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Chapter 357 Nerd, you are so easy to deceive, what should you do in the future?
Chapter 357 Nerd, you are so easy to deceive, what should you do in the future?
"Are you tired?"
"A bit."
Lu Ye reached out and grabbed Kangbaijia's shopping bag, and suddenly got up, the light shone on him, and the tall and straight figure enveloped Su Lili's delicate body.
"Walk."
"You." Su Lili turned around, and then said again: "Aren't you going to throw that thing away?"
Lu Ye didn't understand the question: "What is it?"
Su Lili: ...
Do you want her to speak more clearly?Why is this guy's brain so slow, but if Lu Ye takes this back, what if they see it and misunderstand him?
Lin Jingcheng and the others thought she and Lu Ye were boyfriend and girlfriend.
No way, Lu Ye must not be allowed to take these three boxes away, bit his lip, and said bravely; "I just bought it at Kangbaijia... three boxes, throw it away."
"Why should I throw away what I bought with money." Lu Ye hid the bag in his arms, and looked at Su Lili lightly: "I want to take it away."
"What are you going to take back?" Su Lili suddenly remembered something.
She didn't use it, which doesn't mean Lu Ye didn't use it. Seeing that he is tall and big, he is already fully developed, and it is normal to have needs in that area.
But the situation is different now!Su Lili thought about it, and still felt that it would be better to waste a hundred yuan than to be misunderstood.
Lu Ye: "Give it to a friend."
Su Lili thought that he was going to give it to Lin Jingcheng and Li Yuze, she panicked all of a sudden, she gritted her teeth and warned: "You can take it away, but you can't give it to a friend! It can only be used by yourself." After a pause, he said coldly Said: "Hide better."
"Use it yourself?" Lu Ye suddenly smiled.
Su Lili: ...
Where did she say something wrong?
Looking at Lu Ye inexplicably, he emphasized again: "Remember my words, hide well."
She doesn't want to be misunderstood.
Lu Ye looked at her with a smile: "Where should I hide it? ... and I can't use it myself."
You refuse to sleep with me.
Su Lili became even angrier, almost swearing, why does this person have so much shit?I want to keep it but I don't want to hide it well.
After thinking about it, he said to Lu Ye, "I'll hide it for you."
"it is good."
But after saying that, Su Lili regretted it, shit!The thing you use, why am I hiding it for you?Has the friendship between friends reached the point of being both ribs these days?
She is really affectionate.
Su Lili carried the belt under Lu Ye's feet, hid under the table, opened the bag and unpacked three boxes of hot taro, last time I saw this thing in Su Yuanqi's room, five packs in a box, Three boxes of fifteen packs, in your pocket.
Only then stood up.
One was unprepared and bumped into Lu Ye, who was caught in Lu Ye's arms.
A clean and deep voice came from next to my ear: "Be careful."
Su Lili probably had a guilty conscience, and her mind was full of wild thoughts, she immediately opened it from Lu Ye's arms, and hummed: "Let's go, go back to sleep,... I'll give this to you after camping is over."
"I didn't use it."
Su Lili threw the box into the trash can, and looked at Lu Ye: "It's useless to throw away."
"I don't like to waste things, I want to give them to friends."
Su Lili felt that he wanted to use it herself, so she was embarrassed to admit it, so she sneered coldly and kicked the straw in her pocket with both hands: "OK, OK, give it away..."
But when he touched TT in his pocket, he retracted his hand from his pocket reflexively.
The corner of Lu Ye's mouth curled up.
The two returned to the entrance of the tent, Lu Ye watched Su Lili return to the tent, and then returned to his own tent, sitting inside and staring at the stomach medicine Su Lili bought for him.
He doesn't feel pain anywhere, he just wants to be with his little classmates.
Putting the stomach medicine aside, after lying down, he sent another WeChat message to his little classmate.
【road. : Don't throw it away, return it to me when you go back. 】
Su Lili sneered, heh!man.
I didn't even bother to go back home, so I threw my phone aside, pulled up the quilt and fell asleep.
The next day, dawn.
Li Yuze's schedule was relatively regular, he woke up around seven o'clock, got dressed and was ready to go out, Lin Jingcheng also woke up and asked him, "Where are you going?"
"shopping."
"Are you stupid? The door of the supermarket is not open at this point."
Li Yuze came to Phoenix Mountain for the first time, so he didn't know the specific situation here, but he knew that Lin Jingcheng had been here several times, so he believed what he said.
