The happy daily life of crossing

Chapter 398 Give the children a thumbs up for their IQ
After hearing the teacher's complaint, Chuntao couldn't laugh or cry.

Little Fatty didn't know why he offended the two children, and the two children were not his opponents in the contest of force, but a think tank named Xiaohuo came up with a bad idea to trick Xiaopang into playing a game of pirates.

The nursery on the island is basically filled with the children of the employees of the unit on Hongfei Island. The children have been exposed to the things of their parents, and their favorite thing is to play the game of heroic sailors conquering the sea.

Only the kid king with a high force value is eligible to play a positive image, and he must beat the pirates to the ground to meet the main theme.

The friends have to fight for the role, or the palm of the hand decides who will play the pirate, and no one wants to play it.

The little chubby pissed off the twins, the weight of the two children added together was almost the same as the other, so naturally they couldn't beat the tall chubby chubby, Xiao Huo rolled his eyes, and muttered a few words to his sister, thinking about it.

"Er Fatty, do you want to play the game of Fighting Pirates?" Xiaoshuang asked loudly, Er Fatty is Xiao Pangdun's nickname.

"It's okay to play, but I want to play a positive character!" Er Fatty replied.

"No problem, you play the positive role alone, we are all pirates!" Xiaoshuang's words puzzled Er Fatty.

This little girl has always been sharp, I have never seen her play a pirate, what happened today.

"Xiaoshuang, why don't we play good people together, you play your mother, I play your father!"

If there is a big task, Chuntao and his wife will go to sea together. Even children on the island know this. In the hearts of children, the gods and couples should be like twin parents. The beautiful Xiaoshuang is very attractive to Erpang. If you want He only played with Xiaoshuang when he played the role of mom and dad.

Xiaoshuang doesn't like him, and never plays house with him.

"No, my dad is not as fat as you!" Every girl's dad is the best man, and Xiaoshuang is no exception.

"Stop arguing, Er Fatty, you play a good guy, we are pirates, let's play something different today." Xiaohuo said, and a group of children looked at him eagerly.

"It's no fun to always play the good guy defeating the pirates. My mother said that the story needs to be diverse to be interesting! Er Fat Brother, do you want to be a hero?"

"Must!" Er Fatty pulled up his small chest with a proud expression on his face. He is a descendant of the hero Ocean Son.

Even if he is a bit fatter, he is still a chubby guy with ideals.

"Alright, I'll let you be a superhero today, come on, close your eyes," Xiao Huo gradually seduced.

Er Fatty closed his eyes, suddenly his body tightened, he opened his eyes, and found that he was tied to a tree by the twins who did not know where to get the rope!
"What are you doing!"

"Don't be nervous, don't you want to be a superhero? Let's play a game where good guys are unfortunately caught by pirates and tortured. You were caught by us bad guys. We interrogated you. Just remember to say, kill you Just don’t recruit.” Xiao Huo spoke the rules of the game slowly.

"This...doesn't sound right?" Er Fatty had never played such a game.

He is indeed a positive person, but why does it sound weird?

"What's wrong? My father said that pirates are cunning, but our Hongfei Island is an island of heroes, and everyone on our island is not afraid of pirates! If you don't want to be a hero, we will let you down. See you and us from now on." Call you a bear!"

Xiaoshuang said eloquently.

Er Fatty heard the most beautiful little girl on the island say that she is a bear and quit, shaking her head like a rattle.

"I want to be a hero!"

"Well, remember your lines, no matter what we do, you can't recruit, or you will be a bear!" Xiaohuo's gloomy look with squinted eyes is somewhat similar to when Yu Hai schemed against people.

"Well, don't say it!"

The dragon and the phoenix looked at each other, hmph, bad boy who bullies others, we dragon and phoenix heroes are going to do justice for the heavens now!
So, with a left punch and a right punch, a group of children surrounded Er Fatty and beat him up, Er Fatty screamed in pain.

When the teacher came over, Er Pang still remembered the rules of the game and shouted there.

"If you kill me, I won't recruit!"

"Good man, we respect you as a man!" Xiaohuo said while beating.

"That's how it happened. I saw your two children yelling the most, so I called you here." The teacher loves and hates Yu's twins.

