Chapter 359

If you want to mix politics, you must first know how to act!
Sitting in Wang Yun's secret room, Ma Chao hummed from time to time: he had a tacit understanding with Wang Yun, and he had a showdown with Lu Bu.However, he forgot that Lu Bu and Wang Yun have not yet had a showdown!
You say, if Lu Bu doesn't take refuge in Wang Yun, he will have no place to stand if he kills Dong Zhuo; and if Wang Yun doesn't accept Lu Bu, he can't cut off Dong Zhuo's head; Hooking up can make a couple, so why bother to pretend to be acting again?

After sighing slightly, Ma Chao actually understood in his heart: Scholars have the stinky virtue of being bitches and erecting memorial archways, and warriors like Lu Bu, in order to adapt to this so-called political occasion, can only do as the Romans do. Incarnate Shadow God...

Perhaps, in a deeper way: politics is such a dirty and hypocritical thing, if you don’t find some high-sounding reasons for your selfish desires, then you won’t be able to get involved in the political circle at all!
So, after experiencing Wang Yun's weird eyes looking at his crotch, Ma Chao sat down in the Taishi chair with peace of mind, made a pot of tea, and planned to watch the ultimate competition for the best actor of the year!It's good to learn some experience from middle school and make up for the loopholes in my acting skills...

However, after the start, Ma Chao was a little discouraged, because this scene was too fake.After all, both Wang Yun and Lu Bu knew in their stomachs who the other was, so they didn't spend much effort on acting.Ma Chao analyzed it and found that Wang Yun actually used one tactic: flatter and kill; while Lu Bu used only one tactic from the beginning to the end: pretend to be stupid.

In the secret room, Wang Yun first aroused Lv Bu's self-esteem, calling him a hero of the world, how he bravely won the three armies, and what the people admired.And Lu Bu said again and again that he was actually a small person, and it was a blessing in his life to meet the venerable Master Situ...

Next, when the fire was almost over, Wang Yun slapped Lu Bu's self-esteem hard again, saying that Dong Zhuo was such a bastard, how he didn't know a hero, and only let Lu Bu be a guard dog... blah blah blah of.And at this time, Lu Bu blushed a little, after all, he still had Dong Zhuogang's decree appointing him General of Wuwei in his bosom.But for the sake of acting, he had no choice but to save his face, pretending to be filled with righteous indignation, and shouted to kill Dong Zhuo...

I thought that when we got here, Ma Chao thought it was time to discuss the specific plan to kill Dong Zhuo.Unexpectedly, at this time, the role of the old fox Wang Yun has just begun!
After Lu Bu expressed his attitude, Wang Yun said: "Don't say anything, General, I'm afraid it will hurt the old man."

'Huh?What does Wang Yun mean? Ma Chao was stunned: I had reached this stage in acting with Lu Bu at the Longmen Inn, so I took off my pants and went to bed... Oh, I took off my clothes to meet each other sincerely... It's not right, I just revealed my heart.But when Wang Yun said that, what kind of routine is it?
Ma Chao was puzzled, so he took a special look at Wang Yun and reminded Wang Yun not to act.But Wang Yun didn't pay attention to Ma Chao. Instead, he deliberately pretended to be a coward and exaggerated Lu Bu's heroism.

'High! Ma Chao praised in his heart, this hand is much more beautiful than his own: take a step back, let Lu Bu reveal more cards, and take on more responsibilities... If he has this skill, he still needs to curry favor with Lu Bu, and give him a gift. Shen Shijiao, let him laugh at himself?
And Lu Bu was already in the play, seeing Wang Yun's cowardly appearance, he was naturally even more angry, and said angrily: "As a real man, how can Bu be so cowardly! How can he be ashamed of the people in the world after living in Yu Yu's house for a long time?!"

At this time, Ma Chao felt that Wang Yun's heart must be full of smirks, because the old man really took advantage of the situation and said: "The talent of a general is beyond the limit of Grand Master Dong!"

These words are powerful, and they test a person's acting skills too much: if Lu Bu answers the words, he will show his true self; When he got up, he didn't realize how much his second brother was in pain, and he waited for Lu Bu's reply in a daze.