"Fuck, it's minus 15 degrees today, no wonder it's so cold. What are you doing sitting around? Lying under the covers and playing with your phone."
Dressed warmly, Li Yuze sat next to him and pulled off the quilt to cover his lap: "I'm not cold. Do you know that there is breakfast right now?"
"Ha ha……"
Lin Jingcheng was amused by his stupidity.
Staring at him slyly: "No."
Sure enough, Li Yuze believed it again.
Lin Jingcheng moved to Li Yuze's side, pillowed his head on his lap, and asked jokingly, "Bookworm, you are so easy to deceive, what should you do in the future?"
Li Yuze felt that his IQ was insulted, and glared at him angrily: "How can you say such a thing."
No respect for friends at all.
He took out his mobile phone to play, he didn't want to see Lin Jingcheng at all, Lin Jingcheng smiled heartlessly: "And you are so blushing, do you have a chance to get married?"
"I... don't get married." Li Yuze replied with a blushing face.
He didn't even dare to look at Lin Jingcheng, this guy was not serious all day long, and he pursed his lips tightly.
Lin Jingcheng couldn't stop laughing.
Although the distance between the tents is far, normal chatting will not be heard by the next door, but if he laughed like Lin Jingcheng, he kept laughing, and directly woke up Lu Ye who was in the next tent.
Lu Ye simply got up and came to Li Yuze's tent.
The boys' tent is relatively big, but not too big, just enough to accommodate three big boys.
"Brother Lu, how did you sleep last night?"
"good."
Lin Jingcheng smiled smugly: "I slept with the nerd in my arms last night." It means that you are in love, and you still stay alone in the empty room.
The taste of ridicule is vivid.
Lu Ye reached out and slapped Lin Jingcheng's foot on his thigh, and shook it off in disgust: "Smelly." Looking at Li Yuze: "Is there any food in the bag?"
"Have."
Bao was next to him, took out some snacks, and the three of them chatted.
Lin Jingcheng said with emotion: "From now on, we will come out to play every semester."
"Who wants to come out to play with you? There's a lot of shit." Lu Ye frowned, playing with his phone carelessly, staring at the little classmate's profile picture, wondering if he woke up.
Lin Jingcheng complained: "Brother Lu, your attitude towards Su Lili is not like this, don't be patriarchal, do you know?"
"Heh." Lu Ye chuckled.
Suddenly remembered something, and looked at Lin Jingcheng solemnly with cold eyes. Lin Jingcheng thought he had made a big mistake, and was horrified by being stared at: "You silly eyes? Don't look at me like that."
Lu Ye pondered for a few seconds and asked, "I have a friend."
"What kind of friend? From the imperial capital?" Lin Jingcheng knew that Lu Ye had a wide network of contacts, and he also had friends in the imperial capital.
Lu Ye hummed lightly, without changing his face: "He saw that I had a girlfriend, as if I was asking for experience, but I don't know how to teach him this way, because his situation is a little complicated."
Lin Jingcheng could understand, he also asked Lu Ye for experience at that time.
"and then?"
Lu Ye paused, and looked at Li Yuze and Lin Jingcheng. These two guys have never been in love, why should they ask them for advice?Ask the mouse how many of them are not fragrant?
"never mind."
Lin Jingcheng: ...
Li Yuze: ...
Lu Ye met their eyes and smiled slightly: "You just reminded me that I have to call him to ask the mouse. The mouse has many girlfriends and must have a lot of experience. What can the three of us understand?"
makes sense.
"Sleepy. I'll go back and sleep for a while, don't call me."
Lu Ye couldn't wait to call the mouse, biting a pack of spicy tofu, came out of Li Yuze's tent, and instead of going back to his tent, came to the mountain trail not far away.
There are many mountains and mountains, plains and green pools, and the temperature in the early morning of severe winter is low, and the surrounding trees condense into frost.
Stepping on the wooden plank road, it creaked.
"Brother Lu, why are you calling so early?"
If someone else.
His mother was killed early.
The mouse scratched its hairy head and asked questions weakly. When I was studying, the nightlife lasted until three o'clock in the morning, not to mention that it was a holiday time, and it was a good time to wave the new sky. Of course, I didn't come back to sleep until six o'clock in the morning.
As soon as I fell asleep, I was woken up by a phone call.
"What time is it and you haven't woken up yet?"
