Three Kingdoms New Malaysia Super League

Chapter 346 The Missing Weapon

"It's really hard for General Zhenxi, how could he come up with such a bad idea..." Liu Xie put on a face, not knowing whether it was ridicule or anger, he said this sentence.

But Ma Chao on the side was not moved at all, as if he hadn't heard Liu Xie's words.But Liu Xie didn't want to just let Ma Chao go, and continued to ask: "General Zhenxi thinks this plan is really effective?"

"Your Majesty, although you are wise and wise, you are young and mature. But after all, you have not passed the ceremony, and you are not as good as Chao Ye when it comes to matters between men and women..." Ma Chao smiled. Liu Xie became more and more open-minded: he is just a top-quality evil lady, as long as he treats him as an adult, he can see some childish shortcomings in him.

"Emotional confusion is a very strange thing. It comes and goes without a trace, can't be seen or touched, but its existence can be felt strongly. When it slips away quietly, it will make people extremely bored. But When it came with overwhelming momentum, it was so overwhelming that people couldn't breathe..." At this point, Ma Chao suddenly laughed: Telling a child about these dry hairs?Can he understand?
However, what surprised Ma Chao was that after Liu Xie frowned, he actually said: "In the hibiscus tent, the emperor's luster is like spring. In the emerald quilt, the concubine's love is like water. She is panting, if she is overwhelmed, with drunken eyes and hooked eyes." Human soul?"

Ma Chao was taken aback, he naturally knew the origin of this description: This is the first time that Zhao Feiyan, the number one empress of the Western Han Dynasty, served Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, but how could this 11-year-old Liu Xie know this?
"Since I was a child, I couldn't figure out why the troubled people in this world rebelled and rebelled. I had no choice but to seek the answer from the history. I just learned about the extravagance of Emperor Han Cheng, so I hated my father, Emperor Han Ling..." Liu Xie Seeing the meaning of Ma Chao's puzzled eyes, he explained lightly.

Ma Chao nodded, and couldn't help feeling stunned: Except for the old rascal Liu Bang and the old robber Han Wudi, the emperors of the Han family are almost all top-notch.Especially this Han Chengdi, who actually died on a woman's belly, got a dick, and is now a great man among men...

However, now is not the time to judge the emperor of the Han family.I'm afraid Liu Xie needs to explain something here, otherwise, with his child's extreme temperament, he might hate himself for letting her aunt play that kind of seduction in the future.

"Your Majesty knows the past and remembers the present, and you really have the demeanor of a wise monarch. The reason why I made such a bad plan today is because I thought of Zhao Zhaoyi." Ma Chao bowed and patted Liu Xie's flattery without any trace, and brought the topic to him by the way. On the woman, so that Liu Xie would not think about the ineffective emperors of their old Liu family, thinking that he was mocking them.

"Zhao Zhaoyi, Zhao Hede? Zhao Feiyan's younger sister?" It seemed that Liu Xie had read many secret histories of the palace, and even knew about this woman.

"That's right, Your Majesty is not old enough to be happy with men and women, so you don't understand the affair between men and women. However, Your Majesty, do you know why Emperor Han Cheng is so infatuated with Zhao Hede that he didn't hesitate to die on her body?"

"Desolation and no morality, favoring women and eunuchs, such inferior people, what is the fault?" Liu Xie was angrily, and there was a look of contempt in his mouth.

Ma Chao was awe-inspiring and had a better understanding of Liu Xie's perverted character.However, the strange disease needs strong medicine, Ma Chao simply used poison to fight the poison and said: "No, it is really that Zhao Hede understands men's psychology too well. It is recorded in history books that Emperor Cheng of Han accidentally saw Zhao Hede taking a bath through the gaps in the doors and windows, and from Zhao Hede Kuan Clothes, jade bones and ice muscles, blue soup glistening, self-appreciation, self-pity, closed windows and locked doors, lightly sacrificially wiped... So far, it later led to Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, when he built the palace for Zhao Hede, he took care of using blue jade inlaid many times. I built a large bathtub and filled it with cardamom soup, making it even more radiant. In addition, I used white jade, gold, emerald jade, and pearls to make an extra-large acacia bed, with a pink gauze hanging on it, and the ceiling was decorated with ten thousand years. The night pearl produced by the clam emits a brilliant brilliance, shining like day and night! So extravagant and extremely favored, what is the reason for this time?"

"Could it be...it's better to steal than a concubine?" Liu Xie was so clever that he actually said that he was inseparable!

"That's right, it's precisely because Zhao Hede has grasped the man's psychology of cheating. Think about it, Your Majesty. At that time, there were scenes, movements, expressions, and voices. Even if it was Emperor Ming of the ages, You have to be fascinated too..." Ma Chao said here, a faint smirk could not help but appear on the corner of his mouth, if he had a mirror, he could see that his image was very consistent with Zhao Gao, Qin Hui, Wei Zhongxian and other courtiers through the ages ...

