "OK!"

Then there was a burst of applause and neat clapping, Tai Temeow was so happy, and I felt aggrieved every time I went to sea, today is really good!

Others just thought it was a coincidence, but Yu Hai knew what was going on, and looked at Chuntao with a half-smile, she blinked innocently, why was she so affectionate, people would be embarrassed!

Yu Hai pretended not to know about this, because his heart was also very happy.
"Mom Tao, you won't ask me to drop them again, right? It's hard to do it, or you will kill me, don't let me do it!" Dudu is quite picky eater, he has been raised by Chuntao to be very picky, what is it? Tofu, fried chicken tenders, fried noodles, French foie gras, and whale feed with different flavors, ordinary things are really not attractive to it.

"God has the virtue of good life. Let's not kill. If it sinks, retreat." She didn't bother to kill. As for whether these big villains who are quick to seek money and kill can swim back in the sea, it depends on them. good luck.

Dudu was trained by her to be very good at ramming a boat, and the boat hit by it would be destroyed immediately, and after capsizing, they would still need an engine.

"I'll let Xiao Haitao's mental body go out and give you some whale feed later. What flavor do you want to eat today? Do you want stinky tofu?" Chuntao secretly asked Dudu with her mental power, tossing the whale girl, but also I have to pay someone for their hard work.

"No, no, Mommy Tao, I am a lady whale with a gentleman's demeanor, how can I always eat stinky tofu? I am so unpursuing!"

"Uh, then, what kind of flavor do you want to eat today, lady whale with pursuit?"

"I want half of the fermented bean curd steamed buns, and half of the pork with pickled vegetables!"

What an arrogant answer!

(⊙o⊙)...

Well, you won, Lady Whale's pursuit, it's awesome!Chuntao is going to go to a place where no one is around to enter the system to exchange for a while, and she has to exchange several copies. Dudu works hard all by herself, and the whole family can follow each other. Chuntao treats her cronies very generously.

As soon as Chuntao praised Dudu, Yu Hai showed a wicked smile and ordered to Yuan Erdan who was still doing push-ups.

"Don't do it, go, turn on the main ship's tweeter and play a song for them."

"What are you putting?"

"Stupid! Do I need to say this? Spring in the Northland! Praise friendship, friendship! Tell the fleet to stop advancing, and replay them 5 times!"

After Yu Hai finished speaking, he sang, "Thank you from the bottom of my heart!"

This leisurely, this comfortable, swept away the aggrieved just now.

Just now these guys danced to anger them, Yu Hai ruthlessly returned it this time, and everyone has never been so comfortable, singing along with Yu Hai loudly.

"I have a you in my ordinary years~ You are full of vitality!"

After singing a few lines, Yu Hai waved his hand to stop, "Ask which country those pirates are from. The people we sing don't understand. Find someone who can speak their language and sing it a cappella for me on the tweeter!"

So 1 minute later, a little brother who sang out of tune and had a broken voice appeared on the tweeter. What a bad song he sang. There was no way. He was the only one who knew the language of this country in the entire fleet.
Annoying to such an extent, Deputy Captain Yu, you are enough!
Chuntao was tainted by such an atmosphere, and happily sang along, her pretty face shone brightly under the lights on the deck, and her smile became brighter and brighter.

The hearts of the people who sang this song were passionate, and some of the angry pirates sank on the spot. They have always been the ones who abused others. They have done too many things to intercept ships, and they have never been retaliated like this.

　Thank you for the sachet of Life Like Water, thank you for the safety talisman of Passionate Love^^, thank you Yaoyue Linglong and Happy Ziyan for the safety talisman!
　　In other words, this Northern Spring is my childhood memory. My father likes Teresa Teng very much, and I put it on every day at home. When I was a few years old, I told my neighbors that Teresa Teng died early, otherwise my father would definitely marry her, and then he would be killed My father spanked me, many years have passed, and I still don’t understand why my father spanked me.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)