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Chapter 117 The Scavenger Comrade Yang Dalu

Chapter 117 The Scavenger Comrade Yang Dalu
At noon, the school grove.

Xiao Zichen waited there with a group of good-hearted classmates, shivering from the cold, everyone was digging a cold lunch box, looking extremely miserable.

A skinny man twitched his red nose and said tremblingly: "Brother Chen, look at this posture, Yang Liu probably won't come, why is it necessary for us to squat here?"

Xiao Zichen sneezed: "Wait a minute... Maybe he suddenly figured it out after eating?"

The other parted his head and said, "Yeah, Yang Liu's eyes are always higher than the top, I bet you can't bear it!"

Xiao Zichen said: "Hmph, as long as he doesn't come to the challenge before class, you guys start posting like crazy, disgusting this 'No.1 in the entertainment industry'..."

The thin man said excitedly: "Well, I've already thought of the name, everyone, listen to it, "Kung Fu Superstars Have Their Appearances, Yang Liu Avoids Battles and Flees in the Wind"..."

He split his head and smiled cheaply: "Not bad! Listen to me again! "Sister Gou, I can't do it, martial arts competition, you can't do it"..."

The stunned students burst out laughing one after another!
Just when everyone was overjoyed, a rather burly man walked by!

This man was dressed in an old-fashioned way, wearing a hard hat, carrying a shovel on his shoulders, and his body was covered with mud and water. Although his face was a bit fierce, it couldn't hide the fact that he was a migrant worker...

The man saw the banners hung up by them, stopped and read: "Challenge the action star Yang Liu...to learn martial arts, to enhance friendship..."

He rolled his eyes strangely: "Hey, who wants to challenge Yang Liu?"

Xiao Zichen said, "It's me!"

The man looked it up, shook his head and said, "You can't do it!"

Xiao Zichen said: "Hey, what are you talking about?"

The man said: "I said you might not be able to beat him!"

Xiao Zichen sneered: "You know martial arts even as a farm worker? Just kidding!"

The man said: "I used to build walls in the film crew, and I have seen them filming. The willow is so strong that several actors can't hold him..."

Xiao Zichen sneered: "Uncle, the filming is all fake..."

The man shook his head and said, "At that time, the director saw that there was not enough manpower, so he asked me to try it too, and gave me 100 yuan..."

Xiao Zichen said: "Huh? What happened?"

The man said: "As a result, he threw me far away all at once, and my head crashed!"

Zhong split his head and said in surprise: "Fuck! Uncle, you have two hundred catties, right?"

The man said: "More than 200 miles!"

The students looked at each other, speechless.

Xiao Zichen sneered and said: "The bear still has strength, can it run faster than a rabbit? A martial arts competition is not about being stronger than anyone else!"

The man said: "I don't think so. A bear can't outrun a rabbit, but a rabbit can't beat a bear, can't it? Fighting back and forth, in the final analysis, it's more physical strength! You see, my rams compete with ewes, and they fight each other. In the end Only strong rams can fish and play with ewes..."

Xiao Zichen said annoyedly: "Go, go! Where did you get the bumpkin? What kind of ram and ewe? Go do your job! If you don't understand, don't make noise here!"

The man said: "You actually look down on my country people?"

Xiao Zichen said: "I just look down on it!"

The man said: "Look at your hormonal imbalance! Little boy, sissy, I can slap you to death with one hand!"

Xiao Zichen said angrily: "You're a bitch! How dare you scold me?"

He went up with a high kick!

"boom!"

On target!

The man stood where he was, not moving a muscle!
He grinned and said, "This is the end of the matter? Why do you look like a woman? Tickle it!"

Xiao Zichen became furious and once again attacked with all his might!
The man completely ignored it and stepped forward!
"boom!"

Xiao Zichen was dizzy, fell to the ground like a dead fish and convulsed!
The man grinned and said, "Look! The rabbit is flying...hehe!"

The friends are all shocked!No one expected that the number one black belt master in the acting department would be KO'd by a migrant worker in the blink of an eye!Total defeat!

Xiao Zichen yelled: "What are you doing in a daze... Hurry up... Hit me hard! Oops!"

Everyone looked at each other and shrank back like a plague god.

The man sneered and said: "Bah... just like this, you still want to learn how to fight like others? Do you want to compete in martial arts? Are you ashamed? Go home and practice with your wife for another ten years, so you don't have to show your eyes..."

He spat, and Shi Shi ran away.

When he was far away, everyone dared to help Xiao Zichen up, with embarrassment and embarrassment on their faces.

Xiao Zichen was furious and roared, "Don't touch me! You're so disrespectful!"

Suddenly someone coughed!
Willow is here!

He clenched his fists and said with a smirk, "They're all there? I figured it out, and I think it's better to make gestures! To save others from saying I'm not courageous! What's the matter, let's start?"

