The strongest all-around superstar
Chapter 200
Chapter 200
The car flies.
Song Jiajia asked curiously, "What kind of place is Yangjiagou?"
Yang Liudao: "Uh...the scenery is beautiful, the people are outstanding, it's fascinating..."
After speaking, even he himself coughed endlessly, thinking he was a little guilty.
Song Jiajia said, "Your expression is strange?"
Yang Liu concealed, "It's nothing."
When it comes to girlfriends and getting married, it is a necessary procedure to meet parents Gaotang.
Yang Liu was a little uneasy, and the reason was very simple.
——Fan Bingbing has been here, and she is very popular with her family.
Song Jiajia looked at her words and said, "Are you afraid that...uncles and aunts don't want to see me?"
Yang Liu said: "Ah..."
Song Jiajia smiled and said, "I heard you said about Bingbing... But it was a long time ago... This girl is a bit childish..."
Yang Liu said, "It's good that you can understand."
Song Jiajia said to herself: "Don't worry, I haven't seen any scenes? Besides... this girl is not worse than others..."
Yang Liu accompanied her with a smile and said, "Yes yes yes..."
The car drove into the long-lost Yangjiagou, and Yang deliberately slipped around the small river at the entrance of the village.
very strange!
According to the general practice, his grandfather Yang always likes to squat under the big tree to fish and catch bastards, but he is not here today!
Could it be that he went to the widow of the Sun family again?
Well, it must be so!
Yang Liu drove home along the road, and when he looked up, he saw a copper lock on the iron gate, and he couldn't help being surprised!
I rely on!what happened?
In his memory, this has never happened before!
Parents have been honest and devoted to farming all their lives, and they are unwilling to leave the house even if they are beaten to death. When did they lock the door!
Locks are superfluous in Yangjiagou, and few people use them.The reason is simple, because there are many dogs in the village!Ahem, there are more folks who can punch a few times than dogs!In terms of law and order alone, Yangjiagou is so good that it can be ranked among the top three in the country. Even in the most chaotic era, even bandits dare not touch this place, let alone petty thieves.
Song Jiajia said, "Uncle and aunt aren't there?"
Yang Liu murmured: "Look at this posture...it seems like you have traveled far away!"
Song Jiajia was stunned and said, "Didn't you make a phone call when you came?"
Yang Liudao: "What are you calling? For more than ten years, the two of them haven't left home."
Song Jiajia: "Uh..."
Yang Liu said: "No, I have to find someone to ask!"
……
Soon, at the side of the wheat field, he found his target.
A sturdy woman, a tall young man.
These two...are arguing...
The woman blushed and had a thick neck: "You are shameless!"
The young man was very sad and angry: "Sister-in-law, why are you swearing so casually?"
The woman said: "You are the one who is scolding! Old San Yang, don't talk so useless... Your black dog always likes to wander around, and my chicken is lost... If you don't blame you, who do you blame?"
The young man said: "Sister-in-law, can you be reasonable? There are so many dogs in the village who like to hang around, how can you prove that it was Dahei who did it?"
The woman said: "Do you still need proof? Because our two families live closest! And... that black dog is treacherous and slippery, just like your face! The old saying is good, there is a father... No, birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups." , what kind of things to play with, what kind of birds..."
Listen, folks in my hometown, no matter men or women, are so tough!
The young man lowered his face: "Ma Guihua, don't go too far! There is no evidence for the rambunctious talk, even if my Dahei ate your chicken...you should ask him for it...Why are you talking about it? On me!"
The woman was furious and said: "Yang Tiezhu, animals are ignorant, don't tell me you are also ignorant? If you don't want me, who can I look for? Are you worse than an animal?"
The young man said: "Well, you shrew! Who are you calling a bastard? Don't think I dare not hit a woman!"
The woman rushed over and pressed her chest against him: "Come on, come on, try to touch a hair on me?"
The young man backed away again and again: "Hey...you dare to force me...shrew, crazy...you force me again, I will really beat you..."
The woman said: "Hit it! Hit it! Hit it..."