Mouse: ...
Brother Lu, what exactly did you experience in Rongcheng?Why have you forgotten the luxury and gold fans of our imperial capital!Inexplicably, I feel sorry for Brother Lu.
"Brother Lu, why don't you go back to the imperial capital."
The imperial capital has everything, especially beauties.
Lu Ye replied lightly: "I will go back in a few days."
"Oh, by the way, Brother Lu is also on vacation." The mouse felt that he hadn't woken up yet, no, it must have been a day and a night without sleep, and played with a few women, and now he was tired physically and mentally, and his mind was confused.
"I want to ask you something."
"If you have anything to say, just say it." The mouse said triumphantly, "There is nothing in this world that I, the mouse, don't know about."
Lu Ye snorted.
The mouse woke up from fright, and his mother's mind was confused, he dared to pretend to be a boss in front of Brother Lu, sat on the bed in shock, and slapped himself hard on the face with the palm of his hand: "Brother Lu, I was wrong. "
"Okay, okay, I'm just asking something." Lu Ye's tone didn't fluctuate.
The bastard Mouse smiled excitedly: "Brother Lu is so kind." Tired, he lay down again: "Just ask."
The mouse is not going to sleep anymore, brother Lu is the biggest problem!
Lu Ye said leisurely: "I have a friend named Lin Jingcheng, you should know."
"I know, you live in the same dormitory." He also added friends to each other.
As long as Brother Lu's brother is his mouse's brother, coincidentally, this Lin Jingcheng is also from the imperial capital, if Brother Lu hadn't mentioned it, he would have almost forgotten that Lin Jingcheng is coming back too.
"Brother Lu, when you come back, come out and get together."
"Yeah." Lu Ye responded lightly: "But now he has a difficult problem. You have many girlfriends, so I'll ask you."
The mouse got a little excited, and all sleepiness was shaken away.
"What's wrong with this little brother?"
Sounds serious.
Lu Ye was very satisfied with his enthusiasm, and said without changing his face; "It's not a big deal, it's just that there are emotional problems. He likes a girl and doesn't know how to chase her."
The mouse was amused: "Hahahaha... I didn't expect Lin Jingcheng to be such a coward."
Lu Ye: ...
Chapter 2.
good night.
(End of this chapter)
"Are you tired?"
"A bit."
Lu Ye reached out and grabbed Kangbaijia's shopping bag, and suddenly got up, the light shone on him, and the tall and straight figure enveloped Su Lili's delicate body.
"Walk."
"You." Su Lili turned around, and then said again: "Aren't you going to throw that thing away?"
Lu Ye didn't understand the question: "What is it?"
Su Lili: ...
Do you want her to speak more clearly?Why is this guy's brain so slow, but if Lu Ye takes this back, what if they see it and misunderstand him?
Lin Jingcheng and the others thought she and Lu Ye were boyfriend and girlfriend.
No way, Lu Ye must not be allowed to take these three boxes away, bit his lip, and said bravely; "I just bought it at Kangbaijia... three boxes, throw it away."
"Why should I throw away what I bought with money." Lu Ye hid the bag in his arms, and looked at Su Lili lightly: "I want to take it away."
"What are you going to take back?" Su Lili suddenly remembered something.
She didn't use it, which doesn't mean Lu Ye didn't use it. Seeing that he is tall and big, he is already fully developed, and it is normal to have needs in that area.
But the situation is different now!Su Lili thought about it, and still felt that it would be better to waste a hundred yuan than to be misunderstood.
Lu Ye: "Give it to a friend."
Su Lili thought that he was going to give it to Lin Jingcheng and Li Yuze, she panicked all of a sudden, she gritted her teeth and warned: "You can take it away, but you can't give it to a friend! It can only be used by yourself." After a pause, he said coldly Said: "Hide better."
"Use it yourself?" Lu Ye suddenly smiled.
Su Lili: ...
Where did she say something wrong?
Looking at Lu Ye inexplicably, he emphasized again: "Remember my words, hide well."
She doesn't want to be misunderstood.
Lu Ye looked at her with a smile: "Where should I hide it? ... and I can't use it myself."
You refuse to sleep with me.
Su Lili became even angrier, almost swearing, why does this person have so much shit?I want to keep it but I don't want to hide it well.
After thinking about it, he said to Lu Ye, "I'll hide it for you."
"it is good."