The blood on Xiao Zichen's face disappeared in an instant, and he smiled and said: "Mr. Yang? Have you eaten? So what... the martial arts competition is just a joke... we are young and ignorant... you are impatient..."

Yang Liu was stunned and said, "Huh? Stop fighting?"

Xiao Zichen said: "Ah! Stop fighting! How nice is the harmony? Look, the sun is coming out, hey, it's beaming and clattering..."

Yang Liu rubbed his nose and said, "Why are you still singing..."

……

dusk.After school.

Hong Fei drove behind Yang Liu's car at a distance, cautiously.

Tracking is a highly technical craft, and Detective Hong's accomplishments in this area are quite impressive. As long as he wants to, no one can escape him.

However, since the target person was a bit evil, he put up all his energy and didn't even dare to blink his eyelids.

Huh?
Why is it getting more and more sideways?Film and Television City?Is there a night scene to be filmed?

When passing a certain alley, a van suddenly got out of the stab!

There was no time to react, and "Bang Dang" hit it!
With lingering fear in his heart, Hong Fei was furious, and when he got down, he cursed!

"Blind? How did you drive?"

Not only angry, but also distressed!

Uh, the new "take off", more than 30!

The van opened with a bang, and seven or eight men came out of the hula!
What the hell!

Hong Fei was dumbfounded!
The eunuchs of the Qing Dynasty, the Jinyiwei of the Ming Dynasty, the generals of the Qin Dynasty, the shop assistants of the Republic of China, the scholars of the Tang Dynasty, and the tiger spirits in mythology...all of them are full of color and color, and they don't recognize their faces. !
The tall and strong black-faced eunuch said in a low voice, "Who are you scolding!"

Jin Yiwei followed closely behind and yelled: "Oh! I'm going! Our seven-handed van is finished!"

The shop waiter was not idle either, and said, "Losing money! Losing money!"

The tiger spirit said angrily, "I'll beat you to death!"

Uh, the visitor is not kind!And quite manic!

Hong Fei suffocated, and his momentum became three points: "Can you drive? I'm going straight!"

Jin Yiwei said: "Fart! From the perspective of the alley, we are going straight! Why are the people in the city so uneducated?"

Tiger Jing said: "Not only is it uneducated, but also unreasonable!"

The waiter in the shop said coldly: "Not only is it unreasonable, but also shameless!"

Hong Fei was angry: "I don't care about you! I'll call the police!"

He took out the phone casually, and then went around to look at the license plate of the van, but he was completely stunned after seeing it!

Five thunders struck the top!The thunder is rolling!
There are only two words on the license plate: props...

The waiter rolled his eyes, covered his face and lay down immediately: "Oh! Oh my god! I hit a car and hit people... Oh my god... good people can't live... woo woo woo..."

Hong Fei stammered: "Who hit you? You're touching! Blackmail!"

The black-faced eunuch shouted: "Yo ho! The thief is shouting, "Stop the thief! Brothers, beat me up!"

Hong Fei's chest was about to explode, he gritted his teeth and said, "You all asked for this!"

As a successful detective, how can he navigate the rivers and lakes without mastering martial arts?His level of Bajiquan is quite good, and he will definitely have no problem dealing with a few thieves!
Just when he took the initiative to attack, his eyes suddenly went black!
The tall and strong eunuch was lying in front of him like a mountain, and his fists like sandbags were coming!

"boom!"

Hong Fei stared at gold stars, writhing in embarrassment!
He has practiced martial arts for many years, and he never thought that he would be KO'd by someone, and he has no power to resist!
Then, the general, the scholar, the shop boy, the tiger spirit, Jin Yiwei...the fists and feet rained down one after another...

The black-faced eunuch sneered and ripped off Hong Fei's driving recorder...

He walked to the distance and took out his phone.

"Brother! Done!"

The other end of the phone said: "Be gentle, don't break it again!"

The black-faced eunuch grinned and said, "Hey, you don't feel at ease when I, Yang Dalu, handle things? Apart from being unable to see things clearly for a long time, this kid has no problem with other assignments...Of course, pain is certain!"

The other end said: "Well, let him be honest for a while!"

The ferocity in Yang Dalu's eyes was fleeting: "Brother, is there any trouble? If it's inconvenient for you, leave it to me..."

The other end said: "Nonsense... Honestly go to shoot your movie... Hang up..."

Yang Dalu said: "Hey!"

……

10 minutes later, the police arrived.

"Hey...it's so miserable! Can you see the license plate clearly?"

"Have!"

"How many?"

"Just two words, props!"

"Ah? Then who beat you?"

"Eunuchs, scholars, royal guards..."

"Uh, comrade, don't make trouble..."

PS: Brothers, don't forget to vote for recommendation!Thanks!

(End of this chapter)

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