Let’s say they are little villains. They are very polite when they meet people. They are polite to the teacher and the children who don’t mess with them. These two children who teach some nursery rhymes and dances must be the first to learn. They wear clean and fashionable clothes that are long and cute people like it.

But this pair of beautiful doll-like children, who are often mischievous and pranks, come up with endless tricks, are not at all like children of this age.

Chuntao was completely speechless after listening to this process. These two children are too bad. If they can't beat them, they try to clean him up. After hearing this, their temples start to twitch.

"I'm sorry, teacher, to trouble you."

Damn it, I've been arrogant for half of my life, she's been walking sideways wherever she goes, since these two things have grown up, she has to apologize everywhere in a low voice, I'm sorry has almost become her mantra!
Chuntao decided to take off the trousers of these two when she went home, let them lie side by side on the sofa with fat asses like little white steamed buns, and slashed them hard.

"You two, apologize to Erpang!" Chuntao turned her head and yelled at the two children.

The two children looked at the sky and the ground one by one, pretending not to hear.

Chuntao frowned upside down, "Don't tell me yet!"

"It's just a game and a dream."

"Don't leave the incomplete truth in the play."

The two children uttered one sentence, and the teacher burst into laughter. This is the most popular song nowadays. These two children are really smart, and they have learned and used it!
Chuntao felt that the prehistoric power in her body was about to lose control, and her blood was hitting her head.

These two bastards are really too humble!
"Mom, violence can't solve the problem, you can't hit us!" Xiaoshuang said plausibly.

"We dragon and phoenix will not apologize for something we did not do wrong! We agreed to play the game, and he voluntarily!" Xiaohuo pushed Erpang, and Xiaoshuang silently mouthed to Erpang.

The one who sued the teacher is a coward!

"Auntie, I played voluntarily. I am the hero!"

Both Chuntao and the teacher were speechless. Is this kid stupid, or Erxiong is too good at brainwashing Amway?

When Yu Hai came home from get off work, as soon as he opened the door, two of them rushed over from the corner, each holding his thigh.

"Master Qingtian!"

"Be the master for the little ones!"

The corner of Yu Hai's mouth twitched twice. Children can't watch TV series all the time, it's all messed up.

Hearing their heart-piercing howls, Yu Haigang lowered his head to hug the two children to ask what was going on, when Chuntao came out with a bloody fish in his left hand and a kitchen knife in his right.

"You two continue to stand for me, you, give me supervision! You can't take a minute less, start counting from now, and you can't move until half o'clock. I can't let you three sinners surnamed Yu sleep on straw mats at night. !"

Yu Hai pointed to his nose with a little surprise, "What did I do to you, I don't want to vent my anger."

"Did you tell them about Dragon and Phoenix Heroes?" Chuntao gritted her teeth.

Yu Hai nodded, it was the bedtime story he told the children, so what's the matter?
"It's what you said, you are not innocent, go, stand up for me!"

"Convince people with virtue!"

Chuntao Bibi held the kitchen knife in his hand, and Yu Hai hurriedly covered the children's mouths, and dragged them to stand in the corner, and asked in a low voice when Chuntao entered.

"Who made Mom angry?"

"he!"

"she!"

The two children pointed at each other.

Equal to Hai heard the whole story clearly, resisted the urge to laugh and forced to ask with a serious face.

"Why do you want to clean up Erpang?"

"He beat Xiaoqiang from Aunt Hong's house, and threatened Xiaoqiang not to sue the teacher. He deserves it!" Xiaoshuang said with a contemptuous face.

"Our dragon and phoenix heroes specialize in attacking those who think they are extraordinary!" Xiao Huo deeply remembered the essence of punishing evil and promoting good in the story his father told last night.

Yu Hai said a few words to them in a nonchalant manner. He felt that the children did the right thing. They would fight back when they were treated unfairly. Wouldn't they become little sheep if they grew up obediently?

When the two children fell asleep, Chuntao passed by, and Xiaoshuang was sleeping on her stomach. She pulled Xiao Nei Nei to see that her butts were all red, and her son was probably about the same.

Yu Hai saw that the circles of her eyes were a little red, even though she looked fierce, she was actually reluctant to bear the child, so after a few words of persuasion, Chuntao glared at him.

I knew she was pretending to be a good person, and let her sing alone with a bad face!

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　　Thank you for the love ^^, Chuxue's safety charm!
　　
　　
　
(End of this chapter)