The happy daily life of crossing

Chapter 400
Chuntao was able to figure it out because of a piece of paper stuck in her manuscript.

A simple little cartoon is drawn on it with a pencil, a circle is inserted into a stick and there are two branches on the side, this is a simple villain, don't be fooled.

Chuntao knew at a glance that it was drawn by him.

Yu Hai has a little drawing skills, so he can draw simple pictures of cats and dogs. Of course, his real subject is to draw topographic maps.

It's as simple as a villain, and the artistic conception is also drawn.

It took her a while to understand what he was trying to express.

The one who is taller and has two braids looks like an adult, with a stick in a hair move, and tremblingly releases a wavy line, which is probably a big move.

He was asked to paint this special effect, and he was not given a penny.

Standing behind are two little stick figures, much shorter than the one in front, one with two small sticks with bows on his head and one without one, gesticulating the same movements as the big stick man, kicking a little stick cat away with one foot .

Turn the paper over and there is only one sentence on it, parents are the best teachers for children.

Chun Tao watched it for a long time and figured it out. This guy wanted to tell herself that the child learned this from her? !
It's over, this unstoppable prehistoric force can't be controlled anymore, Chuntao now has the urge to rush to the unit to beat him up, since she will be alone at home, she suddenly develops a thankless feeling anger.

This bastard Yu Hai, she gave him no credit and hard work in raising his children, and he never worried about family matters. Is this to blame her for not setting a good example for her children? !
This damned stinky man made a mistake in taking care of the child. You are so capable, why don't you take care of the child? !

The good ones are inherited from your old Yu family's fine traditions, and the bad ones are all learned from her? !

This string of gorgeous ? !Lining up in Chuntao's mind, Yu Hai completely offended her by forcing out the word kill.

Chuntao wanted to tear up the paper, but felt it was inappropriate. This was his evidence, so she had to keep it to confront him. She took a pen and added another villain on it. meeting!

Compared with Yu Hai, she was more shady than Yu Hai, and she drew a villain with the same style, except that a small stick was added to the legs, and a halo was placed around the stick to make it stand out.

Small sample, you can't die if you play it, it's not easy to play this set with a dog blood text writer!
She directly put the villain next to the villain, and made a pose of booing everywhere. To be objective, Chuntao is slandering.

After doing all this, she still feels that it is not enough, so Chuntao sits on the kang and makes plans again.

Do you want to have 20 catties of eggplant? The last meal is eggplant stewed with potatoes and the next meal is potato stewed eggplant. The three surnamed Yu in the family don’t like eggplant very much. Using this trick is not poisonous.

When it comes to food sanctions, Chuntao doesn't feel that she has done too much, and she is complacent. Compared with ordinary women, she is more gentle. She neither returns to her natal family with burdens, nor fights with him. It is simply a good conscience in country Z. wife!
Since Yu Hai dared to do it, he was already mentally prepared to be spoofed for a week.

He sadly thought of Wen's death remonstrance and Wu's death battle, saying that the civil officials of the feudal dynasty insisted on justice and sacrificed their lives to remonstrate, and the military generals fought with their lives to win the war.

To be Chen Chuntao's man with both civil and military skills, he has to be ready to be retaliated against by her at all times. A good man should not only spoil his wife, but also have to reserve the right to speak in front of some big issues. He can't watch Chuntao in Don't care about educating children on this issue.

One shock, two security and three confessions, Comrade Yu Hai had already explored and explored a set of best ways to deal with Chuntao in the process of fighting against Comrade Chen Chuntao for many years - she beat him unilaterally.

If she thinks things are too extreme, she will first tell the child about the violent incident. If the child is not convinced, she will be anxious and then angry. It is obviously a lose-lose behavior, and she cannot let it go.

Stimulating her like this, arousing her infinite rage is the most likely to cause a critical strike. He has to prepare a few bottles of red medicine that increase blood. Once the female boss at home uses a big move, he will drink a few bottles of red medicine to replenish blood to avoid being critically attacked by her. Cause blood to kill in seconds!

The so-called red medicine may be a thick-skinned stalker, or it may be a good performance to do housework, and the most ruthless trick is to go to sea to pick up the task and deal with it for 3 days, and when you come back, you only need to show affection and give her a hard time After two laps, her fire can basically go out.

Then there is the critical appeasement process.