While mocking, she stretched out her hand to scratch the young man's face. The young man shielded him from left to right, but he didn't dare to really beat the woman...
In the car, Yang Liu laughed so hard that she even shed tears!
Song Jiajia said with a stern face: "Fellow from the village, it's fine if you didn't go to fight, but you can still succeed like this!"
Yang Liu sneered and said, "The one who got beaten up was my third uncle..."
Song Jiajia was shocked and said, "Huh? Your third uncle?"
Yang Liu said: "That's right, dear third uncle!"
Song Jiajia was tongue-tied and said, "Looking at his age... he should not be older than you by a few years!"
Yang Liudao: "Well, thirty is still a bit short... I am a senior!"
Song Jiajia said: "You just watched your third uncle get beaten?"
Yang Liu grinned and said, "I'll just beat him up, and it won't hurt... Who can understand him better than me? No matter who was right and who was wrong before, after tonight, if there is one chicken left in Aunt Ma's house, tomorrow I will write the word 'Yang' upside down..."
As soon as the words fell, there was a big change in the field!
In the distance, a young woman is running closer and closer with her child in her arms!
She put the child on the ground and shouted: "Ma Guihua! What kind of skill is bullying a man! See if I don't scratch you to death!"
Yang Tiezhu ecstatically said: "My wife? It's just right to come!"
So, he swished away and let the battlefield out!
The two women immediately fought together, you tore my clothes, I plucked your hair, beat me up, Yang Tiezhu applauded and cheered beside me, cheering up...
Song Jiajia said with trembling lips, "Your third aunt?"
Yang Liu said: "That's right!"
Song Jiajia said to herself: "It's not a family, don't enter a family..."
The three of them were busy there, and the children were not idle either!
This child was only about two years old, and he was still wearing crotch pants, but he was staggering and squatting on the ground to pick up stones!
While picking it up, he threw Ma Osmanthus fragrans vigorously, and said vaguely: "Hit you... hit you... kill you..."
Yang Liu burst into laughter: "Look! Look at my younger brother! Heroes have always been young!"
Song Jiajia said with black lines all over her head, "This... is the Yangjiagou you mentioned... outstanding people?"
Yang Liu covered her face: "Uh...ahem..."
It's not over yet!
Another black man appeared from behind the haystack!
He growled, "Stop!"
Ma Guihua said: "Yang Ergou! Hold on! Didn't you see your wife being bullied? Hurry up and beat her to death!"
The black man said: "Hey!"
He rolled his eyes: "Yang Laosan, don't run away if you have the ability!"
Yang Tiezhu said: "Hey, Second Brother Yang, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
Next, the two-on-two melee begins!
Different from women's chaotic tearing, the moment these two men make a move, it crackles and sparks fly!
Even Song Jiajia noticed something strange!
Have you ever seen a rural guy who uses martial arts routines to fight!
Good guy, the ups and downs, tossing and turning, punching and kicking, it's shocking!It's like a boxing champion fight!
Song Jiajia said in a daze, "They... are so powerful... I have seen many so-called excellent stand-ins and martial arts actors...Compared to them, they can only be regarded as elementary school students..."
Yang Liu said proudly: "It's absolutely correct! There may be men who can't read and write in Yangjiagou, but there are absolutely no men who can't fight..."
Song Jiajia asked suspiciously, "Since your third uncle possesses martial arts, why was the shit tickled by that aunt just now?"
Yang Liudao: "Hey, those of us with the surname Yang have a precept passed down from our ancestors, we are not allowed to bully women, children, old and young..."
Song Jiajia said, "Is it the same for every man?"
Yang Liudao: "Of course! Every man is the same! It's as good as a fake!"
Song Jiajia said with a long voice, "Oh..."
Her eyes are quite meaningful.
Yang Liu flinched and said, "What do you want?"
Song Jiajia suddenly laughed: "So... I can only bully you in the future, but you will never bully me! If you violate the ancestor's precept, you will be struck by lightning..."
Yang Liu said: "Uh..."
PS: Ahem, book friend "Twelve 12 Lords" brother, quite evil...