Who knew that Lu Bu calmed down at this time, he was no longer so angry, and said calmly: "I want to kill this old thief, but it is because of the relationship between father and son, and I am afraid that future generations will discuss it."

Sure enough, Lu Bu's skills were not as good as others, so he vented his frustration directly, and took the initiative to pin the shit that killed Dong Zhuo on his own head.Although they found a reason of "father-son love" to cover it up, all three of them knew that this was just like the Maginot Line, and it was useless.

Wang Yun's thoughts turned, and he had an idea, and immediately said: "The general's surname is Lu, and the grand master's surname is Dong. Now Dong Zhuo is tyrannical, killing Zhongliang indiscriminately, and the general is beside the tiger, worrying about death. What are father and son?"

Wang Yun's intention in saying this is very obvious, to warn Lu Bu, if you don't make up your mind to get rid of Dong Zhuo, one day Dong Zhuo will get rid of you.At the same time, the last piece of shit in the shit bowl was wiped all over Lu Bu's body.

Lu Bu was helpless, seeing that Wang Yun raised his words to a level that threatened his survival, he couldn't help but show the two hundred and five tempers that the emperor and his father don't show affection, and pretended to have suddenly realized: "It's not Situ Yan, Bu Ji made a mistake." !"

So far, the play has come to an end.And at the end, Wang Yun was also very powerful, and he said it very smoothly and charmingly: "If the general supports the Han Dynasty, he is a loyal minister. His name will be passed down through history and will last forever; if the general assists Dong Zhuo, he is an anti-official. If the historical pen is recorded, he will be stigmatized for thousands of years." .”

On the one hand, Wang Yun's words gave Lv Bu some psychological comfort in opposing Dong Zhuo, and on the other hand, they also reminded Lv Bu that he must never change his mind midway and instead help Dong Zhuo to deal with Wang Yun.Lü Bu was a smart man, and when he said that he knew the end, he immediately replied: "Bu's intention has been decided, Situ Wuyi."

But Wang Yun is just a stingy scholar, and he said again: "But I'm afraid that things might not work out, and I will bring about a big disaster instead." It means that I still don't trust you, Lu Bu, what if you betray me halfway? .

Lu Bu had no choice but to take out the unfinished method of the Longmen Inn, draw his knife, and swear by stabbing his arm with bleeding, in the heart of An Wangyun.And Ma Chao looked at Wang Yun's deplorable but heartbroken virtue, and really felt that scholars are terrible...

When Ma Chao had a showdown with Lu Bu, it was the nature of the two conspiring to kill Dong Zhuo; but when he had a showdown with Wang Yun, it was the nature of Wang Yun helping Lu Bu kill Dong Zhuo.The two seem to have the same result, but in the future if they really fail to punish Dong, Wang Yun is likely to wipe his ass clean, and Ma Chao and Lu Bu cannot escape the blame.

Ma Chao was also puzzled. When he fought with Wang Yun to act in a play, Wang Yun was eaten to death by him twice.How could Wang Yun deal with Lu Bu so simply and neatly?It seems like I have played it several times at home...

Thinking about it, this is actually possible. After all, Lu Bu is Dong Zhuo's personal bodyguard. Wang Yun's first choice when looking for a killer is naturally Lu Bu. I'm afraid he has already investigated everything about Lu Bu clearly.And there is a shadow on my side, Wang Yun has no way to start, and I know that history is going this way, so I was lucky enough to beat Wang Yun twice.

However, in any case, Dong Zhuo could not escape this disaster in history.And Ma Chao discovered that his cross-cutting, not only failed to please Dong Zhuo, but also intensified the hatred value of all factions towards Fatty Dong under various circumstances.Therefore, he firmly believes that the final result of history will not change.

As a result, he had no choice but to step out as an intermediary and began to preside over the overall situation: "You two are so loyal and courageous, so Ma Zhenxi is naturally unwilling to be left behind. The matter of punishing Dong is also considered a super share!" Well, after jumping into the cesspit, everything came to life.

The three looked at each other and smiled, and began to discuss a specific plan to kill Dong Zhuo...

(End of this chapter)

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