Not only did Chuntao slap him sweetly, Yu Hai did the same. When Chuntao played tricks with him, it was mostly to achieve her own intentions. Think long term for her from her perspective.

After this circle, and then explain the facts to her, Chuntao will probably be able to think about it. A good life should not only rely on the emotional capital of love. , In the end, he will definitely not be able to survive. When encountering issues of principle, Yu Hai will definitely find a way to macro-control.

In class, Yu Hai had a premonition that he would have to face all kinds of torture when he returned home, and he already had a good countermeasure.

When it was almost meal time, I strolled to the cooking class, and the chubby cooking class leader was shaking a big spoon. He thought it was Chuntao's favorite food. The brothers got extremely nervous.

Looking at the gloomy eyes of the deputy captain, he only pretends that he has important family and country affairs in his heart, and he dare not slack off. He is nervously doing every step, and Yu Hai keeps it in mind.

Hmph, when you go back, push her into the house without saying a word, grab the apron and cook, and see how she kicks herself out to sleep on the sofa.

He knew how narrow-minded his daughter-in-law was, and he would definitely work hard to punish him when it came to eating. He finally knew how the table of red chili feast was obtained, and he had a casual drink with Captain Long once off duty. Drinking wine, the two wives, who are instinctively afraid of their wives, murmured together, and only then did they discover the wives' conspiracy.

How can a man who has been through the battlefield fall down on the way forward when he encounters some setbacks?There are policies above and countermeasures below, do what she wants to do, and let her have nothing to do.

Thinking of this, Yu Hai's white teeth with a sneering smile suddenly appeared in the sun. People who didn't know thought he was thinking about some big move to deal with the pirates. Combat instructions must maintain a high degree of cooperation!
After work, Yu Haidou carried the cooking skills that he memorized secretly in his pocket, and strode home with confidence, looking radiant.

As soon as he arrived at the watchtower of the family courtyard, the security guard saluted him and stopped him respectfully. Yu Hai stopped and saw the security guard take out a large handful of red roses from the watchtower.

"Deputy captain, this was sent by fishermen on the island just now. They said it was for your home. We checked it and there is nothing suspicious in it, except that there is a pinyin on a card that we don't understand."

Pinyin?Yu Hai took it over and opened the card, his thick eyebrows furrowed. This is not pinyin, but a fluent foreign language, handwritten.

The signature is just one sentence: The one who has a crush on you
Yu Hai's foreign language is not particularly good, but he has also studied it by himself, so he can still understand this sentence.

Someone who has a crush on you?
His first instinct was Chu Wei who had been transferred to the headquarters outside the island. Could it be that she was playing a prank on purpose to cause Chuntao and him to disagree?
There has just been an upsurge in sending flowers in China in the past two years. Young people like to use flowers to express their hearts when they are in love. It costs a lot of money to buy such a big bunch.

Yu Hai didn't want Chuntao to be misunderstood, he didn't care who sent it, he quickly dealt with it, took the flowers and prepared to find a stinky ditch to throw them away, when he just took two steps, he saw Chuntao coming out of the neighbor's house carrying a bag of eggplants.

In the past two years, there have been more people growing vegetables on the island. She wants to hold an eggplant feast for seven days and seven nights. If her family does not grow eggplants, she can carry something in exchange for the same amount.

Yu Hai was hit by her, and his heart tightened at first. This numbness made her realize that she must kill herself? Then he quickly calmed down, stuffed the card deeper into his pocket without a trace, and greeted him with a smile on his face. Going up, without saying anything, as soon as she handed the flowers up, Chuntao's face turned red.

　Thanks to Life Like Water for donating Christmas bells!Thank you for the 2 rewards of sachets!Thanks to njicel203 for the peace symbol!Thank you so much for your safety talisman, thank you for your love ^^ for your safety talisman!

　　Yesterday, the competition for stepping on the building was very fierce. The friends had a great time, and I was also happy when everyone had fun. The winners were the absolute pig brains on the 20th floor, and the strong espresso on the 30th floor. The two friends won A copy of the small desk calendar sent by Niu Niu with free shipping, or that sentence is worthless just to make everyone happy, since we are so happy to play, so, let’s come again on New Year’s Day, I will add a few more chances of winning, this time there is no chance Friends, if you actively participate in the event next time, you still have a chance!

　　
　
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