(End of this chapter)
The car flies.
Song Jiajia asked curiously, "What kind of place is Yangjiagou?"
Yang Liudao: "Uh...the scenery is beautiful, the people are outstanding, it's fascinating..."
After speaking, even he himself coughed endlessly, thinking he was a little guilty.
Song Jiajia said, "Your expression is strange?"
Yang Liu concealed, "It's nothing."
When it comes to girlfriends and getting married, it is a necessary procedure to meet parents Gaotang.
Yang Liu was a little uneasy, and the reason was very simple.
——Fan Bingbing has been here, and she is very popular with her family.
Song Jiajia looked at her words and said, "Are you afraid that...uncles and aunts don't want to see me?"
Yang Liu said: "Ah..."
Song Jiajia smiled and said, "I heard you said about Bingbing... But it was a long time ago... This girl is a bit childish..."
Yang Liu said, "It's good that you can understand."
Song Jiajia said to herself: "Don't worry, I haven't seen any scenes? Besides... this girl is not worse than others..."
Yang Liu accompanied her with a smile and said, "Yes yes yes..."
The car drove into the long-lost Yangjiagou, and Yang deliberately slipped around the small river at the entrance of the village.
very strange!
According to the general practice, his grandfather Yang always likes to squat under the big tree to fish and catch bastards, but he is not here today!
Could it be that he went to the widow of the Sun family again?
Well, it must be so!
Yang Liu drove home along the road, and when he looked up, he saw a copper lock on the iron gate, and he couldn't help being surprised!
I rely on!what happened?
In his memory, this has never happened before!
Parents have been honest and devoted to farming all their lives, and they are unwilling to leave the house even if they are beaten to death. When did they lock the door!
Locks are superfluous in Yangjiagou, and few people use them.The reason is simple, because there are many dogs in the village!Ahem, there are more folks who can punch a few times than dogs!In terms of law and order alone, Yangjiagou is so good that it can be ranked among the top three in the country. Even in the most chaotic era, even bandits dare not touch this place, let alone petty thieves.
Song Jiajia said, "Uncle and aunt aren't there?"
Yang Liu murmured: "Look at this posture...it seems like you have traveled far away!"
Song Jiajia was stunned and said, "Didn't you make a phone call when you came?"
Yang Liudao: "What are you calling? For more than ten years, the two of them haven't left home."
Song Jiajia: "Uh..."
Yang Liu said: "No, I have to find someone to ask!"
……
Soon, at the side of the wheat field, he found his target.
A sturdy woman, a tall young man.
These two...are arguing...
The woman blushed and had a thick neck: "You are shameless!"
The young man was very sad and angry: "Sister-in-law, why are you swearing so casually?"
The woman said: "You are the one who is scolding! Old San Yang, don't talk so useless... Your black dog always likes to wander around, and my chicken is lost... If you don't blame you, who do you blame?"
The young man said: "Sister-in-law, can you be reasonable? There are so many dogs in the village who like to hang around, how can you prove that it was Dahei who did it?"
The woman said: "Do you still need proof? Because our two families live closest! And... that black dog is treacherous and slippery, just like your face! The old saying is good, there is a father... No, birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups." , what kind of things to play with, what kind of birds..."
Listen, folks in my hometown, no matter men or women, are so tough!
The young man lowered his face: "Ma Guihua, don't go too far! There is no evidence for the rambunctious talk, even if my Dahei ate your chicken...you should ask him for it...Why are you talking about it? On me!"
The woman was furious and said: "Yang Tiezhu, animals are ignorant, don't tell me you are also ignorant? If you don't want me, who can I look for? Are you worse than an animal?"
The young man said: "Well, you shrew! Who are you calling a bastard? Don't think I dare not hit a woman!"
The woman rushed over and pressed her chest against him: "Come on, come on, try to touch a hair on me?"
The young man backed away again and again: "Hey...you dare to force me...shrew, crazy...you force me again, I will really beat you..."
The woman said: "Hit it! Hit it! Hit it..."