"And from then on, whenever Zhao Hede finished his bath, he would lightly apply dewy powder on his body, and his whole body would be fragrant. He would get into the Acacia bed, and rejoice with Emperor Han Cheng who had been waiting there for a long time. Only then did Emperor Han Cheng truly appreciate the feeling of it." , In the future, he hugged and kneaded Zhao Hede's body endlessly in the future... Even later, he couldn't sleep without holding Zhao Hede's little feet... Is this beauty's disaster so serious?" Liu Xie naturally knew that Emperor Han Cheng After Ma Chao finished speaking about this notorious matter, he frowned and thought deeply.

But Ma Chao showed a helpless expression: I won't accidentally teach a Han Xiandi who has extreme thoughts about women, right?If he really came to power in the future, would he still be able to be favored by the majority of women in the future?

At that moment, Ma Chao wanted to explain.But Liu Xie flipped his hands over and said with a smile: "If General Zhenxi is a minister, he may also be a leader in courtiers through the ages..."

Ma Chao blushed, knowing that he was ridiculed by this half-grown child again.However, he didn't take it seriously. After all, he came up with this bad idea. Firstly, it is true that a man sees a woman taking a bath, which has a great psychological impact; secondly, it is because of a true event in history: in history, Diao Chan existence has always been a mystery.However, it is recorded in the history books that Lu Bu had an affair with a beautiful concubine of Dong Zhuo...Ma Chao changed his mind and grafted this matter on Liu Xiu, not sure if it would work?
"Mr. Lu, in history, after you were caught by Dong Zhuo, you knelt down and pleaded guilty immediately.You must not be impulsive, and Fang Tianhuaji stabbed Dong Zhuo to death, so that all the arrangements of the little brother will be in vain..." Ma Chao prayed in Liu Xie's bedroom.

And Lu Bu was also praying in Dong Zhuo's 'bedroom'. He prayed that the fat Dong Zhuo would not notice his existence...

I saw a buttocks falling from the sky, and the bed made a loud noise, protesting the fat man's strength, but the fat man was so fierce that he twisted his buttocks three times, and lay down: "My little darling...those thieves Did you really not come to Neiyuan?"

Dong Zhuo held his breath and hid under the bed, and the bed would collapse at any moment.And if this heroic and unparalleled flying general of himself did not die on the battlefield, but was crushed to death by Dong Zhuo... If this news got out, he might as well wipe his neck and commit suicide right now!
"Grand Master, your majesty frightens the world, how can a mere thief run into this impenetrable inner courtyard?" Liu Xiu's voice now revealed a rippling charm, which made Lu Bu under the bed tremble. Some physiological reactions.And Dong Zhuo, who was lying on the bed, looked at Liu Xiu's beautiful body covered with a bath towel, and couldn't help but rage: "Oh, this old man doesn't believe it, let the old man check it out..."

With a cry of "Ah", Lu Bu could imagine what happened on the bed with his toes.

"Huchihuchi..." There was the panting sound of Ruo bellows beating, it was Dong Zhuo who had been working hard and happily.

"Hey, um, ah, ah..." I couldn't tell whether it was a scream or a panting of enjoyment, but it was Liu Xiu's unbearable moan.

As for Lu Bu, who was lying under the bed, he used his hands to lift the crumbling bed, feeling his masculine dignity crumble to powder at this moment!Every tremor of the bed was like a sharp knife cutting through Lv Bu's heart and lungs; every heavy panting of Dong Zhuo was like a heavy hammer, breaking Lv Bu's bone marrow; The death knell shook Lu Bu's soul to pieces.

The majestic Bingzhou flying general now has to rely on a woman's humiliation and love to save his face and life!

After being born so far, what face is there to live in this world? !
Last time, a woman who looked like a banished fairy left quietly in order not to hurt his self-esteem.And this time, it was like this again? !
"Oh……"

With the last long trill, Dong Fat's movement came to an end.And at this moment, Lu Bu felt that his heart was empty, and he might only be able to live in this world like a walking corpse in the future...

Quietly calming down his broken heart, Lu Bu came out quietly after hearing Dong Zhuo's snoring.

Dong Zhuo had rolled over and lay down at this time, his eyes were closed tightly, his belly was rising and falling from anxious to slow, and he was snoring slightly from his nose, it seemed that he was very tired; while Liu Xiu, at the moment, was using a miserable Looking at Lu Bu with a face full of regret, there was an indescribable despair and helplessness in those bright eyes!

Lu Bu's chest heaved violently. At this moment, he wanted to pick up the Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand and pierce Dong Zhuo's creamy belly!

However, when his hand just touched Fang Tian's painting halberd, because of the agitated and complicated emotions, he couldn't hold the weapon as smooth as an arm for a while, making it make a 'dang' sound in the silent night Crisp!
And at this time, Dong Zhuo suddenly opened his eyes!
(End of this chapter)