But after saying that, Su Lili regretted it, shit!The thing you use, why am I hiding it for you?Has the friendship between friends reached the point of being both ribs these days?
She is really affectionate.
Su Lili carried the belt under Lu Ye's feet, hid under the table, opened the bag and unpacked three boxes of hot taro, last time I saw this thing in Su Yuanqi's room, five packs in a box, Three boxes of fifteen packs, in your pocket.
Only then stood up.
One was unprepared and bumped into Lu Ye, who was caught in Lu Ye's arms.
A clean and deep voice came from next to my ear: "Be careful."
Su Lili probably had a guilty conscience, and her mind was full of wild thoughts, she immediately opened it from Lu Ye's arms, and hummed: "Let's go, go back to sleep,... I'll give this to you after camping is over."
"I didn't use it."
Su Lili threw the box into the trash can, and looked at Lu Ye: "It's useless to throw away."
"I don't like to waste things, I want to give them to friends."
Su Lili felt that he wanted to use it herself, so she was embarrassed to admit it, so she sneered coldly and kicked the straw in her pocket with both hands: "OK, OK, give it away..."
But when he touched TT in his pocket, he retracted his hand from his pocket reflexively.
The corner of Lu Ye's mouth curled up.
The two returned to the entrance of the tent, Lu Ye watched Su Lili return to the tent, and then returned to his own tent, sitting inside and staring at the stomach medicine Su Lili bought for him.
He doesn't feel pain anywhere, he just wants to be with his little classmates.
Putting the stomach medicine aside, after lying down, he sent another WeChat message to his little classmate.
【road. : Don't throw it away, return it to me when you go back. 】
Su Lili sneered, heh!man.
I didn't even bother to go back home, so I threw my phone aside, pulled up the quilt and fell asleep.
The next day, dawn.
Li Yuze's schedule was relatively regular, he woke up around seven o'clock, got dressed and was ready to go out, Lin Jingcheng also woke up and asked him, "Where are you going?"
"shopping."
"Are you stupid? The door of the supermarket is not open at this point."
Li Yuze came to Phoenix Mountain for the first time, so he didn't know the specific situation here, but he knew that Lin Jingcheng had been here several times, so he believed what he said.
"Fuck, it's minus 15 degrees today, no wonder it's so cold. What are you doing sitting around? Lying under the covers and playing with your phone."
Dressed warmly, Li Yuze sat next to him and pulled off the quilt to cover his lap: "I'm not cold. Do you know that there is breakfast right now?"
"Ha ha……"
Lin Jingcheng was amused by his stupidity.
Staring at him slyly: "No."
Sure enough, Li Yuze believed it again.
Lin Jingcheng moved to Li Yuze's side, pillowed his head on his lap, and asked jokingly, "Bookworm, you are so easy to deceive, what should you do in the future?"
Li Yuze felt that his IQ was insulted, and glared at him angrily: "How can you say such a thing."
No respect for friends at all.
He took out his mobile phone to play, he didn't want to see Lin Jingcheng at all, Lin Jingcheng smiled heartlessly: "And you are so blushing, do you have a chance to get married?"
"I... don't get married." Li Yuze replied with a blushing face.
He didn't even dare to look at Lin Jingcheng, this guy was not serious all day long, and he pursed his lips tightly.
Lin Jingcheng couldn't stop laughing.
Although the distance between the tents is far, normal chatting will not be heard by the next door, but if he laughed like Lin Jingcheng, he kept laughing, and directly woke up Lu Ye who was in the next tent.
Lu Ye simply got up and came to Li Yuze's tent.
The boys' tent is relatively big, but not too big, just enough to accommodate three big boys.
"Brother Lu, how did you sleep last night?"
"good."
Lin Jingcheng smiled smugly: "I slept with the nerd in my arms last night." It means that you are in love, and you still stay alone in the empty room.
The taste of ridicule is vivid.
Lu Ye reached out and slapped Lin Jingcheng's foot on his thigh, and shook it off in disgust: "Smelly." Looking at Li Yuze: "Is there any food in the bag?"
"Have."
Bao was next to him, took out some snacks, and the three of them chatted.
Lin Jingcheng said with emotion: "From now on, we will come out to play every semester."
"Who wants to come out to play with you? There's a lot of shit." Lu Ye frowned, playing with his phone carelessly, staring at the little classmate's profile picture, wondering if he woke up.