While mocking, she stretched out her hand to scratch the young man's face. The young man shielded him from left to right, but he didn't dare to really beat the woman...
In the car, Yang Liu laughed so hard that she even shed tears!
Song Jiajia said with a stern face: "Fellow from the village, it's fine if you didn't go to fight, but you can still succeed like this!"
Yang Liu sneered and said, "The one who got beaten up was my third uncle..."
Song Jiajia was shocked and said, "Huh? Your third uncle?"
Yang Liu said: "That's right, dear third uncle!"
Song Jiajia was tongue-tied and said, "Looking at his age... he should not be older than you by a few years!"
Yang Liudao: "Well, thirty is still a bit short... I am a senior!"
Song Jiajia said: "You just watched your third uncle get beaten?"
Yang Liu grinned and said, "I'll just beat him up, and it won't hurt... Who can understand him better than me? No matter who was right and who was wrong before, after tonight, if there is one chicken left in Aunt Ma's house, tomorrow I will write the word 'Yang' upside down..."
As soon as the words fell, there was a big change in the field!
In the distance, a young woman is running closer and closer with her child in her arms!
She put the child on the ground and shouted: "Ma Guihua! What kind of skill is bullying a man! See if I don't scratch you to death!"
Yang Tiezhu ecstatically said: "My wife? It's just right to come!"
So, he swished away and let the battlefield out!
The two women immediately fought together, you tore my clothes, I plucked your hair, beat me up, Yang Tiezhu applauded and cheered beside me, cheering up...
Song Jiajia said with trembling lips, "Your third aunt?"
Yang Liu said: "That's right!"
Song Jiajia said to herself: "It's not a family, don't enter a family..."
The three of them were busy there, and the children were not idle either!
This child was only about two years old, and he was still wearing crotch pants, but he was staggering and squatting on the ground to pick up stones!
While picking it up, he threw Ma Osmanthus fragrans vigorously, and said vaguely: "Hit you... hit you... kill you..."
Yang Liu burst into laughter: "Look! Look at my younger brother! Heroes have always been young!"
Song Jiajia said with black lines all over her head, "This... is the Yangjiagou you mentioned... outstanding people?"
Yang Liu covered her face: "Uh...ahem..."
It's not over yet!
Another black man appeared from behind the haystack!
He growled, "Stop!"
Ma Guihua said: "Yang Ergou! Hold on! Didn't you see your wife being bullied? Hurry up and beat her to death!"
The black man said: "Hey!"
He rolled his eyes: "Yang Laosan, don't run away if you have the ability!"
Yang Tiezhu said: "Hey, Second Brother Yang, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
Next, the two-on-two melee begins!
Different from women's chaotic tearing, the moment these two men make a move, it crackles and sparks fly!
Even Song Jiajia noticed something strange!
Have you ever seen a rural guy who uses martial arts routines to fight!
Good guy, the ups and downs, tossing and turning, punching and kicking, it's shocking!It's like a boxing champion fight!
Song Jiajia said in a daze, "They... are so powerful... I have seen many so-called excellent stand-ins and martial arts actors...Compared to them, they can only be regarded as elementary school students..."
Yang Liu said proudly: "It's absolutely correct! There may be men who can't read and write in Yangjiagou, but there are absolutely no men who can't fight..."
Song Jiajia asked suspiciously, "Since your third uncle possesses martial arts, why was the shit tickled by that aunt just now?"
Yang Liudao: "Hey, those of us with the surname Yang have a precept passed down from our ancestors, we are not allowed to bully women, children, old and young..."
Song Jiajia said, "Is it the same for every man?"
Yang Liudao: "Of course! Every man is the same! It's as good as a fake!"
Song Jiajia said with a long voice, "Oh..."
Her eyes are quite meaningful.
Yang Liu flinched and said, "What do you want?"
Song Jiajia suddenly laughed: "So... I can only bully you in the future, but you will never bully me! If you violate the ancestor's precept, you will be struck by lightning..."
Yang Liu said: "Uh..."
PS: Ahem, book friend "Twelve 12 Lords" brother, quite evil...
(End of this chapter)
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