Lin Jingcheng complained: "Brother Lu, your attitude towards Su Lili is not like this, don't be patriarchal, do you know?"
"Heh." Lu Ye chuckled.
Suddenly remembered something, and looked at Lin Jingcheng solemnly with cold eyes. Lin Jingcheng thought he had made a big mistake, and was horrified by being stared at: "You silly eyes? Don't look at me like that."
Lu Ye pondered for a few seconds and asked, "I have a friend."
"What kind of friend? From the imperial capital?" Lin Jingcheng knew that Lu Ye had a wide network of contacts, and he also had friends in the imperial capital.
Lu Ye hummed lightly, without changing his face: "He saw that I had a girlfriend, as if I was asking for experience, but I don't know how to teach him this way, because his situation is a little complicated."
Lin Jingcheng could understand, he also asked Lu Ye for experience at that time.
"and then?"
Lu Ye paused, and looked at Li Yuze and Lin Jingcheng. These two guys have never been in love, why should they ask them for advice?Ask the mouse how many of them are not fragrant?
"never mind."
Lin Jingcheng: ...
Li Yuze: ...
Lu Ye met their eyes and smiled slightly: "You just reminded me that I have to call him to ask the mouse. The mouse has many girlfriends and must have a lot of experience. What can the three of us understand?"
makes sense.
"Sleepy. I'll go back and sleep for a while, don't call me."
Lu Ye couldn't wait to call the mouse, biting a pack of spicy tofu, came out of Li Yuze's tent, and instead of going back to his tent, came to the mountain trail not far away.
There are many mountains and mountains, plains and green pools, and the temperature in the early morning of severe winter is low, and the surrounding trees condense into frost.
Stepping on the wooden plank road, it creaked.
"Brother Lu, why are you calling so early?"
If someone else.
His mother was killed early.
The mouse scratched its hairy head and asked questions weakly. When I was studying, the nightlife lasted until three o'clock in the morning, not to mention that it was a holiday time, and it was a good time to wave the new sky. Of course, I didn't come back to sleep until six o'clock in the morning.
As soon as I fell asleep, I was woken up by a phone call.
"What time is it and you haven't woken up yet?"
Mouse: ...
Brother Lu, what exactly did you experience in Rongcheng?Why have you forgotten the luxury and gold fans of our imperial capital!Inexplicably, I feel sorry for Brother Lu.
"Brother Lu, why don't you go back to the imperial capital."
The imperial capital has everything, especially beauties.
Lu Ye replied lightly: "I will go back in a few days."
"Oh, by the way, Brother Lu is also on vacation." The mouse felt that he hadn't woken up yet, no, it must have been a day and a night without sleep, and played with a few women, and now he was tired physically and mentally, and his mind was confused.
"I want to ask you something."
"If you have anything to say, just say it." The mouse said triumphantly, "There is nothing in this world that I, the mouse, don't know about."
Lu Ye snorted.
The mouse woke up from fright, and his mother's mind was confused, he dared to pretend to be a boss in front of Brother Lu, sat on the bed in shock, and slapped himself hard on the face with the palm of his hand: "Brother Lu, I was wrong. "
"Okay, okay, I'm just asking something." Lu Ye's tone didn't fluctuate.
The bastard Mouse smiled excitedly: "Brother Lu is so kind." Tired, he lay down again: "Just ask."
The mouse is not going to sleep anymore, brother Lu is the biggest problem!
Lu Ye said leisurely: "I have a friend named Lin Jingcheng, you should know."
"I know, you live in the same dormitory." He also added friends to each other.
As long as Brother Lu's brother is his mouse's brother, coincidentally, this Lin Jingcheng is also from the imperial capital, if Brother Lu hadn't mentioned it, he would have almost forgotten that Lin Jingcheng is coming back too.
"Brother Lu, when you come back, come out and get together."
"Yeah." Lu Ye responded lightly: "But now he has a difficult problem. You have many girlfriends, so I'll ask you."
The mouse got a little excited, and all sleepiness was shaken away.
"What's wrong with this little brother?"
Sounds serious.
Lu Ye was very satisfied with his enthusiasm, and said without changing his face; "It's not a big deal, it's just that there are emotional problems. He likes a girl and doesn't know how to chase her."
The mouse was amused: "Hahahaha... I didn't expect Lin Jingcheng to be such a coward."
Lu Ye: ...
Chapter 2.
good night.
(End of this chapter)
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